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Meet the president of Ecuador

He's 35 and a banana fortune heir. His wife is Gen Z and an influencer.

Are they the world's youngest couple as heads of state?

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by Anonymousreply 84March 3, 2024 4:22 AM

My bathroom smells like Ecuador

by Anonymousreply 1February 2, 2024 11:57 PM

Has he shown off his banana yet?

by Anonymousreply 2February 2, 2024 11:59 PM

Big uncut pinga, no?

by Anonymousreply 3February 3, 2024 12:01 AM

Is he capable of facial hair?

by Anonymousreply 4February 3, 2024 12:11 AM

He kind of looks like a Latino Matthew Broderick

by Anonymousreply 5February 3, 2024 12:13 AM

The wife bigger than him.

by Anonymousreply 6February 3, 2024 12:23 AM


by Anonymousreply 7February 3, 2024 12:43 AM

He listens to Drake and lists video games as his favorite hobby.

by Anonymousreply 8February 3, 2024 12:43 AM

R5 true!

by Anonymousreply 9February 3, 2024 1:14 AM

And probably the most likely president to be assassinated. Ecuador is a mess right now.

by Anonymousreply 10February 3, 2024 1:29 AM

Ecuador is handing over old Russian military equipment to the US, so something good is happening there!

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by Anonymousreply 11February 3, 2024 4:53 AM

Yum. Pocket gay.

by Anonymousreply 12February 3, 2024 5:24 AM

Call me sometime.

by Anonymousreply 13February 3, 2024 6:16 AM

He barely looks twenty-five.

by Anonymousreply 14February 3, 2024 6:23 AM

Days are numbered

by Anonymousreply 15February 3, 2024 6:30 AM

Gabriel Boric, president of Chile, was also 35 when he was elected a couple years ago. He isn’t bad looking, but Ecuador’s president is definitely hotter.

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by Anonymousreply 16February 3, 2024 6:41 AM

She made the Guinness Book of World Records. She's the first Gen Z FLOTUS

by Anonymousreply 17February 3, 2024 6:49 AM


by Anonymousreply 18February 3, 2024 6:54 AM

He’s very hot

by Anonymousreply 19February 3, 2024 6:56 AM

The president of Ecuador looks like Matthew Broderick at that age.

by Anonymousreply 20February 3, 2024 6:56 AM

She looks older than him.

by Anonymousreply 21February 3, 2024 6:57 AM

R16, Boric is a major TOOL fan, which raises my opinion of him. 😂

That said, I'm not sure how I feel about a peer being president. I believe Kurt Vonnegut sums up my feelings: "True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.”

by Anonymousreply 22February 3, 2024 7:27 AM

Fernando Bueller's Day Off!

by Anonymousreply 23February 3, 2024 8:30 AM

He's cute.

by Anonymousreply 24February 3, 2024 10:57 AM

Nice bods on both.

America will never have a first couple this hot.

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by Anonymousreply 25February 3, 2024 4:16 PM

R25, nice legs.

by Anonymousreply 26February 3, 2024 7:18 PM

The "New" President of Ecuador is Harvard graduate and studied at the Kennedy School of Public Policy. Unlike his forbears, he has stood up to the Cartels in his Country, which experienced a later infiltration and Exploitation of the Drug industry than it's far better prepared and militarily supported neighbor, Colombia. (Who received SERIOUS $$$ and Military resources from the U.S.)

He is the first President there in a LONG time ( like decades) to outwardly declare war on criminal agency, in a Country that is so corrupt the imprisoned drug lords, live like mini-monarchs from state provided institutions, so far penetrating is their reach.

For this he has incurred serious risk, but nonetheless after the horrible siege in Guayaquil of TV studio a couple of months ago, not only did he respond in force but authorized their military to take over national law enforcement. The coordinated force led to the successful freeing of all hostages ( live) , the death of several terrorists and imprisonment for the rest.

Although the President is a complete new-comer to his Position, he has worked at record pace to engage, solicit, and accept all manner of international support- including vital infrastructures needs that will allow for a New Federal prison system, such as was built in Central America to combat and incarcerate burgeoning massive drug gangs which have taken over so quickly. ( Note the infiltrating Drug Gangs there have not been limited to regional actors from Columbia, and Bolivia but increasingly European elements such as Albanians and Russian Cartels. He has accepted military aid in the form of arms and troops from a broad range of South American Governments.

In the interim, he formally informed the Country of Colombia, that as Ecuador had been capturing and imprisoning many Narcos from it's neighbor, it mean no longer put forward the means to provide the economic resources needed to incarcerate them. Instead the Colombian President was informed that systematically Colombian prisoners would be removed from Ecuador's institutions, shipped to Colombia's borders, and "released" for Colombia to sort out as their problem. Finally, the task of dismantling the native Drug Lord's fiefdoms in the Ecuadorian penal system, has begun by a simpler method: the Military has started to assume incarceration responsibility by housing them in Military stockades. Some suspension of Civil Liberties may have taken place as the new guests become aquatinted with military law and confinement.

Give the guy a break!

by Anonymousreply 27February 3, 2024 7:54 PM

I think that's young Matthew Broderick

by Anonymousreply 28February 3, 2024 8:07 PM

Well......if...she says diana was her north star, expect drama to follow, alot of batting of eyes, alot of chasing after married men and sliding different genetics ( not the husbands) into the family.

by Anonymousreply 29February 3, 2024 8:39 PM

Any nudes of him?

by Anonymousreply 30February 3, 2024 9:49 PM

She seems fun!

by Anonymousreply 31February 4, 2024 5:09 AM

It's nice to see a successful young politician, but one thing to keep in mind is that people live faster in these countries, too. Marriage and kids by 20s, grandkids by 50s. It's a trade-off.

by Anonymousreply 32February 4, 2024 5:28 AM

R21 Gen Z really is aging faster

by Anonymousreply 33February 4, 2024 5:59 AM

He has declared war against criminal gangs.

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by Anonymousreply 34February 5, 2024 4:54 AM

Come to papa!

by Anonymousreply 35February 5, 2024 9:17 AM

I'd lick his hole!

by Anonymousreply 36February 5, 2024 11:11 AM

Boric looks like the older brother of the guy in Philly who ate 40 chickens in 40 days.

by Anonymousreply 37February 5, 2024 12:12 PM

Does he have a hairy ass?

by Anonymousreply 38February 9, 2024 11:10 AM

Typical South American elitist.

Must marry the tall, white, blonde in order to feel better about himself.

Classism and colorism are rampant in South America, and having a tall blonde on his arm will "prove" to everyone that he's as good as the Ecuadorian rich and famous.

It's really sickening.

by Anonymousreply 39February 9, 2024 11:16 AM

The world has been getting some hotter presidents recently.

by Anonymousreply 40February 9, 2024 11:36 AM

Well. She dresses comfortably.

by Anonymousreply 41February 9, 2024 1:53 PM

Ecuador must be a very shallow place.

by Anonymousreply 42February 9, 2024 1:54 PM

Driving that train high on cocaine.

by Anonymousreply 43February 9, 2024 1:55 PM

R39 He *is* one of the Ecuadorian rich and famous.

The blonde wife is nice but hardly necessary.

by Anonymousreply 44February 9, 2024 2:03 PM

He is hot himself...what is he supposed to do, marry a troll? Trophy wives are hardly unique to South America, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 45February 9, 2024 2:51 PM

R43, Ecuador is [unfortunately for them] outside of the Cocaine Big 3 (Colombia, Peru, and Bolivia -- in that order).

by Anonymousreply 46February 10, 2024 12:00 AM

The wife gives off Ivanka vibes. That's hot.

by Anonymousreply 47February 10, 2024 1:19 AM

What is it with small men and being dictators?

by Anonymousreply 48February 10, 2024 1:28 AM

At first I thought he married Miss USA Olivia Jordan.

by Anonymousreply 49February 10, 2024 1:28 AM

I love his long, blonde hair.

by Anonymousreply 50February 10, 2024 2:13 AM

Banana Fortune Heir is going to be my new band or influencer name.

by Anonymousreply 51February 10, 2024 2:17 AM

I remember doing a double-take when he's was on the news in his aviator jacket looking studly.

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by Anonymousreply 52February 10, 2024 2:41 AM

I'm impressed that he got a handle on the prison drug gangs.

by Anonymousreply 53February 10, 2024 4:40 AM

[quote] I'm impressed that he got a handle on the prison drug gangs.

That's the President of El Salvador, not Ecuador.

But I'm sure you knew that.

by Anonymousreply 54February 10, 2024 4:48 AM

R54, nope. Noboa, too. But he seems to share some similarities with Mr. El Salvador.

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by Anonymousreply 55February 10, 2024 4:55 AM

What do Lavinia and Dr. Jill talk about?

by Anonymousreply 56February 10, 2024 5:03 AM

He's cute.

by Anonymousreply 57February 11, 2024 9:03 AM

How much have they skimmed from the illiterate peasants of their country so far?

There's the national treasury to loot, but there's also a fortune to be made from extorting the narcos.

by Anonymousreply 58February 11, 2024 9:18 AM

Their baby is cute.

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by Anonymousreply 59February 11, 2024 6:33 PM

He looks weirdly plastic, even next to the plastic influencer wife.

by Anonymousreply 60February 11, 2024 6:40 PM

Really, R60? I like their casual style. No wonder they're popular in Ecuador.

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by Anonymousreply 61February 11, 2024 6:42 PM

They have two kids so his banana must get busy

by Anonymousreply 62February 11, 2024 7:15 PM

Jesus Christ! I've never seen a woman with abs quite like hers! I assume her muscles elsewhere are as taut and worked out for hubby's pleasure.

[QUOTE]Typical South American elitist. Must marry the tall, white, blonde in order to feel better about himself. Classism and colorism are rampant in South America, and having a tall blonde on his arm will "prove" to everyone that he's as good as the Ecuadorian rich and famous. It's really sickening.

Do you have sex with unattractive people who don't have the same level of education as you do to feel more effective as a part of the Proletariat? Is your name Glenn Greewald and did you prowl Rio's slums at some point?

I'm sorry for your loss, Glenn, but take some time out before going into Ecuador looking for a new manny for your newly orphaned children? OK?

by Anonymousreply 63February 11, 2024 8:15 PM

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by Anonymousreply 64February 11, 2024 10:01 PM

That First Lady does a lot of Pilates and Barre. I am jealous of her leg and ab definition.

by Anonymousreply 65February 12, 2024 11:00 AM

Sorry folks but he does not look heterosexual.

by Anonymousreply 66February 12, 2024 1:36 PM

I love his hairy legs.

by Anonymousreply 67February 12, 2024 11:34 PM

[Quote]The iconic reference that I use most frequently is Diana Spencer and often my question is, is this something Diana would wear today? Her wardrobe was always appropriate, but she was not afraid to include unconventional prints or combinations,’ said her stylist, Alex Magary, when speaking to Ecuadorian fashion journalist Nessa Terán.about the public image she intends to make. ‘Apart from Diana, with Lavinia we manage a moodboard which we feed with inspirational images of Kate Middleton and Carla Bruni.’

How shallow can you get?

by Anonymousreply 68February 13, 2024 3:54 AM

Millennials are making inroads as presidents and leaders elsewhere. Noboa joins their growing ranks.

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by Anonymousreply 69February 13, 2024 4:41 AM

They look like Jared and Ivanka

by Anonymousreply 70February 13, 2024 4:56 AM

These SA presidents are all gay archetypes.

by Anonymousreply 71February 13, 2024 5:00 AM

R70, they don't. Jared and Ivanka are ugly.

by Anonymousreply 72February 13, 2024 5:27 AM

So are they.

by Anonymousreply 73February 13, 2024 5:29 AM

^^Within the realm of politics (and compared to all of those ugly ogres involved), they're runway models.

by Anonymousreply 74February 13, 2024 5:37 AM

His voice is hot.

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by Anonymousreply 75February 18, 2024 10:08 AM

He speaks perfect English.

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by Anonymousreply 76February 18, 2024 10:11 AM
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by Anonymousreply 77February 18, 2024 10:42 AM

Imagine - you're a head of state waging war against dangerous narcos and your wife is talking about a fucking mood board with pics of Kate Middleton.

by Anonymousreply 78February 18, 2024 12:47 PM

Could be worse, R78. The mood board could be filled with pix of Meghan.

by Anonymousreply 79February 18, 2024 1:58 PM

R78, it could be much worse. She could be a former prostitute photographed in soft-core porn shoots for the entire world to see!

by Anonymousreply 80February 18, 2024 6:46 PM

He's riding a wave of popular support in the country!

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by Anonymousreply 81March 3, 2024 2:26 AM

Well I know what else he could be riding. My cock!

by Anonymousreply 82March 3, 2024 3:15 AM

He has gay face.

by Anonymousreply 83March 3, 2024 4:01 AM

[quote] "Lavinia"

Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 84March 3, 2024 4:22 AM
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