What commercials are we hating? Part 2

Mountain America Credit Union is running ads almost non stop with the some screech voiced hag who calls herself the Food Nanny. She looks and sounds like a moron.

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I still loathe the Sweet Caroline Jim Beam commercial.

I haven't seen a horrible British Orbit commercial in ages. Still hate them.

I don’t know who’s worse, Medicare Martha, or that insufferable upspeak Valley Girl Christine, from Jacuzzi Bath.

The baby whose first word is Liberty has just been hired for Madonna's biopic.

Jardiance has a new moo cow dancing for diabetes. It's set in an office environment. The frau isn't as big as the other wiggle goddess but every bit as nerdy.

Jonathan Lawson and his horrible, interminal Colonial Penn insurance commercials. Shut the fuck up already!

I cannot stand that annoying little twerp who is complaining to his younger brother that they didn’t have Xfinity house-wide WiFi when “I was your age.” 🙄 His whiny, nasally voice is irritating as hell. And they run that damn commercial constantly.

Any Liberty Mutual Commercials with Doug or a kid . But replacement Doug should be doing it wearing nothing but a jock strap!

I don’t think that I have ever - in my entire life - have been as HAPPY as that goofy dude with the beard and mustache playing the tambourine in the Zyrizzi commercial - he is slamming that thing as hard as he can - he looks like a big, goofy happy dog!

The Sotyktu (?) commercials that ends with 2 different women winking at the camera.

The psoraisis commercial with the voiceover of "the splendor of those thighs." That's a little creepy, IMO.

The second Jardiance musical in the office, the choreographer must have simply given up.

That Lume cream deodorant commercial. Ugh. Use it everywhere, even in your ass crack!

Mand(ing)o ball sachet!

Fivrr has another stupid white guy.

I can’t stand the new Peleton ad with the ridiculous girl just starting out. She acts like she’s wearing lead boots. Total fake ass shit. Peleton just needs to end.

Most of the SB commercials sucked!

Enough with the babies playing pickle ball. Make it stop!

I didn't watch all of the Superbo commercials, but it seems like a lot of them had celebrities. I guess that's just a reflection of our celebrity obsessed culture.

The NY state scratch off lotto commercial with the creepy guy who built mechanical arms so he can scratch off more tickets.

All of the know-it-all bratty kids on the couches in the Xfinity commercials. When the girl says “it’s called a pitch” during the soccer game, I want to kick a soccer ball right into her face.

I finally get Botox cosmetics.

If you are a Gay man or a Karen, it irons out Resting Bitch Face.

That is what the subtle difference is.

I'm already tired of the Mayo cat.

Awww, I like that commercial R21. It's kinda creepy but inventive.

R25-The audition reels for that spot must be hilarious.

They redid the NY lotto mechanical arms ad. Instead of saying, “Don’t make the little hand angry, Beth” and placing the little hand on Beth’s mouth, they changed it so she says

Can’t you just scratch them one at a time?

He says, “Maybe?”

And they dance.

I guess touching her mouth with the little hand was a little too violent for them.

Baby Liberty

The Michael Cera CeraVe ads have gotten really creepy. There's one where he's scaling a mountain, reaches into a pouch, and smears lotion on the mountain. I forget what he actually says but it ain't good.

The pretty trim white young woman with the apron and feather duster swanning around for “Grocery Outlet Bargain Market!” The new one has the cute bearded guy basking in the glow of discount organic fruit. After that the choir sings and then at the very end they the girl , the guy and a few random customers break into a funky Wahtusi

I really hate the frau in the Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial--the one that looks like an owl--that squeals and gets in the tub fully clothed, clapping.

And of course the bitch Christina with her upspeak and vocal fry.

lol r31

I hate the new Tina Fey Booking.com commercials. Bring back Melissa McCarthy !

I know we've discussed Kathy Lee Gifford and the Balance of Nature commercials, but there's an updated version. She's running a small farm or some shit. Um, why not just grow and eat your own vegetables Kathy instead of taking a pill?

Dumb bitch, no wonder Frank fucked around on her.

R34 I don’t know what is stranger - Kathie lee’s Ancient unhappy white doggy - is that a relative of her original dogs Chablis and Chardonnay? And why do I remember her dogs 25 years later? OR the shot of her singing in her living room rocking out and shaking her arms in the air. ….. She does have a great figure for a 70 year old.

Gifford prays then takes her pills.

I like pills you don't have to pray over.

[quote] OR the shot of her singing in her living room rocking out and shaking her arms in the air

I burst out laughing the first time I saw that.

Former big time golfer Lee Trevino mispronouncing "arthritis" as ar-THUR-itis.

My Pillow

That’s his Texan accent.

[Quote]the one that looks like an owl--that squeals and gets in the tub fully clothed, clapping.

r31 this gets me rolling. lol

The commercials I see on Pluto TV are obnoxious and repeat during every break

Commercial for Baby Mama's No Drama Podcast - Those two bitches have gotten so much publicity from Pluto TV they should sign their souls over to Paramount for it.

I can't understand the commercials with Ted Danson and Consumer Cellular. First, he's with the older fat black guy on a bicycle, and birds come flying from behind them and they're riding their bikes in the air with the birds. Then something similar happens with a younger Asian guy on a golf course.

What am I missing ?

Let’s face it, most all of them. The one killing me for sometime is that upspeak-valley girl- twat Christine from Jacuzzi Bath. She needs to drown in one of her cheesy tubs.

I just saw the one with Kathy Lee's jazz hands again. It gets funnier with each viewing, even though the intent was not to laugh at her. I kind of like it now.

Please stop that scratch-off commercial with the mechanical arms. Especially because that ugly couple are living in a Brooklyn house that looks like it’s from the1970s.

Gerber Life Insurance - if you're alive.

The ones with the "adorable" Shriners' kids are in a tie with the St. Jude kids as most unwatchable. The manipulation is appalling. They would get a better response with some restraint. Some of those"kids" have been doing this for a long, long time.

^ Oh Fank You!

Apparently R48, you’ve never seen the Oak Street Health ad with the jackass shucking’ and jivin’ his way around the doctor’s office. Just picture a senior Main Character who needs to be hauled off in a straight jacket. Better yet, hauled off on a gurney…with a sheet over him.

Dear advertisers, that shit ain’t cute.

I can’t think of any I hate right off hand, but I adore the young homeowners turning into their parents. The old guy “helping” them is so dead pan, I have literally shrieked with laughter.

“Do we really need 50 pictures of fun dinner at Pam’s?” No, no we don’t. I die!!

Oak Street Health for older adults for me myself and I.

Golden Corral continues to try to convince us that it's where all the cool, young, racially diverse people eat. The latest commercial is even stupider than the previous ones: "I am the shrimp bot" -- WTF?

michael jordan chase sapphire commercial with his annoying mother. No one would blame you serial killers if you took those two out.

The Pluto-TV Couch Potato Farm is BRILLIANT!

No. It's not.

The lady in the Kayak commercial that's the human scarecrow is my new spirit animal. I want to go up to fraud with little kids and holler like her--"GAAAHHH"

^ fraus

The Aetna with the two street sassy old black ladies was so annoying that Aetna wised up and overdubbed them., especially the one wearing the huge red glasses who looks like Flavor Flav. I saw it coming on and then laughed when I heard the new voices. Good for someone at Aetna.

r56, Potato Cat will become a thing...

I can't believing nobody has mentioned the Backstreet Boys singing from a poster about stinky teenage laundry. "Tell me why?" "Cause it stinks!!!". ROFL

I HATE Neil Diamond’s voice and it is in 2 different commercials.. His voice literally hurts my ears. I have to hit the mute immediately .

I hate those commercials where it's like a lawyer standing in a PBS telethon acting like that's how they conduct business all the time and the phones are constantly off the hook. When the reality is that they hang out in emergency rooms and swarm upon crime scenes and house fires like vultures.

It also reminds me of how I used to work in the sketchy call center where we answered the phone for like things you'd see on The infomercials. I just moved back to my home state and was absolutely desperate for money and this place would hire anybody. The big account at the time was your baby can read. It's an incredibly stupid program pedaled to simple adults and probably estranged grandparents who want to establish some sort of relationship through their grandkids. It was such an easy sale because these people want to believe that they're dim-witted brats were geniuses and they would unlock that genius. Part of me felt like kind of bad for probably had disappointed they were destined to be in their dumb ass children. But I guess at least they were trying to educate them so that's something.

Lume. I hate that woman.

Have we discussed the Otezla commercial featuring loser Ned going on a movie date? There's an awkward hug outside the theater afterward, then they both go their separate ways (they don't even go out for coffee or hang around to chat about the movie). Not really a date at all. You know there will never be a second date.

Yes, it was discussed in the part 1 thread R65. The consensus of Ned's lame date with Tara was that he's a closet case.

Good Lord I'm over all of the hugging and whatever at the end of every episode. It's a f****** trivia show you didn't win the goddamn Nobel prize settle down a bit.

R65 Of course there will never be a second date when the first date is called Ned's Plaque Psoriasis.

The eharmony commercial where the dude has a zit on his back and his immortal beloved pops it for him, cementing their true love for the rest of their days.

[quote] especially the one wearing the huge red glasses who looks like Flavor Flav.

She has a good booking agent, as she's in two more commercials now. I believe both are for Pfizer / Covid boost. In one, she's in a museum with two other women, staring up to a painting. In the other, she's power-walking with a trainer and says something about the importance of getting her new covid vax 'at her age'.

Why do we have to see shingles. psoriasis, toe nail fungus, thinning hair, etc. on these commercials, but when a guy has PD we don't see that up close ? Instead we just see the cute guy staring at his phone ?

R59 Flava Flav lol

Hi, grandma, I played baseball today

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If anyone here doesn't laugh at this.....you have zero sense of humor. This guy is the best thing on TV.

The woman who needs all the pictures of food reminds me of Elise Stefanik.

All of those awful life insurance commercials with the bad acting.

“Poor Fran. Herb died and she barely had enough money to cover his funeral expenses.”

“Tsk, tsk, I know Madge. They should’ve known about Colonial Penn.”

Where do they get these actors from?

r76, non-union payout deals for wannabe actors.

Still waiting for Martha to have her own sitcom...

Those life-insurance commercials...

Why is it the wife always asking the husband if he bought life insurance for them like she told him ? Sorry - it's 2024. The wife can pick up the phone and do it herself. Why should the husband be responsible for this all the time ?

Geez I just saw the worst dating app commercial ever. eharmony, get who gets you, big whitehead pimple shown in closeup, popped by his new match, who gets him.

R74 his shtick was mildly funny 5 yrs ago but not now.

The Jim Beam commercial where the whole bar is singing 'Sweet Caroline.'

That Delickable Delectables cat treat commercial where the woman is on the phone with her husband who's in the grocery stole while she's at home telling him to pick up some more Delickable Delectables while her cats warm around her. "Just hurry!" she says.

I like to envision him getting home from the grocery store and finding her dead on the floor, the cats devouring her corpse because he didn't get the Delickable Delectables in time.

Christina Hall for Bath Jacuzzi (and her vocal fry and upspeak) - isn't she the first wife of Tarek El Moussa on the home remodeling shows ? WTF did he ever see in her ?

How many times have you posted jacuzzi bath???

R84 Just goes to show how reviled she is.

R84 Me? Once. In post 83. How many times have you posted ?

And while YOU’RE at it R84, how many times have you posted using 3 question marks? One is sufficient.

Simmer down now

It seems like there's no escaping Flava Flav on television today - her commercials are popping up everywhere. She must be so proud!

Upspeak Christina is universally reviled here, probably the only thing that DLers can agree upon.

Venus shaver for pubic hair and skin

I can’t remember the product but it’s a deodorant type of product and the woman is in a towel around her waist and sticks the bottle down there and sprays her crotch.

The Xfinity commercials with the two little girl best friends parting ways. the voices are obviously adults trying to sound like kids. They are grating and irritating.

Just saw the Lume for men commercials (Mando? Really?) with the same annoying doctor/founder/shill.

It's like they wanted Mandingo, but decided to shorten it.

Mando is for men who like big, black, redolent cocks...

And look at me thinking Mandalorian, but go off, R95. DL never fails to surprise me at the way dots can be connected. Redolent. LOL.

I hate them all. That’s why Netflix et al with their fucking ad models are pissing me off.

If Kathie Lee Gifford is filming her 'Balance of Nature' commercial from her expansive farm, why isn't she eating fresh vegetables and fruits from her own farm ? Why does she need these supplements ?

R98 Then there's the 70-something champion power lifter who says he doesn't have the discipline to eat fruits and veggies, so he takes Balance of Nature instead.

So...disciplined enough to undertake a strenuous weight training regimen, but not disciplined enough to eat an apple.

Hi, balance of nature stan! R99

Chuck Norris' weight machine. And the song that goes with it.

It cracks me up in the Balance of Nature commercials (any of them)--whatever activity these elders are doing, they stop in the middle of it to pop a few of these pills like they're oxy. Just eat a fucking apple, Blanche.

Ignore r102

R103 How long have you been taking Balance of Nature?

Kathi Lee is R103. Whoever would've thought she's a DLer.

Kathy Lee has been hit hard by the menopause testosterone rag.

That mannish old lady face is something she should be taking pills for.

Lady Gaga looking like a fucking vampire in those Nurtec commercials.

"Suffer from migraines like me? Take Nurtec and look like the living dead!"

The one with the woman wearing an obvious wig who claims that her hair is part of her identity.

The Balance of Nature with some Dr. Gehr is more mannish than kathy lee.

If I were a post menopausal woman, I would AVOID this obviously testosterone increasing regimen.

Love Keke Palmer, but not as Hello Fresh's spokesperson.

The one put up by the Republicans asking if President Biden will live long enough to serve a second term. Deplorable.

That L'Oreal commercial emphasizing every syllable of hy-a-lu-ro-nic acid. I always want to throw something at the TV.

R109 Dr Gehr looks like a monster !

And how far has Lady Ga Ga's career fallen that she has to promote migraine meds ?

WHO is the cute guy in the blue shirt walking through the white-bread cul-de-sac as the spokesperson for Renewals By Anderson ? The commercials started running a few weeks ago. He's hot - I love when he says his flirty 'hello' to the guy on the bike.

I watch Rewind TV at 10 pm ET. There's a commericial for Hillsdale college. They are providing courses on the bible, the Constitution, and other things. I think it's tilted toward Rethugs.

R113 Gaga is ugly as shit. She looks like she has a full blown migraine in that commercial. She can sing, but who thought that hideous face and very dry personality were made for the screen? Gag

R113 expensive prescription migraine medicine that she uses and was paid a LOT to star in for the pharmaceutical company. It by no means is an act of desperation rather than a very smart business decision.

“Rock, Paper, Scissors for who’s on Dinner Duty Tonight!” The old guy who looks like Don Ameche searching through the cupboard for something to make for dinner. His blonde wife is actually very pretty - the actress looks familiar. The doorbell rings and it is The Pillsbury Dough Boy and a can of Progressive Soup.

I want to hate the Balance of Nature commercial of the weight lifter and the screaming woman but I just can't. It entertains me.

Secret Deodorant - smell better from your pits to your bits.

I just saw the Secret deodorant commercial for the first time. New height in classless trash. I didn’t need to see the woman pointing the spray can down at her pulled opened sweat pants.

Cus you know thw putata is not sti nky...YET

I know it's important to get checked for colon cancer, but really, ColorGuard? I don't need to hear about it from people who sing as good as I do.

I can't stand the Verizon commercial with the Millennial hipster doofus running around his design business. Then at the end he stands there, totally satisfied with himself and looking around. But everyone in the office ignores him.

yeah, they should all applaud him like the Consumah Cellyaluh Orange Sweater guy.

R125 That commercial's stupid, but Orange Sweater guy is a hot daddy.

T-Mobile's new commercials sung to the theme of 'Flashdance...What A Feelin' '

They constantly run that annoying AF commercial for Planet Fitness where a woman asks at the front desk if her friend can get a pass to workout, and Asian dude responds, “Narrr.” Make. It. Stop.

That shrieking Dupixent® shitty skin theme music is über-annoying! I The commercials air 2MM times a day!

This shrill stupid fucktard song that's part of some campaign for I don't even know what being shilled by the governor if Utah.

There's a new version of the hated Christina bitch and Jacuzzi bathfitters. She's still upspeaking and there's a new cute gay hipster as one of the testimonial people. The squealing owl-looking frau is still on there as one of the testimonials.

Did I mention how much I despise Christina?

It looks like a Mormon recruitment video, r130.

The guy singer is one of the thousands of the Utah Osmond Family.

Frankly, most of them.

Dr. Butler's hemorrhoid and fissure treatment cream. 😲😲😲😲😲

The Pre Born ad that runs on Rewind TV.

The 'interviewees' talk about how they were going to abort their babies until they heard the heart beat. The ad is to raise money for ultrasounds which, according to the commercial, change a woman's mind about having an abortion. The ad doesn't mention that most ultrasounds done during the 1st trimester are not done until the 7th or 8th week which is AFTER the 6 week cutoff in the states that outlaw abortions.

I'm hating the young attractive black guy sitting between two attractive white females at Golden Corral and calling himself 'the shrimpbot'. The two females are enjoying their lunch with him, and share a laugh or two.

If this were real, that handsome black man would be sitting between two unattractive overweight white chicks with tattoos and nose rings dressed in a skimpy tank top and pajama bottoms, and they'd be having a fight over this guy - who's the shared 'baby daddy' - and the food would be flying across the table, while he's enjoying the shrimp that he got the two of them to pay for.

r135, and that is a heart beat in White Supremacist Evangelical "Science".

And that is the same "science" that gave us Life Begins at Fertilization, Post Birth Abortions, Mandatory Birth Non-Viable pregnancies, and for that matter, Safe Tobacco, Clean Coal and Environmental Propane and Ethanol, and BioFuels. PURE BULLSHIT.

What the Pro Birth Evangelicals claim is a "heartbeat" is a rhythmic pulse of cells that MAY TURN INTO NERVES. MORE PURE BULLSHIT.

Abortion needs to be a decision between a Woman and her doctor.

I’m sticking with the insufferable Christine from you know where.

Mark Wahlberg sitting in a church pew, shilling some prayer app named Hallow.

Mrs. Geller and her make-up.

The National Debt Relief commercial where the obese black woman says, "I was drownding in debt!"

Jesus F-ing Christ.

VisionWorks. That woman who yells HEY! multiple times to a clone of herself across a canyon. It really disturbs me especially as I’m drifting off to sleep and get woken up to her yelling HEY!

Just saw an ad for Dude Wipes, which was kinda gross. It shows various everyday guys dropping their pants so their drawers are at their ankles, so we can see that their underwear is perfectly clean and there are no skidmarks. The product boasts that when you use it, you do not get smears". The ad also uses a butt facsimile, which they spread blue goo on and wipe, illustrating how Dude Wipes gets all residue off. Gurgle ooof

There's a commercial for feminine deodorant that starts off with some woman saying, "Vulvas can smell."

Barf.

The woman who is 8 months pregnant and decided to open up a food business with her Visa Card. Talk about poor planning. But her customers love her chicken sandwiches (apparently) and one of the sandwiches plays music while being eaten - as we can see by the woman holding her sandwich and dancing in her seat.

There's a Mando commercial (thankfully it doesn't have gross looking Dr. Shannon) with some guy in a hoodie that looks like a hostage video. Who buys this shit?

The ancient Jewish woman crying because her refrigerator is empty.

The Geiko Commercial with the 2nd grade teacher who cuts bangs for herself and then plays basketball with the kids.

I’m still sticking firmly with upspeak Christine. Dreadful.

The Botox commercial featuring the woman who owns an ice cream shop.

After she receives Botox, she looks like she gained 30 pounds, but not like she got Botox. It's as if she's been spending too much time sampling her own products and the wrinkles got plumped out by fat.

R150 I noticed that, too ! LOL!

r150, Botox Cosmetics if you really, really, really want to get rid of Resting Bitch Face.

Botox replaced cute 31-year old Javier with Ice Cream lady ? Really ? Bring back the cute gay guy.

Javier needs to keep his resting bitch face.

He is a bitch.

The chubby woman spraying her entire body with Dove(?) because apparently she reeks from head to toe. Gross.

Javi was cute but way too 'on'. He seemed E-X-H-A-U-S-T-I-N-G.

This new version of Charmin that has "smooth tear" sheets. The selling point is the sheets tear wavy instead of straight across.... WTF? The voiceover on the commercial make it sound like using regular TP takes more time to tear off what you need and just plain outdated. It's pathetic to use this aspect to make something so basic seem "new and improved".

The Red Bears are disgusting shit smearers on shag-carpet.

The Blue Bears must shave their assholes.

The Blue Bears are classy.

Those Homes.com ads with Dan Levy and the gal from SNL are almost creepy - all of the awful hairdos they give the gal - then she winds up without eyebrows - ick

I'm done with the 'butt dial' to Consumer Cellular. How many people riding a bike will automatically butt dial an 800 number to Consumer Cellular ? And why would an idiot in their sales office talk to 'no one' on the other end ? Ridiculous.

The Skyrizi commercial with the redhead chub in overall jean shorts rollerskating though the streets with her ear phones as though she's dancing choreography in a 70s musical and then the nerdy woman arrives at her reunion nervous about her breakout but then takes her meds and feels up to cringe group dancing with two other nerd friends of the past. Nothing is everything to me! I wanna run both dumb bitches over with a MAC truck.

That damn "put your UC in check" with Rinvoq commercial - check!, check! and check!

The "new" Jardiance commercial with the woman dancing in the office. Looks like this was the first time she's ever tried to dance. At least the previous hefty woman they used had rhythm.

^But she saves the work day by finding that the copy machine was unplugged. She also accepts the lunch of three coworkers but hands them each the wrong one. Whoopsies.

R160, 20 years ago I was a customer rep for a telephone company. If I got a call from some one who butt dialed me I'd spend as much time as possible talking to them while I did other work and to avoid getting the next call.

I agree, R156. Eric, the handsome and graying 39-year old guy, is a looker too.

I hope Tara finds a more suitable guy than Ned and his plaque psoriasis. I bet he immediately found a gloryhole after their date.

What about the Tepezza woman with the blonde perm who wears big black sunglasses and steps out of group photos because she is ashamed of her bulging eyes?

That bitch in the allergy med commercial has ruined the song Bulletproof” forever. Why are you fucking shrieking, bitch??

During a commercial break on one of the MSNBC shows, I was treated to the plaque psoriasis trifecta: an Otezla commercial (the one with Ned at the theater), followed immediately by a Skyrizi commercial, followed immediately by a Sotyktu commercial. Apparently, everyone these days has plaque psoriasis.

And everyone has a drug for it.

Big Pharma has taken over our TV ads.

The Kerrygold commercial with the table. It's in a house with a family, then it's outside by a lamppost, outside looking in, in the back of someone's car, and then with a family again. I love their butter but that commercial . . .

The xfinity commercial with the two really ugly boys. There's also weirdly lit dance scene where it looks like one of them is dancing with a girl in black face.

Dupixent!!!

The Chapstick commercial where the little brat slops it on her lips and then smears it all over the car window while making faces at some guy. She thinks she's cute and I think she needs a vicious face slapping

She smears nothing. The fake chapstick leaves the window clean. It is a fantasy commercial.

Holy Damn - WHO is SWEET JAMES and WHERE did he come from?

The Noble Gold commercial with a very white, obviously affluent family where the son is breaking the table rule by contacting Noble Gold to invest because of this "economic disaster". Barf.

Frankly, I am hating just about all of them. A collection of products and services with ridiculous scripts, and insufferably bad acting.

[quote]The Kerrygold commercial with the table. It's in a house with a family, then it's outside by a lamppost, outside looking in, in the back of someone's car, and then with a family again. I love their butter but that commercial . . .

I agree. At first I thought it was about mental health, as the sad son is seen; then I was sure it was about furniture salvage or refinishing; but, by the time it got to butter, I wasn't interested in what it was trying to sell. That, plus it is on every two minutes. Just bad advertising.

The "whole body deodorant" craze has caught on beyond Lume. Now there's a slew of new commercials featuring women claiming they get odors "in other places" than underarms, emphasizing that it works on pussies without saying that part out loud.

^ I love those commercials!

Secret has jumped on the deodorant-for-your-pussy bandwagon.

The butt wipes are definitely backed by the plumbing industry.

The Subaru commercial where the little girl wants to be president of the universe and the little boy wants to marry his baseball glove. These assholes can’t even lay off trashing little boys.

These body stank commercials are beyond repulsive. The Secret commercial @R183 boasts 72 hour protection. That’s 3 days. Barring a physical handicap, who the hell goes 3 days without showering, or bathing. To boot, these models are not light-weights by any means. Of course they stink. They’re going to stink after one day. Disgusting.

As the late Redd Fox said on one of his albums; “Wash Yo’ Damn Ass”

Thank god the Medicare ads with Martha have stopped. Next up Plexiderm.

I’m getting tired of Mark Wahlberg asking me to pray with him on Hallow.

Not only is Helen back bitching about her weak knees but she's like one of those sad sack people who when they tell you they're sad ass story if they don't get a sufficient amount of sympathy tell it again with more agonizing details. Now not only was she one of the first responders for the Hudson plane but the very first along with her partner they had to do EVERYTHING letting all the rescue equipment to the plane on the river and so on.

Libby Dunn (?) for Viouri work out pants. She says she "wears them on the daily." Ugh. Go away, bitch, You ain't no Simone Biles.

Speaking of LD, the LSU womens' gymnastics team just won Nationals. Libby didn't participate and some junior on the balance beam got a near perfect score to lift LSU. What sucks is that, even though LD had nothing to do with the win, she's the person the 3rd hour of Today will interview.

[quote]Thank god the Medicare ads with Martha have stopped. Next up Plexiderm.

Forgot about that one, R187. Annoying as hell, be it the person or puppet. I wish after the third or fourth "I'm not calling" from Martha, the announcer would have said, "Why am I wasting my time with this bitch."

The one with the two morbidly obese women sharing their leakage problem.

You mean The Gush?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

What the gush!

WHAT happened to poor Joe Namath’s face? And ears? And big nose? And false teeth? When I was growing up Joe Namath was a major sex symbol. At least he is still out there hustling. Good for him.

R195, He has mouths to feed . . .

“Back in 2007, a few years after his divorce from his wife, his youngest daughter, Olivia Namath, made the news when she became pregnant at just age 16. During the time of the birth of Namath's grandchild, Olivia was still attending high school in Florida.“

You know that the copywriters wanted to put a cat worm in your ear so you go to the store and ask for

DICK LICKABLES

Joe Namath shows off his coaching on those commercials. Watch his hands. He must be used to being coached ...

Vincent Clemons must have had his gay voice removed because he no longer MARY!s and drops a purse when he is selling those fruit and vegetable capsules.

He has been de-MARY!ed.

That muscular guy on the Bell&Howell flashlight commercial is HOT!

Lots of people are mad at this Apple ad.

Am I the only one who digs the rack on the dimwitted fat guy in the new Jardiance ad who needs the diabetic cow to inform him that his appliance isn’t functioning because it’s not plugged in?

He's too fat for me, too too fat for me

R202. Yup. I love them titties. The rest of the commercial is a mess.

I still miss the original Jardiance Lady. I wonder if she hums the song at the supermarket to see if anyone recognizes her. She is probably going to Omaha Civic Light Opera this summer to play Anita in West Side Story.

I agree, R205. She was so much better than the new lady with no rhythm or dancing skills.

She giggled like Jello in a most delightful way.

I’m still sticking with that insufferable, upspeak-twat, Christine from Jacuzzi Bath. The audio epitome of fingernails dragging across a chalkboard.

R201-Tim Cook should be crucified for such a tasteless ad.

Oh wait, we're talking about Apple. Never mind.

ALLISON'S PLACQUE PSORIASIS!!!!

Here are the pros and cons of the Dupixent commercial> Pros: The cute dogs (I'm a dog lover). The hot, pocket, bear-daddy @0:16- I picture him doing it wearing conisderably less clothes. Cons: They run this ad constantly.

Happy Memorial Dsy! This morning for the first time I saw the new commercial with “The Jardiance Man!”

The vitiligo girl.

Kinda like the Guy Jardiance commercial.

BeeeeeKaaaaaayyyy have it your way… YOU RULE!

The new Target commercials. Bunch of douchebags dancing around and singing. They’re all twelve and acting like assholes. “I’m drinking a latte and pretending to shop!” “I’m checking myself out in the self check-out monitor!”

Who the fuck do you think you’re appealing to Target?? Gen Z doesn’t go into brick and mortar stores.

The Kleenex ads with the stupid song. First, they give us a Mom with red nose and a cold, trying not to sneeze on the kids or in the pot on the stove. Now we get some guy who’s outside with allergies. Everyone around him looks at him like he should have taken a COVID test before coming to their party.

Some cracker commercial where they hurl a fat guy across an ice flow and all this clothes rip off while he sucks up cheese crackers. Just gross.

T215 - argh - I swear they are playing that Birher King YOU RULE! Commercial 3 times an hour!

There's some weird by gold commercial that starts out with some testimonial about this dumbass who lost all his money because some scammer called him and made him buy a gift cards or something. Then he sees the ad on TV for the bike old place and decides he should spend what little he has left on that.

I guess they're just full on appealing to retards now.

The Califia Farms almond milk commercial with the dweeby guy using the bottle like a microphone to sing "Simply Irresistible." Makes me long for someone to drop a bomb on his house.

I stream my tv...we get the same 6 commercial over and over...sometimes the same 6 times in a row. That said, I hate them all

The commercial that will make me lunge for the remote is that fucking GoldBears gummy bears one! When they dub annoying kids voices over adults like that, my blood pressure rises and I fight the urge to kill. One day I may lose that fight…

Those MAGA-inspired "For Patriots" commercials that sell food that you can store for decades in your underground shelter.

They probably sell well in places like Montana and Little Rock.

I hate the commercial with the talking babies playing pickleball. Talking babies are annoying AF.

Just like those Dik Pic ads and those cat ads for Dick Lickables are all about PENIS.

R225 I don't like them either especially since they talk with adult voices. It's not funny or cute.

[quote]Those MAGA-inspired "For Patriots" commercials that sell food that you can store for decades in your underground shelter. They probably sell well in places like Montana and Little Rock.

R224 With the government using Soros-funded, Jewish space lasers to start wildfires, ongoing manipulation of the weather, liberals infiltrating our schools with science, not to mention the ongoing attempts to target our Lord and Savior Jesus Trump, we are obviously headed towards an impending nuclear armageddon of red states by the Biden crime family. My bunker is well-stocked with thousands of dollars worth of supplies and food, even as my mortgage is several months behind. Gotta prepare now!

That goddamn baby in the stroller that says Liberty. I'd like to throw that stroller in the East River.

The ontie gets me, if she can't say momma, she damn well can't say ontie,you bitch.

The edited version is better.

WTF is paycom's target audience? The "was that necessary" spot with the little girl gymnast being shoved aside by the "hero" is absolutely vile. IRL that child's father would be sitting in jail awaiting trial for at least assaulting that guy. What parent is going to buy a product depicting child abuse in its advertising?

Kids are off-limits, sicko advertising execs. Has Madison Avenue lost its mind?

R231 calm your tits. You sound like some qanon loom losing it over a completely innocuous inoffensive commercial.

You sound like the product of abysmal parenting, R232, that, or you're an untalented, failed advertising hack.

Both, I'd wager.

Now that Jardiance has added a guy to their commercial repertoire, is a "dance off" between the three in the offing?

This...

R234 The Jardience fatties are getting more Dadbod/fitfat with each updated commercial.

The Volvo commercial with that awful off-key song using that mic thing like Foster The People use. Who picks this stuff?

That girl in purple headphones who scream sings on the Allegra commercial. She’s the new Jardiance woman

The Golden Corral latinas teaching their Gringa friend how to roll her R's.

Vomit

The Burger King ad with the two workers handing a customer their order and discussing that the order is their favorite of the BK menu ("that's my bag!") and one guy begins singing "Bag Boys" in the tune of the song "Bad Boys". First, these two are grown men looking out of place to be BK checkout/cashiers - one is a twinky white nerd and the other is a burly black man w/a mustache. The nerdy guy sings the song in a high reedy voice that is annoying. Who thought of this crap?

R240 That’s a Wendy’s ad. For the most part, they’re not that bad.

I miss the Lume "Dr. Underboobs" ads. They always made me chuckle.

P&G, what the hell type of advertising agency have you hired?

R240: That extremely popular (and profitable) Wendy's campaign is at least four or five years old, and its counter crew (Toby, Tyler, etc.) is adorably dorky. Nothing wrong with working fast food at their ages - it's honest work.

Judge not.

Shannon Klingman hasn't gone anywhere, R242. She's busy putting out new Lume commercials and has a new line for men to push, but they still air the earlier ads where she shows us where underboobs, thigh-folds, buttcracks, and feet are on her body. Although gross, I always wonder why they kept the plural 'buttcracks' in unless she's got more than one to lube up than anybody else.

OMG, Wegovy actually bought This Is Me, from World's greatest showman?

The irony, the irony

The hair trimmer commercial where the dudes balls are represented by two hairy midgets. I find it unsettling.

P&G, I will ask again - what the hell were you thinking???

Modelo beer commercials make Latin culture appear to be nothing more than kickboxing, bad haircuts, tattoos and low riders. My husband is Cuban and these commercials irritate the hell out of him.

No, crazy man, I don't care how much shampoo you use.

I’m lowering my A1C is stuck in my brain

Is it just me - or does Bobby Flay look fantastic in that new ad for - grr - is it Dr Pepper or Pepsi - anyway he looks surprisingly young and refreshed in the commercial.

I hate that telephone ad for the hearing impaired. Some little boy calls his grandparents to tell them about his baseball game and phone helps them understand. Hate, hate, hate it.

I know! Get a hearing aid, granny!!

1-800 Cars for Kids

I HATE this commercial and worst of all, many times I have changed the channel on the TV or car and the same add is running at the same time on other fucking channels!

And, it's a scam, money is not going to "kids" its a money grab Dion Warwick style. 90% for me and my expenses, a couple dollars for charity. They will even take your donated house now if you let them.

“Your Boss’s name is Heather - and she made you have an awful day! So why don’t you forget her and we’ll sing your troubles away ….”

You bastards at R253 and R254! That's Cissy from Family Affair.

Kind of creepy though talking to the twins when one of them had long since passed away.

Watch and learn:

Donating your car is such a ripoff. They just run it through an auction and the middle man gets most of it. When I get ready to buy my muscle car I’m selling my car for a dollar to an actual person and paying the transfer of title too.

R257. Nice I never would have known that also I've never seen that me TV promo and I watch a lot of that channel. Since you know so much about hearing aids commercial people do you know that commercial that has Douglas barr who played Bill on designing women as one of the hearing aid people and then there's some chick that has kind of ethnic accent and is really familiar. do you know who that is?

R259, I'm sorry, I don't know the commercial with the actress you're asking for info on. Do you know the brand of the hearing aid? Maybe I can find it on Youtube and see if I recognize her. And I didn't know Doug Barr was still acting. Good for him.

R260. Here it is. She appears at 125. I think Doug is still looking hot as f*** too.

Ooh freaky I just turned it to catchy TV and they're having a family affair Marathon this weekend..

How did the father afford such a lavish apartment in NYC back then on a shitty paid job? Architect? Engineer? I forgot but he was not supposed to be a millionaire. I am sure Mr. French was not cheap.

R261, I'm sorry, I don't recognize her. She sounds like she has a slight accent.

R263, he owned his own company, I believe he was a civil engineer.

To stay on topic: Take a shot every time she says "darling." I'm not your darling and I've only allowed the endearment "honey" when dealing with elderly waitresses who work at diners.

The “I am The Crunchmaster” kid is obnoxious. And why is the one woman’s voice auto tuned?

I heard Car Shield was a rip off too. Like all insurance. Like pet insurance. I figured it at the cheapest I could find and a years worth equaled the deductible.

The VA mentioned in a newsletter to beware of companies like Veterans Guardian who will “help” you file a claim but will take an enormous part of it.

I bet the same will be true of American Military University😂. The GI bill covers just about any college you may go to and there are Plenty of off campus/online classes that will fit your military schedule. Kind of like L. Ron Hubbard said about making a lot of money by starting your own religion, there is a lot of money to be made if “veteran” is attached to it, especially “homeless veteran”. Anybody can open a halfway house.

The talking toes.

AARGH! That cunt Christina with the obnoxious upspeak now has another gig, hawking hotel products. Who thinks she's a good spokesperson for anything? I would never buy anything she's associated with because she is so annoying.

^Christina "Wide Track"

ANY commercial the uses the word GUSH.

Gush = Pussy Dump

Yearning for the Massengill days of running through fields of flowers...

The new regional Stater Brothers Commercial. The guy with the closely trimmed beard and Mustache - he gives off Bryan Cranston manic vibes. He looks like he kidnapped this kid and is letting him shop at Stater Brothers. He sends the little boy over to by rib-eye steaks. The kid asks the meat guy for his opinion - the meat guy tells the kid to get the Kibobs. It gives me great anxiety because I am worried that tightly wound up Bryan Cranston Dad might hurt the kid for not getting the Rib-eye steaks he asked for.

Buy not by ^

Fat southern fraus with incontinence problems in the Bulkamid ad. I don't need to know about their pee problems.

I hope the original Jardience land whale bitch got gangrene on her taint as a side effect and died a slow agonizing death. /s

It would be a small shallow victory for me since extremely premature dementia will be the only way I'd ever permanently forget that commercial.

JG Wentworth

^ 877 Cash Now!!!!! ^

This poorly acted commercial for Open Care Insurance. Juanita Moore she’s not.

I am fascinated by the character called Brita.

Love the flaming crown.

The Public Rec "All-Day Every Day Pant" commercial inexplicably featuring a guy with the shortest legs on the planet (and the "pant" ain't helping).

"Lasr week I walked six blocks! I was so proud of mysef!"

"Your boos's name is Heather..."

The commercial with the lady plugging in the copy machine is stupid. Why is the copyright in the middle of the room so anyone can trip over the cord when it's plugged into the wall?

*copier

The Kayak ad featuring the crabby lady rambling to a chicken, while stuffing herself to become a scarecrow is particularly annoying.

R284-Actually, I think it's kind of brilliant.

Fucking Martha miracle grow-hope she grows brain cancer!

I agree R285, that cranky old bitch should be the patron saint of DL. I ❤️ her!

There's a Marriott commercial with a soft voiced bastardized cover of the B-52's Roam. It's terrible.

I guess Kate and Fred needed some extra cash.

I've been on the lookout for an opportunity to say: "But, are you 4imprint certain" to someone, but so far, no luck.

If I see that little girl pilfer Rice Krispies treats one more time for her great, great, great grandma, I shall commit mayhem. (Of which I am 4imprint certain!)

[quote]1The Kayak ad featuring the crabby lady rambling to a chicken, while stuffing herself to become a scarecrow is particularly annoying.

I like her because she reminds me of several grouchy old bags I grew up with. They got shit done.

I hate all the sluts in the BlueChew ad.

The vocal fry bitch who is now a prominent member of Flo's crew in the Progressive commercials. If I didn't have sexual fantasies about Jamie he'd still be the most annoying one of the bunch.

r291, they are the Blue Chew Crew, the ones who gnaw on a Viagra hardon.

[quote]AARGH! That cunt Christina with the obnoxious upspeak

I dont knowww, you seem kind of meannnnn, I am just a womannnnn, supporting my childddddd, because his fatherrrrrrr, cheated on meeeeeee. Alsooooooo I have developppppppped and eating disorderrrrrrrrrrr.

I like the lady who's so proud she walked six blocks. It's the accent, I think. NYC neighborhood accents appeal to me.

They won't top or bottom, but you can get "Backed by the Bros!" Jonathon and Drew Scott will come and save your investment from ruin as you attempt to rehab/flip a property with no experience and little $$$. Let's all watch and see how they do it. I bet there is some drama and last minute redemption as you get: "Backed by the Bros!"

This one with the kid singing about Rover. Please! Make it stop!

The commercial with Richard Karn where he starts out by shouting, "I love my hose!"

Could the double entendre be less subtle?

R295 Six blocks isn't shit. My doctor's office is three miles from where I live. I usually get 5-20 miles a day. Yet people act incredulous when I told them I walked all the way there.

Which makes me roll my eyes. A lot of people are way too damn lazy and dependent on cars these days. Yet another reason why we're one of the fattest countries in the world.

The ad I loathe the most remains that Dax Shepard/Kristen Bell Carvana commercial in which she bellows out "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD" multiple times in increasingly high-pitched shrieks. I want to throw my TV out the window, ideally on her head.

I was down to the wire to be a spokesperson in a Medicare Advantage Plan commercial, but they "went another way". I was horrified that the finished spot is TWO MINUTES LONG!

It looked exhausting to film! All that stupid jibber jabber!

The ugly skank bragging about the cheap ass camera she got on deal dash.

The lady talking to Tom Selleck about her reverse mortgage. For some reason she's dressed like she's supposed to be a teenager in the mall in the 80s. Then when she says it was the best decision she ever made and he retorts with really she gets oddly defensive about it explaining that it's the best thing she's ever done in her life. So weird.

Any commercial that start with a guy looking into the camera and saying "Hi, my name is..."

Allison's plaque psoriasis and her stupid birthday party. Bring back Ned and Tara and their awkward blind date!

Plaque psoriasis is modern Leprosy?

R301 - I think that I know the commercial you are talking about - it’s a black guy and he has the LONG explanation of benefits as he is walking in front of a set t- he kind of repeats everything in another order walking the other way . It is a long - pleasant - repetitive commercial.

YES, r306!

That's the one!

All the commercials where the man is the goofy 🤪 neutered golden retriever and the woman is the Mensa level Houdini.

r308, add a leprechaun, and you have the lawn fertilizer commercial I hate.

I’m still sticking with Christine, the up-speak twat from Jacuzzi Bath. She makes hating her so easy.

Megan Thee Stallion shilling for Amazon's upcoming "Prime Day". She's annoying with her high energy speak, like every loud fool on the Flatbush Avenue bus.

Are we including radio commercials or am I the only dinosaur here who listens to 1010 WINS to catch up? Because that ad arsenal is rife with horrific contenders.

Commercials are commercials, do tell

Footlong cookies at Subway? lots of screaming. Outrageously obnoxious.

I’m just confused by the one from a travel site-Priceline maybe- with 3 guys talking to a hotel front desk clerk and she says who’s the dad so they can pay the bill and they all say I’m not the dad. What is all that?

Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper... STFU!!!

Am I imaging things or is Ben Affleck a robot in the new Dunkin commercial?

[quote] I’m still sticking with Christine

It's Chris-tinnnaaa!

R314 I wouldn't buy that unless there were several other people with me and would could all break it down evenly and share it.

I wouldn't buy the churro at all and the pretzel is another completely different story since I am an absolute "soft pretzel with melted nacho cheese" whore.

Tony Hawk, 98 year old skateboarder hawking vitamins. Sad.

He could be hawking worse.

“Do it yourself with Glidden!!”

These fuckers are deliberately trying to make hateable commercials.

All the Clubhouse Crackers commercials with the diverse group of lesbians.

Is Clubhouse crackers the one girl at the end digs in a very unfunny baritone voice?

R324 That’s one of them.

How many million is Target paying Wiig for those dreadfully unfunny Target Lady ads?

The insipid radio spot for Babbel in which a cartoonishly helium-voiced twit is beside herself because She... Is.. Learning... *squeal*. SPANISH! The gushing and excitement is over the top. She's going to go to SPAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And when her henpecked boyfriend finally utters something in Spanish along the lines of "I'm looking forward to going to Spain with you" she practically has a Hallmark orgasm. May she go to Spain, become disoriented in the heat, and show up on a Desaparecido poster.

R322, this one is ear-splitting! I can't hit the mute button fast enough!

Slightly off-topic but, I do like the Sherwin-Williams ads where they use the color strips to make things like the jungle animals.

In the other Sherwin Williams you get to see the neutered golden retriever (male) shushed by go to Mommie Dearest when he attempts to sing with the choir

Do not use SKYRIZI if you are allergic to SKYRIZI.

It’s okay to let ninjas break into your vehicle as long as they’re installing WeatherTech merch.

Enough with the screeching woman in the Jacuzzi Baths. It seems like that commercial has been running for a year, time to replace it.

I hate that Outback commercial with the hogs chanting "Aussie, Aussie, Aussie, Oi, Oi, Oi". And it reminds me of why America is the land of the obese. They do put a few sprigs of broccoli in there to make the blooming onions, cheesecake, giant steaks, and onion rings seem less likely to make your heart explode.

Ok - the look on the woman’s face! The new Geiko commercial where the retired couple and two biker dudes meet up I at an intersection and they have an “accordion duel”

I was surprised to see a TikTok commercial, I didn't think they needed to advertise.

Fat Frau with Talking Rashes

A rash? Aaaag-ggggg-hhhhhh.

The back to school commercials which have been on since late July. Leave the kids alone and let them enjoy their summer vacation.

The obese obnoxious woman who wants us all to know that her twat smells.

Not just my twat, r338, butt crack, feet, pits and UNDER BOOBS! 🤮

You forgot the THIGH FOLDS, R339.

I like the commercial that has been running for years for “The Good Feet Store” where the gal is standing in her kitchen and says if she hadn’t gone to the the Good Feet Store she couldn’t Rock out in her sixties. And the she rocks out.

R340, I think you mean bi-folds which are in the vaginal area. Although thigh folds applies if you are on My 600-lb. Life.

The Progressive/Beetlejuice tie-in spots make me cringe.

R343 Jamie is kinda cute but he is just as hammy and cringe as Max Greenfield on The Neighborhood and Jerry O'Connell on The Talk.

I can't stand that lady on the Progressive team who is becoming more prominent in the commercials as of late. Her vocal fry is like nails on a chalkboard.

Keepsake frames. We even get to see one from his wedding!

Boy, did he get old

[quote] Keepsake frames. We even get to see one from his wedding!

No, it's one from .............. my wedding!

Speaking of Jerry O'Connell, I hate that Quick Hits ad he does. What happens in Vegas, stays . . . Not anymore! So annoying.

I’m still sticking with the insufferable Queen of vocal upspeak, Christine, from Jacuzzi Bath Remodeling. That director needs to be bitch slapped 24/7, indefinitely. Same goes for Christine.

The CPAP Sufferers Club, who sit around at a meeting with their masks on for no good reason.

The Safelite influencer/vlogger douchebags, especially the Jake Gyllenhaal lookalike with the stupid hat.

Dupixent, Dupixent, Dupixent !!!

That theme music -- ARRRGH!

Wow - buckle up for the next few months. Time flies - first the election immediately followed by MEDICARE!!!

These guys. The one where one brother is taking a call while the wife is pushing out a baby is even worse, but I can’t find it.

I'm sorry if this has already been mentioned, but just discovered the thread and don't have the energy to go through all 354 posts right now.

But, god damn, do I hate the Homes.com ads with Dan Levy and SNL's Heidi Gardner. Unlike most of DL, I don't have Dan Levy, despite his very limited range. Schitt's Creek was a hoot. And I think Heidi is one of the better of the current long-running performers on SNL. But, shit, these Homes.com commercials are dire. They're just so poorly (and, largely, incoherently) written and directed. As a marketer, I'm jealous of the production budget this fucking company has, but, man, do they waste it on unfunny spot after unfunny spot that just falls flat on its face. I'll have to look up the agency that's made them and make sure they're never on my company's shortlist of future agencies.

[quote] and don't have the energy to go through all 354 posts right now.

What fucking good are you, you lazy whore?

Welcome Lazy Whore!

You type smart.

That Dodge Hornet commercial with the older guy and the kid at the wheel.

Dodge need to have the kid redo the voice-over so we actually her him say INNER child.

I'm your (garbled) child makes it look like he is being hijacked by a sperm donor child.

I don't watch television anymore but I listen to Pandora. I have an unpaid account and hear commercials. The ads are louder than the content, this practice was made illegal for television and radio.

The ads feature people who scream.

I don't understand it.

Subway FIIIIIIIIIVE FOOOOOOOOOTTTT COOOKIES.

BUUUUURLLLLINGTON COATTTTT FACCCCTOOORRRRYYY.

The Coterie commercial for some kind of diapers.

The commerical itself is okay but it wounds when the lady says they have "way LESS diaper changes."

“Pfizer: Laughter is Contagious; So is RSV.” This woefully unfunny piece of crap, starring a bunch of unattractive nobodies, laughing at god knows what. This sort of laughter is NOT contagious, especially when it feels forced, phony, and attention-seeking. It gets worse at the end.

Jacuzzi Bath Remodels. Christina Hall got some bad voice coaching. Screeching!

Jacuzzi Bath Remodel can install a new bath or shower?! That you can be proud of?! In one day.

And?! They’ll do it at a price?! That you can afford.

Every detail is covered?! For a solution?! Just for you.

Christina and her upspeak-is she the most universally detested character at DL?