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What commercials are we hating? Part 2

We need more Medicare Advantage Plan Adverts. Martha, Martha, why have you abandoned us???

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by Anonymousreply 110March 2, 2024 10:36 PM

Mountain America Credit Union is running ads almost non stop with the some screech voiced hag who calls herself the Food Nanny. She looks and sounds like a moron.

by Anonymousreply 1February 2, 2024 6:21 PM

Please fill the original thread before posting here.

Thank you

by Anonymousreply 2February 2, 2024 6:21 PM

I still loathe the Sweet Caroline Jim Beam commercial.

by Anonymousreply 3February 4, 2024 12:40 AM

I haven't seen a horrible British Orbit commercial in ages. Still hate them.

by Anonymousreply 4February 4, 2024 1:47 AM

I don’t know who’s worse, Medicare Martha, or that insufferable upspeak Valley Girl Christine, from Jacuzzi Bath.

by Anonymousreply 5February 4, 2024 3:06 AM

The baby whose first word is Liberty has just been hired for Madonna's biopic.

by Anonymousreply 6February 4, 2024 3:27 AM

Jardiance has a new moo cow dancing for diabetes. It's set in an office environment. The frau isn't as big as the other wiggle goddess but every bit as nerdy.

by Anonymousreply 7February 4, 2024 3:33 AM

Jonathan Lawson and his horrible, interminal Colonial Penn insurance commercials. Shut the fuck up already!

by Anonymousreply 8February 4, 2024 3:47 AM

I cannot stand that annoying little twerp who is complaining to his younger brother that they didn’t have Xfinity house-wide WiFi when “I was your age.” 🙄 His whiny, nasally voice is irritating as hell. And they run that damn commercial constantly.

by Anonymousreply 9February 4, 2024 10:22 PM

Any Liberty Mutual Commercials with Doug or a kid . But replacement Doug should be doing it wearing nothing but a jock strap!

by Anonymousreply 10February 4, 2024 11:24 PM

I don’t think that I have ever - in my entire life - have been as HAPPY as that goofy dude with the beard and mustache playing the tambourine in the Zyrizzi commercial - he is slamming that thing as hard as he can - he looks like a big, goofy happy dog!

by Anonymousreply 11February 5, 2024 8:38 AM

The Sotyktu (?) commercials that ends with 2 different women winking at the camera.

The psoraisis commercial with the voiceover of "the splendor of those thighs." That's a little creepy, IMO.

by Anonymousreply 12February 5, 2024 4:19 PM

The second Jardiance musical in the office, the choreographer must have simply given up.

by Anonymousreply 13February 5, 2024 11:58 PM

That Lume cream deodorant commercial. Ugh. Use it everywhere, even in your ass crack!

by Anonymousreply 14February 6, 2024 12:29 AM

Mand(ing)o ball sachet!

by Anonymousreply 15February 6, 2024 12:31 AM

Fivrr has another stupid white guy.

by Anonymousreply 16February 7, 2024 11:52 AM

I can’t stand the new Peleton ad with the ridiculous girl just starting out. She acts like she’s wearing lead boots. Total fake ass shit. Peleton just needs to end.

by Anonymousreply 17February 12, 2024 1:44 AM

Most of the SB commercials sucked!

by Anonymousreply 18February 12, 2024 3:03 PM

Enough with the babies playing pickle ball. Make it stop!

by Anonymousreply 19February 12, 2024 3:08 PM

I didn't watch all of the Superbo commercials, but it seems like a lot of them had celebrities. I guess that's just a reflection of our celebrity obsessed culture.

by Anonymousreply 20February 12, 2024 4:55 PM

The NY state scratch off lotto commercial with the creepy guy who built mechanical arms so he can scratch off more tickets.

by Anonymousreply 21February 12, 2024 5:19 PM

All of the know-it-all bratty kids on the couches in the Xfinity commercials. When the girl says “it’s called a pitch” during the soccer game, I want to kick a soccer ball right into her face.

by Anonymousreply 22February 12, 2024 5:30 PM

I finally get Botox cosmetics.

If you are a Gay man or a Karen, it irons out Resting Bitch Face.

That is what the subtle difference is.

by Anonymousreply 23February 13, 2024 3:53 AM

I'm already tired of the Mayo cat.

by Anonymousreply 24February 13, 2024 3:58 AM

Awww, I like that commercial R21. It's kinda creepy but inventive.

by Anonymousreply 25February 15, 2024 1:12 AM

R25-The audition reels for that spot must be hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 26February 15, 2024 3:41 PM

They redid the NY lotto mechanical arms ad. Instead of saying, “Don’t make the little hand angry, Beth” and placing the little hand on Beth’s mouth, they changed it so she says

Can’t you just scratch them one at a time?

He says, “Maybe?”

And they dance.

I guess touching her mouth with the little hand was a little too violent for them.

by Anonymousreply 27February 15, 2024 6:18 PM

Baby Liberty

by Anonymousreply 28February 15, 2024 6:22 PM

The Michael Cera CeraVe ads have gotten really creepy. There's one where he's scaling a mountain, reaches into a pouch, and smears lotion on the mountain. I forget what he actually says but it ain't good.

by Anonymousreply 29February 16, 2024 7:53 PM

The pretty trim white young woman with the apron and feather duster swanning around for “Grocery Outlet Bargain Market!” The new one has the cute bearded guy basking in the glow of discount organic fruit. After that the choir sings and then at the very end they the girl , the guy and a few random customers break into a funky Wahtusi

by Anonymousreply 30February 16, 2024 11:35 PM

I really hate the frau in the Jacuzzi bath remodel commercial--the one that looks like an owl--that squeals and gets in the tub fully clothed, clapping.

And of course the bitch Christina with her upspeak and vocal fry.

by Anonymousreply 31February 21, 2024 8:35 PM

lol r31

by Anonymousreply 32February 21, 2024 8:39 PM

I hate the new Tina Fey Booking.com commercials. Bring back Melissa McCarthy !

by Anonymousreply 33February 22, 2024 3:01 AM

I know we've discussed Kathy Lee Gifford and the Balance of Nature commercials, but there's an updated version. She's running a small farm or some shit. Um, why not just grow and eat your own vegetables Kathy instead of taking a pill?

Dumb bitch, no wonder Frank fucked around on her.

by Anonymousreply 34February 22, 2024 3:58 AM

R34 I don’t know what is stranger - Kathie lee’s Ancient unhappy white doggy - is that a relative of her original dogs Chablis and Chardonnay? And why do I remember her dogs 25 years later? OR the shot of her singing in her living room rocking out and shaking her arms in the air. ….. She does have a great figure for a 70 year old.

by Anonymousreply 35February 22, 2024 4:14 AM

Gifford prays then takes her pills.

I like pills you don't have to pray over.

by Anonymousreply 36February 22, 2024 6:04 AM

[quote] OR the shot of her singing in her living room rocking out and shaking her arms in the air

I burst out laughing the first time I saw that.

by Anonymousreply 37February 22, 2024 6:06 AM

Former big time golfer Lee Trevino mispronouncing "arthritis" as ar-THUR-itis.

by Anonymousreply 38February 22, 2024 11:23 AM

My Pillow

by Anonymousreply 39February 22, 2024 11:35 AM

That’s his Texan accent.

by Anonymousreply 40February 22, 2024 12:00 PM

[Quote]the one that looks like an owl--that squeals and gets in the tub fully clothed, clapping.

r31 this gets me rolling. lol

by Anonymousreply 41February 22, 2024 12:51 PM

The commercials I see on Pluto TV are obnoxious and repeat during every break

Commercial for Baby Mama's No Drama Podcast - Those two bitches have gotten so much publicity from Pluto TV they should sign their souls over to Paramount for it.

by Anonymousreply 42February 22, 2024 12:53 PM

I can't understand the commercials with Ted Danson and Consumer Cellular. First, he's with the older fat black guy on a bicycle, and birds come flying from behind them and they're riding their bikes in the air with the birds. Then something similar happens with a younger Asian guy on a golf course.

What am I missing ?

by Anonymousreply 43February 22, 2024 2:18 PM

Let’s face it, most all of them. The one killing me for sometime is that upspeak-valley girl- twat Christine from Jacuzzi Bath. She needs to drown in one of her cheesy tubs.

by Anonymousreply 44February 22, 2024 10:09 PM

I just saw the one with Kathy Lee's jazz hands again. It gets funnier with each viewing, even though the intent was not to laugh at her. I kind of like it now.

by Anonymousreply 45February 22, 2024 10:26 PM

Please stop that scratch-off commercial with the mechanical arms. Especially because that ugly couple are living in a Brooklyn house that looks like it’s from the1970s.

by Anonymousreply 46February 23, 2024 12:36 AM

Gerber Life Insurance - if you're alive.

by Anonymousreply 47February 23, 2024 1:39 PM

The ones with the "adorable" Shriners' kids are in a tie with the St. Jude kids as most unwatchable. The manipulation is appalling. They would get a better response with some restraint. Some of those"kids" have been doing this for a long, long time.

by Anonymousreply 48February 23, 2024 3:09 PM

^ Oh Fank You!

by Anonymousreply 49February 23, 2024 3:44 PM

Apparently R48, you’ve never seen the Oak Street Health ad with the jackass shucking’ and jivin’ his way around the doctor’s office. Just picture a senior Main Character who needs to be hauled off in a straight jacket. Better yet, hauled off on a gurney…with a sheet over him.

Dear advertisers, that shit ain’t cute.

by Anonymousreply 50February 23, 2024 6:51 PM

I can’t think of any I hate right off hand, but I adore the young homeowners turning into their parents. The old guy “helping” them is so dead pan, I have literally shrieked with laughter.

“Do we really need 50 pictures of fun dinner at Pam’s?” No, no we don’t. I die!!

by Anonymousreply 51February 23, 2024 7:24 PM

Oak Street Health for older adults for me myself and I.

by Anonymousreply 52February 23, 2024 9:53 PM

Golden Corral continues to try to convince us that it's where all the cool, young, racially diverse people eat. The latest commercial is even stupider than the previous ones: "I am the shrimp bot" -- WTF?

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by Anonymousreply 53February 24, 2024 5:36 AM

michael jordan chase sapphire commercial with his annoying mother. No one would blame you serial killers if you took those two out.

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by Anonymousreply 54February 24, 2024 5:51 AM

The Pluto-TV Couch Potato Farm is BRILLIANT!

by Anonymousreply 55February 24, 2024 6:15 AM

No. It's not.

by Anonymousreply 56February 24, 2024 3:37 PM

The lady in the Kayak commercial that's the human scarecrow is my new spirit animal. I want to go up to fraud with little kids and holler like her--"GAAAHHH"

by Anonymousreply 57February 24, 2024 3:40 PM

^ fraus

by Anonymousreply 58February 24, 2024 3:40 PM

The Aetna with the two street sassy old black ladies was so annoying that Aetna wised up and overdubbed them., especially the one wearing the huge red glasses who looks like Flavor Flav. I saw it coming on and then laughed when I heard the new voices. Good for someone at Aetna.

by Anonymousreply 59February 24, 2024 6:15 PM

r56, Potato Cat will become a thing...

by Anonymousreply 60February 24, 2024 6:45 PM

I can't believing nobody has mentioned the Backstreet Boys singing from a poster about stinky teenage laundry. "Tell me why?" "Cause it stinks!!!". ROFL

by Anonymousreply 61February 24, 2024 7:33 PM

I HATE Neil Diamond’s voice and it is in 2 different commercials.. His voice literally hurts my ears. I have to hit the mute immediately .

by Anonymousreply 62February 27, 2024 6:02 AM

I hate those commercials where it's like a lawyer standing in a PBS telethon acting like that's how they conduct business all the time and the phones are constantly off the hook. When the reality is that they hang out in emergency rooms and swarm upon crime scenes and house fires like vultures.

It also reminds me of how I used to work in the sketchy call center where we answered the phone for like things you'd see on The infomercials. I just moved back to my home state and was absolutely desperate for money and this place would hire anybody. The big account at the time was your baby can read. It's an incredibly stupid program pedaled to simple adults and probably estranged grandparents who want to establish some sort of relationship through their grandkids. It was such an easy sale because these people want to believe that they're dim-witted brats were geniuses and they would unlock that genius. Part of me felt like kind of bad for probably had disappointed they were destined to be in their dumb ass children. But I guess at least they were trying to educate them so that's something.

by Anonymousreply 63February 28, 2024 5:39 AM

Lume. I hate that woman.

by Anonymousreply 64February 28, 2024 5:50 AM

Have we discussed the Otezla commercial featuring loser Ned going on a movie date? There's an awkward hug outside the theater afterward, then they both go their separate ways (they don't even go out for coffee or hang around to chat about the movie). Not really a date at all. You know there will never be a second date.

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by Anonymousreply 65February 28, 2024 6:15 AM

Yes, it was discussed in the part 1 thread R65. The consensus of Ned's lame date with Tara was that he's a closet case.

by Anonymousreply 66February 28, 2024 6:21 AM

Good Lord I'm over all of the hugging and whatever at the end of every episode. It's a f****** trivia show you didn't win the goddamn Nobel prize settle down a bit.

by Anonymousreply 67February 28, 2024 6:29 AM

R65 Of course there will never be a second date when the first date is called Ned's Plaque Psoriasis.

by Anonymousreply 68February 28, 2024 6:37 AM

The eharmony commercial where the dude has a zit on his back and his immortal beloved pops it for him, cementing their true love for the rest of their days.

by Anonymousreply 69February 28, 2024 2:47 PM

[quote] especially the one wearing the huge red glasses who looks like Flavor Flav.

She has a good booking agent, as she's in two more commercials now. I believe both are for Pfizer / Covid boost. In one, she's in a museum with two other women, staring up to a painting. In the other, she's power-walking with a trainer and says something about the importance of getting her new covid vax 'at her age'.

by Anonymousreply 70February 28, 2024 2:56 PM

Why do we have to see shingles. psoriasis, toe nail fungus, thinning hair, etc. on these commercials, but when a guy has PD we don't see that up close ? Instead we just see the cute guy staring at his phone ?

by Anonymousreply 71February 28, 2024 3:48 PM

R59 Flava Flav lol

by Anonymousreply 72February 28, 2024 4:14 PM

Hi, grandma, I played baseball today

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by Anonymousreply 73February 28, 2024 4:23 PM

If anyone here doesn't laugh at this.....you have zero sense of humor. This guy is the best thing on TV.

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by Anonymousreply 74February 28, 2024 5:04 PM

The woman who needs all the pictures of food reminds me of Elise Stefanik.

by Anonymousreply 75February 28, 2024 6:35 PM

All of those awful life insurance commercials with the bad acting.

“Poor Fran. Herb died and she barely had enough money to cover his funeral expenses.”

“Tsk, tsk, I know Madge. They should’ve known about Colonial Penn.”

Where do they get these actors from?

by Anonymousreply 76February 28, 2024 6:45 PM

r76, non-union payout deals for wannabe actors.

Still waiting for Martha to have her own sitcom...

by Anonymousreply 77February 28, 2024 6:49 PM

Those life-insurance commercials...

Why is it the wife always asking the husband if he bought life insurance for them like she told him ? Sorry - it's 2024. The wife can pick up the phone and do it herself. Why should the husband be responsible for this all the time ?

by Anonymousreply 78February 28, 2024 7:45 PM

Geez I just saw the worst dating app commercial ever. eharmony, get who gets you, big whitehead pimple shown in closeup, popped by his new match, who gets him.

by Anonymousreply 79February 28, 2024 8:12 PM

R74 his shtick was mildly funny 5 yrs ago but not now.

by Anonymousreply 80February 28, 2024 8:22 PM

The Jim Beam commercial where the whole bar is singing 'Sweet Caroline.'

by Anonymousreply 81February 28, 2024 8:26 PM

That Delickable Delectables cat treat commercial where the woman is on the phone with her husband who's in the grocery stole while she's at home telling him to pick up some more Delickable Delectables while her cats warm around her. "Just hurry!" she says.

I like to envision him getting home from the grocery store and finding her dead on the floor, the cats devouring her corpse because he didn't get the Delickable Delectables in time.

by Anonymousreply 82February 28, 2024 8:29 PM

Christina Hall for Bath Jacuzzi (and her vocal fry and upspeak) - isn't she the first wife of Tarek El Moussa on the home remodeling shows ? WTF did he ever see in her ?

by Anonymousreply 83February 28, 2024 8:36 PM

How many times have you posted jacuzzi bath???

by Anonymousreply 84February 28, 2024 8:47 PM

R84 Just goes to show how reviled she is.

by Anonymousreply 85February 28, 2024 8:50 PM

R84 Me? Once. In post 83. How many times have you posted ?

by Anonymousreply 86February 28, 2024 8:52 PM

And while YOU’RE at it R84, how many times have you posted using 3 question marks? One is sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 87February 28, 2024 9:11 PM

Simmer down now

by Anonymousreply 88February 28, 2024 9:13 PM

It seems like there's no escaping Flava Flav on television today - her commercials are popping up everywhere. She must be so proud!

by Anonymousreply 89February 28, 2024 9:14 PM

Upspeak Christina is universally reviled here, probably the only thing that DLers can agree upon.

by Anonymousreply 90February 28, 2024 9:16 PM

Venus shaver for pubic hair and skin

by Anonymousreply 91February 28, 2024 10:34 PM

I can’t remember the product but it’s a deodorant type of product and the woman is in a towel around her waist and sticks the bottle down there and sprays her crotch.

by Anonymousreply 92February 28, 2024 11:18 PM

The Xfinity commercials with the two little girl best friends parting ways. the voices are obviously adults trying to sound like kids. They are grating and irritating.

by Anonymousreply 93February 28, 2024 11:35 PM

Just saw the Lume for men commercials (Mando? Really?) with the same annoying doctor/founder/shill.

by Anonymousreply 94February 29, 2024 5:13 AM

It's like they wanted Mandingo, but decided to shorten it.

Mando is for men who like big, black, redolent cocks...

by Anonymousreply 95February 29, 2024 7:15 AM

And look at me thinking Mandalorian, but go off, R95. DL never fails to surprise me at the way dots can be connected. Redolent. LOL.

by Anonymousreply 96February 29, 2024 12:33 PM

I hate them all. That’s why Netflix et al with their fucking ad models are pissing me off.

by Anonymousreply 97February 29, 2024 12:34 PM

If Kathie Lee Gifford is filming her 'Balance of Nature' commercial from her expansive farm, why isn't she eating fresh vegetables and fruits from her own farm ? Why does she need these supplements ?

by Anonymousreply 98March 1, 2024 9:22 PM

R98 Then there's the 70-something champion power lifter who says he doesn't have the discipline to eat fruits and veggies, so he takes Balance of Nature instead.

So...disciplined enough to undertake a strenuous weight training regimen, but not disciplined enough to eat an apple.

by Anonymousreply 99March 1, 2024 9:52 PM

Hi, balance of nature stan! R99

by Anonymousreply 100March 1, 2024 11:17 PM

Chuck Norris' weight machine. And the song that goes with it.

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by Anonymousreply 101March 2, 2024 12:29 AM

It cracks me up in the Balance of Nature commercials (any of them)--whatever activity these elders are doing, they stop in the middle of it to pop a few of these pills like they're oxy. Just eat a fucking apple, Blanche.

by Anonymousreply 102March 2, 2024 6:49 AM

Ignore r102

by Anonymousreply 103March 2, 2024 3:03 PM

R103 How long have you been taking Balance of Nature?

by Anonymousreply 104March 2, 2024 3:07 PM

Kathi Lee is R103. Whoever would've thought she's a DLer.

by Anonymousreply 105March 2, 2024 5:07 PM

Kathy Lee has been hit hard by the menopause testosterone rag.

That mannish old lady face is something she should be taking pills for.

by Anonymousreply 106March 2, 2024 5:28 PM

Lady Gaga looking like a fucking vampire in those Nurtec commercials.

"Suffer from migraines like me? Take Nurtec and look like the living dead!"

by Anonymousreply 107March 2, 2024 5:38 PM

The one with the woman wearing an obvious wig who claims that her hair is part of her identity.

by Anonymousreply 108March 2, 2024 6:37 PM

The Balance of Nature with some Dr. Gehr is more mannish than kathy lee.

If I were a post menopausal woman, I would AVOID this obviously testosterone increasing regimen.

by Anonymousreply 109March 2, 2024 6:46 PM

Love Keke Palmer, but not as Hello Fresh's spokesperson.

by Anonymousreply 110March 2, 2024 10:36 PM
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