Christie Brinkley turns 70 today!

She's always looked pretty good for her age, but is starting to lien a little heavy into the surgeries

She got phat!

R1, oh, dear

^ Well, Nazi schoolmarm, waiting for your correction with bated breath

She still looks better than either of her daughters, though the fillers and Botox often render her face puffed up and crooked now.

^ Billy Joel's daughter, the poor homely thing looks just like him 😬

If she's 70 why aren't her kids in their 40s?

^ Alexa Ray Joel is 38

I thought Alexa looked just fine, I felt sorry for her with the whole Internet calling her ugly.

^ She looks like Billy Joel. No one ever called Billy Joel pretty 😳

Alexa looked pleasanter before her surgeries. It's probably difficult to be the daughter of one of the prettiest models, because you are unlikely to look that good yourself, since you also have genes from your other parent.

Alexa turns 38 this year, R7?

She was aging well, but then went too far with the plastic surgery as most of them do eventually.

A nip and tuck here and there is fine. But, she bolted past a simple nip and tuck a while ago.

She has the best-preserved face, but Studio 54 disco bunny and makeup artist Sandy Linter holds the prize for best nip and tuck jobs. Her Instagram account is a good way to find out who the good surgeons are.

Aging Gracefully = surgeries paid by her four husbands

"Looking good"?!!!

You people have short memories. Last summer Christie Broke the Internet looking like chipped beef on crepe paper.

Alexa Joel has had millions of dollars worth of plastic surgery.

If Alexa started that young, imagine what she'll look like at 70?

Millions of dollars worth? Hyperbole?

She looks like a Caspian Sea tranny.

Alexa, play Billy Joel!

I thought she was aging well until I saw the latest pic. They all crumble before the surgeons knife eventually.

Smoke and mirrors

Extremely rare for someone over 60 to pull off the "ageless beauty" look. Christie worked up her look 50 years ago and tried to stick to it. She should have shifted at 60 to "elegant rich old lady" look.

Jane Fonda has immense surgical upkeep but let the semiotics shift to "pretty and refreshed rich old lady"

Helen Mirren, here picture at 75 (she's 78 now)

R24 She looks like she could be Christie’s mother.

I love Helen but if you asked me who I’d want to look like in my 70’s I’d go with Christie. She’s puffy but it’s not as bad as Madonna or Adjani.

R23 Jane looks old.

And you have to also remember I think each generation redefines the old lady look.

Christie and Madonna were women of the 80’s and I think they’re the first to be hitting new territory in aging.

It’s like there’s more to come.

I’m a millennial. Plastic surgery is no big deal. I’m in my 30’s and I know women who’ve had tons of work done and haven’t even hit 40.

Madonna and Christie are the new “old lady looks”. Facelifts and fillers are definitely going to be common by the time I’m 70.

In 2059 when I’m 70 my age group will all look crazy lol. Cosmetic surgery will probably be advanced by then.

I mean look at what 50 year olds looked like 20 years ago. They looked ancient lol.

Rich old ladies often looked fabulous in the 70s, 80s, and 90s. With their full, old fashioned face lifts and NO FILLER. Not even in the lips.

The old filler ladies nowadays do not look good. They look like their faces are infected and they are on cortisone or some other toxic brew.

No, she’s not. Look at how tightly her face is pulled. Then look at her hands.

I'd rather look like 78-year-old Bette Midler.

Charlize looked incredible on this season's Drag Race a week ago. But VERY thin.

Bette looks radiant.

Her genes must not be very dominant. Only her son is decent looking. The two girls are dogs.

When she was doing Chicago on Broadway she looked good, if pulled tight. But now she's definitely gone a few procedures too far. The surgery looks best well after it settles: cases in point chums Julie Andrews and Carol Burnett, they both look worked on, but with the passage of time now look better than right after they had the work done.

huge fluid filled pustule face at the tennis match.

^ Martha looks better and is 10 years older

Re the pic at R36: I hope that look will never be normalized. Or has it already?

Compare Isabelle Adjani (aged 68), who looks creepy and artificial and has to cover her wrinkled hands at all times, but at least gets the "frozen-in-time" look right:

She’s not much older than I am. I didn’t realize she was so young.

R37 She really doesn’t though. Christie is super puffy there but I don’t know, I’d rather look puffy than look old as shit.

Imagine being a tall blonde supermodel, and giving birth to something that looks like Alexa Ray. It would be traumatizing.

Alexa Ray is not ugly to me. It’s just that her mom is a famous supermodel. Too much to live up to.

Two of Demi's daughters just go with what they got. Poor Rumer.

When she had her last facelift - around 8-10 years ago, she looked amazing, at least in pics.

But a lot of the women over 55/60 didn't have the benefit of botox in their 30's and 40's to stave things off. They had to resort to facelifts early in their careers and there's only so many facelifts you can do.

Look at JLo and others who've had the benefits of Botox. It's amazing what it can do.

And yes, I'm a client. I started Botox at 33 and it's now 20 years later - zero regrets. I look around 40 - which is amazing to me. I do think that, if done correctly, it reduces aging in the FACE about 2/3. You still age, but at a much slower pace.

R43, at least Demi Moore’s daughters look like her, they just got all the bad features in the worst proportions. Alexa doesn’t look one bit like her mother, she looks like she was adopted.

Speaking of Demi Moore. Anyone see the rest pics of her?

All her plastic surgery settled or she had it corrected. She looks in her 40s

true dat

Yeah Demi looked like a crypt keeper on the runway, fresh from her work a couple years ago during covid, but now she looks great.

R43 Scout looks like Tom Sizemore. 😬

Demi got too much of her bucal fat taken out. Those cheeks look RIDICULOUS.

R50 COME OUT OF YOUR CRYPT.

Read R48 and now look at a RECENT clip at R46.

How does Demi look in that Capote Swans thing?

Other than the face, I hate senior citizens with long 'young' hairstyles.

At least she comes from an era when models were actually attractive, not like the hideous nepo-skanks of today.

This look is fabulous

Wow, Demi looks great.

Poor Alexa got none of her Mom’s looks, and none of her Dad’s talent. She did attempt a music career that went nowhere.

[quote]It's probably difficult to be the daughter of one of the prettiest models,

It’s probably more difficult when you’re naturally hideous.

Is her son Jack good looking? He has nice facial features.

He looks...bland.

R59, his nose, mouth and eyes are too close together.

I always thought Billy Joel looked like VW Beetle.

She's so shiny in that R59 pic

Demi was looking scary a couple of years ago but she looks fabulous now.

Christie had it worked out..work, yes, but she still looked good until she started over-injecting her face.