Classic film/TV actors with huge endowments

This should practically be a separate page on DL that lives in eternity. Though verificatia of sizemeat is not always possible:

Fernando Lamas

Ben Gage

Portofiro Rubirosa

Sammy Davis Jr.

Frank Sinatra

Dean Martin

Forrest Tucker

John Ireland

Walter Pidgeon

Jason Robards Jr.

Saw Dean Martin in that nude shower pic with Jerry Lewis. Nothing special.

Gary Cooper maybe

In his autobiography, David Steinberg noted that Berle wasn't as big as he wanted people to believe he was.

Rory Calhoun. He used to actually put on shows.

Milton Berle is an asshole. Had an illegitimate kid and kept it secret. He told a story FREQUENTLY that he’d see this baby after he was grown up and the now grown son would meet him in public and call him sir and shake his hand. How fucked up is that. A creepy story. “Hello Mr Berle.”.

Berle kid never knew Berle was his father that was the fucked up lart. What an absolute piece of shit.

Forrest TUCKER! That was the one I couldn't remember. I was getting him confused with Fredric March.

I bet Kent McCord was packing.

Re Forrest Tucker - from the comments to this link.....

[quote] Back when I was a wee slip of a lass (oh, alright, it was the 1980s), rumors abounded that Tom Selleck could put Forrest Tucker, Milton Berle, and Gary Cooper to shame.

[quote] Back in the early 1970s, ESQUIRE ran a profile of the surviving Ritz Brother (I believe it was Harry). A good length of the article dealt with this very topic, with Harry claiming that he, Tucker and John Ireland were the founding members of what he dubbed "The Long Schlongs Club", complete with details about what they needed to do before they could put on a bathing suit and venture out on a public beach. Thank goodness we've outgrown all that. . .

[quote] Forrest Tucker used to follow up his round of golf at the Beverly Hills Country Club with a massage. Tuck would drink quite a bit while on the course, and so would fall asleep on the table. At this point, a waiting crowd would be ushered in to view "the eighth wonder of the world", as one longtime friend of Tuck's put it. The following exchange was once purportedly overheard: "Now there's the number one tourist attraction in the West. F*ck the Grand Canyon!" "You know, I'll bet he could ..."

Portofiro Rubirosa was not an actor.

Fred Dryer looked like he could hardly fit it all in his jeans on Hunter.

Forrest Tucker used to put on a show in the locker rooms of the Lakeside Golf Club. One time, his buddy Phil Harris (Alice Faye), bet him $100 he couldn't knock a golf ball into the hole with his pecker. So Forrest dropped trou, got on his knees and putted that ball in with "The Chief."

We'll allow it, R12.

Huey Lewis is long rumored to be one of the biggest in the rock business.

And a rock singer is not a classic film/TV actor.

Wasn’t Desi rumored to be hung?

r16 He showed in in Robert Alymans Short Cuts and although it was a long shot it didnt look that big. Now Willem Dafoe on the other hand.....

^ As I’m not oriented to time or space, how big do we estimate Willem is in R19’s pic?

More on Forrest

George Raft

there are articles about it… he was also a very good dancer

One of Forrest's wives confirms rumor

Dafoe is said to be 10" when hard....he must be a grower

Steve Cochran, "Mr. King Size"

The great Eddie Cantor, who sadly is virtually forgotten today.

I adored him long before I read the contemporary accounts, but the horse cock stories floating around Ye Olde Internet made me love him more.

Cantor was very cute in the 20s when he was a huge star on Broadway. He did some silents and then early sound films for Goldwyn and then ended up on the radio so it's not hard to figure out why he is forgotten by almost everyone. The people who listened to him on the radio as children are mostly dead. Only those into silents, Broadway history, early sound films and old radio shows would know who he is and how many of us eldergays are there who care and we'll be gone soon as well.

I saw an interview with his grandson and he talked about how well endowed his grandfather was. How he knew I don't know but I bet plenty of Ziegfeld girls knew.

Tom Jones? I know he was primarily a singer. I thought he was in few movies, though. Willem Dafoe.

Off-topic perhaps: Many of us like the BIG ONES, but in reality, cannot accommodate them (shut up, you blown-out whores). I've sometimes found the plight of the big guys, comical. I play with an older man whose enormous organ I cannot throat or fuck. I get the first fat inches in my mouth, do what I can, but I have never brought him to orgasm. He's philosophical about it and likes to suck me off.

Also off-point: LBJ's enormous whing-wang.

Sean Connery

I’m no judge of male endowment but I did actually slow my scrolling over these.

I am the OP and I officially state here that any celebrity from this time frame can be discussed. LBJ is fine. Musicians are fine.

My apologies for creating any confusion back at OP with my original title/parameters. More interested that it was the classic era, not today.

What is known of big Clint Walker?

Yes, I get why Cantor is forgotten, R27, but it's just too damned bad because he was a fantastic triple threat, so engaging and likeable, with loads of charisma. The random blackface scenes didn't help, of course, though not unusual for the time.

This is one of my favorite songs, from one of my favorite movies, [italic]Roman Scandals.[/italic] It's so simple and joyful.

Frank sinatra

R34, Eddie Cantor gave Dinah Shore her start in show business and he also fucked her for a while.

Gary “WKRP” Sandy

In her autobiography, Loni Anderson revealed that they would fuck in her dressing room and later have to deal with rug burns.

Fred Dryer, as mentioned upthread.

Forrest Tucker and Aldo Ray were two of the more famous eye candy that would show up at George Cukor's Sunday afternoon soirees and frolic poolside in the nude.

I love big cock.

[quote]Wasn’t Desi rumored to be hung?

EVERYONE is "rumored" to be hung on the Datalounge.

I knew Aldo Ray admitted he let Cukor suck him off to get into The Marrying Kind but I didn't know he was romping naked at Cukor's pool parties! Be still my heart!

Tucker I don't care about. I had a crush on Ken Berry no matter the size of his schlong. I loved F Troop. Even the funny Indians. All that tap dancing and longing to be in musicals as a boy has to mean something.

I like Cantor a lot too. He's especially adorable in Kid Boots but he's so much of his time it's hard to imagine he'd be remembered today(unlike his immortal costar of Whoopie Ethel Shutta) like the Jeanette MacDonald who I adore. Especially in the truly great Lubitsch The Merry Widow where MGM must have said there's no limit to the budget. If only it had been done a year or two later in Technicolor. But then we would not have gotten a lot of jokes which would have been censored. Isn't Cantor with another name a not very classy character in a Jacqueline Sussan(maybe The Love Machine) book who he had an affair with like taking an extremely noisy shit with the door open.

You might as well bemoan the lost glories of Marylin Miller. I love her too. I would have loved seeing Cantor and Miller on stage. I showed a friend the big dance number from Sunny and I was like isn't she wonderful? He was like 'She doesn't dance well enough.' I was like it didn't matter. Go fuck yourself. She didn't sing very well either. But the audiences didn't care. Everybody is forgotten.

Ok back to the less interesting humongous schlongs.

I can believe that Berle spread that rumor. He's an unattractive man - it could add some mystery and could have got him some more tail.

Nothing about Berle seemed likable though. He always seemed like a real asshole.

The great Miller. Not a schlong in sight but a lot of handsome gay chorus boys.

Don Johnson (who was famous in the 1970s, but not enormously so)

Don Meredith

Porfirio Rubirosa

Peter Lawford

[quote]Portofiro Rubirosa

[quote]Portofiro Rubirosa was not an actor.

He was also NOT A PERSON.

His name (as R47 correctly noted) was PORFIRIO.

He made his money as a gigolo with a famously huge dick marrying insatiable rich women.

He would have made more money if he had been gay.

When Eddie was plowing Dinah.

Oh, wow, R45, that was an extraordinary number. Will go down the rabbit hole of Marilyn Miller.

Eddie Cantor gets nearly a 30-second ovation while signing in on “What’s My Line?” And the very first question posed to him become a very touching moment, the type of which dive only seen once or twice on WML:

Eddie shows up at the 19:19 mark

R49 Doubtful PORFIRIO could have done better with guys. He married Hutton and Duke. Legitimate legal relationships with two of the richest women in the world. What man could have offered PORFIRIO the same?

A lot of these huge hung guys were all immigrant Jews.

Who knew they were packing? (I didn't!)

There are many big cock belts on the global map.

One big cock belt that runs Scotland, Holland, Denmark, Northern Germany

Another Italy, Greece, Turkey, the Levant and North Africa. In theory, Ashkenazis should have some DNA from that big cock belt.

R23 She looks like what Sutton Stracke will look like in 10 years.

Eddie Cantor funded getting Jewish kids out of Nazi-occupied Europe. (I know somebody whose mother was one of those kids.)

So yeah, one of the good ones.

Don't forget about Victor Mature!

R58 I'd get under that bed and suckle on ol Vic's dangling dick.

[quote]EVERYONE is "rumored" to be hung on the Datalounge.

Well not everyone.

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Jim Nabors

Tiny Tim

Jack, David, Shaun, Patrick and Ryan Cassidy.

In that movie where he played Gwynnie’s dad, Huey Lewis, in very tight jeans, looked huge.

Who was the one who fucked one in a car?

The newly late Don Murray was known to have a big cock.

R67, Rory Calhoun fucked Guy Madison in the backseat of a car.

This thread is making me moister than a snack cake down there!

Jim Kerr singer with Simple Minds is known to have a huge cock.

I quit cock in Winter 2020 during the first wave of covid. Not having big cocks rammed in my holes is like not smoking cigarettes. You get used to it and life goes on, but you always miss them.

Hung like a bull

[quote]I showed a friend the big dance number from Sunny and I was like isn't she wonderful? He was like 'She doesn't dance well enough.' I was like it didn't matter. Go fuck yourself.

Omg, R43, I love your style.

[quote]Don Meredith

Mmmmmm, R47. What a sexy man he was. On the football field, in the anchors' booth on MNF, on the big screen, on the small screen. Just an easy, natural swagger--women loved him, and men both loved him and wanted to BE him.