Patrick Mahomes being mocked for his "Dad Bod"

[quote] Patrick Mahomes Reacts to Shirtless Photo of His 'Dad Bod' Going Viral: 'Like I Got Kids!'

Even NFL superstar Patrick Mahomes falls victim to an unflattering camera angle.

The 28-year-old quarterback reacted to a still from The CW’s Inside the NFL footage from the Kansas City Chiefs' locker room celebrations after their AFC Championship win that has since gone viral.

The image shows a shirtless Mahomes giving his Chiefs teammates a pep talk in the locker room after they secured their spot in the upcoming Super Bowl.

"Yoooo why they have to do me like that!?!?!?," Mahomes wrote in a post on X (formerly known as Twitter) on Wednesday morning, adding three laughing emojis and the hashtag, #DadBodSzn.

Quoting his own post on the app, Mahomes added, "Like I got kids!!!" and tagged the official accounts for the Chiefs, the NFL, and Inside the NFL.

The Inside the NFL's X account replied to Mahomes, "Elite in our book," while ESPN draft analyst Matt Miller joked, "You and Jason Kelce doing more for dad bods than anyone in history," referencing the Philadelphia Eagles star's shirtless antics at the Chiefs-Bills game.

Miller added that Kelce, 36, and Mahomes were "Doing the lord’s work."

Mahomes and the Chiefs will look to defend their reign as the NFL champions when Super Bowl LVIII kicks off on Feb. 11 at Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas.

The 2024 Super Bowl will be Mahomes' fourth appearance in the big game for Kansas City, and he's seemingly looking forward to visiting Las Vegas.

After the Chiefs defeated the Baltimore Ravens 17-10 at M&T Bank Stadium on Sunday, Mahomes logged onto X to celebrate the win with a GIF of Zach Galifianakis's character from the movie The Hangover.

In the 2009 film, Galifianakis teams up with Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms for a wild and raunchy trip to the strip while celebrating a bachelor party. Chaos ensues, and the group is forced on a wild goose chase while searching for their lost friend.

Mahomes was active on X after the Chiefs' win in Baltimore, also reposting a reporter's photo of the shirts worn by the team's defensive line in the locker room and a post by his teammate, linebacker Drue Tranquill.

"Big Red, T Swift, & the boys just tore your parlay up again," Tranquill, 28, wrote on X after the win, referring to tight end Travis Kelce's girlfriend Taylor Swift and head coach Andy Reid as "Big Red" in the post.

The Chiefs will now go to the Super Bowl for the second year in a row, after winning the Vince Lombardi Trophy last year.

Versus retired Tom Brady...

There was a time y'all were saying Tom was orthorexic or on something. Leave Mahomes alone. I'm not a fan of him per se, but that's an odd candid photo and he's fine, sends his love.

[quote]I actually think that 46 year old Tom Brady is in better shape.

But his skin will look different regardless of what some DLers tell themselves so they can sleep at night.

It's a SUPERBOWL bod!

He's still a rough kind of cute.

[quote] Versus retired Tom Brady...

Tom Brady has never met a scalpel or lipo suction wand he didn't love.

Quarterbacks aren't generally known to have the buffest bods (with a few exceptions). Their job is more strategic and tactical - assess the formations, then figure out how to get the ball down the field. They don't need to be perfect specimens of physical health like the players who run the ball and take the hits.

I remember seeing Peyton Manning on an episode of SNL when he was still playing, and there was a skit where he was shirtless. His body was a lot like Mahomes. I was kind of disappointed.

He is from Texas but looks Latino.

If Patrick was not the star athlete that he is, I think that he and Brittany would be like any other young married couple living in America's heartland.

Married young with kids, Patrick working a blue collar job and getting fat.

They really were high school sweethearts.

Kudos to Patrick for sticking with her, and not banging the thousands of gold-digging sluts who are probably throwing themselves at him.

Texas was Mexico at one point, dumbass.

R10 She's a cunt.

R9 has never heard of San Antonio, Texas.

A girl's got to eat.

His body looks like a giant, smooth russet potato.

Looks-wise, Patrick and Brittany are on par with each other.

Not the best looking, not the worst looking.

They're both just pretty average.

R16, and here I was expecting a pic of him with Britney "crazy cooter" Spears

[quote] Kudos to Patrick for sticking with her, and not banging the thousands of gold-digging sluts who are probably throwing themselves at him.

Kudos indeed. She has a face only a high school sweetheart could love.

[quote] Looks-wise, Patrick and Brittany are on par with each other.

That's fine if you're in the regular world. But a 28 year old multimillionaire elite athlete is usually looking for a trophy.

She looks like Felicity Huffman.

Too many tailgate party wings. Not a pretty face either.

Most quarterbacks are not ripped. See also Aaron Rodgers.

I’d eat his ass.

How is Patrick's wife in better shape than him?

I mean, check out her ass!

That type of bod only looks good covered in hair.

Tom Brady looks fantastic for his age.

Patrick's brother, Jackson, is gay and closeted. Love the comments.

That fat ass can sit on my face any day!

And he's obviously like 90% white.

The only thing I will get Mahomes on is that haircut that inspired legions of young guys to get that broccoli cut.

Patrick's wife and brother are loathed in KC

He's got a bit of a tummy but his skin looks incredibly smooth.

I'd do him.

[quote] Love the comments.

Why? They’re seriously homophobic.

Tom Brady is a vegetarian (mostly) and is extremely regimented/disciplined.

Plus, as others have stated above, his marriage to a supermodel made him no stranger to small tucks and edits.

He absolutely had a TON of work done. It's not natural to go from this...

TO this...

And be 20 years older

I have never been attracted to Tom Brady even on his best day. Something about him is just blah and creepy looking.

Let it go, Giselle. Move on.

[quote]He's got a bit of a tummy but his skin looks incredibly smooth.

He’s 28. He should have smooth skin.

He's tall, broad and filthy rich. That's all women need.

Actually, it's all I need.

Tom Brad's finest moment:

R39, I've seen/felt some bad skin at that age. Pimples, bumps, skin folds, etc. Mahomes looks super smooth and spoonable.

"Mahomes is due to make $56.85 million this season, $44.5 million next season, $50 million in 2025 and $56.76 million for the 2026 season. He earned $29.45 million for the 2022 NFL season, according to Spotrac. Mahomes is invested in the MLB team Kansas City Royals, and women's soccer team Kansas City Current, as well as a few sports wellness companies, among others."

He's getting laid as often as he wants by the hottest of his preferred sex partners.

He doesn't care what anyone thinks of his "dad bod" unless and until he's so out of shape that he stops earning or dies of a heart attack.

Disgusting marshmallow body.

Funny body, and he throws funny too. But he hits his mark, nearly every time.

I can’t believe that brother of his is claiming to be straight.

The best thing (for Patrick) about Brittany, is that she keeps him grounded.

Unlike other NFL players who are constantly in the news for drama, Patrick is totally boring.

He married his high school sweetheart, he has two beautiful kids, and he has a dad bod.

Nothing controversial, which makes him an advertiser's DREAM. Very bankable.

And really, how can you not think they were an adorable couple?

The wedding.

The kids.

Patrick really does have great skin.

I love how he looks like he has a perpetual tan.

Patrick is way hotter than Tom Frankenstein-Face Brady.

Unless his high school forever chick throws a mean fuck, he's missing out on some lost, freaky life-living. One pussy for the rest of days? That's weird and depressing.

Who's the hottest NFL quarterback these days anyhow?

Inquiring minds demand to know!

He looks good. People are ridiculous. The guy is a bad ass.

The public downfall will be epic. The wife is creepy.

All you posting Tom Brady as a comparison are WAY OFF

Tom's an outlier. Most QBs have almost 'regular' looking physiques. Sure, they're obviously physically adept but they tend to no have the awesome bods lots of other football position guys have.

Here's AARON ROGERS (totally no gay)

For all you posting Tom Brady,

Here he is in 2000 at about age 23 at the NFL combine (it's a scouting event for prospective players)

So he was a COLLEGE QB at the time - and this was his body

He's very sexy