There's a new JARDIANCE commercial with a new girl!!

I don’t even know what the old Jardiance commercial was.

Can’t wait!

Is this the one, OP?

Jardiance is the medicine for diabetes? I just learned that a friend’s sister in law had a bad reaction to it, one of the complications listed in the advertisements. Operation, sedated, on a ventilator. Tried to wake her up but it’s been a week…

YOU WILL LOVE ME

Yes we know, op.

But it's nice of you to make a copycat thread.

I guess you need attention.

What about her taint?

I hate this ginger bitch already. Give me the old Jardiance fatty we've all come to know and mock.

i'm going on hunger strike until they bring back the original jardiance lady. i'm shooketh.

The new girl is fat too.

My mother asked dme about it while I was home this weekend. She said " have they replaced that woman on the wightloss commercial" and I argued with her no , told her it's just her seeing things. Sorry mom

It’s good to see they gave a black guy a subsidiary role in this one as well.

obviously the original jardiance queen is moving on to the silver screen where she belongs. get ready ya'll.

I like the bit where she hands three workers the lunch she’s so generously ordered for them and they discover she’s mixed them up.

A brilliant moment a pharmaceutical filmmaking.

The fat white guy at the copier has the biggest tits in the ad.

All indoors, no costume changes, and a replacement cast?! This isn’t the big-budget sequel we were waiting for.

The new one is super awkward with some bizarre looking people. The weird fat guy with the emo hair dancing behind her, the enormous obese man with gynecomastia in the copy room. The woman’s teal cameltoe showing through her polyester pants…..it’s just…..a lot.

As much as the first one drove me up the fucking wall, this one feels like a pale imitation.

But it's the same singer, right? Did Deanna Colon actually sing the Jardiance theme as we've all been led to believe or did they Milli Vanilli her and just put her in because she had the right look and was a great dancer?

This is very exciting! It's like 1963 with Ann-Margret and Joey Heatherton duking it out for an appearance on Ed Sullivan!

Sometimes Jardiance gives me gas something awful.

Is the man at the copy machine Mike Mitchell?

“Jardiance” sounds like an after hours club in the Bronx.

My Jardiance farts can peel wallpaper right off the wall!