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$75 is a lot of money

I know. That’s why I want it.

by Anonymousreply 28March 5, 2024 11:25 PM

Well, spread 'em, then. It won't take but a minute.

by Anonymousreply 1January 30, 2024 5:31 PM

It would be an exercise in futility.

by Anonymousreply 2January 30, 2024 5:33 PM

That’s funny. You don’t look like Angie Dickinson.

by Anonymousreply 3January 30, 2024 5:34 PM

R2 I love you and that line soooo much.

by Anonymousreply 4January 30, 2024 5:35 PM

Is that what you charge for a basic blowjob? Your oral skills must be exemplary.

by Anonymousreply 5January 30, 2024 5:36 PM

Wait until you get to the lightning round. They use real lightning!

by Anonymousreply 6January 30, 2024 5:39 PM

That’s right madame.

by Anonymousreply 7January 30, 2024 5:41 PM

Nancy, honey, I’m here preparing for a very important film role.

by Anonymousreply 8January 30, 2024 7:47 PM

OP = Tori Spelling

by Anonymousreply 9January 30, 2024 7:54 PM

You ain't gettin' 88 cent from me, Rose!

by Anonymousreply 10January 30, 2024 7:56 PM

You're a whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 11January 30, 2024 7:57 PM

Good morning, I’m Nancy. How may I help you?

by Anonymousreply 12January 30, 2024 8:00 PM

You’re late. Therefore the reservation is null and void.

by Anonymousreply 13January 30, 2024 8:02 PM

I’m afraid we’re all booked up.

by Anonymousreply 14January 30, 2024 8:03 PM

NANCY, HONEY.

NOW, I DON'T GENERALLY LIKE TO THROW MY NAME AROUND,

BUT YOU REALLY LEAVE ME NO CHOICE.

IT SO HAPPENS THAT I AM MISS ANGIE DICKINSON.

AND NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I WOULD LIKE TWO ROOMS.

by Anonymousreply 15January 30, 2024 8:04 PM

You don’t look like Angie Dickinson to me.

by Anonymousreply 16January 30, 2024 8:05 PM

I KNOW, I HAVE ALTERED MY APPEARANCE

FOR A VERY IMPORTANT MOVIE ROLE.

by Anonymousreply 17January 30, 2024 8:05 PM

YEAH, IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN WHO EATS HER WAY

FROM BEHIND THE IRON CURTAIN

by Anonymousreply 18January 30, 2024 8:06 PM

LOOK, I SYMPATHIZE WITH YOUR PROBLEM.

FOR $75 YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE LOBBY

AND I WON'T HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR LOITERING.

by Anonymousreply 19January 30, 2024 8:06 PM

$75? THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

by Anonymousreply 20January 30, 2024 8:07 PM

I KNOW, MA'AM. THAT'S WHY I WANT IT.

by Anonymousreply 21January 30, 2024 8:07 PM

Nancy? I wouldn’t fuck Nancy with Bea Arthur’s cock!

by Anonymousreply 22January 30, 2024 8:13 PM

Fingering my pussy is an exercise in futility.

by Anonymousreply 23January 30, 2024 11:18 PM

Gimme $75

by Anonymousreply 24January 30, 2024 11:48 PM

Is this one of those creepy Kevin Sessums threads?

by Anonymousreply 25January 30, 2024 11:51 PM

I want money, that's what I want.

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by Anonymousreply 26January 31, 2024 2:44 AM

For $75 I won’t have you arrested for attempted rape.

by Anonymousreply 27March 5, 2024 10:20 PM

I want $75!

by Anonymousreply 28March 5, 2024 11:25 PM
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