Tired of Vivian Vance - Retire Reference

This should be a poll. I'd vote Vivian Vance!

Do you think we should also retire our democracy, OP?

How dare you presume DL wishes to be brought into the future.

Can she take the unfunny Liza speech impediment trolls with her?

Shpeech impediment trollzh!

Just because you’ve had sufficient doesn’t mean the rest of us have!

Would you rather buy a zoo, OP?

[quote]Can she take the unfunny Liza speech impediment trolls with her?

And the "I like blue" troll/s?

And the "but I've never been to me" troll/s?

R9 I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do.

r9 I was molested

And the geniuses who think "Oh, dear" is even remotely funny or clever, and it's neither.

[quote]And the "I like blue" troll/s?

If I go, my sister goes, too, and you'll never hear about her molestation again!

OP = Lucille.

-8,432/10

We're tired of you, you fat whore!

[quote] And the geniuses who think "Oh, dear" is even remotely funny or clever, and it's neither.

It's not supposed to be funny, or clever. If anything, it's a somewhat kind way of pointing out an obvious mistake.

Have some Instant Maxwell House, honey.

Viv stays. Lorna and Joey stay.

Why, the next thing you know, someone will demand that Helen Lawson closes her legs and stops scaring the little ones!

Change your tampon, OP. You could have toxic shock!

[quote] Viv stays

And Miss OP, it is now time for you to.....

SASHAY

AWAY

As someone who speaks English as a second language, I love the "Oh, dear" troll(s), I just wish they'd point out what was wrong about the sentence/word Oh deared.

The tension! Viv wins first Emmy:

I vote NO.

How dare you OP.

Miss OP is the type of skank you'd invite as a houseguest - then she'd start rearranging your furniture!

Viv will be sending out valentine cards from the great beyond to some special people.

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First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a socialist.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out—because I was not a trade unionist.

Then they came for the Jews, and I did not speak out—because I was not a Jew.

Then they came for me—and there was no one left to speak for me.

How very dare you?

[quote] SASHAY

Sashay.

This shoulda been a poll.

Vivian Vance

someone do a poll then lol

Fuck the poll, and fuck OP.

VIV FOREVER

The future is Vance.

[quote] lol

LoL! :)

No OP - we HAVE NOT had sufficient Viv.

R32 Shashay.

[quote] It's old school DataLounge

For old timers, it hasn’t been here forever. It’s relatively recent. Relatively.

Who would fill the Viv Vance void?

Phyllis Vance?

She was a cover girl only 2 weeks ago!

She IS Vivian Vance!

Mad Max: Fury Road.

There can never be enough Vivian Vance here on DL or anyplace.

She's big all over.

We need a biopic!

Obviously, Closer magazine thought she was relevant enough to put her on the cover. I was on line at Walgreens, looked down and saw that. I think I might go back and buy a few copies.

OP has stated her boundaries!

I'm tired of Miss Opie. Put that old slag out to pasture where she belons.

To bring a reference into the 21st century, how about Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration. But I'm good with Viv.

No one wants to hear from you Phyllis Lappin Vance at R52!

1. Vivian Vance, a star With talent that shines so bright Forever loved, dear

2. Ethel Mertz, true friend Loyal and witty, always Vivian portrayed

3. A trailblazer, she Broke barriers with her wit Vivian Vance, brave

4. Comedic genius Timing impeccable, dear Vivian Vance, gold

5. In every role, she Brought joy and laughter to all Vivian Vance, gem

6. Lucy and Ethel An iconic duo, yes Vivian shined bright

7. Perfect comic foil To Lucy's crazy antics Vivian Vance, match

8. With Desilu, she Made television magic Vivian Vance, queen

9. A versatile star From vaudeville to TV Vivian, you shine

10. Behind the scenes, strong Advocating for women Vivian Vance, fierce

11. Her talent was vast A true professional Vivian Vance, star

12. On and off screen, she Inspired many with her grace Vivian Vance, muse

13. She left a legacy That will never be forgotten Vivian Vance, legend

14. In our hearts she stays Her laughter forever rings Vivian Vance, love

15. Gone but never lost Her spirit lives on through us Vivian Vance, forever

16. A comedic gift Vivian Vance, you were loved Forever in our hearts

17. With humor and grace Vivian Vance stole the show A timeless treasure

18. A treasure she was Vivian Vance's talent shines Bright in our memories

19. Vivian Vance, dear Your legacy still lives on In laughter and love

20. Twenty haikus strong For Vivian Vance, a star Always remembered

What am I? Ed Gein?

[quote]It's not supposed to be funny, or clever. If anything, it's a somewhat kind way of pointing out an obvious mistake.

I try to be sex positive but that's fetish I cannot understand.

OP, is that you Kevin S?

The only way you could get your way OP is to suggest something better. And it's doubtful you can.

OP is tired

Is OP Roxane Gay?

R25 Susn Dey must comment, not just show up

I think the Vivian Vance meme should be replaced by a genuine Female TV Second Banana: Imogene Coca.

Viv gets all the adulation because ILL is in 24/7. Imogene Coca is the real historical TV star.

And Imogene was funnier.

IMO Imogene was LOLer.

[quote]because ILL is in 24/7

In what 24/7?

What are Lucy and Ethel up to now? Don't they get any time to sleep?

she meant "on" 24/7, Carolyn you twat

YOU. TAKE. THAT. BACK!!!!!

When Viv, Liza, Joey, and the rest go -I go with them!

And I'm taking all those deviled eggs with me!

[quote]she meant "on" 24/7, Carolyn you twat

On what?

Vitameatavegamn?

Nertz to Mertz!

R62, no one remembers Imogene Coca.

Ethel Mertz is a DLer. A wannabe star but in reality second fiddle, grumpy, and fat.

We could always make Jackie on Assistance the new Patron Saint of DataLounge.

[quote] OP has stated her boundaries!

She’s had sufficient.

This is HATE SPEECH, OP.

You should be tried for treason.

Or at least blasphemy.

Ethel Mae Potter, we never forgot her!

And we never will!

Op Fuck off you car wash cunt.

HeartStopper threads 🧵 NEVER 👎

Vivian Vance threads 🧵 FOREVER!

I hate Viv too! There's only one true heiress to the DL throne and it's me. (And don't listen to what that nasty bitch Linda Lavin says about me).

R77- Hold me Fred!

Vive la Vance!

OP sounds like a fag!

The Vivian was one of the notable people from Cherryvale, Kansas:

Sam Avey, wrestling promoter Louise Brooks, dancer, silent film star, and author Claude Wendell Horton, Sr., geophysicist, acoustic researcher Billy Sandow, manager for World Champion Ed "Strangler" Lewis Vivian Vance, actress played Ethel Mertz on I Love Lucy

I was looking for a Vivian Vance birthplace memorial in Cherryvale.

We should all chip in for an eternal flame next to Viv's grave.

Buck never would have demanded we retire such a classic!

There has to be a book in all this shit.

OP is Phil Ober.

One does not get tired of Vivian Vance, but Vivian Vance might get tired of you.

How very dare you, OP.

Bring back ‘Gale Gordon is alive’ posts!

[quote] "OP is tired"

"You look tired" means "you look old." And "you look rested" means "you've had collagen."

Hey, OP!

You can have Vivian Vance once you pry her from my cold, dead hands!

Imogene was a true comedienne.

She paved the way for Carol Burnett.

Vivian was a foil.

Shirley, you jest.

R92

I'm so upset by this thread that I'm going to go buy myself some hostess pants!

That vie en vie thing!

YEAH, can that witch!

I'm tired of boring fat whores who come to DL every few months and demand that everyone cater to their every whim or interest.

Begone, heifers!

I have sufficient ... of OP.

[quote] Who would fill the Viv Vance void? Phyllis Vance?

No R41 - even better: Philo Vance (as portrayed by DL favorite William Powell).

(Ok ok - Bill Powell isn’t a DL favorite - but he SHOULD be, and he’s one of my favorites.)

R94 I want a toaster.

I've noticed Liza's always fun "Christmas in the Shitty" threads have gone down the proverbial DL shitter.

Happy, OP?

Shitter.

I've sufficient of Vivian Ethel Louise Roberta May Potter Mertz Vance.

Imogene Coca is the Betty White of TV comedy variety that made Carol Burnett possible.

Feh, Vivian Vance.

Feh!

I remember DL before the VIvian Vance referencing started - it isn't that ancient a thing here. I vaguely worked out they were something to do with Lucille Ball but thought it was a man (possibly thinking of Gale Gordon), as I never went into the threads, having no interest in them.

Inside jokes are what make DL, DL.

Not a day goes by without me saying “oh, Fred” in my best Vivian Vance voice.

When a man is tired of Vance, he is tired of life.

Next you'll want to retire cak and graxy, and the stunningly hilarious Helen Lawson bits. This cannot stand!

Now good day.

We don't care.

I think it's a damn great idea.

Lucy, I just want to talk to you about something quickly.

It seems you're in the minority, OP.

Sheeshah atta shtatush uffa gawdesh, fuh goonesh shakesh.

Retiring Vivian Vance references is like retiring The Golden Girls references,

Anybody from Albuquerque always has plenty.

We are within Vivian.

Vivian team

The Vivian Vance archetype, also known as the primordial goddess, can be found in various cultures around the world. This archetype embodies the essence of Ethel as Venus of Willendorf, a fertility Egyptian goddess, as well as a curvaceous Hindu deity, in Benin bronze heads and Chinese goddesses of beauty and strategy. The pantheons around the world depict Vivian in different forms, suggesting her presence in every culture, and even speculating the possibility of her existence among extraterrestrial beings.

I love you, r107

The Vivian Vance crocheted doll. I have one.

OP needs to shut its WHORE MOUTH.

R115 She was from Albuquerque and she didn't have to do anything.

R122- In the gif our Viv looks like a cross between Rizzo in Grease and our favorite housewife and mother from Pasadena

Kate Lawrence

I think she was a wonderful inspiration for Miss Piggy.

I love that little piggy snout on Our Viv.

OP

OP, I'm not saying you're hippy, but you do have the biggest potomus I've ever seen. How dare you try to remove the Vance from this place? You think she ties us to the past? The new name flr this place, already trademarked, is Data Vance. May you never get "Shortnin' Bread" out of your head. Nertz to you!

R126 Potamus is an anglicization of the Ancient Greek potamos (ποταμός) meaning river or stream; it appears in the name: Mesopotamia ("Between the Rivers").

Look at r127, showing off those skills she picked up at the Phoebe Emerson Charm School!

Let me at her.