Gigi Hadid and La Cooper confirm they are a couple

Has she ever bearded before or is this her first time.

Blind item said she is skilled with her fingers, he is like Kanye getting fingers in the booty hole (per Kanye's ex Amber Rose)

Fucking faggot.

Didn’t Joe Jonas used to date her? Does that mean he’s gay too?

Just in time for voting.

^ She had Zayn Malik's baby

What the fuck is that on his head??

Yolanda is doing cartwheels over this. She better be careful or those silicone tots are going to burst again.

*Tits! Omg!

hat /hat/ noun

a shaped covering for the head worn for warmth, as a fashion item, or as part of a uniform. "a black straw hat"

R4 even if she is bearding for Cooper that doesn’t mean every relationship is a beard situation. Women who beard want their own real relationships too.

yeah, this doesn't feel contrived whatsoever!

I guess I can now rule out ever being Mrs. Bradley Cooper.

If Cooper wants that Oscar, bearding with the anti-semitic , trashy Hadids isn't the way to go.

[quote] She’s getting his dick.

But who's dick is HE getting? That is the question.

R14 he isn’t getting the Oscar regardless

Don't follow her so I only recognize her name, but what is up with her face/head; it looks kinda Roger Stone-ish.

Is she supposed to be some great beauty?

I have it on good authority Gigi likes the ladies. Mama will not let her be full on Lez though.

[quote]She better be careful or those silicone tots are going to burst again.

She already had her tots removed, I thought.

She's one of the most revered supermodels of the current crop out there.

I used to think Zayn was the best looking in One Direction, but I think she got to him because he the drugs weakened his will

Amateur

So does that mean Zayn was her beard R18? Or is he also gay?

[quote]what is up with her face/head

Fillers.

Who told you the Hadid family was antisemitic R14? The Israeli instagram page? Because they're Palestinian? You sound woefully ignorant, stop being a mindless follower and learn to think for yourself.

Their own social media feed, R25. We can all see and read it for ourselves.

R15: Mine

I have no idea why those Hadid girls are famous.

Criticism of the Israeli government does not = antisemitism R26 but zionists love to conflate the two.

what the fuck is he wearing on his head?

Yeah, sorry, the Nazi memes and false blood libel Gigi and her fuggo father posted aren't just 'criticisms' of Israel. Regardless, I won't derail the thread further.

On topic, Bradley is ugly, Maestro was unwatchable and whatever looks Gigi had are long gone. This is the best they could do?

they'll be together during award season.

They look disconnected and miserable. I'm sure Mama Yolanda was thrilled. She's trying to be like Kris Jenner.

R25. PR whore, get some sleep.

You’re gonna need it soon enough.

Also, they look so engaged and that new relationship glow!

You're such a mindless follower R34 doing what the media tells you to do. Pathetic.

Oh, so it's the media's fault Gigi is an asshole? Go to bed, Yolanda.

^I doubt you know her personally. Go take your meds!

Honey, you can crawl out of Gigi's ass now. The fat faced cunt isn't worth the work.

R23 Well there was that video of Zayan sucking a guys dick in a car....

How much did she get in the bearding contract?

You can suck my dick R39 there's plenty for you to swallow whore.

No, no, I'm sure there's some Hamas terrorist who'd rather cut off your tiny cocklet instead, R42.

He looks like a special needs adult with that hat.

You're becoming unglued R43 aka fag for zionism. One only has to scratch the surface to bring forth the insane delusions you people have.

I'm guessing the contact lasts through awards season. Expect a break up after the Oscars

She's fug and would never be a model if not for her celebrity connections. The entire family is low grade trash.

R45 - Hitler has entered the chat. Thanks for the homophobic slur on top of your Jew hatred.

And yes, Gigi is STILL a Jew hating, fat faced cunt of trash, just like the rest of her plastic surgery-ravaged family.

Zayn Malik, Gigi's baby's father, called Mama Yolanda a "Dutch slut." I'm sure Yolanda is thrilled that Gigi has moved on.

'Dutch slut', not quite 'prostitution whore', but close.

"Prostitution whore" is such a stupid phrase. It was uttered by a very stupid woman who "starred" on Real Housewives of New Jersey.

“Anon bttm 4 hung tops. Ass up, face down, blindfolded, door open…”

Yawn R48 go find somebody's money to steal you greedy bastard. It's so funny how insane and angry this woman makes you. She has such power over stranger. You're fucking pathetic.

Zayn was so good looking. Shame he’s such a mess. Pretty eyes.

Bradley never did anything for me. He has always seemed like he’s trying too hard.

The Hadads… I don’t know enough about them to comment.

La Belle Pooper and Ryan Goaling both have wonky faces. Totally asymmetrical.

Are we not going to discuss his ugly ass beanie?

GG’s face looks like an old European maid who’s getting fat.

This is extremely fake. They clearly called up some paparazzi and said "we'll be walking down whatever st. holding hands this afternoon" and this is supposed to serve as confirmation that they're a couple? There's nothing remotely spontaneous about it. If you asked them where they were going they would probably sputter trying to come up with an answer.

What does his hat say? Because he obviously wants everyone to notice it.

He's so like Leonard!

The hat is LV - retail $565.

The hat is ugly!

Ugly! My mom could have crocheted something nicer and would've been happy with $100 payment!

R58 Social media killed the paparazzi so most paparazzi shots today are from celebrities calling agencies. That’s the only way to get them at this point.

This was clearly a PR call. Look at how they’re dressed. It was all coordinated.

"It's a hat! It's a tea cozy! It's a hat AND a tea cozy!!"

Did his last beard/baby mama not renew her contract or did she move on.

Lady Gaga and he put on some type of charade when they were nominated for awards.

In that snap her pussy looks wet and so does his.

I liked him better when he was bottoming for Victor Garber.

^^ or as Bradley called him, "Daddy."

Wasn't it pretty much an open secret that Bradley and Victor were fucking back in the "Alias" days?

I wonder how Gigi's Muslim father would react if he knew his daughter is a lez.

You know who's dick he's NOT getting?

Oscar's

[Quote] he isn’t getting the Oscar regardless

he isn't getting the pussy either

Oscar doesn't have a dick.

He just never seems to believably connect with a woman. None of his screen roles ever required any kind of desire or deep connection. With Jennifer Lawrence it always gives the vibe of BF/faghag dynamic.

Bradley never looked happier

[quote]He just never seems to believably connect with a woman. None of his screen roles ever required any kind of desire or deep connection. With Jennifer Lawrence it always gives the vibe of BF/faghag dynamic.

I certainly didn't feel it with him and Gaga in A Star is Born. With Jennifer Lawrence, he looked old enough to be her father.

Well it’s not a TWB.

The miracle that turned this potato into a top model. And she didn't get the extreme snatched surgery her sister got.

It’s nice that the Bernstein family came to his defense for wearing that ridiculous prosthetic nose just so that he could turn around and link up with this antisemitic cunt for the publicity.

Gigi, Kylie, Kaia, Karlie K., Olivia Jade, Leo's Girls---Why actors and others who want to be, and sometimes are, regarded as serious men agree to be paired with these younger flibbertigibbets, I do not know.

Bradley Cooper wore a prosthetic to make him look more Jewish, Gigi Hadid had a nose job to make her look less like a Zionist.

Bradley was at one of the big tennis matches with another beard Irhna and looked so bored and miserable and then the next day he was sitting. Next to Gerard Butler and was elated! All smiles and hugs. It was hilarious

this will end in murder-suicide

If Gigi Hadid’s mother is dutch, does that make her a white supremacist coloniser?

The hat looks like it's made of carpet samples.

R86. He won't munch carpet but he'll wear it on his head.

The most fake relationship ever created.

R88. Not quite

Which one of them does the man's things?

Why does he even bother? No one cares about him.

I prefer the severe Russian prostitute he hired to have his kid.

This “Gigi hadid is my new girlfriend” charade is just insulting.

I’ve disliked Cooper since he went on a podcast and whined about some older actress, Diane Keaton probably, for teasing him that he deserved his Oscar nom for Silver Linings Playbook and by implication he didn’t deserve to win, and he was gutted.

Get a sense of humour already.

Post a Link to the video R40.

Bradley has rat eyes and doesn't wear deodorant. No thanks.

Is she as well hung as me?

Showmances are so juvenile, so cringe.

True r97. And they look so fake. I think the public in general is more savvy to PR/beard relationships than they were in the past.

Bradley Cooper most likely possesses a paranoid personality disorder.

[quote] The actor said a “hero female actress” once made a condescending comment to him after he picked up his first acting nomination for “Silver Linings Playbook.” “She’s like, ‘I saw your movie. You deserve the nom,’” Cooper said. “I was like, ‘What? I’m sorry, what?’ ‘The nom.’ Then like 10 or 20 minutes later — I’m not kidding — I passed her going to the bathroom and she mouths it, ‘The nom.’ I remember [thinking], what the fuck is this town?’ Can you imagine saying that to somebody? You’ve got to be fucked up to do that.”

That hero female actress

It me.

La Cooper, a Tom Cruise for the 2020s.

^Jamie Lee is actually kooky enough to do some shit like that R100. That's actually a really good guess I can totally see the scenario playing out as Cooper described it.

I don’t understand why a “hero” of his telling him he deserved an award nomination is condescending and fucked up.

He seems truly insufferable.

Ahhhh, R24, that explains a lot.

She needs to forever NOT wear that hairstyle . And her hair color looks the same color as her face; it's a bit disconcerting.

And I KNOW R20 must be joking, right? No way is that a "supermodel," revered or no.

But congrats to the new couple, I guess?

R2 skilled with her fingers or skilled with a strap-on?

Eww she can have it

I suppose Cooper isn't an anxiety crippled drug addict and doesn't slap women around. So there's that.

So Gigi's previous partners have included Cody Simpson, Joe Jonas and Zayn.....all hot guys close to her own age.

And we're supposed to believe Cooper, 20 years her senior and with his gay reputation, is her latest?

a lot of this crowd smells very bisexual to me.

And you overlooked that Gigi was linked to mature man DiCaprio for over a year.

"And you overlooked that Gigi was linked to mature man DiCaprio for over a year."

Another closet case.

Yeah Lukas is his life partner but I bet he really does put his tiny peepee in vaginas as well. Plus Lukas lost his girlish figure and allure years ago.

R112 I heard he is sad about his circumcision because it caused him to have micro peen and difficulties with erections. That true???

How would I know if it's true about DiCaprio?

But guys can have very tight circumcisions and yes that might have shaved a bit of potential length off a boner fully errect. Everything is just strained. But a circumcision is NOT going to transform a boys potentially big cock into a micro peen, NO. That's genetics.

R54 sorry but Zayn Abdullah Malik was never my type with his short inbred forehead.

Zayn probably has a micro dick. Maybe that is Gigi's thing when she does men. Is Cooper size meat deprived?

We will never stop inbreeding!

[quote]Is Cooper size meat deprived?

You never saw Nightmare Alley?

R107 his ex wife accused him of physical abuse

cooper was married? I had no idea.

Nightmare Alley is when you fuck a dude after he's eaten a vindaloo

the marriage of Bradley cooper and jennifer Esposito was filled with drama and violence, as they are probably both bipolar.

Esposito probably became impassioned upon discovering she'd married a musical loving 'mo.

Love conquers all.

The marriage with Jennifer Esposito was shorter than the run of the show Joey.

They both look ridiculous in OP's photo.

Bradley DID recently buy a home not far from Yolanda's farm in Bucks County, PA.

R127 Are you ok?

[quote]I suppose Cooper isn't an anxiety crippled drug addict

He had issues with drugs and alcohol in the past, which is why he’s basically a teetotaler now.

I thought everybody knew that he used to be married to Jennifer Esposito.

Can you imagine how crazy their children would have been?

They would probably come out of the womb with Glenn Close’s FA perm.

Bradley also used to 'date' ingenue starfucker Suki Waterhouse

I can't wait to see their romantic beach proposal picture!

They’re both gay. Gigi has always been manly to me.

Does Gigi have a shenis?

R128, WTH?? I just thought I'd throw a bit of extra into the Cooper-Hadid mix (you know Yolanda Hadid is Gigi's mother, right?).

I live in the contiguous county to their north, so it's local news around here.

For r128.

Isn’t New Hope very gay?

Why are people claiming Jennifer Esposito is crazy?

Cause she married a big ole 'mo, R139. That's surely an indicator of being cray cray.

New Hope has a gay population but it’s far from a gay ghetto.

When I was a New in New York young man from the provinces Horatio Alger type, I was informed New Hope was were pretentious old dish queens went to die in their overstuffed second homes.

Bucks County has always been where people from New York and Philadelphia money had country homes. They need antiques and art for those country homes. Thus New Hope has been able to support a small and perpetually replenishing homosexual community.

How insulting!

I hate to tell you r143 but most gay men under 60 have no interest in antiques.

This seems purposeful because a lot of people online seem to be connecting the dots between Bernstein and Cooper's lives. It just seems weird to spend 6 years of your life supposedly being so passionate about a plot that comes down to a gay man who was married to a woman and struggled with his sexuality.

Yes, Bernstein was well known, but this isn't exactly a great meaty story about an historical figure. Why be so passionate about this? That's what people are talking about.

So - let's trot out some pap pics to tamper down the discussion.

I love that he's 'trying to look inconspicuous" with that old navy peacoat, that pair of camouflage pants, and the dark glasses... and then he tops it off with the loud fashionista blue hat with the big label screaming, "LOOK AT ME!!!"

That is Bradley Cooper in a nutshell.

[quote] I hate to tell you [R143] but most gay men under 60 have no interest in antiques.

I hate to tell you r145 but you're pretending to speak as an expert, and yet you're actually revealing you know nothing.

r148 antiques aren't a big thing with a lot of gay men anymore. It's all about modern furnishings. Of course our eldergays are still stuck in the 80s and think the world hasn't changed.

[quote]"And you overlooked that Gigi was linked to mature man DiCaprio for over a year."

Leo and Bradley Cooper in the balcony....

r150 I love that photo. They looked like they'd been up all night fucking and sucking.

Everything with this guy is performative. Exhausting.

R149 you freaking dumbass

Whether or not antiques are popular with gay men under 60 or not is irrelevant

The stores are not FOR gay men. The stores are for STRAIGHT PEOPLE who buy homes in Bucks County. Bucks County homes tend to be dowdy and old fashioned. Rich people fill them with antiques.

Gay men still are a significant presence in antiquing, just like they are in collecting dolls or Disneyana.

Nice r153 but neither I nor anyone else could give a fuck. Stay pressed.

I wouldn’t say dowdy.

There are many stone homes where modern furniture would look wildly out of place.

[quote]In October, Cooper and model Gigi Hadid were seen at the upscale River House at Odette’s on the Delaware River.

That was where Jessica Savitch dined right before her car flipped into a canal right outside the parking lot and she and her boyfriend drowned.

Don't forget ME, R156!

New Hope isn’t sceney at all.

It’s just a weekend community reachable from NYC that has critical mass of gays without being a gay ghetto. It used to attract lots of theater types. These days, they are priced out.

I stay across the river whenever I visit my mom and am surprised how few gays I see these days. The main street is mobbed every weekend with straights.

R152 He actually reminds me of me. I know what you mean though. I don’t necessarily see it as a bad thing.

Oh please...

Hilarious. Like she would willingly fuck the old poof.

Because his previous relationships with Irina Shayk and Suki Waterhouse were so convincing.

She's a new 18 month job as Miss Cooper latest fake GF. A beard contract, I'm so proud for both of them. Miss Cooper bought a Home up in the New Hope area.

does Gigi throw in Zayn as a "fuckbuddy" for Miss Cooper, he owns a home up there too

They’re madly in love

I'm guessing Gigi is the top?

maybe Cooper should get a nose job

Gigi getting typecast as a beard on DL.

Just like Irina Skank, his baby mama& professional beard.

He could have and should have played Bernstein without the facial makeover. There's no reason why actors have to look exactly like the person they're playing. I remember seeing Catherine Hicks play Marilyn Monroe in a TV movie back in the 70s. She was hardly a dead ringer for MM but there were moments where she captured her so perfectly it was eerie. Cooper relied too heavily on his fake nose and voice. He failed.

After the Oscars they’ll suddenly realize it’s important to have some time apart. Their busy lives are taking them in different directions.

Gigi Hadid and La Cooper confirm they are a couple *of very thirsty of pap walkers*

Why did Coops even need the Jew nose prosthetic? I mean......

he looks like a grumpy toddler in that stupid hat

R172 because he was playing a Jew with a prominent nose…not hard to understand.

[quote] She’s getting his dick.

Only if she’s borrowing his dildo.

[quote]She’s getting his dick.

Been there done that

He should play Ted Bundy in a biopic.

R175 They take turns with it.

So, the contract ends when? The week after his massive Oscar losses? The day after?

1 eggs 549

2 potato/onion frozen perogies 699

3 pasta salad 499

4 yogurt 299

5 cookies 249

6 bagged salad 599

4 yogurts $2.99 each or for 4, and what kind of yogurt. Is that a Dannon 4pack?

What state are you buying the yogurt in?

She looks really plain in the harsh light of day.

R181 the list is numerical The price is for 1 item

I like this Bucks county house.

[quote]She’s getting his dick.

Bless your heart.

So, is she knocked-up yet?

Gigi Hadid and La Cooper confirm they are a contractual couple.

Based on his eye area and smirk I've always thought he had some sugar in the tank. He sweet.

I think Brad might be dating a trans…eww, chicks with dicks!

Or men with vaginas!

A lot of Russian women sound like men.

A lot of Russian women LOOK like men.

I wonder how long this contract is good for. B Coop is becoming quite the Leo these days, rotating them out after a while.

To R184, if I was living on the East Coast, New Hope area, Solebury township Bucks County is where I would be living.

Some great properties up there, with lots of acreage, on a hill looking at the Delaware river, cannot get flooded. Great farms too

I would be a total fucking whore up there!!

[quote] A lot of Russian women STINK like men

FIXED

He looks ridiculous. A well-beyond midlife crisis man trying to look hip and young.

Agree r195. And Dicaprio also looks ridiculous with his young "girlfriends."

Gibra?

R197

MARY!