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Spanish matador comes out as pansexual

You go, girl!

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by Anonymousreply 31February 10, 2024 6:28 PM

Pansexual? No thanks. That doesn't count for me as coming out. Sorry.

by Anonymousreply 1January 23, 2024 8:29 PM

Pic from when he was younger.

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by Anonymousreply 2January 23, 2024 8:30 PM

He’s beautiful but I do hope this doesn’t mean he’s some new breed of trans. Coming out as gay wouldda been fine.

by Anonymousreply 3January 23, 2024 8:40 PM

Pansexual? Mr. Matador, that seems like a cock-and-bull story.

by Anonymousreply 4January 23, 2024 8:45 PM

Pansexual means he has a thing for cookware.

by Anonymousreply 5January 23, 2024 8:52 PM

I hope that doesn’t include the bulls.

by Anonymousreply 6January 23, 2024 8:53 PM

He's good looking but he doesn't look his age which is 31 years old. He looks at least 42 years old.

by Anonymousreply 7January 23, 2024 9:01 PM

r5, pan means bread in Spanish. So he has an attraction to bread.

by Anonymousreply 8January 23, 2024 9:03 PM

I still want the bull to gore him to death, though.

by Anonymousreply 9January 23, 2024 9:15 PM

Now we need soccer players to come out. IT'S ABOUT TIME.

by Anonymousreply 10January 23, 2024 9:17 PM

[quote]comes out as pansexual

As a Matador and the ringleader of a cruel "sport", he's both a cunt and a dick.

by Anonymousreply 11January 23, 2024 9:20 PM

If I were "pansexual," I would much prefer to call myself a libertine.

by Anonymousreply 12January 23, 2024 9:23 PM

Sylvia - The Matador

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by Anonymousreply 13January 23, 2024 9:23 PM

R11- I prefer THIS Matador

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by Anonymousreply 14January 24, 2024 4:42 AM

Did someone say matador?

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by Anonymousreply 15January 24, 2024 4:44 AM

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by Anonymousreply 16January 24, 2024 4:50 AM

Announcing to the world that you’ll fuck all comers is so stunning and brave.

by Anonymousreply 17January 24, 2024 4:54 AM

I. WANT. IT. ALL.

by Anonymousreply 18January 24, 2024 4:54 AM

It's good that he came out. It's better that the press thought it unsensational. Some newspapers didn't report it; the reports I read were of the just the facts sort, noting the novelty of the revelation in the conservative of the activity.

In December a torero left his would be bride, a well known attorney, at the altar at the last moment in what was to have been a very large and flashy wedding. That aborted event hot much more coverage but faded from the news within 24 hours.

El Pais, arguably the most important national newspaper and liberal in its slant did not report on Alcade's sttement. La Razón, the most conservative national newspaper, took no opportunity to posture (see article below, with Alcade's carne y patatas on display.

Toreros are not popular subjects for the media in Spain. They don't capture the public attention. Yes there is a TV channel devoted to it, but one among many (sometimes very) special interest channels. Fewer than 2% of Spaniards attend a bullfight in a year. It's not only old men who go to see them, but you'll find a lot of old men there. It's illegal in some cities and regions. It's a hold-out that lingers and will do for a while, but it's future -- or rather lack of one-- is obvious and everyone knows it.

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by Anonymousreply 19February 10, 2024 8:13 AM

corrected: Alcalde

by Anonymousreply 20February 10, 2024 8:14 AM

If we replaced the bulls with dipshits on electric scooters, we could preserve those awesome tight pants.

by Anonymousreply 21February 10, 2024 10:26 AM

Phil Dunphy’s bastard son, conceived on a school trip to Spain. His wife Claire doesn’t know. His son-in-law Dylan is intrigued. His brothers-in-law Cameron & Mitchell are ready to get gored by the bullfighter.

by Anonymousreply 22February 10, 2024 11:10 AM

Pansexual- he just can't admit to being gay.

by Anonymousreply 23February 10, 2024 6:03 PM

He's a coward, R23.

by Anonymousreply 24February 10, 2024 6:06 PM

R23 - exactly - all of these terms to avoid saying gay is annoying as fuck. As if there's some brand new different sexuality around and he's so unique.

Meaningless word used to appear mysterious.

He sucks dicks folks.

by Anonymousreply 25February 10, 2024 6:08 PM

And he only signed up to be a matador to get access to swirling capes, tasselled bolero jackets and polyester pop socks.

by Anonymousreply 26February 10, 2024 6:23 PM

[quote]He sucks dicks folks

The few articles I saw all repeated the "pansexual" of Alcalde's statement, then arrived rather quickly if less colorfully to R25's summation.

by Anonymousreply 27February 10, 2024 6:23 PM

This would not have happened if Ava Gardner was still alive.

by Anonymousreply 28February 10, 2024 6:24 PM

Who is not seduced by the traje de luces?

by Anonymousreply 29February 10, 2024 6:24 PM

His training involved watching Madonna's Take a Bow on repeat.

by Anonymousreply 30February 10, 2024 6:25 PM

Coming out at "pansexual" means nothing.

by Anonymousreply 31February 10, 2024 6:28 PM
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