"'Boarding Group 7' ... what does that even MEAN?"
Let's be things Casey DeSantis is saying today!
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 23, 2024 9:07 PM |
Let's be those fuckin' painted eyebrows!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | January 21, 2024 10:21 PM |
"I know you've had a hard day, honey, so yes, I'll strap it on tonight for you."
by Anonymous | reply 2 | January 21, 2024 10:22 PM |
I'm the face of crazy!
by Anonymous | reply 3 | January 21, 2024 10:22 PM |
More stencils! My eyebrows aren’t thick enough!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | January 21, 2024 10:23 PM |
I'm Casey, and I'm about to go on vacation!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | January 21, 2024 10:23 PM |
"Ronnie, have you seen the receipt for my inauguration gloves?"
by Anonymous | reply 6 | January 21, 2024 10:24 PM |
"If you think I'm gonna go back to taking care of those fucking kids, you've got another think coming, Ron."
by Anonymous | reply 7 | January 21, 2024 10:24 PM |
We're Casey's and Ronda's kids, and it sucks to be us.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | January 21, 2024 10:24 PM |
"I must buy another pillbox hat and some gloves!"
by Anonymous | reply 9 | January 21, 2024 10:26 PM |
"My EYEBROWS!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 10 | January 21, 2024 10:26 PM |
I WILL BE THE NEXT JACKIE KENNEDY!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | January 21, 2024 10:28 PM |
My heart has sunk into Ron’s boots.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | January 21, 2024 10:29 PM |
"Jackie on Assistance, grant me strength!"
by Anonymous | reply 13 | January 21, 2024 10:32 PM |
She's not saying anything. She's sitting on the floor in her bedroom wearing her inaugural gown she already had custom made while ugly crying and sobbing with mascara running down her face and eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's she will later throw up.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | January 21, 2024 10:38 PM |
"Yes, I AM a cunt, but have you met my husband?"
by Anonymous | reply 15 | January 21, 2024 10:40 PM |
“You, pool boy! Stick it in me and cheer me up!!”
by Anonymous | reply 16 | January 21, 2024 10:40 PM |
Ron is taking this hard. He needs to accept Lindsey’s invitation to get together in Mar-a-Lago for a few days to be consoled, and both will make a joint appearance afterwards with Donald on the lanai.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | January 21, 2024 10:44 PM |
Fine, fine! I don't give a damn! I don't care anymore! In fact, fuck all this, I'm going to Disney--
Oh shit! I can't do that either!!!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | January 21, 2024 10:45 PM |
Does she use liquid shoe polish for those eyebrows?
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 21, 2024 10:48 PM |
I'm feeling a little Amy Winehouse today!
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 21, 2024 10:52 PM |
*flagrantly ripping off the refrain from Divine Missy Eliot’s “Cool off”*
“Cho-la, Cho-la, chola chola, cho-lah”
by Anonymous | reply 21 | January 21, 2024 10:53 PM |
You just had to wear those fucking boots, didn't you Ron!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | January 21, 2024 10:58 PM |
The bigger the eyebrows the closer to god!
by Anonymous | reply 23 | January 21, 2024 11:08 PM |
Are those really her eyebrows? Or did someone photoshop that?
If she really paints them on like that - fucking YIKES!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | January 21, 2024 11:09 PM |
More like Maria Callas than Jackie Kennedy. Maria Callas without the voice.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | January 21, 2024 11:09 PM |
There is talk she is going to run for governor as he is term-limited out.
So she’s likely saying, “Our next campaign will be bigger and better!”
by Anonymous | reply 26 | January 21, 2024 11:15 PM |
R16, this is supposed to be about Casey, not her husband :-)
by Anonymous | reply 27 | January 21, 2024 11:17 PM |
Ronnie, bring me the ax!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 28 | January 21, 2024 11:18 PM |
Republicans don’t trust women who aren’t bleach blonde 👱🏻♀️ know-it-alls
by Anonymous | reply 29 | January 21, 2024 11:23 PM |
I bet it will actually be more like when Minnie Castevet chews out Roman after Terry Gionoffrio's death in "Rosemary's Baby."
"Sometimes I wonder how you're the governor of anything!"
by Anonymous | reply 30 | January 21, 2024 11:31 PM |
I’m getting Dangerous Liaisons vibes right about now.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | January 21, 2024 11:34 PM |
But ya ARE, Ron!
Ya ARE a failure!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | January 21, 2024 11:34 PM |
I can let my mustache grow in again and go back to my Groucho tribute act.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | January 21, 2024 11:41 PM |
Woke -1 Rhonda & Casey Anthony- 0
by Anonymous | reply 34 | January 21, 2024 11:45 PM |
The real picture doesn't look much better than the doctored one
by Anonymous | reply 36 | January 21, 2024 11:55 PM |
R36, you’re right but when you poke fun at a terrible person’s ridiculousness and get caught using doctored pictures you look as bad as they do.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | January 21, 2024 11:59 PM |
No meatballs for Ron!
by Anonymous | reply 38 | January 21, 2024 11:59 PM |
Dialing a divorce lawyer a friend recommended to her ….
by Anonymous | reply 39 | January 22, 2024 12:18 AM |
R37, no, using a picture to mock Casey DeSantis is not actually as bad as being a far right fascist like she is
by Anonymous | reply 40 | January 22, 2024 12:24 AM |
Why is her blush bruise colored? She looks like she's rotting
by Anonymous | reply 41 | January 22, 2024 12:24 AM |
R40, let me rephrase, it gives her defenders the ability to say “You’re nothing but a liar who uses doctored images!” whenever you actually make substantive criticisms of her and her 5’11”-in-heels husband.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | January 22, 2024 12:28 AM |
"What do you MEAN I can't 'charge it to the campaign' any more?"
by Anonymous | reply 43 | January 22, 2024 3:21 AM |
You mean we arrested all those black voters for NOTHING?!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 44 | January 22, 2024 3:23 AM |
Where did I put my elbow length gloves? I need to look my best in my husband's quitting pictures.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | January 22, 2024 3:33 AM |
Another Republican whore-wife.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | January 22, 2024 3:35 AM |
I refuse to believe OP's pic is real/unedited.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | January 22, 2024 4:59 AM |
R17 makes sense, Casey. Puddin’ is heading to visit with Miss Lindsey, not Walt Disney.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | January 22, 2024 1:37 PM |
Are you CERTAIN that Tim Scott is engaged?
by Anonymous | reply 49 | January 22, 2024 1:45 PM |
For someone who is white nationalist adjacent, she has the eyebrows of a chola.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | January 22, 2024 1:59 PM |
E49 Mushmouth has whiter teeth compared to Scott. Yeah, that elusive girlfriend must be a phantom. Closeted politicians make up lies to hide their social life and sexuality. Very few are convincing.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | January 22, 2024 2:21 PM |
Miss Tree looks like she putting over a new scam shell game
by Anonymous | reply 52 | January 22, 2024 2:27 PM |
Just call me "Jackie No" 🤡
by Anonymous | reply 53 | January 22, 2024 2:30 PM |
Yesterday: White House Jackie
Today: White House Betty Ford
by Anonymous | reply 54 | January 22, 2024 2:35 PM |
Today : genuine cheery Elizabeth Dole
by Anonymous | reply 55 | January 22, 2024 2:46 PM |
"What??!! How would I know if we have any chocolate pudding in the fridge, you fucking loser!!!! You disgust me!!!! You make me wish the cancer had taken me, you lousy fat motherfucker!!!"
by Anonymous | reply 56 | January 22, 2024 3:01 PM |
"Get up, goddamn you- I'm tired of LOSING!!"
by Anonymous | reply 57 | January 22, 2024 3:20 PM |
What am I gonna do with all those crappy capes now?
by Anonymous | reply 58 | January 22, 2024 3:30 PM |
Honey, I need more free passes to Disneyworld. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
by Anonymous | reply 59 | January 22, 2024 3:50 PM |
“Hey Carlota, call my lawyer, I need to file papers by the end of the week.”
by Anonymous | reply 60 | January 22, 2024 3:55 PM |
[quote]What am I gonna do with all those crappy capes now?
Donate them them to the Florida drag queens you've done so much to repress. They are the only people that would ever seriously consider wearing them.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | January 22, 2024 4:00 PM |
Hello Donatella, I'll have to cancel my order. *sniff*
by Anonymous | reply 62 | January 22, 2024 6:50 PM |
Donald Junior-- call me!
by Anonymous | reply 63 | January 22, 2024 6:54 PM |
"Hey Carlota, call my lawyer, I need to file papers by the end of the week.”
I sorrey , Miss- but the Mister he file alreddy... and my name is Consuela.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | January 22, 2024 8:39 PM |
[quote] Honey, I need more free passes to Disneyworld. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?
The DeSantises are persona non grata at Disney properties for all eternity.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | January 22, 2024 10:53 PM |
R65, you claim to be Consuela, but you sound like a Rosario.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | January 23, 2024 8:13 PM |
[quote]Where did I put my elbow-length gloves?
Um, R45, Honey.....?
by Anonymous | reply 69 | January 23, 2024 9:01 PM |
She needs to take her hedge clippers and trim back those eyebrows.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | January 23, 2024 9:07 PM |