Let's be things Casey DeSantis is saying today!

Let's be those fuckin' painted eyebrows!

"I know you've had a hard day, honey, so yes, I'll strap it on tonight for you."

I'm the face of crazy!

More stencils! My eyebrows aren’t thick enough!

I'm Casey, and I'm about to go on vacation!

"Ronnie, have you seen the receipt for my inauguration gloves?"

"If you think I'm gonna go back to taking care of those fucking kids, you've got another think coming, Ron."

We're Casey's and Ronda's kids, and it sucks to be us.

"I must buy another pillbox hat and some gloves!"

"My EYEBROWS!!!"

I WILL BE THE NEXT JACKIE KENNEDY!

My heart has sunk into Ron’s boots.

"Jackie on Assistance, grant me strength!"

She's not saying anything. She's sitting on the floor in her bedroom wearing her inaugural gown she already had custom made while ugly crying and sobbing with mascara running down her face and eating a pint of Ben & Jerry's she will later throw up.

"Yes, I AM a cunt, but have you met my husband?"

“You, pool boy! Stick it in me and cheer me up!!”

Ron is taking this hard. He needs to accept Lindsey’s invitation to get together in Mar-a-Lago for a few days to be consoled, and both will make a joint appearance afterwards with Donald on the lanai.

Fine, fine! I don't give a damn! I don't care anymore! In fact, fuck all this, I'm going to Disney--

Oh shit! I can't do that either!!!

Does she use liquid shoe polish for those eyebrows?

I'm feeling a little Amy Winehouse today!

*flagrantly ripping off the refrain from Divine Missy Eliot’s “Cool off”*

“Cho-la, Cho-la, chola chola, cho-lah”

You just had to wear those fucking boots, didn't you Ron!

The bigger the eyebrows the closer to god!

Are those really her eyebrows? Or did someone photoshop that?

If she really paints them on like that - fucking YIKES!

More like Maria Callas than Jackie Kennedy. Maria Callas without the voice.

There is talk she is going to run for governor as he is term-limited out.

So she’s likely saying, “Our next campaign will be bigger and better!”

R16, this is supposed to be about Casey, not her husband :-)

Ronnie, bring me the ax!!!!

Republicans don’t trust women who aren’t bleach blonde 👱🏻‍♀️ know-it-alls

I bet it will actually be more like when Minnie Castevet chews out Roman after Terry Gionoffrio's death in "Rosemary's Baby."

"Sometimes I wonder how you're the governor of anything!"

I’m getting Dangerous Liaisons vibes right about now.

But ya ARE, Ron!

Ya ARE a failure!

I can let my mustache grow in again and go back to my Groucho tribute act.

Woke -1 Rhonda & Casey Anthony- 0

That picture is doctored.

The real picture doesn't look much better than the doctored one

R36, you’re right but when you poke fun at a terrible person’s ridiculousness and get caught using doctored pictures you look as bad as they do.

No meatballs for Ron!

Dialing a divorce lawyer a friend recommended to her ….

R37, no, using a picture to mock Casey DeSantis is not actually as bad as being a far right fascist like she is

Why is her blush bruise colored? She looks like she's rotting

R40, let me rephrase, it gives her defenders the ability to say “You’re nothing but a liar who uses doctored images!” whenever you actually make substantive criticisms of her and her 5’11”-in-heels husband.

"What do you MEAN I can't 'charge it to the campaign' any more?"

You mean we arrested all those black voters for NOTHING?!!!!!!!

Where did I put my elbow length gloves? I need to look my best in my husband's quitting pictures.

Another Republican whore-wife.

I refuse to believe OP's pic is real/unedited.

R17 makes sense, Casey. Puddin’ is heading to visit with Miss Lindsey, not Walt Disney.

Are you CERTAIN that Tim Scott is engaged?

For someone who is white nationalist adjacent, she has the eyebrows of a chola.

E49 Mushmouth has whiter teeth compared to Scott. Yeah, that elusive girlfriend must be a phantom. Closeted politicians make up lies to hide their social life and sexuality. Very few are convincing.

Miss Tree looks like she putting over a new scam shell game

Just call me "Jackie No" 🤡

Yesterday: White House Jackie

Today: White House Betty Ford

Today : genuine cheery Elizabeth Dole

"What??!! How would I know if we have any chocolate pudding in the fridge, you fucking loser!!!! You disgust me!!!! You make me wish the cancer had taken me, you lousy fat motherfucker!!!"

"Get up, goddamn you- I'm tired of LOSING!!"

What am I gonna do with all those crappy capes now?

Honey, I need more free passes to Disneyworld. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?

“Hey Carlota, call my lawyer, I need to file papers by the end of the week.”

[quote]What am I gonna do with all those crappy capes now?

Donate them them to the Florida drag queens you've done so much to repress. They are the only people that would ever seriously consider wearing them.

Hello Donatella, I'll have to cancel my order. *sniff*

Donald Junior-- call me!

“My friend Pam Bondi”

"Hey Carlota, call my lawyer, I need to file papers by the end of the week.”

I sorrey , Miss- but the Mister he file alreddy... and my name is Consuela.

[quote] Honey, I need more free passes to Disneyworld. WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO?

The DeSantises are persona non grata at Disney properties for all eternity.

R65, you claim to be Consuela, but you sound like a Rosario.

Meanwhile, in Tallahassee...

[quote]Where did I put my elbow-length gloves?

Um, R45, Honey.....?

She needs to take her hedge clippers and trim back those eyebrows.