Our dear Jacob in bell bottoms 🥵

I've never heard of him.

I like Jacob but he looks way too thin these days. Has he become a coke fiend since finding his LA "it boy" life?

How many more flops can this himbo endure?

R3 neither Priscilla or Saltburn have been viewed as flops. They were both tiny budget films, especially Priscilla.

Nobody fucking asked you to chime in with your usual wrong information.

he reminds me of cary grant.

he can do a homo film about that scott guy.

This nothing is no Cary Grant, R6, FFS.

At first I misread the thread title as “Oh Dear, Taco Bell Bottoms.”

old, ugly & bitter, r7?

....

You don't become the new king when neither of your films can gross even $20m at the box office.

lol, r8

No bulge. Why won't he give us what we want?

R6 yes!!! He would be great casting for Grant only he’s too tall

Those pants make his legs look like matchsticks — not a sexy look for a guy OP is trying to promote as a major new star and sex symbol.

He needs to eat more and bulk up.

R10 I hope he puts back on the weight he had when he filmed Saltburn and did that GQ spread. He looked PERFECT. ABSOLUTELY gorgeous. I hope him having to lose so much weight for that WWII series doesn’t have a permanent effect on his face. Good thing is he’s still young so things can snap back easily still

he was WAY too tall for elvis. grant was tall and lanky...right?

R11 again, both are considered hits. And yes, they are despite you continuing to say otherwise. Priscilla was a micro budget film. And yes, it was.

Saltburn earned more worldwide than Promising Young Woman, another film deemed a hit with $18 million globally.

[quote] R11 again, both are considered hits. And yes, they are despite you continuing to say otherwise. Priscilla was a micro budget film. And yes, it was.

You've proven time and again you don't know shit about anything. It was laughable, but at this point it's just humiliating for you.

R20 mimicking what we tell you all the time doesn’t work when you are the wrong that is ALWAYS wrong and redtagged lmao

I like the look of flared pants, bell bottoms, what have you, on women.

But, even though anything would look good on Elordi, I still think men, including him, should stick to classic straight width.

And no human alive looks good in skinny pants, jeggings, leotards unless they're jeans and you're wearing them tucked into tall shafted boots.

He has the hips of a prepubescent girl.

He is perfect. Only our dear Paul can rival him.

For having the oddest faces of any leading men in Hollywood today. Of course, next to someone like Adam Driver, they're male supermodels.

Only Jacob is conventionally hot. He’s the definition of a “babe”.

Why punish someone with 70’s “fashion”? I lived through it, don’t want to see any of it, except maybe from Halston, ever again.

[quote][R3] neither Priscilla or Saltburn have been viewed as flops. They were both tiny budget films, especially Priscilla.

Regardless of its budget, any film that does not make a profit is a bomb.

Those two films definitely qualify.

And it's even worse that they couldn't recoup their small budgets.

R28 idk about Saltburn but Priscilla definitely did.

Priscilla cost $10 million to make. It’s earned $27 million at the box office.

He's goofy tall. Plus his face looks extremely deformed, especially from certain angles.

This is what “deformed” looks like.

This is “deformed”.

[quote]Priscilla cost $10 million to make. It’s earned $27 million at the box office.

Wikipedia says its budget was $20 million.

Wanna know what’s funny about r34. If you read the other thread he accuses others of not knowing what they’re talking about when he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Priscilla’s box office was deemed successful. Movies like Priscilla are never expected to make a lot.

R34 that’s an inflated number. Anyone can post on Wikipedia.

The budget was so small that Coppola debated on making a raffle to a Jacob Elordi pickleball game to raise money. They didn’t give her much money.

What a weird looking guy.

They don't specify in the articles at R35 and R36 what the "low budget" was, but $20 million is considered low budget in Hollywood, especially in this day and age.

A lot of indie films cost around that much.

The fact is, if a movie cost $20 million to make and has only grossed $27 million, then it has definitely NOT recouped nor been profitable and is a bomb.

Even if, say, its budget was only $10 million, well, then you'll also need to include the promotional costs, which is usually double the budget.

The face of a sloth, with an ass that's just as flat.

The sum, alas, is not as great as its parts.

He’s a beauty but needs to gain back the weight.

Bell bottom must never return.

What happened to the Jacob lover?

R9 It was someone who knows what Cary Grant was like. Let's not let that get in the way of bad casting, though!

R42 Too late.

He looks like Mackenzie Phillips in the opening credits of One Day at a Time.

Not a lot of actors can play Elvis and Cary Grant. What about JFK? JFK Jr.? John Wilkes Booth?

[quote] Bell bottom must never return.

I wore them, to great acclaim, at a recent '70s party. They fit my frame very well. A bell bottoms revival is long overdue.