Janet Stuns in London Monochromatic Look

She looks like the Michelin tire man.

Has she lost weight?

She must’ve just gotten off the red eye from LA.

Lost weight???? 🤣. She's back shopping at Lane Bryant again

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I like how they worked "chunky" into the caption. 👍

They were being complementary R6.

They make it sound like Janet isn’t typically papped in sweats. Google her name and sweatpants and you’ll see that every time she’s been seen in the street over the last five years she’s in sweats.

She's trying to cover up how grossly obese she is R8. She fails as usual.

Janet's weight has been yo-yo-ing for years. She packs on pounds during her off days, then trains hard for her concert tours. That's got to put a heavy strain on her body.

Meanwhile Boy George is in Miami engaging every chubby 60 year old Black woman passerby as Janet Jackson.

R5/DARK MINGE LORD, didn't you self-banish away from DL? I suggest you take your own advice and fuck off.

She was an adorable little girl, and was attractive as an adult, once upon a time. I like Janet Jackson, but wish she'd go ahead and shave her nose completely off, because I specifically cannot fucking stand the hack job Michael's doctor did on her. But that entire family is fucked.

When she's not performing, Janet always dresses in sweats. However, when she gets dressed up, she is stunning. This is from last year...

R14 Photoshop much? It's so obvious here.

She almost doesn't have enough nose to keep her glasses up.

Fans always post photoshopped stuff as evidence that their faves are looking good.

[quote][R14] Photoshop much? It's so obvious here.

What's obvious is that you're a moron.

This pic of Janet was in today's Variety

She looks like she's doing a show in Branson. How fucking cheap can you get? I guess that's what happens when you have to give your concert tickets away for free with every Uber ride, even if people don't want them.

R21 Let this be a warning to Madonna.

She fat.

She's always been grossly obese R23. Just like her insane fans.

I'm stunned, all right. Stunned by how fat she is now! She's big as a house!

My girl just posted a video today on social media, looking lovely as always and expressing her excitement for the continuation of her critically and commercially successful tour from last year. She also shouted out Europe, which means that she’s taking her successful show across the pond later this year. ❤️❤️❤️

Did OP just write slay queen? Over an image of a chubby frumpy Janet Jackson?

She’s gorgeous at R26. That’s how a woman of a certain age (ahem) should look.

[quote] She’s gorgeous at [R26]. That’s how a woman of a certain age (ahem) should look.

Fat, bad plastic surgery and baby hairs? If you say so.

Clear skin, youthful, happy, down-to-Earth and free from Botox, butt implants, lip injections and drah-ma.

Mooooo.

Those enormous fake cheek implants look ridiculous now that she’s elderly and fat.

[quote]She’s gorgeous at R26.

I especially like how she's wearing a huge sweater and crossing her arms in front of her to try to hide how fat she is now.

🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄

I'll give her props. I respect her staying with Baja Fresh because her old commercials brought her back from the brink of obscurity.

Oh goddamn, that’s gross.

Even the VPL.

Leave it to CowMouth to ruin even that.

Doesn’t Madonna have 8 years on Miss Jackson?

Yes, and Janet has 180lbs on Madonna.

[quote]Doesn’t Madonna have 8 years on Miss Jackson?

Eight years, two batwings, a whole plastic face and an inflatable ass to go along with it.

[quote] Justify My Irrelevancy

Okay, Jabba, I will. You worship a nepo baby who only has a career thanks to three men. She never wrote a song in her entire life, hasn't been relevant since she unleashed her saggy mammary 20 years ago, and had to give tickets away to her last tour with Uber rides. Oh yeah, and she bankrupted a state fair.

All that and she's all the way down at #79.

Have I justified your irrelevancy enough? Cause I sure did Flabba's.

Sorry R41, but I couldn't make it much past sentence #2. What was it that you were going on about again?

Madonna's batwings are the only things I see flabba-ing.

Can it breathe without a nose?

[quote] Sorry [R41], but I couldn't make it much past sentence #2. What was it that you were going on about again?

Maybe I should jam an entire box of Little Debbies in my mouth and say it to you again. You'd probably understand it then.

She invented painted on abs!

Stunning! She looks like a circus fat lady, and I'm stunned!

[quote]Maybe I should jam an entire box of Little Debbies in my mouth

For you, that’s just a light snack.

Making winter cool, "Feedback" singer Janet Jackson, 72, steps out in bulky winter wear looking ready to ride a bison-drawn sled into the Golden Arches. Looking curvy and pleadingly plump, the "Nutty Professor" supporting player evoked the casual glamour of movie icon Gabourey “Gabby” Sidibe.

WHET Janbot?

^I’m right here, darling.

You'll have to excuse R50, Jabba. He has no nose (much like your fat idol), so was unable to smell you.

Duchess of Little Debbie’s.

She’s glowing at R26. How a woman her age should look.

She's glowing because she's been rubbed in butter to get her through the tour bus door.

Janbot seriously needs to get laid.

[quote]She’s glowing at [R26].

It's the grease from the fried chicken she just ate.

Gorgeous, and I loved that little giggle at the end. Janet is QUEEN.

Faggots know nothing of a woman and her internal glow.

[quote]Faggots know nothing of a woman and her internal glow.

In this case, faggots have excellent taste. What a tub o' lard.

[quote]In this case, faggots have excellent taste.

I think not, and that includes you, the biggest one of all.

Look, it's Michael Jackson's sister!

[quote]Look, it's Michael Jackson's sister!

LaToya?

No, the fat one!

Queen Janet always stuns, sweats or other.

R5 why are you still here? Didn't you announce your dramatic departure, supported by an overwhelming YES in your poll, just weeks ago?

R65, that was my question. Why is Dark MINGE Lord still darkening our doorstep?

If we have to put up with the bloated homophobic gasbag that is Jabba, then DGL is totally welcome.

Marchioness of Mallomars.

Dark MINGE Lord banished herself, so she is NOT welcome.

And Janbot continues to own you fuckers.

[quote]And Janbot continues to own you fuckers.

It doesn't even own its own home, it lives in its mother's basement.

[quote]It doesn't even own its own home, it lives in its mother's basement.

That guy is doing what Janet does best, opening his mouth.

Whisper coo!

Yawn R72 and double-yawn R73.

You try harder, Peecake/Jabba.

Does anyone have any photos of her from the last couple of days walking in the Baja Fresh show during Paris Fashion Week?

R76 must be plumb out of AZT.

PBI... I think Janet looks pretty good.

Indeed, R81. And particularly in comparison to GrandMadonna.

Jabba talking to itself again.

R83, that's what every Janet thread devolves into.

A lot of sexless fags in here.

Oh i see the Big picture now.....teacake is actually janet her larger than life self, posting all the "pro Janet" threads. All the while acting like its just little ole me....Teacake.

Empress of Eclairs

^Fauntleroy of Faggots.

Call me if you need my crane to move around, Janet! Us, big girls, must stick together!

Oh Chrissy, darling, even when I was at my most zaftig, I still looked like a pencil in comparison.

R89 = Empress of Excrement

Harpo got a new girl named Janet. She's a big girl.

R92, Queen of Queers.

R89 & r96 = Imperatrix of Internalized Homophobia

JanBot vs reality will never not be amusing to me.

She looks like Don Lemon in the OP.

Damn she looks like someone’s grandma there R101. Which, to be fair, she could be.

Is that photoshopped?

She looks like a homeless penguin waddling around the city.

[quote]Is that photoshopped?

It’s AI, genius. Janet today is the gorgeous being you see at R26. Her radiance is making the decrepit homos of DL beside themselves with anger.

R98 - Paragon of Pole smokers.

R101, that's Auntie Janet walking to the Chik-Fil-A in Tarzana.

Bootylicious.

Haters gonna hate

I mean, we know what she really looks like without filters and makeup at R101. So your pic at R108 doesn’t impress.

What you don’t know, R109, could just about fill up two stadiums. That is AI at R101, Rose. Look at R26 for the real Janet today. And stop being such a willfully obtuse sissy.

R110 I thought you were joking about it being AI. I’m the one who asked if it was photoshopped because it seemed questionable so calm your bitch tits JanBot.

She looks like a homeless man.

That is what R113 says whenever he looks at himself in a mirror.

R112 Wrapping her bulk in multiple layers of black cowhide may invite an unflattering comparison.

Miss Jackson loves her leather.

^Another obviously fake AI fake.

R116 She looks so miserable, like she hasn't eaten anything in the last 20 minutes.. She can't breathe in that cheap, tacky diarrhea-colored vinyl.

Grand Duchess of Godfather's Pizza

R121, Grand Poobah of Gaping Fag Fudgepacking Hole.

She should leave her nose alone and remove her mouth instead, no more eating and no more "singing!"

[quote]Janet Stuns in London Monochromatic Look

In related news, Helen Keller is in London!

A lack of knowledge of how sweatpants indicate criminality in London is no excuse

Peace

And the Madonna threads R84.

How many Madonna concerts has Jabba been to today do we think? 3 or 4?

“Mommy, who is Janet Jackson?”

[quote]“Mommy, who is Janet Jackson?”

She is the least talented Michael Jackson's sister, honey.

[quote]“Mommy, who is Janet Jackson?”

"I don't know honey"...

The only place I actually see people still talk about Janet is on DL. She’s not somebody who is much in the headlines these days.

[quote]The only place I actually see people still talk about Janet is on DL. She’s not somebody who is much in the headlines these days.

Then perhaps you should venture outside of the trailer park sometimes.

[quote]“Mommy, who is Janet Jackson?”

“She’s the iconic pop icon who made it possible for your fave to have a career, hon.”

Yawn at R127 showing a years-old photo as if it’s some kind of flex. Meanwhile, this was Janet last November looking snatched at Christian Siriano’s wedding…

[quote]Then perhaps you should venture outside of the trailer park sometimes.

Only if you venture outside of Janet's stinky pussy. Deal?

at r136 they pressed so much fat inside that dress that Janet seems to be struggling to breathe.

R138 is a fag with no taste or discernment.

Did you run out of bananas, r139?

Just the ones you’ve shoved up your diseased hole, R140.

Well, eat them, dear.

Janet is a child molester apologist!

Fuck her and that whole family!

^Go sit in a corner, gramps.

The truth hurts, right, Jabba?

The truth about faggots?

"The word is that she can't stop eating and is having trouble breathing and moving around," an insider told the outlet. "There's a real fear if she isn't able to lose the weight, she might have to cancel the rest of her tour!"

[quote]The truth about faggots?

No, the truth of how your idol's brother fucked little boys, and she went along with it in exchange for a LITTLE fame.

The only thing little about Janet is her fame.

LOL at how “faggots” is such a trigger word.

My precious!

Sweetie at R133, Janet Jackson is an icon. She was never the fame whore that many of her contemporaries were (and still are) because she grew up famous. She also does not have to be in the headlines everyday for topics such as bad plastic surgery, embarrassing social media posts and for being sued by fans like Madonna, a person for who any press is good press. Her relevancy is in the multitude of today’s pop stars who show her influence in their own work, and who are where they are today part and parcel because of the road Janet paved for them.

We’ll just leave this here…

Jabba has been disrespected!

Reparations now!!

Jabba just needs to start taking her meds again.

[quote] Then perhaps you should venture outside of the trailer park sometimes.

Jabba, you'd open your diseased piss flaps to anyone who would give you a bed for the night, so don't be so haughty. You'd be lucky to score a trailer.

Contessa DI Cannoli

R153 She's one of the only fame whores in history cancelled for being too vulgar.

Look at that disgusting udder. She was canceled for grossing America out.

She’s got to stop messing with her nose. Like her brother, she’s obsessed with her nose.

And now she has to lose 80 lbs, and whittling off the rest of that nose isn't gonna help like it did years ago.

This is what killed Luther.

R163 Luther had been suffering from ill health for years, including Ménière's disease, vertigo, fainting, tinnitus, and a cataract in one eye.[238] From 1531 to 1546, his health deteriorated further. In 1536, he began to suffer from kidney and bladder stones, arthritis, and an ear infection ruptured an ear drum. In December 1544, he began to feel the effects of angina.[239]

[quote]She’s got to stop messing with her nose. Like her brother, she’s obsessed with her nose.

True! I don't care if their daddy made fun of their noses when they were kids, she is a grown woman.

[quote]Look at that disgusting udder. She was canceled for grossing America out.

Spoken like a true gay man.

when you have no voice you have o do something. it backfired.

Stretch marked udder. I love how Jabba posts a photos that's five years pre-Superbowl, where Flabba is wearing a corset and push up bra to try and make it seem like her tits aren't the nasty droops they were when she tanked her rapidly falling career.

R168 is clearly a HUGE Janet fan. Only a Janet fan would know that that gorgeous pic at R166 is from the 1999 VMAs (and no, you would NOT know by seeing the "9" behind her on the blue background).

[quote]when she tanked her rapidly falling career.

You mean by showing up two hours late for a show and being sued by the two fans she has left?

[quote] (and no, you would NOT know by seeing the "9" behind her on the blue background).

You're right. I knew it by seeing the 99 behind her on the blue background, you fucking moron gorilla.

You're a lying faggot, R171. Just admit it. You're also a HUGE Janet fan. I think I've cracked the code. I can understand why she probably screamed and ran as you approached her for an autograph, though.

^More AI foolishness.

I do remember reading that she has a weakness for fruit tarts. This was back in the nineties.

[quote] You're a lying faggot, [R171]. Just admit it. You're also a HUGE Janet fan. I think I've cracked the code. I can understand why she probably screamed and ran as you approached her for an autograph, though.

Jabba, if you're going to try and gaslight, can you at least be entertaining?

Oh, right.

R170 - people have tried to sue Madonna in the past for her tardiness on stage and all the lawsuits were dismissed. Every single one of them. The people suing Madonna aren't fans either. It's probably you.

That's never gonna happen R176. Unless you find the word "pressed" hilarious? Most don't.

Did Janet Jackson cancel European tour dates because of paltry ticket sales?

Being sued by fans is probably lower on Madonna’s worry list than her hatchet face and brittle body.

What is the faggot at R176 babbling about?

As sad as Madonna's face is, Janet is sadder, because all the work she had done was to make herself look white. So much self hate.

She's two steps off Michael Jackson's face R181. It won't be long. Wait till she gets to Madonna's age.

R181, despite what she's done to her face, Janet has not forgotten her roots.

Ok I see the outfit but where’s the stun gun?

R183 LOL! She's the Footwear News Queen! Bow down!

R183 Selling herself in Qatar. She is not an ally.

Janet SLAYS!

Grandmadonna DECAYS!

The only thing she slays is her nose.

She also slays State Fairs.

And the fajita platter at Baja Fresh!

What the fuck is that thing on top of Flabba's head? Is that her snack purse?

To be fair, Madonna has been looking like a bit of an assclown herself lately.

Princess of Pastries

R194 - Purveyor of Pervy Fags.

R195 = Enabler of Empress of Entenmann’s…

Jabba, is there any money left in your welfare check to hire a joke writer, because your fat ass is getting smoked and you simply cannot keep up.

Archduchess of Apple Dumplings

R198 - Archduke of AIDS Victims

Madam of Macarons!

What's with the Herman Munster shoes?

When you look like a monster, you dress like a monster.

La Infanta of Little Debbies!

^Sultan of Sissy Marys.

[quote]When you look like a monster, you dress like a monster.

This is true.