The First Wives Club (1996)

Gerald and Betty Ford both loved this movie.

Let's smoke Cigars!

One hell of a cast!

There are only three roles for women in Hollywood- babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy.

She's butch!

I'm not one to criticize, but you have absolutely no feeling for noodles.

Windows are the eyes of the room and the valance...the valance is our eyebrows.

My client's and Miss Eliot's marriage resulted in many successful films Including "Inner Urges", "Human Instinct" and "Animal Nature" in which she played a sensuous veterinarian.

So, what's going on in there? Is it just lot of battered women dancing?

Who?! Guns ‘N Roses?!

R8 No!

It is My client's and Miss Eliot's marriage resulted in many successful films Including "Inner Urges," "Human Instinct," and, my personal favorite, "Animal Nature" in which she played a sensuous veterinarian.

I feel like everyone can relate to one of the main three.

I am the Annie/Diane Keaton character.

"My, my the bulimia has certainly paid off."

I'm Monique! And you can be my mom!

Angela Lansbury is Monique's mother.

Shelley Winters is Monique's mother.

Sean Connery is Monique's mother.... Wait.... I take that back... Sean Connery is Monique's boyfriend. He might be 300 years old, but he's still a stud.

Daddy? I'm a Lesbian. A big one.

I remember when I watched it in the theaters thinking, "Sarah Jessica Parker is certainly washed up for good."

Meh,

This movie is for certain types of homosexuals and FRAUS- Fraus LOVE this type of movie.

And on such pretty stationery…

I’m not happy, Maurice!

You vindictive sack of silicone!

Gunilla was a first, second, third, and fourth wife

Fork!

I have feelings! I’m an actress! I have ALL OF THEM!

Jackie O had one just like it

Probably Eurotrash! Come on! Teach them a lesson!

I always felt Annie's mother (Eileen Heckart) and Brenda's uncle (Philip Bosco) got together at the end.

Now, here I am! Taste Central.

R18 what kind of homosexual?

This is delicious! Usually, I bring my own dressing, that fat-free ranch stuff. But this is restaurant quality!

R18 is the kind of homosexual that goes on gay cruises.

Lamborghini!

Oh honey, you’re 46; a woman your age has a better chance of being slaughtered by a psychopath.

I know... why don't you write each of them a nice note.. or maybe send a hanging plant... just a suggestion

Don't get mad, get everything!

How old are you?

It was the 60’s!

Such a fun movie, except the dancing at the end

Your lips!

Fun movie. A rainy day favorite. The book was completely different. Quite a bit more dramatic.

r17=Kim Cattrall

[quote]Starring Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn, Bette Midler, Stockard Channing, Dan Hedaya, Victor Garber, Stephen Collins, Eileen Hackart, Philip Bosco, Jennifer Dundas, Bronson Pinchot, Marcia Gay Harden, Sarah Jessica Parker, Elizabeth Berkley, James Naughton, Timothy Olyphant, Heather Locklear, Edward Hibbert, Rob Reiner, and MAGGIE SMITH

EXCUSE US!!!

[quote]Songs by Dionne Warwick

Miss Warwick does not write songs.

R42 Cameos

What did you ever win? A pie eating contest? Best digestion?

It says I BEAT MERYL

So formulaic. Hate these chic flix

Victor Garber. James Naughton. Stephen Collins. One gay. One nice. One sexual predator. All three hot as fuck.

It's Eileen HEckart, OP! Turn in your gay card!

Maybe Eduardo can decorate your cell. I see BARS.

That's Duarto. Duarto Feliz. And I'm still furious that I wasn't hired to design the Cynthia Swann Griffin center! Brenda has no loyalty whatsoever!

Maggie Smith "educating" Sarah Jessica Parker

[quote]R40 The book was completely different. Quite a bit more dramatic.

Bette’s character went lez in the novel.

Of course, we couldn’t have that…

R53 It would be believable if she did

“Well, I mean I supervise.” I’ve used that a lot.

[quote]R54 It would be believable if she did

She also loses a ton of weight because her new love (a real estate agent?) is a health food nut who introduces her to well prepared, natural foods.

"No one wanted to see Michael Douglas bag old lions, they wanted to see three lying old bags!"

Bette picks up Goldie's Oscar and pretends to read on it "I Beat Meryl!"

And on such pretty stationery.

Cone on! Teach her a lesson!

I have feelings! I’m an actress! I have ALL of them!

Who? Guns N Roses?!

Motha! Motha where are you? OVER HERE, BITCH.

You should have done your homework Bill. I did.

Apparently it went through a ton of re-editing before its release. The trailer shows a fight physical fight between midler and Parker at the department store that didn’t make into the Final Cut of the movie.

Jon Stewart’s part as a love interest for Goldie was completely cut out and Heather locklear and James naughton were almost completely cut out. I think there was supposed to be a snarky comment one of them made about Kathie Lee after she interviewed them that got cut out as well.

Jennifer Dundas was kind of the turd in the punch bowl in the movie.

The four actresses who played their younger selves at the beginning of the film were uncanny. It sounds like Bette, Goldie, Diane and Stockard dubbed their voices but the physical resemblance was spot on.

Goldie deserved a supporting actress nomination.

Can you imagine Faye Dunaway as Elyse? Allegedly, she auditioned. GUNILLA, PLEASE!

“He brought HER! to my son’s Bar Mitzvah!”

“…Is she a gift?”