Let’s be Words and Phrases that make you checkout of a conversation

"Tell me you're X without telling me you're X."

I don't know how to describe it, but it's how Sara Ramirez talks. Whatever that is, I can't listen.

"Holding space"

"Satisfying." I hear that word used way too many times a day.

“My A1C is….”

"I heard on Joe Rogan..." (Or any reference to similar douchebro media)

“As a [minority], I…”

"Do you feel me?"

R7- That's mild. What about-

As a person of color....

"First, I reached out to X, and then I reached out to Y . . . "

"Let's be clear..."

"My pronouns are..."

“You got this!”

Kudos.

On HGTV, every location in a house is constantly referred to as a "space."

We need to talk about the gay community's problem with X issue.

I see this on reddit. It's usually written by someone who has been out for four years and usually about something prissy like not liking public sex, twink porn, slutty clothes or non-monogamy.

"We need to have a conversation . . ."

(Translation: you need to STFU and listen to ME).

Someone using the adjective delicious regarding somethinng that is not food.

“Let me tell you about my journey…

“Now THIS tattoo is from my night in…

"This will make it POP!"

"My gynecologist said . . ."

"Do your own research!"

"Woke" anything.

"My rash still hasn't cleared up."

"Amazing"

I don’t know who needs to hear this but…

Saying the quiet part out loud

Let’s unpack…

Everyone’s talking about x but when are we going to talk about y

“what you need to do is…”

"Problematic"

"I use (blank) pronouns"

Horoscope loons

"boundaries"

“Checkout” when the poster means “check out”, OP.

Living rent free in your head

I axed you a question

"Let's be .... "

"I hope I don't get cancelled for saying this"

Queen Bey

"I'm the only one in my [large] family to not need to see a shrink/be diagnosed with mental issues."

"It is what it is."

"...standing in your knowing"

"I'm revelling in my feminine divine."

"I'm GAY... not QUEER!"

“…I’ll explain more about that in a moment…”

Do Better!

My ____ journey

(skin care, weight loss, hair color,,etc)

'No one is listening!' Yes we are - we're just not automatically agreeing.

"I'm queer, not gay!"

"Let's re-group tomorrow."

“I’m an empath”

Elevated as in elevated look. I've heard someone utter this maybe once but I read it all the time, enough already.

I appreciate you

"I hear you..."

"Cis"

I'm OUT!

“I’m an introvert but my work requires me to be an extrovert, and it e-x-h-a-u-s-ts me….

Narcissistic

Narcissism

Narc

Let me play devil’s advocate…

Would it be alright if I picked your brain?

"So I have some ideas about an office potluck and bringing our people together outside of their offices..."

OOOOH! Sounds GREAT - but I really have to go to the restroom before this Zoom call. Lemme know how it goes!

In response to the suggestion that there are some deranged folk on the NYC subway:

“New York is one of the safest big cities!”

“Crime is DOWN!”

Made by people who have never lived in NYC to those of us who do.

Be best.

I received a complaint from one of our offenders.

Trump was good for my money ..

R51 why?

"Woke" as a derisive term.

"Virtue signalling"

"President Trump"

I’ve been using “delicious” for non food ever since I heard Marilyn Monroe say it about subway vents.

R36 …Standing in your knowing? *barf*

Any unironic use of “problematic” or “my truth”.

"scan this QR code"

"Have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ?"

"I feel sorry for Melania."

I do my own research

“I read it on twitter…”

“Pussy in, pussy out. . . . “

" Okay, boomer."

" Let me show you pictures of the kids."

“Let’s not and say we did.”