59 year old Clive Owen bares ass on Monsieur Spade

About 10 years too late

Meh. Good for 59.

He still looks good. I'd take a gander.

This show does not look good from the advertisements.

I had no idea he was 59, I thought he was about ten years younger than that.

We strike again.

Clenches.

I'd clap those cheeks.

Daddy

I’d hit it!

I want to cleave Clive!

And the problem with him showing his bare butt is?

He looks good.

Is he still married? He and Hugh Jackman had the same taste in wives.

I’d eat it!

He could still get it.

The ass is meh but I'd still sit on his dick and jerk myself silly, exploding like a cum fountain all over that manly chest.

Mary, the things he does to me. Mercy!

probably a good idea to include nudity of actors of all ages so all of you can get over your phobias about aging

I can’t get past the age restriction bullshit, can someone please re-host the image elsewhere?

Is he a fag?

R18 No, figure it out

I love it. I find older men with decent bodies extremely sexy. Much hotter than some twenty-something with a six-pack. I'd slap that ass.

Looks fuckin hot to me. Between this and Jon Hamm’s Fargo nude scene, let’s make it a trend.

His ass is just okay but I’d definitely fuck him.

"Owen met his wife, Sarah-Jane Fenton, in 1988, when they were both taking part in a production of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet at the Young Vic Theatre in London. They began dating shortly after and married in March 1995. They have two daughters together."

Beard. No one is in a relationship since the 80s.

I have sufficient

He was at his peak in 2006 Children of Men - so early 40s.

[quote] Is he a fag? —Matt

That long ago ceased to be funny, and it's not even relevant here.

Try a new shtick, and please up your OCD meds.

6 episodes on AMC. I'm stuck in the house until this frigid cold snap lifts, and FARGO ends tomorrow night, so I'm in!

FARGO was so over-the-top in its violence I had to give up finishing the season. It was just too much maiming and torture (both physical and psychological). I'm always surprised people want to see that sort of stuff.

I am much more excited to see this.

Maybe Bridget O'Shaughnessy has been paroled and will show up!

R27 Incidentally, I don't get the Matt Damon fag(got) joke/comments.

Did he say something similar?

r31, do a Google search on Matt Damon and the slur term and you'll see where it came from.

R32 here ya go

Them's child bearing hips.

I'd do him.

I wouldn't have recognized him without OP identifying him. He looks fine for his age, but it seems like he’s somehow aged into a new face/person.

He’s not gay but has played many a gay in various projects

I agree [R36]. I didn't recognize him. I'm not being mean; I just didn't recognize him.

It's also streaming on Acorn.

I miss Clive's old Cinemax series, "The Knick."

I wish English actors would keep going to the gym. They'd all age better, look healthier, and be hotter.

AZ Nude says it’s a body double.

It's a weird series. It's so stately and slow and has mostly travel porn scenes of the South of France... it seems to have been made for people in their 60s who watch Masterpiece Theater and go on Viking River Cruises.

I'm on board, at least for now. There are a couple of moments when he really does resemble Bogart, fwiw.

Oh, god, that is a terrible ass, speaking as a decades old ass scientist. It does not even has the grace to have tan lines.

I also didn’t recognize him. He used to be so hot. I am actually seeing Murder at the End of the World but his face looks different here.

If this is a bod double, Clive should sue,

He looked quite respectable for his age coming out of that pool.

The series, it hasn't grabbed me yet. Nor has his performance. I think it might be good, though, and smarter than I was expecting, so I wasn't enough paying attention. For example how Spade is playing everyone. The obvious play is when he tells some characters he can't speak French. Maybe I'll watch the first episode again. If all the intrigue really adds up to something, it could be goo.

Remember, Maltese Falcon is a movie filled with pointless intrigue. It succeeds on atmosphere and acting.

He's ugly.

He’s had a bit of work done on his face.

I saw the first episode. I wanted it to be better. All the talk about the bad guy, the girl’s father, reminded me of The Thin Man, always about to show up, everyone talking about him, warning Spade but no one’s actually seen him.

More CliveAss in episode 2.

The French guy who's married to the bar owner looks like he should be a '70s/'80s porn star. He could be the love child of Harry Reems and Wade Nichols.

R48 Pictures, please!

could we please have les beaux culs of some of the young French men in this series?

[quote]FARGO was so over-the-top in its violence I had to give up finishing the season. It was just too much maiming and torture (both physical and psychological). I'm always surprised people want to see that sort of stuff.

Yes, Spade's nun massacre is much more acceptable.

He was hot in Closer

The I guy I referred to in R48. He's French, but his name is Stanley Weber.

R53 I can see it.

It’s slow going, but it’s a nice escape from all the other crap out there. I do love the scenery and saw Clive the other night on Jimmy Kimmel and he was so polite and shy. He was very endearing.

I'm having a hard time following the plot! What's the deal with the spooky little kid? Who is he and why was he turned over to that guy? And what's the deal with all those people lining up to shoot that one guy, , like in "Murder on the Orient Express?" And I take it the guy who was blinded with the hot water is the elusive Jean Phillipe, but what does he have to do with anything? And who killed all those nuns?

I can stick it out for the remaining two episodes, but Tom Fontana has some splainin' to do...

Did his butt have lots of moles on it, like his upper torso?

When did Clive play gay?

How funny! I’m reading “The Maltese Falcon” right now as of this reply.

I’m confused. The novel was published in 1929/1930. The series is supposed to take place in the 1960s. The Humphrey Bogart film version was released in 1941. Is this newer series going based on the timeline of the 1941 film version instead of the novel?

I’m glad I’m not the only one confused!

The French pornstar lookalike from R53 showed his nice ass on the most recent episode. Almost got a glimpse of the peen as well.

58- the only gay character I know of is Bent. In a rudimentary search that’s the only one that comes up. I enjoyed him in Guy Ritchie’s Madonna BMW short around the turn of the century.

Four episodes in and not as good as it should be considering the people involved. The story is not very coherent.

Spade’s wife whom we only see in flashbacks was originally married to [some guy] who was a collaborator during WWII and the scene of him being shot was all the local partisans getting revenge.

It was witnessed by the execrable Philippe who used it to blackmail the wife. (Although once the Nazis were gone, I can’t imagine who’d care, esp as the police chief shot him too.

Eventually Philippe became such a pain in the ass post-war, the police chief, wife and now Spade himself (now it’s the mid 50s) conspired to have him sent to Algeria where there was another war going on. I think Philippe was in the intelligence service there but he switched allegiance to the OAS who were military men outraged that DeGaulle gave Algeria independence, they were terrorists.

The kid, I think he’s like the “Maltese Falcon” itself. Everybody wants it but for different reasons and the real value was not what you’d think. Scribbling numbers all the time makes me think he’s some sort of savant, maybe he can read codes. Anyway the Algerians want him, the OAS want him and the French version of the CIA want him.

The woman who owns the bar and her messed up husband are red herrings and he will probably be killed off. The girl and her improbable inheritance (does it make sense that Philippe and his mother would not take her in when Spade brought her to France? Once they found out about the money they only made half hearted attempts to befriend her. Not even she believed them when she was a little kid). The British spy neighbors are just ridiculous. I guess painter guy shot the kidnapper who ended up in the pool. They must want the kid too.

What a crap ending. It made no sense. I really wanted to like this series due to the scenery, time period, Clive Owen and something different from the standard offerings, but it went nowhere.

r24, I worked with an impossibly beautiful Japanese hairdresser who claimed that her "boyfriend" was Clive, and he was flying her down to a premiere. This would have been about 15 years or so ago, and at the time, I didn't know if he was married or not.

He's not gay, just "european"

Clive, you didn't need to do this.

Is there going to be another season?

[quote]When did Clive play gay?

How many times has he bottomed as a masked cum slut?

Totally disgree, R63, I think it’s terrific, writing, direction and acting is very strong. Runs rings around the awful “True Detective.”

Sorry but he's lost his looks. He was hot 20 years ago but hasn't taken care of himself. Just like Gerard Butler at 54, he looks like shit. Kevin Costner is a decade older and still looks good.

Except Kevin Costner can't act his way out of a wet paper bag.

But Kevin dances with wolves.

I just watched the last episode, what a mess. Alfre Woodward just shows up out of nowhere and there’s a Hercule Poirot wrap up???

Doubt there will be a season 2. Too bad, the scenery was gorgeous.

He was good in that movie about homos in a Nazi concentration camp.

The ending felt like a film wrap and people going back to their lives. It was terrible.