Meryl Streep announces end of marriage and is dating......MARTIN SHORT.

I’ve always thought Short was gay.

Just like all the other white bitches her Oscar nominations were because of Weinstein. Is her career so far down the shitter that the bitch now has to do showmances?

OK: Martin said he might find Grace work as an extra on his series. A mother's work is never done. Sigh.

Get some fucking eyes Marty.

They denied they were dating.

This will come as a shock to his loving wife Nancy! Thoughts & prayers!

I dont know about short being gay, but I understand your comment, r1, as he looks like a flamboyant aging lesbian.

She ALWAYS dates her leading men...

You don't say, R8?

"A rep for Martin said of the reports: “They are just very good friends, nothing more.”

She has NOT announced the end of her marriage. OP is embellishing.

MARTIN SHORT? MARTIN SHORT?

Yes G wins until the end of time now.

Maybe M likes comic geniuses.

Martin Short is an asshole.

He's just very camp. Not gay though.

Is that Martin Short in that picture?

Who knew Meyrl Streep has Indiana connections through her former husband, sculptor Don Gummer?

You could say she's both Jewish and a Hoosier by injection.

Gummer grew up in Indiana. He is the son of Dorothy Ann (née Jacobson) and William Adolph Gummer. Though Gummer is Jewish, he does not follow it fully.He studied at Ben Davis High School, Indianapolis, and then at the Herron School of Art (also in Indianapolis).

Is Martin short? Is Glenn close? Is Hilary swank?

He’s just dating her so he can study her and do a great impression some day.

Catherine O'Hara already has, R18.

[quote] I’ve always thought Short was gay.

HE IS.

Maybe Meryl can teach Martin to munch rug instead of chewing the scenery?

John Candy was undeniably twice the comedian Short is.

What a ridiculous statement, R22. That's HIGHLY debatable.

John Candy top left. Martin Short bottom right.

John Candy is most definitely twice the comedian. Outweighs Martin by at least 2:1

Martin Short is the master of sly and cutting insults.

Short is so funny.

Why would she choose him over Steve Martin?

R19 So?

In other news, G has announced she's in talks to date comedian PeeWee Herman.

And since he's dead, she'll never get him. Just like everything else that really matters.

I neer thought short was as funny as he thinks he is.

Steve Martin's married to a much younger woman, R27. Or is Martin gay as well, DL?

R28, why trifle with perfection? Her Hepburn impression had the edge as well, though both were excellent.

*never

Ne’er

R31 Well it was just a joke, anyhow.

r30 Same. I blame his Canadian origins.

I know, R33. Cheers!

R34, practically all of SCTV members are Canadian.

As are most Hollywood and music celebrities, at this point.

I think she just settled for Gummer after John Cazale died. SHe married him 6 months later. When you lose someone you love so deeply, you often settle for a refuge or safe port in the nearest person.

Don Gummer in his day was hot. Their son Henry is fucking sex on a stick.

R39 and unmarried???

Their son is married with a kid.

[quote]I think she just settled for Gummer after John Cazale died

Yeah, she settled...for 45 years.

For 45 years and 4 children.

R42 Like I said, people do that. You're lucky if you meet the love of your life even once, let alone twice.

I know that people do that, r44, but they don't usually last for 45 years. And Meryl doesn't seem to be a person to make rash decisions.

Has Jiminy Glick weighed in?

[quote] I neer thought short was as funny as he thinks he is.

No, R30--he's actually funnier.

I love that parody Martin Short did about Bin Ladens assassination.

[italic]Prostitution Whore ! !

Tramp!

No one can fake an orgasm like Meryl.

Martin must think he’s the world greatest lover.

R51, does she do her Margaret Thatcher voice?

No but Martin does his Katharine Hepburn impersonation.

So, Martin Short = Home Wrecker

I’ll never understand heterosexual women in terms of some of the men they find attractive.

I doubt anyone find short attractive nowadays, r55, heterosexual or otherwise (and i speak of as someone who found him sort of cute when he was younger).

He's the Mel and she's the Anne.

He seems pretty together emotionally and he’s successful and witty. It’s not so crazy as to why straight women find him attractive, if indeed they do.

I wonder how many affairs she's had on Gummer, and Gummer on her.

Always loathed Streep's acting (Ah, yes, another show-and-tell ACCENT!), but godamn she looks worlds better at 70 than most of her peers, and she has left her beautiful face away from the surgeon's machete, so I love her for that.

I remember seeing Meryl on the Today show or GMA back when she was promoting The Deer Hunter. She said she was never thin after having her son. Like it was his fault!

No, R15, that is Don Gummer in OP's photo.

R61, Streep is going to get thicker and have a big fat(ter) ass as she ages into a Grande Dame Frau.

Martin and David Spade both get more attractive as they age.

More cute shots of the platonic pals.

Be sure to scroll down for a scary picture of plastic surgery victims Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Manniston.

Meryl looks better than doughy Selena Gomez

Cooper's ears and nose seem to be bigger.

Aniston looked good for so long doing subtle work to her face, but now she is looking fake

She turned into a snob.

Streep has aged very well.

Really? Martin Short? That’s a head scratcher.

Is Bradley wearing a cheap and ratty Liza Minnelli wig?

R70, this is a fan fiction thread. They are just friends.

She's always been such a copycat.

I saw Martin & Short live in 2020, right before Covid shut everything down. They were both wonderful but Short stole the show. He is such a gifted performer and gave off such an aura of warmth that I could easily see how he could be attractive and good company. Meryl looks absolutely fantastic at 70+ Have to say, RDJ also looks incredible at this age (unlike the melting duo of Coop & Manny). He’s a poster boy for sobriety and minor cosmetic tweaks.

Wait, Cooper is barely 49??? Yikes.

[quote]she looks worlds better at 70 than most of her peers

That's because she has obviously used sunscreen.

Meryl, thy name is JEZEBEL! Know ye, thou harlot, your desires of thy flesh shall be the end of thee. Thou chooseth to flout thy marriage vows. Thou shalt be cast out into the desert, and scorpions shall biteth thee upon thy womb.

It's unusual that a marriage that lasted 45 years would end in divorce. I'm assuming things were problematic for a while and they were riding it out until they couldn't anymore.

Did you hear about Hugo and Kim?

On Only Murders…. Martin Short’s character and mannerisms are way funnier and more charming by far than Steve Martin’s. I used to think SM was a stone cold silver fox but he seems… so extra, although he seems very bright as well. Martin Short seems fun and I like his style. Maybe he makes her laugh and more?

Yeah, I don't think Steve is a laugh riot in his personal life.

Perhaps Meryl has Short comings!

Sick of both of them.

What's the story, Morning Glory r79?

[quote]R61 I remember seeing Meryl on the Today show or GMA back when she was promoting The Deer Hunter. She said she was never thin after having her son. Like it was his fault!

You’ve never learned that in about 90% of cases having children compromises a woman’s figure?? Watch GONE WITH THE WIND some time.

At the very least, the whole rib cage can be permanently expanded.

Damn, I miss John Candy.

[quote] It's unusual that a marriage that lasted 45 years would end in divorce.

What divorce, R78? They haven't divorced, at least nt yet. You're getting your info from the lying OP.

Jiminy Glick was hilarious!

When and how did Bradley Cooper's ears get so ginormous?

They're prosthetics!

Meryl is getting some action !

I know! I read body language!!

DiCaprio's lost a lot of weight. I ca

R91=Ursula

Looks like they are dating. Holding hands at OMITB party.

R87- they split up 6 years ago