Sam Altman just married his bf

Who?

What a stupid pantomime of heterosexuality. Blah. Self obsessed morons.

r1 More people in the world are currently using ChatGPT than are familiar with all the small celebs featured on DL on a daily basis. So I'm really not sure what exactly your point there was.

r2 = equally boring homo whose transgressiveness is his one and only personality trait

[quote] Who? —The World

Sam probably is very happy that you don't know who he is. That way, when 80% of all jobs are phased out and the nuclear arsenal is turned over to capricious AI overlords, you won't know who to blame. You can't light your torches and storm the castle if you don't know who Dr. Frankenstein is and where he lives.

I don't think I knew that Sam Altman was gay.

I do know that his enthusiasm for making money off AI is going to make my career obsolete, so he can fuck off.

Gidget Goes Hawaiian

I don't know her.

Guessing he didn't invite the sister who claimed he molested her

Has the fact that he’s gay - or that at least he marries other men of his gender - been discussed here?

R10, yes, there was a thread about him when he was bounced from OpenAI (then brought back)

Cute wedding. Nothing too flashy, low key, a few guests who are close to the couple, i.e. they're marrying for themselves because they love each other, and not for anyone else.

Cute couple. Not gym rats either.

They're not gym rats, but Sam "takes care."

Oh my. How old is that pic? he looks thicker at his wedding.

^^ 2022 according to The New York Post.

Sheesh OK thanks.

That was his pre-marriage body to entrap the unwary. Now he's going to let himself go.

R18 I hate when they do that.

His boyfriend is thicker. Maybe a bit soft.

LOL!

I bet they're Virtual Reality sex freaks.

Honey,

Send us a copy of your prenup agreement so that we'll know how nice to be to Sam.

I had no idea Altman was gay. He has definitely traded upwards with the husband.

[quote] equally boring homo whose transgressiveness(sick) is his one and only personality trait

r4 Awww. You're just a sentimental fool for the nuptials! How cute.

r4 There's nothing more boring on earth than two queens conforming to the heteronormative status quo. They made the pastor so happy.

Aspie love.

The officiant looks like he could be a groom. He's dressed just like the grooms and looks like the grooms. He's also holding a 3-ring binder, like he's at a business conference.

Matching white sneakers for a SS wedding is SO played out. That's a much more boring choice than gays who decide to marry each other, r25.

r28 Nah. Ain't nothing more boring than monogamy and sexual exclusivity enforced by the state. The only thing worse could be if they adopt some impoverished mother's squalling brat.

R4 = Doesn't know what "transgressiveness" means.

[quote] ...monogamy and sexual exclusivity enforced by the state.

Monogamy and exclusivity enforced by the state? Really? 'Cause they're doing a piss-poor enforcement job.

Marriage is a way for the very rich with complicated business and investment arrangements to nail down an emergency contact and a medical/financial power of attorney into a 24/7 job assignment.

That's right, r30, because r2 is anything but "transgressive". He's the epitome of cliche and predictable.

r31 When Altman's moonfaced boyfriend catches him with a twink and sues for half his assets, we'll see if he enjoyed having the state in his bedroom.

Wow, r33 has special powers and can see the future.

Hubby hanging out with some escor......uh, buddies

r35 Quite a tongue on that blond on the far right. 🤣 Of course monogamous sexually exclusive Altman never touched one of them.

If Sam and Oliver aren't exclusive, then it wouldn't bother either of them if the other one got up to something with someone else.

Will this be an open marriage like most gay marriages? What's the point of getting married?

^ Is that your observation only or is there some statistics behind that? Based on my observation, gay couples among my friends, there are hardly any open marriages.

Also: Am I the only one who would like to know more about the cute officiator?

The officiant is Altman’s brother. Also a tech guy.

I know very few gay couples who aren't open. Maybe it depends on where you live.

Cut with the "gurls", freak.

R35 I spy @drewschiff! with arm on the new hubby. Pic was 2019. Hubby is chubbier now.

Sam is fug. Oliver must want his money and fame.

Meh. Sam is not fug. He has a pulpy jewish face and is masculine IMO. The new husband is quite milquetoast. I'd rather fuck Sam, who has a better body as well. Plus ambition and brains and success.

Does Sam like big butts?

Sometimes just for fun, Sam gets together with Bill Gates and they spin vinyl favorites.

^^^ *****Severe Vocal Fry Warning*****

Who?

What?

Why?

Sam looks like he has a pretty good ass at R14.

r50 His ass smells like gefiltefish.

nice wedding. i bet the stink of evil could be smelled for miles around.

Are they still doing the stomping on the wine glasses ritual? It's mostly superstition.

R47, I hate all that Max Richter recomposed shit.