Dyke-ish straight women

Jennifer Jason Leigh

Martha Stewart

Rosario Dawson

Sarah Huckabee

Kate Jackson

Annette Bening

Oprah Winfrey

Joan Lunden

Susan Powder

Ellen

Tom Cruise

Tyne Daley

Jamie Lee Curtis

Since when is Ellen a straight woman?

^Since THIS!

Rodriguez is straight?

Oprah? What?

Tina Fey. And her dwarfish husband only makes me wonder more.

Leslie Stahl is gorgeous

My brother and I watched Caprial way back in the day and were shocked when she turned out to be married to a man and had procreated with him.

Michelle Rodriguez is an out bisexual, not a straight woman.

JLo...

Miley Cyrus

Laurie Anderson

Anne Burrell

Sharon Gless

Wynonna Judd

Katey Sagal

Olympic bobsledders Elana Meyers Taylor and Kaillie Humphries.

Florence Pugh

Danica Patrick

Shailene Woodley

Anne Murray is a notorious closet case and has been hiding in plain sight forever.

Babe Didrikson

Susan Clark

Heather Wilson. She was the one weeping on the House floor over Janet Jackson's nipple. (I looked for that clip but it's gone). Closet case?

I guess me? Everyone online thinks I am and in real life women think I am.

Kaitlan Collins

Unless these women say they are straight, how does one know for sure? Yes, I know the odds are, but still. Bisexuality does exist.

R25 I grew up in New Mexico and was a teenager when Heather Wilson first ran for Congress. I remember people would make jokes about her looking like a lezbo.

Pink - thought she was a bulldyke until I heard she was married to a guy

Definitely Wynonna Judd.

Lisa Marie Presley

R24. If you are going to have nckide Babe Diidrikson, you may as well include Meredith Baxter Birney.

Does Lesley Stahl really seem that much like a lesbian?

Greta Van Susteren, although more likely another Scientology closet case.

Hey R9, Michi likes sausage!

I do not think Lisa Marie Presley was straight. I think she was bi. She was supposedly in a relationship with a woman during the last few years of her life. At least that is what her ex-husband stated in court documents. He is a pos but I do believe him about that. Lisa once talked about a same sex experience when young and said she still had urges for women but tried to keep those feelings at bay. It seems once Lisa left Scientology, she no longer fought those feelings. Friday marks one year since her death. RIP Lisa.

I never suspect women of being lesbians unless they are really obvious. First, women have so much more leeway in society to adopt opposite-sex traits than men do. Second, I’m never assessing women’s potential interest in me. My impression is that straight men also don’t very often entertain the idea a woman is a lesbian unless it is blatant. Does anyone but other lesbians actively actively speculate who is lesbian and who is not? I think gay men are always being suspected by everyone.

If you're a single woman who can put furniture together (and maybe enjoy doing it), easily replace a garbage disposal, swear a lot, refuse to back down to men, and are considered 'independent', straight women will at least wonder if said woman is gay. which I think says more about them than about the one being wondered about.

Zara Tindall

Most of the women in the Northeast. The more north you go, the dykier they get.

Lisa Marie couldn't have been a lesbian! She married Michael Jackson!

Marjorie Taylor Greene is more butch than John Wayne

Liz Warren

Reta Shaw

Verna Felton

MicheIIe Stafford from Y&R formerly of GH

soap opera actress Linda Dano

Martha McSally

Go to a convalescent home, where many of the female residents have short hair, aren't wearing any makeup, have no jewelry on, and are in sweats. A lot of them could pass for guys.

Dionne Warwick

Linda Ellerbee

Tyne Daly

Valerie Harper (I know)

Deidre Hall

Susan Powder? LOL!!!

Amy Mcgrath

Katharine Hepburn

Barbara Stanwyck

Michelle Rodriguez???

Angie Harmon

Diane Lane

Jamie Lee Curtis is a man!

Katay Segal is gorgeous

Rhonda Roussey

Margaret Hamilton

Princess Anne

Charlize Theron is very dykish

Zara Tindall is not a fag, R39, and I'm the dame who can prove it!

Canadian women

There used to be a website "Lesbian or German woman?" It was fiendishly hard to guess.

Katharine Hepburn dated men and pretended to be straight? You means she bearded.

Babs Stanwyck knew she was a big old dyke. She only pretended to be str8 to the press.

Def Ponk

Definite lesbionic vibe from Miss Joan Crawford

Barbara Stanwyck looking super dykey.

A young Sheryl Crow

Bonnie Raitt

Which one is the man at R68?

Lana Turner

Ugh, OP, that Caprial’s Cafe woman. What year was that, about 1991? Christ, the awfulness of it.

Well done.

Deidre Hall is not butch. Sally Specter, Darlene Conley, there you go.

Congresswoman Elissa Slotkin is very dykeish. At the MSU shooting press conference, she looked like an angry lezbo college professor in that hideous blazer and turtleneck.

Doris Packer

Munchkin MAGA Covid CUNT Mary Lou Retton

Dame Judi Dench

I don't think Diane Lane registers butch. But she does come across as not suffering men.

Yeah, Diane Lane seems straight. Mary Lou Retton does kind possibly not straight.

All I know is every single lesbian woman I ever knew was easier to get along with played none of the games young hetero women love to play. But then working in an animal shelter, when two of them got together discussing a certain cat, they only seemed to hear each other, when I had spent hours and hours with him. So they wouldnt listen to me, a kid got grabby and got bitten, and they put the cat down the next day. While I'd been telling these two he needed to be out of the general population and they never heard me. Their inability to negotiate or listen to me and my inability to reach them killed that cat

Caitlyn Jenner

Never tell a lesbian how to run a cat shelter R83.

You’ve been warned.

Jordana Brewster

Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles

Sarah Beth Hickey Bowling. I was cooking in the kitchen at the time, and sister was watching TV in the den, so I only heard the TV. I thought (in my Chi McBride voice) "Who the hell is that white dyke talking 'bout Jesus....?

Turns out she's the daughter of famed televangelist Marilyn Hickey. So I walked to the den to see her, and again my inner Chi McBride spoke: "Marilyn, you know you got a damn Peppermint Patty preaching on your stage?"

I mean straight (heh) Anne Murray lady golfer. This was about 10 years ago, and seemingly the Internet has been scrubbed of her earliest appearances on her Mom's show. So I posted a clip of her, that looks like Barbie compared to how Sarah Beth looked back in the day. But the voice and vibe are still there.

And if you see her 2022 to now, she's just given up all pretense of looking straight. Dumpy. Iron-grey shapeless hair. "Comfortable" clothing.

Still, I kinda like SB and her mother, especially compared to the full-on drifters and reprobate "evengelists" polluting the airwaves and pulpits.

[quote] All I know is every single lesbian woman I ever knew was easier to get along with played none of the games young hetero women love to play. But then working in an animal shelter, when two of them got together discussing a certain cat, they only seemed to hear each other, when I had spent hours and hours with him. So they wouldnt listen to me, a kid got grabby and got bitten, and they put the cat down the next day. While I'd been telling these two he needed to be out of the general population and they never heard me. Their inability to negotiate or listen to me and my inability to reach them killed that cat

This doesn't even make sense. Who's "two of them"? Who is "him"? The cat? Who's "they" that wouldn't listen to you? Who's the "kid"? Etc.!

I thought someone would have mentioned Annie Lennox or Tilda Swinton by now

The late Marie Fredriksson of Roxette fame was very dykeish.

Charlize really pings to me and always has. And gorgeous besides!

Any woman who doesn’t wear makeup, have huge tits or style their hair?

Greta Gerwig is dykeish. I suspect she's a closet case bi and Kate McKinnon has been her fuck buddy since their college days.

Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs

Another dyke-ish straight woman politician is former Michigan governor Jennifer Granholm.

R91, Yesss!

Mixhigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer gives off dyke vibes

Julianna Margulies. She's got a masculine vibe, even when she did that shitty movie Out For Justice with Steven Seagal.

R98 She has a lesbian daughter.

Mary Stuart Masterson was a bit dykey in some of those 80s movies she did.

[quote] Julianna Margulies. She's got a masculine vibe, even when she did that shitty movie Out For Justice with Steven Seagal.

She's got that low voice.

Halle Berry. None of her marriages last very long. Where there's smoke....

Leslie Jones

Leslie Jones doesn't pretend to be straight.

Jada wins this thread.

Whoopi. She’s played a lesbian but apparently ain’t one. However, you can’t tell me she’s never dipped her toe in Lake Lesbo. Even Raven-Symone questioned it.

Has G been mentioned?

Is Leslie J Lebanese?

I just thought of two:

Edie Falco

Allison Janney

In fact, I'd be shocked if those women haven't slept with other women.

Kate Winslet

Constance Zimmer

CATE BLANCHETT!

SANDRA BULLOCK!!!!

Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly, June Allyson

Gina Torres

King Latifah

Laura Prepon

Audrey Hepburn was dykish? Really?

Julianne Moore, srsly

Kate Middleton

Lillian Hellman

Karen Carpenter

Taylor Grift

Yes on Edie Falco! On both the Sopranos and Nurse Jackie.

Her walk is very jock-ish. Not necessarily a sign of lesbianism. But when you add it all up, she could be a lesbian.

Her voice, facial expressions.

Betty Thomas

Penny Marshall

R121 really

Angelic Jolie has a very strong machisma.

Lauren Sanchez. I swear she's really a man.

R128? I often wondered of she was the Top in BDSM relationships with her men.

Think about it.

You can’t even say Mariska because she may be the queen of them all.

But I do wonder about the whole Whoopi thing.

Whoopi is at least bisexual if not lesbian.

R131, youre confusing Mariska with Olivia

Mariska is definitely not butch, Olivia Benson is but not Mariska Hargitay

R113

Finally, someone said it! Yes. Cate Blanchett!

Glenn close.

Tennis play-by-play announcer Mary Carillo. My jaw dropped when she spoke of her husband and child.

OMG yes, R135! I absolutely, positively knew in my [italic]bones[/italic] she was a lesbian. I was flabbergasted as well.

Hey -- at least Rachel's never let us down.

R135, Carillo came out years ago and has a lady partner.

137 posts and NO ONE has mentioned DL icon Bea Arthur?

Bea Arthur was ultrafeminine and hetero to the max.

G R A C E J O N E S

Linda Hamilton.

R137 -- link please? I too heard her mention a husband (within the last year or two) and you could have knocked me oer with a feather.

R136/R142 Pam Shriver is another one who confuses the hell out of my gaydar.

Drea De Matteo, Adriana on the Sopranos.

Weird how the Sopranos had three dyke-ish women mentioned here:

Drea

Edie Falco

Julianne Margolies

You can also count the actress who played Janice: Aida Turturro.

So many women on this thread who are definitely not straight. Many bi and lots mentioned hiding in plain sight.

Veronica Hamel from "Hill Street Blues".

She doesn't look especially dykish but she doesn't seem to have an extensive history of dating men, even though she was married for 10 years.

Kate Winslet. There’s something of the German games mistress at an all-girls boarding school about her.

A friend from Oregon Public Broadcasting took us for lunch at Caprial's restaurant and introduced us to her. She might be little butch-acting and she'd gained some weight from whenever OP's photo was taken.

The food was good and she was funny: I'd never heard of let alone tasted one and asked her "What's a marionberry - what are they like - like a blackberry or a blueberry or a raspberry?" I know you can see it coming, but she was practiced and instantly replied, "Crack-addicted mayor of Washington DC."

The beautiful Pam Grier

Famke Janssen

Kellyanne Conway

Michele Bachmann and her ultramasculine husband

Sarah Huckabee Sanders- her chosen attire shows no gay influence whatsoever.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders' husband pings my gaydar. I wouldn't be surprised if the marriage was arranged and the kids were conceived via artificial insemination.

Linda Fiorentino exudes rough lipstick lez

Whippi

Catherine Keener

Kari Lake looks like a lesbian college basketball coach.

R157, Yes!! She gives off hippie lez vibes

Felicity Huffman

Annabeth Gish

Mindy Sterling

R161 Annabeth looks like she has an eating disorder these days.

Rachael Leigh Cook

[quote] Mixhigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer gives off dyke vibes

She's not a dyke. It's interesting, how we are both elected lesbian governors and are ignored by the gay and lesbian communities in favor of elected straight women.

WE WILL NO LONGER BE IGNORED DL.

Tina, I thought you were bi.

Connie Britton

Nicola Walker

Anna Torv

Candice Bergen.

Lisa Rinna

Michelle Forbes

Countess Luann de Lesseps

Busy Phillips. Drew Barrymore.

How has nobody mentioned DL fave Natasha Lyonne???

Also, Chloe Sevigny

Kris Jenner

Meredith Vierra

Dianne Sawyer

Anne Bancroft was quite lesbionic

Gina Gershon

R157, her sister Elizabeth is a lesbian. She played Dawn Denbo (and her lover Cindi, lol) in The L Word.

In the photo, Elizabeth is on the right. She reminds me a bit of Gina Gershon, R176.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Eleanor wasn't straight, R178.

Scarlett Johansson Charlize Theron Giselle Bundchen. Basically any tall women

Has Piper Perabo been mentioned?

[quote] How has nobody mentioned DL fave Natasha Lyonne???

Because she's eaten my pussy quite a few times.

Lani O'Grady

I can totally see Kate Winslet and Julianne Nicholson having it off.

Jane Child

Is Betty Buckley a ditch licker?

O/T - Caprial may be. I always thought her husband John was probably gay.

R143 - Pam Shriver is a republicunt, homophobic and forever closeted. This is fortunate for our community, because there are some people we just don’t want. Bitch.

Julianne M

Julianna Marguiles

Christine Lahti

Julia Child.

Nancy Lieberman

Dionne Farris was pretty lez-ish back in the day. She has a daughter who is now a rapper and has never been linked to a woman, so...

Tanya Tucker.

Nancy McKeon

Whoppi.

Gayle King.

Carrie-Anne Moss

Barbara Stanwyck

Katherine Hepburn

Shelley Winters

Helen Hunt

HIlary Swank

Mary Stuart Masterson

Amy Madigan

Kirstie Alley

Sporty Spice

Sandra Day O'Connor

Bonnie Franklin

Ann B. Davis

Robin Wright wins this thread

Robin W.

R205 Ann B Davis was a deeply closeted lesbian

Betty Garrett

Joan Crawford

Hmm ... Sean Penn was married to Robin Wright. He also dated both Charlize Theron and Scarlett Johannsen, both of whom ping.

Sanaa Lathan

D'Arcy Carden

The conclusion is obvious. Sean Penn likes dick.

Well R214, he loves himself above all others so ergo...

Whoever said Gayle King has it backwards. I don't think she's dyke-ish, I think she's a dyke.

Salma Hayek is very female - yet also very macho.

Amy Brenneman

Speaking of Salma, I came across a treasure trove of Mexican lesbians on Instagram who are associated with Salma, she appears in many vids and videos with them. Didn't know Mexico was a hub of lebian activity

Kelli Williams

Jessica Capshaw

Phylicia Rashad, since her Cosby Show days

Lisa Bonet

I actually think Debbie Allen gave more dyke-ish vibes back in the day than Phylicia.

Many of the wo.en named are closeted bisexuals

[quote] I actually think Debbie Allen gave more dyke-ish vibes back in the day than Phylicia.

Both played stong, intelligent black women on TV, but Debbie Allen's character on Fame was tough-as-nails.

Sinead O’Connor

Meredith Baxter Bir....oh, wait.

Ellie Kemper.

Aileen C. In Fl

Love scissoring

Renee Ellmers always seemed a bit dykeish to me.

Renée Zellweger doesn't look particularly dykey but she did marry Kenny Chesney.

Ginny from Billing

Chelsea Handler

Lynne Cheney

Although she did write those novels about lesbians on the prairie or some such shit, so maybe closet dyke?

True, R233. Definitely get a dykey vibe from Chelsea.

Kamala Harris

Lou Henry Hoover

Bridget Moynahan

I think a lot of female politicians come off as dykeish due to the pantsuits and sometimes shorter haircuts. I was in Arizona for a work assignment in the few months after Katie Hobbs was elected AZ secretary of state in 2018. I thought she was lesbian because of the hideous dyke Karen haircut she had at the time. Hobbs was smart to grow her hair out. But, she she still comes off as dykeish and her daughter also gives off dyke vibes.

The straight female athletes

Busy Phillips

Nancy Lopez

Allison Williams

Nancy Grace

Kristin Davis

There were rumors years ago that Kristin Davis and Marcia Cross became fuck buddies after they met on the Melrose Place set.

Deena Freeman

Gillian Flynn

Gillian Anderson

Idina Menzel

Celia Imrie

R247, that makes sense, Deena is sort of the off-brand and DYKE-y Didi Conn...

R246, I believe that

Nia Long

Regina King

Nicole Sullivan

Roseanne Barr

Bette Midler

90s Demi Moore

Kyle Richardson

Daryl Hannah

Elderly Isabella Rossilini

Gillian Anderson is openly bi lez leaning.

Laura Ingraham

Angie Harmon owns this thread

Susan Collins

Gabby Hoffmann

Sherry Stringfield

Jane Fonda.

Kate Winslet is looking pretty lesbionic in her latest role

Jennifer Garner, especially in the current Capital One commercial.

Lizzy Caplan

Zoe Saldana

Patty Smith is a man

Everybody looks like a lesbian with age—-men,women,straight, gay.

Gigi Hadid.

Rashida Tlaib

Eva Longoria

Miss MAGA Marsha

Toni Collette

I never heard of the show Caprial's Cafe. Was it popular?

Debbie Stabenow

R277, CC was a PBS show that aired before the era of Food Network celeb-u-chefs. I watched it as a youngster, but I don't think it was super popular. Again, it was public access TV.

R279 You mean Public TV?

^It was on PBS and The Learning Channel.

This thread has devolved from genuinely dykish women to just ugly or old women. They aren’t the same thing.

Was Lindsay Crouse mentioned?

Julia Roberts. There's nothing feminine about her

Not me.

Marcia Gay Harden

Marcia Gay Harden should play Mother Pence in a movie or mini-series.

Emma Stone.

She was butchy and gruff in Superbad and The House Bunny and covers that up with sassiness.

Cameron Diaz. She doesn't seem to have any sexual chemistry with her costars.

Demi Moore. She has very masculine energy.

Kate Jackson. Very dikey indeed.

Jamie Lee Curtis and Annette Bening aren't lez, but they've been rocking the butch look for years.

There are no butch straight women or effeminate straight men. Only closet bisexuals.

[quote] Gillian Flynn

She gives off bi vibes.

Sosie Bacon

[quote] Tina, I thought you were bi.

Not it was former Oregon governor Kate Brown who is bi.

Annette Bening

Jada Pinkett Smith

Brett Butler. Growing up I remember thinking her voice was deeper than my dad's.

The entire female cast of The Sopranos.

I don’t believe for a minute that any of the women listed thus far are heterosexual. Many lesbian and some bisexual.

Eva Longoria was mentioned above. She is the least dykey woman mentioned in this thread.

R299 I would say that some of the politicians listed are straight. Jennifer Granholm seems like someone who just prefers short haircuts and Katie Hobbs is a butchy type straight woman triathlete.

Lady Lindzebelle cusses like an old butch dyke at a tractor pull event.

[quote]All I know is every single lesbian woman I ever knew was easier to get along with played none of the games young hetero women love to play.

BULL. SHIT. Absolutely not my experience. So many lesbians (and gay men) have middle-child syndrome and love to play people against each other.

Excuse me! Anne Murray munches.

Pamela Reed

Michigan Congresswoman Haley Stevens seems quite dyke-ish. She also weirdly speaks with a southern accent despite growing up in Michigan.

Joey King

Mackenzie Davis

OP, Michelle Rodriguez dated like 10 different women and is openly dating a woman now. Are you being sarcastic or?

Hillary Clinton - but is she straight?

Condoleezza Rice - but is she straight?

Eva Longoria as a dyke isn't a stretch to me. She is dyke-ish.

R312 She looks like the straightest woman ever. What are you on?

Have you met my sisters? And Bobby's wife?

Whinny and neigh.

R291 What about Pink! Supposedly she's bi, but married to a man for ages.

There's one famous fashion model that is extremely butch and androgynous but is married to a man. Can't remember her name right now and it's killing me.

I know Alicia Keys is at least bi and use to mess with women (maybe still does), but is married to a man. She used to look very stud-ish

Damn it, dead link

Natasha Lyonne. Everyone always thinks she's gay. And Gina Gershon. And Mackenzie Davis.

Actress Missy Peregrym. Everyone thought she was gay but then she got married to a guy. Then after only a year they were getting a divorce and she cut her hair short, so everyone was sure now she is coming out now. But then she got married to another dude.

R289 Demi Moore dated a female fashion designer for years, practically raising her small daughter together. Then they broke up a few years back and Demi started dating some male chef but that didn't last long. It appears that Demi and her lady friend are either dating again or stayed on friendly terms.

Cindy Crawford

Nancy Lee Grahn

Hoda Kotb

Jaimie Alexander

Caitlin Clark

Sabrina Ionescu

Robin Wright

R39,

If she ever was a lesbian, she’s left it far behind. Her husband keeps making her pregnant. She obviously likes a bit of rough.

R313 I agree. There is nothing dykey about Eva Cunt Longoria.

Republicunts MTG and Kari Lake. I'd bet money they've hooked up.

I wouldn't be surprised if Kari Lake turned to be a closet case.

Suburban-Catholic-Mom look.

R284 - what about her fondness for hard dick?

R38 nailed it. Thread closed Just stop it. Get a grip

Has Laurie Metcalfe been mentioned yet?

Cloris Leachman was a dykey straight woman especially when she was on The Facts of Life.

r334 lesbians are big ol' truck drivers who wear flannel shirts and faded jeans!

I'm glad this thread was bumped because I've been meaning to add HGTV's Alison Victoria.

Susan Collins

Elizabeth II

Ann Meyers Drysdale

Anna Wintour

Amy Poehler