Hot Mugshots 3: Revenge of mamas Mussy

Where’s the hot guy?

Fuck you R1. That was word for word what I was going to post. Nice job!

Gurl get rid of that birds nest then maybe we can talk......

Has anyone seen any of the Spec Savers ads? Because this could be one of them.

OP is very chuffed about posting a hot guy on DL but everyone else can see properly. OP needs an eye check STAT.

Hot in Florida

Also not hot R5.

Not a man, but a sexy lady!

That’s weird I always figured a leasing agent would be a stable enough job that you wouldn’t need to sell your ass on the side. Also is this a regular side gig for her? I find it hard to believe she’s making anything. I have so many questions.

Check out this piece of ass

Pretty cute for a murderer

I guess we've run out of hot prisoners.

This thread doesn't have enough hot white guys, so far.

^ Finally, the long-promised hot guy.

We just need to wait for more hot guys to be arrested

Rimjob skills on display.

Not only are none of these men hot, but they are actively fucking

FUG

AS

FUCK

How did this happen to his nose?

[quote] Not only are none of these men hot, but they are actively fucking

The guy in R12's link is hot

This guy is very hot

R20 has five mugshots at the link, he has been a one man crime spree.

R20's extra - 30 lbs - weight over the years has helped enhance his hotness.

Not bad at all for 47 years old.

Mama, your mussy needs cataract surgery.

Okay. Okay........You want hot? I got this....Fun trivia = his name is Coy!! Complete stud.

Baby Face in big trouble!!

This isn't going well. Once you start mutilating your face---it's all downhill. Pray for this one.

Mugshot transformation.

Ginger!!

Hot Mugshots 4: Mamma’s Mussy meets Frankenstein”s Monster

I'm starting to think Mama's Mussy needs to be euthanized.

When I look at the mugshots like R27 and R28 I think about the mothers. Such handsome sons, parents full of hope for their future and proud of their sons and then the sons keep getting in trouble, tattoo their faces and start to look like the monsters they must be. Just so sad.

R32.. I agree. A face tattoo has got to be a universal sign of mental illness. It's a form of self loathing.

We can all thank the Sackler family and Purdue Pharma R32.

They should all be rounded up with pitchforks and ejected from the US for the carnage they've caused.

The guy at r28 is hottest in the middle

R3 Recent arrest not doing too well.

The underbelly of the USA

He looks so young

Another hot guy who trashed himself up with tattoos.

I like the shorter hair better on him.

Yum. I'll do the strip search.

He has too many mugshots. A new one just bores him.

Cute.

Blonde behind bars!!

Cellblock Supermodel!!

Handsome!!

You're on a roll R45!

R46 nicely shows what drugs (left) do to you. What a waste.

He is not bourse, R42, he is wistful. He is reflecting on what is going wrong in his life. He needs proper guidance by a benevolent daddy who can give him the love an support he needs.

The Sequel!!!.....r45...More hotness!!

Sequel.....R46....More mustache!!

News Brief!!.....Don't pass counterfeit to the weed guy!!

^^^^ R52 He got a makeover mugshot photo...

^ Still not hot.

Ruh-Roh Shaggy.

Cellblock Supermodel!! That's some good hair!!

R20 Same guy?

PING!!!....Meet Konnor. He (allegedly) killed a GIRLfriend? That can't be right. Sidenote = I love how dead girls body was dumped in a recycle bin but it was never found or discovered by the recycle company.

I feel sorry for these guys....

The necklace shows he has a flair for fashion.

Not going in a great direction. But he's avoided the self hatred tattoos. So there's still hope.

Dynasty II: The Coy: The sequel!! My favorite guy in a while. Original pix at R25. Coy went from fug to stud. That doesn't happen often. He must have dated some chick who made him hit the gym.

manbuns are very upsetting. It ruins perfectly fine young men. Terrible

[quote] The necklace shows he has a flair for fashion.

You aren't really allowed to wear jewelry in jail, pretty sure that chain is holding his plaque with his name and DOB.

Our Andrew has always been a cutie, R57. 9 arrests, not bad, and always in a good mood.

Michigan Man.

Does anyone know what hot Andrew Trail did? I feel like he’s been framed by haters.

R67 It appears he may have gotten fat. Which is a major crime on Datalounge. I don't think he can technically be called "hot" anymore.

I’d say driving under the influence of MDMA, R67. He does not strike me as homicidal.

R56 is a Clockwork Orange level psycho.

Almost the entire thread reads like a "faces of meth" gallery

It really is R71.

Seriously. What the FUCK? This isn't even artistic.

Maybe he was in a production of Stop The World - I Want To Get Off!

These mugshot threads are some real Jean Genet shit right here. Why are these men so hot? I mean they are, but no normal human would find them hot, and I do.

Hot.

Mugshot Transformation!!

Stud!!

Boxers or Handcuffs?

Cellblock model waiting to be discovered!!

[quote]Revenge of mamas Mussy

That's gonna stink.

I have to hand it to R77 not being wedded to any one hair style.

Mugshot Transformation!!

Stud!!

Hot and right where he belongs!!

Cellmate "who won't take no for an answer" vibe.

He needs a little work but can be transformed into a prince!!

Joshua has potential.

You can't make this up. A 23 year old --- who looks like a 13 year old---poses as a 13 year old---to meet girls his fake age.

I'm not into criminals, I have enough problems.

If he has a mugshot, that's a pass from me.

Pretty in Blue.

Third Times the Charm!!.....Previously posted at R45 and R50!!

Handsome and studly.

Three mugshots for the same low price of Zilch!!

PING!!

[quote] If he has a mugshot, that's a pass from me.

While I would tend to agree but a mugshot does not mean someone is guilty of a crime.

Mugshot transformation!!

Another fucking clown...Literally.

Cellblock Supermodel. He really should be on a runway.

Too dramatic and the unshaven look does him no favors.

They (mostly) have the sullen look that distinguishes the best models.

Mugshot Transformation.

R80 = The Sequel.

If he looks familiar it's because some of his other mugshots are at R84.

Random Mugshot.

Random Mugshot. Hot.

Hot teacher vibe.

Hot waiter vibe.

Stud Alert!!

That one decline R104!

VIDEO = for the extremely bored = "my boyfriend is on the way"....."my state ID doesn't say I'm a sex offender"...."you cuff me in pink handcuffs"....

Handsome!!

Mugshot transformation!

Hotter with age!!

Be the change!!

Cellblock Supermodel!! If you're going to get a mugshot this is the hair you wanna have.

This dude so fuckin he ugly it’s sad anyone could find it attractive. OP’s dude that is.

Another model waiting to be discovered!

Handsome.

I'm sensing an attitude problem.

Cellblock Stud.

Mugshot Transformation.

Model material.

Jesus-face

Papi!

R117 = The Sequel!! Two more mugshots!!

Mugshot Transformation.

Mugshot transformation. It's not going great.

Model material!!

That guy at R130 could only model scary Halloween costumes.

What a shame is R129’s transformation. One of the few really handsome men in this thread.

Stud.

Mugshot Transformation!!

Hasn't found the winning hairstyle yet.

It's not going great...

Yellow.

Look into my eyes!

[quote]Cellblock Stud.

More like Cellblock Breck Girl, r122.

R129, that’s textbook “faces of meth”. Is it really the same guy? His Superman jaw sees to have collapsed.

R108 is giving young Luke Wilson.😋

That hair is stupid

R122 desperately needs some purple shampoo

Meet Hunter and his bad attitude. Take note of his fancy sunglasses, ripped jeans, and super cool Louis Vuitton belt. Simply fabulous.

Charmer.

Cellblock hot.

Model material.

Model!!

Before and tattoo after. ugh.

The one on the right at R144 reminds me of Trevor Lawrence, football player who looks like an Afghan hound.

R148 for the win!

R148 is kind of hot but also looks psychotic

Yes, Matt Bohmer psychotic.

Cellblock Supermodel!!

Part ONE. Same guy.

Part TWO. Same guy. How utterly disappointing. From model material to messy. As a hot guy myself, it's always sad when we lose one of our own.

Someone call Tommy Hilfiger. This is a model waiting to be discovered!!

Cellblock Supermodel!!

Why is R135’s guy 6’2” on the left but only 5’6” on the right? Weird.

Where, OP? I don't see any "hot guy" in your post.

All you who are posting pictures: You are what sociopaths seek in victims.

Oh, do fuck off R161.

That’s James Franco, r154.

[quote] Why is [R135]’s guy 6’2” on the left but only 5’6” on the right? Weird.

Maybe he stole Ron DeSatanis' boots.

R159 Don't know where you are getting 6' 2" from, the numbers on the left side of both pictures are feet and inches the numbers on the right side are just inches. He is showing an inch taller in the right picture but that is all.

Mugshot makeover.

Hairrific!!

PING!!

Here comes the (prison) bride?

Cellblock Supermodel!!

The Hitler 'do at R166 is never a good look.

Mugshot Transformation.

Cellblock boss.

Finally a good-looking one. Thank you, R171,

It's not going great. Keep your fingers crossed.

Mugshot Make-over.

Supermodel material.

Most of the men in this thread are ugly at best. Many of you need to get your cataracts operated, because your eyesight is clearly failing.

Now, if you want to see a genuinely handsome guy, here's one...

R177 = What's he charged with? Impersonating 1987? Felonious perm? No thank you. But I appreciate the effort.

R177 Nah, he's in the lower third of guys on this third.

[quote]Supermodel material.

Looks more like Death Row material.

R177 wearing a pleather vest is offensive enough but beat up peeling pleather deserves the death sentence.

Mugshot Transformation!!

Adorable!!

Mugshot Transformation! One day you're model material and one day you're a mess.

Model material!!

Someone alert Tom Ford. We have a potential Supermodel here.

R186 looks like a fuller Ben Whishaw.

Shirtless Stabber Alert.....2:24 mark...

I got crabs just looking at that picture.

Stable boy

R188 looks incredibly filthy

Mugshot Transformation. Amish edition.

Mugshot Transformation!

How many mugshots do you need?

Ruh Roh....

From model looks to messy. Fingers crossed for this guy.

Cellblock Supermodel!!!

[quote]Stable boy

Looks mentally unstable to me.

Mugshot Transformation!

Attitude!!!

Model Material!!

Face tattoos have ruined many potential modelling careers.

Adam ain't sorry he got busted.

Adam needs to be locked away for life just for being so damned scary looking.

Weird case. After dark park stabbing of older guy. Cute guy arrested. Then charges dropped against cute guy.

Sad news. This guy lost his Grampa and Dad. Worse news? He offed them. Poor granny got stabbed and shot and still survived!! Maybe I've seen too many SVU episodes but I have my own theory about juniors motive.

All these twansfomations. Oh, my!

Very likable guy. His brother shows up towards the end.

This guy.

Mugshot transformation! It's not going great.

Mugshot Transformation!!

Cellblock Supermodel!!

Mugshot Transformation! Cowboy edition!!

Cellblock Supermodel!!

Someone call Dolce & Gabbana!! We found their next model!!

[quote]Cellblock Supermodel!!

R212 lets us know what Davy Jones would have looked like if he had turned to a life of crime.

R206 Meth and Trump

Take me.

Not a mugshot, but how did we miss this executed cop turned killer?

He was executed then he killed?

R218 looks like Tiger King in training.

It's been a long time since I saw anyone good-looking in the Phoenix mugshots, but I thought Kevin was cute.

Kevin's neck tattoo, with its tasteful restraint, shows him to be a person of quality.

Yum. Drain him dry.

So many of them have extra-thick necks.

Hillbilly Hot!!

Ping!!

Stud!!

Cellblock Supermodel!!

Mugshot Transformation!!

Ieez, more tree-trunk necks.

You thought you could steal some money you can get a new hairdo and and and orange jumpsuit and turn yourself into a lady. But you can't, because you'll never be anything but a common frump, whose father ran a ho house and whose mother sold opioids!

6'3" Brice is in all sorts of trouble - assault, criminal trespass and burglary, drug offences, obstruction.

Young Colton gets his first DUI.

Stupid bitches

GEE-ZUS R11.

Guy in OP pic looks like a polska kielbasa threw up.

This thread is for losers!

OP’s photo looks like thermonuclear conflict is being waged upon the head of a sleazy felon! Oh the humanity.

R238 read through all 237 previous posts just to be sure.

BodyCam Video......Meet Garrett. Possibly aggressive panhandler who doesn't always wear a shirt. I feel sorry for him and his future. He looks like he's headed down the street hustler dopehead path... Hope he gets it together.

Like so many others on this thread, R234 was doomed to a life behind bars by his jug ears.

Meanwhile in Rockford…

There's hope yet for R243 to live a clean live. Not only no jug ears, but his ears actually look pinned back.

Hi Sailor!. Can I buy you a drink?

Mugshot Transformation!!

I'm not hating either look...

Supermodel!! Someone call Versace!!

Model Material!!

Hot behind bars!!!

Mugshot Transformation!!

R245’s guy resembles Josh Swickard.

Meet Hunter. Fake ID...

A fake ID? Surely Hunter won't go to prison and end up as the male version of Eleanor Parker in "Caged." She goes from pregnant young innocent to hardened gun moll.

I certainly hope that Joshua Hastings, since that mugshot at OP was taken, has rethought the Pebbles Flintstone hairdo.

Wonder how he’s doin’ Jeremy Meeks

The world's most handsome prisoner? I think not. I can find much better-looking cons in this very thread.

R257 I thought that too. Either the guy who wrote the article was smitten or he thought it would sell better if he titled it that way.

Winner!!

Hillbilly Handsome.

Cellblock Supermodel!! Someone call Dullshay and Garbonna!!

He's back!! New day!! New Mugshot!!

Mugshot Transformation!!

Mugshot Transformation!!.....From "don't care" to "don't piss me off"....

Ping!!! He nails the blonde look...But the GREEN look?

R262 is as homely as a mud fence.

R264 and R265 are ugly, too.

There are no “ugly” perps, R267. They’re all God’s children.

If the guy in R260 let me manage every aspect of his life for two years he'd be the king of the world.

R269 What would you do? What could R 260 guy be?

He's got the looks. I've got the brains. We'll make lots of money.

R271, marry me, please.

Sleepy.

Mugshot Transformation!!

Too pretty for prison!!

Cellmate Roomie!!

R260, I want to run my fingers through his hair while passionately making out with him.

Winner!!

PING!!!

Gorgeous, R278.

More jug ears at R276.

I bet R273 cleans up really nice..

Stud Alert!!. He was "out of town" so he didn't file a police report on a missing $200,000 watch? He decides to claim it back from the jewelry store. The cops show up...etc etc...

^^^^^ Follow up. CNN did a story on him....

Sleepy...

This Hellion has more mugshots than he knows what to do with. I finally settled on this one.

Jailhouse Jesus has arrived!!

Handsome Alert!!

PING!!!.....Mugshot Transformation!!

Pensive.

Hillbilly handsome.

Bring me R288 at once.

[quote]Sleepy...

I prefer the term "bedroom eyes" for R285.

[quote]Pensive.

Also butt ugly.

R290 is the prettiest of the whole thread. Not the hottest or sexiest but definitively the prettiest. No one worships sexy trash like I do

With a new hair cut and trimmed beard, I think Travis would have potential.

Brian - unarmed burglary

Good hair day!!

Mugshot transformation. He lost his supermodel powers!!

Mugshot Transformation!

He seems nice!!

Mo Mugshots!! Mo Problems!!

I wanna say he's a rapper? Call it a hunch.

R298 is mmm mmmm good

Why YES!! You can buy me a drink!! You adorable scamp!!

Are you guys fooling with the Nightmare Generator again?

I have to say that I can smell some of these pics.

[quote]Why YES!! You can buy me a drink!! You adorable scamp!!

Jug ears AND a thick neck! Yep! R305 checks all the boxes!

They can all be had for $50.00 or a couple Ambien pills.

This little menace is bound for DL Infamy. After this video he got arrested again two months later.

[quote]They can all be had for $50.00 or a couple Ambien pills.

I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut!

but you are a salted peanut.

Mr ugly op pic is back again

Vintage

Another hot vintage mugshot

John Dillinger, who was reportedly hung huge.

[quote]Another hot vintage mugshot

Well, vintage, anyway.

VIDEO......This scamp is pretty and in lots of trouble. DL Catnip.

Renton is a very classy place

Looks like realistic BF material

Good hair day!!

Ping!!

Handsome alert!!

Ginger Snap!!

Supermodel!!

Model Material!!

Model material!!

The vintage one is the hottest. Looks like Matt Dillon.

R327, I’d love to see the rest of him.

I just want to get my curling iron on R326 hair.

So you think I’ve got a big asshole. Well. Fuck you honey.

Mama’s mussy is headed to Madison

Allegedly a porch pirate. Male Model looks. If only he used his beauty for good.

R333 I watched the video. He said he was struggling while going to college. Why doesn't he become a male stripper? He is cute enough. It's better than stealing. Why not escort? I don't get it.

R332 looks . . . EVIL!

R334....kids today are just so lazy. KIDS

I would have bought him some Christmas presents.

He seems sad..

Cellblock Boss.

Mugshot Transformation!!

Come here often?

Supermodel.

(15:45 mark)....Teen goes on Grindr spree to rob "old" guys---like a 40 year old.. Then he ups his game by killing a granny....

Big mouth teen tells cops to suck his dick. It doesn't go well.

R344 I am impressed with the patience the police had with this kid. Don't know the city, but in a lot of places it wouldn't have gone so easily on the kid. Dumbshit.

The mouthy teen at r344 was a disappointment; the bearded cop in the green shirt, however, more than compensated.

Be alert ElderGays...Meet Spencer. Can we please all agree you are an idiot if you give strangers with sad stories a dime for online "fundraisers".? He claims his fundraiser is going to help pay back the old lady. The ending is worth it. This poor woman.

Down on his luck Cutie.

NH man accused of toppling porta-potty with woman, child inside, covering them in feces

R348 is pretty cute

naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him

[quote]naked man armed with crossbow who claimed aliens were after him

Mama's mussy is mystified.

His face is crooked like someone ran it through some kind of Picasso filter.

gorgeous without the facial hair.

Now that I've seen the deputy I don't know whose side to be on.

R349 I would have watched that and laughed like a stoned teenager.

Guess their crime from the mugshot?

Look at the camera. I said look at the camera, hey look at the camera.

22-year-old Tyler Chernoff from Ocala charged with DATING VIOLENCE

AUSTIN OSTRANDER

OnlyFans guy "Rocky.Official" ROCKY YARBROUGH Mugshot

DRIV WHILE LIC SUSPEND

Rocky's Instagram

Rocky has a big cock.

Guess which arrestee, after a weekend in the tank?

Pity. Rocky doesn’t even make my top 100 of the mugshot dregs on this thread who is like to see naked.

The deputy at r355 may be #1.

Was R355 also run through the picasso filter or has everyone in the area had their nose broken?

Rocky is gay friendly. $$$$

[quote] Rocky is gay friendly.

I thought he was gay, he jacks off other dudes, kisses them, licks their asses.

How is his schwanzstücker?

Rocky is very much a Florida Man. What’s happening in Ocala? Never heard of this place.

I detest op’s pic

R371 That guy looks a bit mousy.

Handsome.

Model.

Mugshot Transformation!!

Fun.

Hillbilly handsome.

Mugshot Model.

Rebel!!

R373 is cute. Hopefully he was arrested for soliciting.

R332 oh, I like him a lot!

His eyes, his lips, his hair, his face, etc.

I bet he has a nice one and a fat ass.

R332 Only 4th DUI? Well, he has his whole life ahead of him!

Rebel at R379 is cute. And in high demand judging from his hickies.

Rock employs smoke and mirrors to have a cute face but the body and junk are impeccable.

Supermodel material.

He needs to get into acting.

Someone alert Tom Ford!!

JESUS.

R388 is giving Mama's mussy a spiritual reawakening.

He likes to beat up on old people.

R390 Neck tattoo dropped off 3 points

But your okay with him beating up someone over 65?

He has a bit of a James Franco look but better looking.

Meet Ricky. His hobbies include trashing Grannys property home and stealing from the neighbors. This one is going to have a looooong stretch of mugshots.

[quote]He likes to beat up on old people.

Sometimes I feel like beating up old people, and I'm an eldergay.

Hello!!

I'm in the cell down the hall if you need to talk!!

Supermodel!!

Hello!!

Mugshot Transformation!!

Mugshot Model!!

It's all a misunderstanding....

This scamp has fun written all over him.

He will sleep on your couch after robbing you.

R403 is the first truly sexy one in the series. I bet he is a lot of fun in the sack.

It’s the felon version of Glen Powell at r404.

Oh look, another _____ ______.

Meh.

None of these guys' mugshots or backstories can top the drama, hilarity, and beauty of Donald Trump's third campaign manager (after the first two were also incarcerated), of Brad Parscale bring arrested in his own driveway.

After he beat on his wife and kids.

Half naked.

Drunk as hell.

Sobbing and screaming.

Tackled by multiple law enforcement officers.

That takedown and his subsequent whimpering are pure sex.

[bold] Friendly reminder. [/bold] This is NOT a political thread.

R409 is delectable.

R410 is not detectable.

[quote] We searched high and low, but we couldn’t find the page you're looking for. It may have been moved or deleted, or may never have existed at all.

DREAMBOAT ALERT.......

R411 = I post regularly on this thread. I usually only leave the posts up for a week. Just an FYI. It wasn't a bad post for a the first week. No biggie.

R412 looks like Mo Rocca. He just needs the eyeglasses.

Mugshot Transformation!!

From Brunette to Blonde!!

Hello!!

Innocent!!

Supermodel!!

Blonde behind Bars!!!

Model Material!!

[quote]From Brunette to Blonde!!

Someone is hoping to have more fun in the slammer!

^^ Helen Keller wouldn't have missed the fellatio imagery in that Clairol ad. ^^

Innocent with an explanation.

What is oddly attractive about some of these guys is the deep sadness in their eyes. A great many are just hurt little boys. That doesn’t excuse any crime committed but it does offer some reason for why it will continue. That kind of sad can’t be washed away by anything, and more trauma only deepens it.

Dreamboat in cuffs.

He looks like the guy who mows my lawn.

Amish Hot.

Jail just got a little hotter.

Mugshot Transformation!! Never too early to start a scrapbook full of your jailhouse photos.

Blonde Behind Bars!!

It's not going great.

Old Navy Mugshot!!

One good haircut/shave away from being a jailhouse supermodel!!

Ruh-Roh. His second DUI in four days!!

Meet Peyton. He spends some of the video with Mommy complaints. Sadly he "solves" that problem a year later.

Mama @432, you've been consistently scrapping the bottom of the barrel since the beginning of this mess of a thread, but making a post about how "hot" a deranged parricidal murderer is, has taken you down to the effing asthenosphere. You're either UTTERLY desperate or suffering from cognitive decline, mommie dearest. I guess that Peyton wasn't the only one who ought to have continued taking his medication.

R436 oh my. By all means take over the thread. Posts!! Posts!! Show us YOUR posts!! [bold]You are taking this thread waaaaay too seriously[/bold]. LoL

It is remarkable the number of criminals (allegedly) that have really great hair. Rarely clean or well cut but great hair still.

Tristen Gaskey? Tristen Nasty!

R436 it's called 'hybristophilia,' sexual attraction to violent criminals, particularly if they're attractive.

It mainly affects women, but a lot of gay men, too.

I remember the Boston Marathon bombers getting a lot of love here a decade ago.

[quote]I remember the Boston Marathon bombers getting a lot of love here a decade ago.

Maybe not the dead one.

R441 for a few days ,yes, while the brothers were on the lam.

[quote] it's called 'hybristophilia,' sexual attraction to violent criminals, particularly if they're attractive.

For me, it isn't sexual attraction, I wouldn't touch any of these guys knowing their history. However being a horrible person does not mean that they can be psychically attractive. There are a hot of actors who are successful only because of how they look but certainly not good people of high character. Nearly all of us lust, to some degree over beauty. I don't know anyone who doesn't but most of us are smart enough not to judge the book by the cover.

There’s the ridiculous pic of the man bun convict in my feed again…

Cute 18 y.o. in front of the judge. Sadly he didn't make it.

Cutie with mental health issues.

Video. Meet Ethan. This adorable fashion scamp in his Calvin Klein sweats. All that OnlyFans money just waiting for him to claim it..

Just watched R447’s clip - well, half of it - and it just left me feeling like I neither know nor understand anything about how many other people live. It’s like watching a video feed from another planet.

Thanks, R7.

I think it's great that Wynonna finally quit putting that awful red in her hair.

Jail just got a little hotter with this stud.

Love his curly hair, do they call him Ed or Edel?

The desperate troll us on the loose.

R452 I suspect Mama's Mussy has a shelf life.

[quote]Love his curly hair, do they call him Ed or Edel?

Eddie

[quote]Love his curly hair, do they call him Ed or Edel?

Personally, I would call him Ol' Jug Ears.

Has Dolce and Garbanzo called yet

Meet Dakota. 22. Red Shirt. Sadly he comes with a big mouth mother. Dakota seems sweet and innocent. Then the judge starts reading off his long rap sheet. (22:10)...One of his charges was "lewd and lascivious public sexual relations in the presence of a person". oh my.

This scamp doesn't have time for red lights.

oh my....

Another Cutie in Cuffs.

Meet Trent. Another Cutie goes to prison!!

[quote]Chesterfield man charged after hitting woman, urgent care building with car

I always preferred the Marlboro man.

R461 Oh, I hope Trenton is in the special protected "soft" unit.... that fresh kid is going to be eaten up, spit out... multiple times a day.

Mister Blue Eyes, not much else appealing about him but man what blue eyes.

Don’t mind me, I’m just jerking off in a Macy’s bathroom stall.

He probably would have been fine if he had stayed in the stall, people jerk off in stalls all the time (well not me of course) but he came out of the stall and exposed himself to someone.^^^^

He would have been hot without the tats.

[quote]Mister Blue Eyes, not much else appealing about him but man what blue eyes.

They’re contacts.

[quote]He would have been hot without the tats.

With the tats he would frighten the livestock.

This guy is adorable.

R470 well.. "adorable" is not the first adjective that comes up...

I love this thread, but it also evokes that scene in Gods and Monsters where Ian McKellen takes Brendan Fraser's hands and puts them around his neck and begs him to choke him to death.

Pretty.

Classic stunner.

R472 has been glamorized a bit from the original. Improved complexion, more defined scruff, bluer eyes ....

This guy gets arrested frequently - I think he has an interesting face.

This guy is some kind of mini-celebrity in England. I love the hair.

Persian.

Beautiful Indian.

Falling asleep during the mug shot

These cagemeats are the very embodiment of "DL hot"!

A lot of these guys look touched in the head

R484 For many that's just the salt on the popcorn.

Mama's mussy ain't moist anymore!

^^ The ravages of time....

Dillon gets arrested a lot. His hair is a different length each time.

I think he's cute - he's only 5'4".

R490 He would squeak like a mouse when penetrated.

6'6" Charles.

Hot doofus.

Nice hair (and he's 6'6").

Geoffrey is an actor and model.

I remember when this thread used to be about hot guys....not whatever these last 20 or so posts have been...ugh

I found a mugshot of a local Grindr dude once by me, and that mugshot was fucking hilarious. I have a terminal case of schadenfreude and this was like primo kompromat.

Barred while driving, and guess what I don’t do outcalls!

R496 - how 'bout this guy - he's kinda pretty.

R499 Didn’t he make a few songs in the 90s?

I don't know if he's pretty, but Tyler gets me hard.

Geoffrey Stirling is hot but scary

Another Geoffrey Stirling mugshot.

Which one of these guys would you want to slip out his sperm in some SaranWrap for you?

I like Ray's profile.

Nice hair, Jonathon!

Nicholas is cute.

R507 I wonder if he knows how much money he could make...

And, BTW, Nicholas is 6'5".

Bejan Zad - what kind of name is that, Albanian?

Zad is Persian (i.e. Iran) and means 'Son.'

[R490] He would squeak like a mouse when penetrated.

All creatures must learn to coexist.

That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony.

Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode.

[quote][R490] He would squeak like a mouse when penetrated.

All creatures must learn to coexist.

That's why the brown bear and the field mouse can share their lives in harmony.

Of course, they can't mate or the mice would explode.

I like Max's dark looks - the eyelashes on him!

didn't these guys fly planes into the Trade Centers?

R516 Reality test: the guys who flew did not survive.

R514 Stunning. Some of the lighting, the "key light", on this guys is great. I wonder if the persons taking the pics are also appreciating the beauty of God's creation.

Ryan is 6'9", 320 lbs. Imagine if that's all muscle.

Edgardo is hot (I mean, if you like Latinos).

I find that men with straight brow lines are always hot.

Meet Jared. Hot stud. When he wanted to fuck, and his wife turned him down, he promptly chopped her head off. Seriously. Who would turn this stud down?

^^^^ Link to Jareds story....

I think Kyle is classically handsome.

R527 Looks like he's almost ready to cry. Brings out the fatherly concern in one....

You really have to click on R531 to see his profile to see how pretty he is.

^^^^^^^^^^^ Stunning

R538 - poor Nicholas died in 2019, age 26.

I know how stupid this is. I even know I’ve said it here before. But for some reason it’s still astonishing to me that men this good looking choose to turn to a life of crime. No, not all of them are beauties.

But Michael - R537 - is, to me, heartstoppingly sexy. I’m sometimes jealous of handsome men, even at times resentful. I see how they get treated, fawned over, showered with unearned opportunity.

Life is so unfair.