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Zac Efron

R3 Oh Zac

Reminder: bulge does not equal VPL

Fighter weigh in

Wrestlers do it in the mud.

This fag has dicklett

r8 Let's not use 'the f word.'

I’ll use whatever vernacular I want cum dump faggot

^^White trash at r10. Seek help.

TERRY STARFISH YOU FISTING LESBIAN FAGGOT YOU NEED TO SEEK HELP KTHXBYe

Hijacked and derailed barely a dozen posts in. Happy New Year, everyone.

R3 that little bump doesn’t look very promising.

r1, the is the DL, bi does not exist according to most of the queens here.

GOAT presentation of VPL at OP. Beautiful cock.

R6, yeah, that's a good VPL -- you can tell he's circumcised.

More fun with the pup.

The poor pup would like his left leg freed from the harness.

Saw some great VPL/tenting at the gym 2 days ago. Hot guy in. Tulane t shirt and gray sweats was working out on the weight machines, with a big swinger showing through his sweats. At one point I noticed he really started tenting hard as he worked his arms ... then all of a sudden he went and sat down for a minute or two at an exercise bike ... obvious he was letting his boner go down.

It was haf.

R18, who is the cute guy?

Subtle

In honor of Oscar's release from prison...

Hog wild...

Pointing north to Harvard...

Bump

More wrestling...

...oops

Memory Lane: Jon Hamm goes commando

The peak of her beauty, R29. Now...

Don Draper goes commando...

I don’t get the lust for Jon Hamm. I don’t find him attractive at all.

r32, actually its not a requirement that you do

Sleepwalking

R34

No one asked for that!

Bump

R18-Do you think he'd mind if I pet both puppies?

Shame about the face, but nice singlet VPL

^^^^ There should be an ⬇️ under the words "GRAND VIEW," because it certainly is. 😳

Jesus, that is a fine looking cock R38, and those balls! Fuck yea, thanks for posting. The tats stupid, but most of them are... I'd love to see that guy in the showers after a match.

I wonder if that is a semi at R38 it certainly looks like it. I’m getting so old these days I’ve almost forgotten what it’s like to suddenly get a boner out of nowhere, and there’s nothing you can do about it. That is a fine example of VPL.

I would use his head as a post for storing my empty Trader Joes bags.

Grand View U is in Iowa. Lots and lots of wrestlers there.

There should probably be an entire thread on wrestling alone.

Just an observation: I think the pics in this thread may be more arousing than a thread that just showed the naked dick and balls. Funny how that is.

Matthew shows Fallon how to fill out a pair of tight pants (00:45).

Showing off his hog

Sportsmanship is important.

R47 see R24

Bump

Go to 27 minutes of this to see Hulk Hogan's massive hog in his sweatpants after his son was arrested for DUI.

R51. JESUS!

No one asked for that!

^^He's tying the waist strings on his shorts.

VPL does not mean very proud losers!

The thing with wrestling is that you see for yourself when guys get accidentally hard but it's completely fine and widely expected and accepted. That's where the homoeroticism of the sport kicks in.

R48 could also be in an Amazing Asses thread.

French player, Théo Hernández, for AC Milan.

Do people just pretend and dismiss when they plainly see a wrestler is hard?

More fun at the weigh-in.

I know this one's not exactly defined, but he's too damn cute; plus I really like his underwear.

Yum R18. That lucky dog.

Down Argentine way ....

Who is the guy at R18?

You want names now, R62?

r63 It would seem that that was his question, yes.

Well, it's a stupid question, R63. How about his address and cock size as well?

Might want to peruse this page.

R66 I prefer a sip of quality mineral water (this thread) to being waterboarded (your link).

Adam Frazier (Batimore Orioles). I think he's a free agent now. (Make that free-balling agent, perhaps. ;-)

Cyclist

Nice suit

SMU.

Nice smile.

Damn R70, the only way that man's going to lessen the appearance of that cock is to wear pleated trousers. Fuck that thing's hog of a dick... even flaccid!

Is anyone looking at R72's smile?

If you want to see all of Ricky Whittle, I think that old video of him jacking off is still around, but this dick print made it to one of his IG stories last year.

Here's a screenshot R75. Very hot man with a decent cock:

Man hanging with horse would be a horse-hung man?

What horse R77?

Team effort

Why do some guys get VPL in Speedos while others don't?

Good question, R81. See OP.

R70 There were tons of naked pics of that guy all over the internet maybe about 10 years ago. He had a great cock and body, then he suddenly disappeared. He looked the same in all of the pics so they must have been taken over a fairly short period of time.

The ever thirsty Gus Kenworthy.

North London Bulge

A video of a wrestler wearing what looked like some kind of International Jock fetish wear singlet popped up on my YouTube timeline today. Not linking because i think he’s underage, but the even weirder part is that his mom was filming it.

R83 There's still a slide show of him at Monstercockland.

R70 R83 R87 And Jonathan still appears to be a chemistry professor at the University of Bristol, UK.

R81. I used to swim as a 18;year-old…almost all of us dressed our dicks “up” in our speedos.

I never saw wood (too afraid of being called out as a cock watcher).

Damn, If I knew then what I know now…

Wow, I didn’t know that about him R88, thanks for posting. I wonder how he got into the nude stuff? I always thought he didn’t look like the regular porn models. I never saw him do sex pics, and he was usually naked and soft or semi hard, though there were a few hard pics. I also remember the pics of him pissing.

I suspect he only did it for a couple of years as he looked the same, never aged. I suppose it must have paid well, it just seems a strange thing for a university professor to do, though that makes it even hornier in my eyes.

R84, good pic of Gus Kenworthy. He revealed in an interview that he is uncut because he was born in the UK.

R91. The more appropriate term is "intact"...not uncut.

It’s uncut. The only dicks that aren’t intact are ones that have been cut off.

Jimmy Nugent is looking forward to his next match

Maluma.

wrestling gif...

running gif

volleyball gif

swimmer gif

Wrestlers get hard all the time and it seems like everyone just pretends they don't see it

pointy

dancer

More wrestling...

[quote]Wrestlers get hard all the time and it seems like everyone just pretends they don't see it

What causes wrestlers to get hard?

^^ Rubbing up another guy in an aggressive and sustained manner can cause you to get hard. No homo.

More singlet fun

R107 When you can see the veins in the cock, it's staged VPL, not the real deal...

[quote] Wrestlers get hard all the time and it seems like everyone just pretends they don't see it.

Not everyone.

[quote][R107] When you can see the veins in the cock, it's staged VPL, not the real deal...

I assure you, r108, we will survive.

- not R107

All the meat AND the potatoes.

[quote] I assure you, [R108], we will survive.

Ca-ching, bitch.

Can’t tell what’s going to pop first @ R111: his meat&potatoes or that zit on his chest!

More fun on the treadmill.

God, I love men...

Wow, R115 is like a smorgasbord of cock!

Be on the lookout. It's sweatpants season.

Were you born in a barn, r105?

I've seen other footage of that guy at the wrestling match at R109, and he was definitely attracted to something he was watching on the mat.

Hung ginger poses with a little person

Do we happen to know the young gentleman's name at r119? Asking for a friend...

R121 I don't have it, and it may be doubtful, because any identifiable uniform is covered by the generic hoodie that he got while attending this session at the Roger Williams Wrestling training camp.

Bump

BRB, going to Target.

Another random pic

The welsh farmer guy at R125 is hot.

Could that be the Return of Harrison @ r124?!?

More fun on (off?) the jet.

More fun on the train.

And no, you're shirt won't cover it.

^ your ;)

R129 that's a good one. I'm guessing there's a story...

Boxboi

More fun in the hardware aisle.

R132 = butterface

Face? Huh? Oh, yeah....

More fun on the Metro.

He looks ready for his audition at Men At Play.

See somethin' ya like?

[quote] Wrestlers get hard all the time and it seems like everyone just pretends they don't see it

Is it because they are being given the ‘oil change’ and/or basically a hand job with all the targeted groping that’s going on.

R104 WHOA

Bump.

Leonardo and Lorenzo Tano, who are the sons of Italian porn star, Rocco Siffredi, on the latest cover ICON magazine.

I believe that's Leonardo with the dick print.

So now there's incest queerbaiting?

R142 You are objecting?

Do STFU, R142.

They're Italian.

Brothers appearing affectionate isn't a big deal.

VVPL (vintage visible penis line)

Subtle...

And if you were wondering what's really under there...

^^Nice cock!

Bump

Bump

More fun in grey sweat pants.

Blue tights are a suitable substitute for gray sweatpants.

Pointing high

VVVPL (Very Visible)

Donna Murphy VPL

(from another thread)

French rugby player Arthur Retière.

Lands End VPL (lovely merino wool sweater)...

10 pounder incoming at the beach ....

^^^ oh wait, maybe that's snow instead of sand?

I don't think anyone is looking at whatever is in the background R160!

Arthur Retière is smoking hot! Yum.

Could this be called VBL?

Coming in at 5'7, Ibet Arthur Retière is a tasty amuse bouche! .. And funny how right above his butt the shorts say "global payments."

Zach Tinker in a Spidey suit gives me Spidey tingles.

R163 Zach's really cute and hot. I've been following him on IG for several years now.

But given his somewhat wacky sense of humor - and the way that thing in his pants looks - I think he shoved something down his pants just as a joke.

More fun at the little league game.

Jesus... what was the guy in R165's post thinking when he "got dressed" or "chose that outfit" for the ball game? Please tell me that's a pic from some random gay porn video.

If not, do you think he enchanted the nearby fraus?

Apologies for the jerky camera.

That Little League dad can come bulge near me anytime!

Rowers often show true VPL. And the pecs on both!

Young rower VPL

R169 uncut Spanish dick! The best

Silky shorts VPL

I started rowing and someone asked if we had to wear... he couldn't think of the name for the outfit. I said, "singlet?" And was corrected... wrestlers wear "signlets" I was told. Rowers wear "unis".

I don't care what they're called, I'm not wearing one to race. I'm way too old.

Unitard

Taiwanese Baseball Player

^^^Well that certainly belies the stereotype.

R176, there's a video too. He's being interviewed by a sports reporter.

^^^ The video translates to, "With two thick thighs you get jumbo egg roll."

Ray Bulger…er Bolger

OG VLP ;)

So, if R179's pic is to be believed, in that Ray Bolger pic, Ray is out of character for rehearsing "By Jupiter" a Rodgers & Hart musical. Ray played a character Sapien.

R165 is a very slutty dad.

More fun on the road paver.

Dayum!

German footballer, Lewis Holtby, when he played for the Tottenham Spurs.

That looks heavy R184. Yum!

This is HAWT, even if it is staged:

No idea why the link/link-preview didn't work above.

I guess copy paste it?

twitter.com/iamwaylen/status/1765870471294124448

Remove the " - " from that url ... no idea where that came from. Datalounge is really messing with that link, and I have no idea why. Nothing special about it.

Modesty VPL

R187 There's some glitch at DL related to twitter links. It's very similar to the glitch that occurs when trying to link to those video shorts hosted at youtube. There may be other sites with the same issue.

Anyway, the links put up from those two sources only work correctly, if you go to your settings and uncheck the box, "Show link previews." Once that's turned OFF, come back and the links work fine. Of course, you still can't see the preview.

Another mysterious DL hassle (especially for those who pay a subscription to see the previews).

Jake VPL

...just what I expected

Not really a VPL

More like a surprise gift...

Mornin'

Row, row, row, your boat...

More fun at the airport.

Unfortunately, he doesn't look like he's having much fun. .. Perhaps he could use a distraction while waiting for a delayed flight?

Woof

Jeans

I'll have the banana.

Running and bouncing.

I was with a guy like that before. Huge dick and tiny balls. You can tell from his voice.

Home Depot run...

ShoppeDePhoto^

The white outfit really highlights those muscles...

Yum!

A couple from Bristol City forward, Tommy Conway

....

Do football (soccer) players not wear jockstraps?

No.

R207 A lot of them freeball. And probably more prevalent than jockstraps are the ones who wear brief-like underwear. .. And many of the boys who play rugby, if they wear support, then they might wear some very wild or colorful briefs. There's a much bigger chance in rugby for shorts to be pulled down (or up), so if it happens, some of them appear to dress to "show off" their underpants. Also, some of them prefer Speedo-like swimwear under their shorts, and we've seen "Budgy Smugglers" appear in such scenes. (I don't know if players get endorsement money for this or not.) An example of this was last September when South Africa's Steven Kitsoff had his pants pulled up revealing his pink Budgy Smugglers. Fans were calling them his Barbie Girl pants.

A Stanford Cardinal.

No. That’s a Stanford Weenie..

Argentine footlballer, Eric Lamela

What are you staring at?

When you see VPL and can't help yourself... just just gotta bite it

VPL speedo side view

He's fat

That's chunky R215. Nice.

Egyptian footballer, Mohamed Essam.

He currently plays for The Cong-Viettel FC in Vietnam.

(btw - The photo is larger than the preview shows.)

Singlet VPL AND VBL

R215-I'd wait for him in the locker room, pull that Speedo down with my teeth, and pleasure that junk for hours. Yum, chlorine and bleach.

Marlon Brando VPL

The Kiss...

^^^ which, of course, is fake, and came from this.

That Darn Cat!

Matty Cash with Aston Villa Birmingham) - first butt, then bulge.

The cameraman should get an award.

^^^ Matty appears to freeball.

R226.

One often becomes excited when achieving one’s goal.

Rower VPL

Ronan Farrow VPL

Where!? There?! Nope

R229. Seeing some kind of bump…a phone?

Ronan Farrow is so ... pasty.

Jimmy with his bullet cord.

Sluts

You don't know if they're sluts or not.

What you DO know they are is "teases".

What's wrong with sluts anyway R234? This thread is filled with hot sluts and hot teases as R235 says. YUM!

Dan Osborne who always seems to have a nice VPL in everything he wears.

Tiny nipples. Big bulge.

^^And no VPL to be seen.

Exactly ^

Jimmy has a cute dog.

^Woof!

So many non-VPL links. Still fun, but some of you still don't get what VPL actually means, compared to simple bulges.

I didn't notice a dog...

I lived in L.A. for about seven years and noticed, at least then, that guys didn't run around shirtless like they do in other places. Who would have thought that L.A. actually had more class in this regard?

Jimmy has a dog?

Jimmy has a dong.

Cute guy. Cute video.

Adrián López

Nope.

habibi!

Not me R244, having walked into a street sign while distracted by a shirtless jogger in WeHo.

Social media has been throwing smirky thirst-trap videos my way that are little skits where VPL plays a big role. I'm assuming they're all prostheses, though.

Something about the guy at R240 bothers me.

I feel like he’s the only guy in the world whose dick would shrink when he gets hard.

Bump

Flashback 2012.

Bravo! ^

A hot, shirtless man in shorts, but no VPL.

People who really don't understand the difference between a bulge and a VPL should consult the pic at OP.

They should also study the concept of “visible.”

R253 is ridiculously hot. Who is that and what do we know?

Wrestling singlet for the win:

The new uniforms are awesome:

VPL down under

Spear me Spiro!

From Twitter

Mole alert!🚨🚨🚨

R261 : Butterface

VERY visible penis line!

^^ Truth, beauty, and beauty, truth. That's all you know and all you need to know.

Love it R266! It looks meaty and like it weighs quite a bit. Any more pics or the name of that guy?

Sorry R268. Just a Tumblr find

It was a good find R269.

R266 is absolutely awesome and making me salivate.

Blue boy

Is it pointing up or down?

Can’t tell.

Down, unless his dick is coming out of one of his balls.

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Pointing down. You can see the curve in the head.

2024 European Champion, Greek gold medalist Eleftherios Petrounias

It’s all Greek to me…

Well this should count

Since you have to be a tumblr member to see it, I have no idea if that counts or not.

Well that was dumb of me. Here, R280

Jimmy Garoppolo shows some vpl while hugging Nick Bosa

R282 Did they both do the obligatory junk grab as part of their celebratory embrace.

R282. Jimmy Garoppolo looks to have a nice cavalier penis wrapped in oh so suckable foreskin.

R284 Or said another way... it appears as though he has an engorged clitoris.

R285. Jimmy's just fine. You're mean.

Go Joe!

Gross R287!

More VPLs!

Singlet VPL

That slut, Max Ehrich

Sometimes I think the str8 guys posing in singlets, speedos and the like may have homosexual inclinations.

Something to study.

Bump

Just the sometimes?

I just returned from a 30-day trip to Egypt & Morocco (with a brief stop in London). Men in North Africa seem to love casual wear and track suits. There were lots of young, fit guys around, but for some strange reason, not a hint of VPL. Anywhere. I'm not sure what kind of undergarments are popular there, but they seem to hold everything together in a way that those who costume Superman would envy.

Thank god for London, where VPL still exists.

34th Street heading into Penn Station

Water bottle frot!

34th street is Penn Station. One does not ride from one into the other.

He might want to sit down.

Semper Fidelis

Singlet bulge at 12:00!

Impressive swing. Apparently, he made the cut...

Liam Hemsworth VPL

Not chewable!

Nothing but fags here…you guys are obsessed.

You’re welcome!

"Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it."

You're oh-for-three now. WTF is wrong with you?

You asked for it.

R308 Bobby never had much to show, but he's in good shape for a wastrel in his 70s. I was always amused by the shorts and jorts in the 80s.

This is pretty amazing:

^^^ Sorry, please login / register to view this blog.

That's amazing.

Looks interesting but

"Registration Closed Temporarily"

Thish ish mesh!

R313. In the YouTube comments, he says his penis is intact.

R313. I followed this little tramp on X and joined his OF for a hot minute (when he wasn’t so husky). He was an underwear fetish, so this tracks.

He’s British, and is faking his accent (what he thinks a California Surfer Dude sounds like) but it’s inconsistent.

The kid seems decent, if he wasn’t so affected.

So yep, he’s uncut/intact.

^^^ underwear fetishist

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Pole vaulter with his poles.

More fun in Brazil.

(You can see more of his smiting face if you click on the link.)

Some of the shots of VPL in singlets are so obscenely obvious that they almost look Photoshopped, but I'll bet at least some of them aren't.

Still one of my favorites...

This from the same X account...

"Not found"

Show me the vpl

A-tisket, a-tasket

A bulging, enormous basket

I send a VPL to Datalounge

And on the way I dropped it

I dropped it, I dropped it

Yes, on the way I dropped it

A little gayling picked it up

And put it in his pocket

FYI for R321 and R322, even though it says Not Found. when I click near the green border to the Not Found graphic, the site opens.

R326 I discovered that yesterday, but when the site opened, X still says:

[quote] Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.

That worked for me for R321... I have to say the drooling was a nice touch on that one.

Diver VPL

R329 You may appreciate the thread on "Men's Diving Wet Bulges and Splashes."

Agreed, R330, since R329 is not a fucking VPL; It’s a bulge!

R331, I would describe that thing at 329 as closer to a VPL than a bulge. And watch your language.

Upright

Britain's Sir Mark Cavendish celebrates as he crosses the finish line to win stage 5 of the 2024 Tour de France cycling race, from Saint-Jean-de-Maurienne to Saint-Vulbas, France (177,4 km) on Wednesday 03 July 2024.

R334 It appears that Sir Mark has a mons pubis and little else.

Mons pubis

^^^ What is that?

Don't be a mons pusher, r336

it's a trap!

Is that piece on the cyclist's uniform removable so that he can take a leak during the race? Or is it just padding to protect his junk?

Upright

Beautiful dick at OP.

Row on.

Competitve

Wow, the one in black definitely wins!

I think this counts as some retro vintage celebrity VPL:

Cyclin’

Bump

British shopping spree.

Not a big 10 but good enough.

Fighting Irish

Triple VPL: Gold, Silver, Bronze

From another thread...

R350, very nice

Argentine rugby player, Manu Bernstein

btw - 6'4

Look at those long fingers

Subtle, but visible.

Formula 1 driver Charles LeClerc

R356 It's more of a bulge than a VPL, but it's ample! 🍆👀😈

LeClerc was also noticeably hanging left when he was carrying the torch at the Paris Olympics.

There's something showing starting at about :16 or :17 in this Little Caesar's commercial.

R359 Funny. Because I just saw that ad on TV yesterday, and immediately thought of this thread. They've obviously got a theme going. I expected some VPL from one or both guys dressed in their football uniforms. You've got the right time for the one player. But don't miss the guy who comes in wearing the beige slacks. You can see his around the :21 - :23 mark.

Timothée Chalamet

Wrestler Finn Bálor puts on a VPL show every time he enters the ring. I think his promoters encourage it.

R361 Little tiny peter. Cute.

Stubbée Chalamet?

Is Chalamet‘s unit in a cock cage?

He is “dating” a Kardashian, so…

Liev Schreiber

Well hello there

Lycra

that's pretty amazing

There's not a shred of doubt that R368 was Photoshopped.

Beautiful VPL at OP.

Joe Jonas

Joe Jonas 2

Just remember seeing this dude. Kathie Lee Gifford’s nephew wore too-tight trousers on Family Feud.

^^^ That bitch knew exactly what he was doing!

Bump

Hop on!

Devon Allen

Shawn Mendes

R379

Is that a pimple in his nether region?

Brazilian.

^ poetry in motion

Is this what turns you people on, a glimpse of some foreigner or movie star's buldge? You all need to get a life and walk down the street. This stuff is all over the place if you open your eyes and stop looking at your phones.

R383. So not a domestic? You’d prefer seeing a servant’s bulge instead.

Oh piss off, Mary R383.

Stuff it deeply R383, you pontificating, preachy, scolding, hall monitor. Try something totally new for a change… Try to get laid.

Yes to everything r386 said, except the get laid part. Even if you managed to NOT fuck jtnup you’d still make the other person miserable and questioning their life choices that got them sick-deep in your Cunt Canyon.

I hope we never find out who you are, r383 because if we did we’d have to hunt down your mother and hold her up as an example of why Roe needs to be federally codified.

Sorry r383, but I don't openly eye-fuck passers by on the street.

Your bug-eyed once-up-and-down before honing in on some poor innocent guy's package is rude, offensive, and very last century.

You come off as some mincing, ugly, aged-out relic.

R388 😂

R387

You must live in a small town R388 I live in NYC a real city where you see everything some of which would make you crumble.

Whatever to you all. I even forgot what poster I was. Just walk down the street in whatever podunk place you live and see whatever you can see. It's there.

Now, back to our program...

Ciro Immobile - Italian soccer player

Always a pleasure, but that one's been featured previously. Ciro shows up on the hot ass threads as well. What a stud.

That’s more than just VPL R393. Mind you, I am NOT complaining. Thanks for that. Woof.

[quote]Ciro Immobile - Italian soccer player

And his lovely wife La Donna.

Toni Kroos

West Ham's Lucas Paquetá

^ his paquetá even bounces around when he's wearing some kind of undergear.

On another note, that's some foot move by the guy in blue.

R394, that ass is per-fuckin-fection! Jesus...

Here's another one of Ciro.

He's not shy on the pitch.

Gutman bulging.

R402, those teefs tho, yikes.

R403 I think there's some kind of lighting-resolution problem with the photo. While the bulge has not been altered from the original photo, the source said they put it through an editing program to enlarge the entire photo 6X, and In the version where you can see the other three guys who are with him, everyone's teef has that same odd look.

R402. That's not Gutman

New Bosa pic.

He’s definitely no Gutman.

I like seeing it

Swimmer VPL

Baseball VPL

Batter VPL

Nice bat.

NICE one, R409!

Pro golfer Cam Young

More fun on Boulevard Haussmann in Paris.

Damn! Aside from obviously having a big one, that guy at R415 is absolutely gorgeous. One more reason to move to Paris, or at least visit :-)

Brazen hussies!

Arby's Curbside Pickup?

Like they say, R418: "We have the meat(s)."

Nice hog bro!

I hate myself just a little bit more each time I see a dudebro like r418's pic and think he's hot.

R403 😂

Kauli Vaast, 2024 Olympic gold medalist in surfing

A couple of Arsenal's Declan Rice

btw ... cute ass as well.

R426 made me realize I haven't seen a Jack Grealish thread recently. That looks like a nice socket for a cock..... perhaps there's a new whore in town?

The other player in the photo at R426 has more than likely had night sweats over that.

He [italic]is[/italic] hot, R421. You can stop hating yourself for seeing the obvious.

Also, R421, why would you hate yourself for thinking that guy is hot? Just because he's a lower-class food service employee?

From Twitter (hopefully this works)

PACKING

As absurd as this sounds, the reason I am still entertained by VPL is that it reminds me of my childhood when there was no choice to satisfy my homo desires but to sneak a peak at dudes on the street.

Of course, I'm not going to take a picture - that's just gross. But, getting an eye-full by random chance encounter is still very entertaining to me.

[quote]Also, [R421], why would you hate yourself for thinking that guy is hot? Just because he's a lower-class food service employee?

Because lusting after "dudebros" who are both likely straight and likely to be a antigay is a bit pathetic.

Might the specific guy be gay or totally cool with gay people - sure. But, I'm generalizing on the "dudebro" aspect of his comportment.

Yes, you're generalizing -- and sweeping generalizations are the refuge of ignorant, narrow-minded people.

Also, OBVIOUSLY the people who are commenting on the photo in question are reacting to his hotness, not to his politics or his decency or indecency as his human being, because OF COUSE none of us has any way of knowing anything about that.

[quote]Yes, you're generalizing -- and sweeping generalizations are the refuge of ignorant, narrow-minded people.

LOL - yes, I was also obviously joking about hating myself.

Life is never as serious as some of you people seem to think it is.

[quote] Life is never as serious as some of you people seem to think it is.

What the fuck are you even talking about, R436? This is a thread devoted to VPLs--it's about as unserious as you can get.

R435 just an observation, and a little bit of support for the humorous comment about the Arby's worker: there is a shadow in many gay men where they are attracted to "straight" guys who humiliate them. Sometimes it's just an interesting sexual piquancy. Sometimes it's self-loathing and destructive.

R438 - thanks for getting the joke.

I can't believe DL has come to having to explain such jokes to people.

^^^^Sorry, but I don't think there was anything in your original post that made it obvious you were joking.

This should teach everyone a lesson. Wear shorts and slacks that are too tight especially at the crotch.

R381 bountiful bounce.

These threads are my favorite threads on all of DL.

Not really a VPL, but still enjoyable...

[quote]^^^^Sorry, but I don't think there was anything in your original post that made it obvious you were joking.

Poe's Law in action.

My how DL has fallen.

Gas Station VPL

Boy, it's hot out here...

Super hot

Tic Toc guy

What'you lookin' at?

Just strolling along...

More fun jumping rope.

That post at R381 is spectacular

Should be two categories -

1) VPL

2) VPL because the guy has fluffed and is deliberately creating a photo or video to show the world his VPL

A dick is a dick, R454 - stop trying to quantify it. Don't like it? Start another thread.

Meanwhile...

Walking your dog.

L.A. Chargers quarterback, Justin Herbert.

Team Argentina (video).

^^ Argentina has always produced quality VPL.

It's academic.

Bump

Okay, who is the slut at R460?

R462 It's James Maxwell. Most of his socials used to go by: james.maxyy

I say 'used to', because the links on a linktree page don't seem to work any longer.

A couple years ago he did a solo at Reno Gold.

Some of these whores are just giving it away!

Spaceman VPL

Well someone got a chubby while on that thing, R465

Subtle

teamwork

Bob Shaft

It's grey sweat pant season.

Anyone else wonder if Bob Shaft, at R469, is a guy who rides his bike with friends? Is he such a show-off that he hangs with the guys with his cock on display like that?

I really don't think straight guys would do that so conspicuously...

This can't be for real...

Of course that can be for real. You've not ever worn a tool belt below your regular belt obviously. Also, he's packin'

It's not real. That ain't stretch fabric.

Arnold Palmer

Not real, because most of the photo manipulations that feature that guy show a badly 'shopped cock hanging out of his jeans with an even phonier looking hole in his shirt. And his pants on the side don't look anything like they do the supposed VPL photo(s) above.

this is the reason we watch Survivor...

Waiting for you...

Damn! Who is he R478

I see that instaho linked to as "brouwnboy" or "Mr. Brown".

Here's his "Get All My Links" page.

38-year old winner of the Kona 2024 Triathlon

Bump

Robbie reminding everyone to vote.

I still don't believe that the people who take selfies are unaware of all the "details" they share.

Frustrated on the sidelines.

He might need some post-game relief.

Tom Holland

If that video of Tom Holland is not doctored -- HOLY SHIT! HOT AS FUCK!!!!!

Looks more like a golf ball in his pocket

Or Jake's hand.

That’s it?

I got this ad on Twitter. And I don't golf.

Chris Pratt golf VPL, if you look closely. But certainly a worthy bulge.

Another of Tom Holland golfing.

Look carefully

A little more than VPL. I wonder what's the story here?

At the beach...

Here's that Iron Man Winner from upthread...

Another Tom Daley pic...

R495 I almost think that's AI

Who is that, who are they at r495. Asking for a friend..

Children of Skynet, R500.

R499 Definitely.

Apparently Skynet is both gay and obsessed with Grant Gustin.

I hope the Sperminators that it makes have functional penises.

Australian decathlete, Jake Stein, with his pole(s).

In the bodega.

Poor Chris Pratt ain't workin' with much down there. He can't be much more than 3" soft (if that). Rather nice girth though.

To me they're just not hot when they intentionally show their basket. When they don't realize they're presenting it's scorching.

R495 it's AI, Helen Keller

R509 The thread is what it is.

Agreed that candid dick prints out in public are special and in a category all their own. But they seem to be rather rare, and the thread would probably move pretty slow - possibly filled with repeats - if that's all it had.

But there could easily be separate threads for: 1) guys showing off when they're taking selfies and know what they're doing, 2) guys wearing various types of undergear or sweatpants who know damn well it's visible, 3) wrestlers in their always-revealing singlets, 4) jocks in other sports like football, rugby, soccer, diving, track and field, golf .... etc.

But they're all here, and it's not that big of a deal.

Anyone know which bodega that is @ R207?

R513. I believe you meant R507.

Was watching a football game this past weekend and the camera panned to a player on the sidelines with a possible injury. There was a young guy standing in back of him dressed very casually in a white tee and light colored pants. very crew cut frat type blond. Ed Harris visage. Instantly noticed the VPL announcing itself for all to see and just when I thought it couldn't get sexier, he reaches down and adjusts himself. Camera pans away and "scene!"

R515 I played sports in HS, and have watched sports regularly for decades, I know the games and get very invested in outcomes... .AND almost always there is a moment where VPLs are ample, apparent, and a reason to live. Football is usually the most generative of VPLs. Oddly (I mean they are wearing shorts) basketball is usually less productive than soccer, baseball, and tennis. Of course real wrestling (not the carnival stuff) is ridiculous.

Just thought you'd like to know...

The VPL at R512 is pretty impressive, but that guy's body is so gorgeous that I hardly noticed it at first.

^^ That guy has a great body, but the skin on his upper body looks like plastic. It looks as if he has no pores whatsoever.

More fun at Starbucks.

Rs 507,512 & 519 are the sexiest posts in this thread.

Long-haul flight.

R519 is a Venti that I wish Starbucks had on the menu! 🍆👀😈

...!

cut cocks make for excellent VPL - a thin, clingy fabric just wraps/drapes itself around that big beautiful cock head. Such a great crown to a long shaft? Fuck yea. Thanks R523!

A more appropriate “that’s a penis” post at R523.

R524, check out the pic at OP in case you missed it--now that's a beautiful cut cap!

Italian footballer, Matteo Darmian, currently playing for Inter Milan.

Can we just skip to dessert?

That pic at R528 is scorching hot, not only for the guy's bulge and VPL but even more for what we can see of his incredible body, especially his magnificent thighs :-)

Hot blond.

For anyone who likes 'em nerdy, James Acaster's VPL is on show throughout his new special, Heckler's Welcome. It's more impressive than the jokes.

R530 Northern European fuckboy

Can't tell if this one is candid or posed. I'll go with the former, because it's more fun that way.

Nice, R533.

Oh please R533, that man knows he's hung and if he left the house in those shorts to, I don't know, run? Work out? Cut the grass? He knew exactly what he was doing... telling all of the other men in the area that their cocks can't compare, letting women in the nabe know he available for a deep fuck and possibly advertising for a blow job.

But yea, nice - like are R534 already said.

German footballer, Toni Kroos, who most recently played for Real Madrid. I believe he announced his retirement after Euro 2024.

[quote]letting women in the nabe know he available for a deep fuck and possibly advertising for a blow job.

Don’t ruin it by mentioning females.

r533 is semi hard

He’s a narcissist then, and they are all partially Bi

Former NFL player Arthur Lynch.

R528 is the hottest moose knuckle I have ever laid eyes on. That guy is a god.

More fun at the gym.

Tight slacks.

There’s that word again.

Even the little dog noticed it.

Here's one for the grandpa hunters out there.

Out on the pitch.

r509, I agree that the hottest ones are public ones that aren't posed (whether the guy is intentionally showing off or not).

But if you think about it, outside of sports (which I also find less sexy because it's not really in a public setting where such things aren't expected), how is one going to take a pic of a guy if he's not posing?

I've seen way more good VPL IRL. I'd love to have taken some pics. But it's extremely hard to do that without being caught. I've only done it few times when the guy was 10/10 worthy of sending to other gays.

So I understand why so few of these pics exist.

Yep, still there.

R543 is that a semi hardon? Or is his dick that enormous when soft?

^^It appears that some of these have been photoshopped fluffed.

R553 is definitely photographically enhanced.

A few are these are INFAMOUS photoshop jobs.

Here are a couple of blasts from the past. Roy Thinness, one of the most handsome actors around back in the 60s & 70s and worked on up to 2007. And the late great Rick Nelson.

The Busboy from Seinfeld

VPLs, R557? Do you have x-ray vision?

^^ If you can't see the obvious VPLs in those images you are apparently sight impaired.

Yes, those outrageously obvious dick outlines underneath 1950s underwear and denim and tweed. Simply knowing they have dicks in there isn't the same as seeing a dick outline. At best, those are bulges.

Well R561, I'm sorry I can't produce those VPLs in braille for you. But if you can't see them you clearly need to make a visit to your ophthalmologist.

Sure, Jan, R562.

you must be blind. Nelson dickhead is starkly outlined.

No it isn't, R564. Please stop and go away.

How about you go away R565. You blind moron.

GIRLS! Can we please stay focused on VPLs?

the tiresome troll at R565 is incapable of any eye focus whatsoever.

Is vintage cocklet worth the argument?

Mary R566 is very upset!

A true vpl always has that indelible cut cap, like the luscious crown at OP, or this edible mushroom...

Well, R571, that obviously wouldn't be true if the fellow in question were uncircumcised :-)

Yeah, obviously, R572.

But what I meant was that it's certainly possible to have a very hot VPL of an uncut penis, although R571 doesn't seem to agree.

R574, of course I agree an uncut aardvark dick can provide a luscious cock line in the right thin garment. But the cut knob really delivers.

God this thread has become unbearable - as always in DL-land, by two or three hissy-fit girls squabbling like keyborad warriors. Never winning an "argument", never clever, witty, or cutting, just vulgar. I can't imagine spending my time bickering with a total stranger as some of you do.

That said, thanks R571! Damn, that is fine looking and yes, CUT cock always presents better VPL!

Well we certainly wouldn't want vulgarity on the VPL thread, would we?

I see no hissy-fit squabbling or vulgarity here, R576, just a healthy and civil disagreement over whether uncut penis can make for a nice VPL. So piss off.

The Moreira Twins on X. They'll send you nudes if you ask.

Thanks, R579, for getting this thread back on, uh, track.

New thread at the ready.

Celebrity VPL.

I pubic mound/bulge and a VPL are two very different things.

I live for vulgarity when it comes to men's todgers.

Dick print is a better term.

VPL has been taken over by the "visible panty line" crowd.

It's not better, R585, it's different.

McNeeley

R583 Well, one would hope there is a relationship.

Here are some famous, semi famous, and at least one infamous VPLs. Aaron Tippin, Fred Dryer, Chris Boyson, and Paul Snider the husband and murderer of Playboy model Dorothy Stratten (who blew his own brains out after he killed his wife). For those who aren't aware Chris Boyson was one of that British harlot Katie Price's former paramours.

Luigi Mangione VPL

Italian sausage of the day .. sprinter Luca Sito.

btw - he's 6'3

nice. tasteful proportions

Uncut meat VPL usually looks like the guy has a lizard tucked in his crotch.

Probably more bulge, but worth a blown-up examination. Plus, his right hand is ready to go ....

I detect a bit of tumescence in R594.

There is no VPL at R590.

Nice nips, though.

A reminder of the new VPL 2 thread.

I meant "A reminder of the new VPL 2025 thread.

See you all there!