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Fernando Lamas' cock in Rose Marie (1954)

Sweet Baby Jesus, would you look at the size of that pinga outline! Here's what the IMDb trivia section of the film says about this scene:

[quote] In her autobiography, Esther Williams, who was Fernando Lamas' last wife, related that Lamas was especially proud of the size and shape of his manhood, and would often greet visitors semi-erect for the shock value. Whether or not it was deliberate, proof of this can be found in Rose Marie (1954), in which Lamas wears tight slacks and is clearly dressing to the left, particularly in the scene in which he is captured by the Indian tribe and tied shirtless to the totem pole. As the camera closes in on Howard Keel cuffing Lamas, it's also apparent that Lamas isn't wearing underwear beneath his costume.

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by Anonymousreply 16January 2, 2024 3:15 PM

[quote]Fernando Lamas' cock in Rose Marie (1954)

WHAT?

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by Anonymousreply 1January 1, 2024 7:30 PM

My very first thought r1. 🤔

by Anonymousreply 2January 1, 2024 7:36 PM

Lucky Rose Marie!

by Anonymousreply 3January 1, 2024 7:41 PM

This is what happens when you don't put quotation marks or italicize the titles of movies, TV shows, books, etc.

by Anonymousreply 4January 1, 2024 7:59 PM

And we all know the story about how Fernando Lamas instructed costumer Irene Sharaff to cut his trousers tight around the crotch so that his cock would upstage Ethel Merman on opening night of the pre-Broadway tryouts of "Happy Hunting."

Miss Merman was not amused by Lamas' antics and she had the power to have him fired. Instead, she kept him on the bill, which prevented him from portraying Emile in "South Pacific." The part went to Rossano Brazzi.

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by Anonymousreply 5January 1, 2024 8:05 PM

That's right bitches. You can bow down now.

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by Anonymousreply 6January 1, 2024 8:20 PM

We already bowed down at R1, Ro.

by Anonymousreply 7January 1, 2024 8:25 PM

I will not be making a statement on this matter.

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by Anonymousreply 8January 1, 2024 8:26 PM

Va va voom!

by Anonymousreply 9January 1, 2024 8:40 PM

I think Rose Marie was confused. That was my fine cock inside of her

by Anonymousreply 10January 1, 2024 8:43 PM

Knowing Rose Marie it was more likely dirty anal.

by Anonymousreply 11January 1, 2024 10:31 PM

Any verificatia that Lorenzo is genetically blessed with daddy's sizemeat? 🍆👀

by Anonymousreply 12January 1, 2024 10:33 PM

I've never seen a more obvious cock in an old move than Douglas Fairbanks in The Thief of Bagdad. That thing is sticking out in those harem pants throughout most of the movie. I guess Mary was his fluffer.

by Anonymousreply 13January 1, 2024 11:12 PM

She was rarely seen without Dick.

by Anonymousreply 14January 1, 2024 11:20 PM

[quote] Instead, she kept him on the bill, which prevented him from portraying Emile in "South Pacific." The part went to Rossano Brazzi.

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by Anonymousreply 15January 2, 2024 3:15 PM

Brazzi looks like he had quite a package himself!

by Anonymousreply 16January 2, 2024 3:15 PM
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