Did you make any resolutions?

Wow--that's quite the resolution.

I resolved to look at the Daily Mail twice as much to compensate for OP's stupid resolution.

I’m resolving to post only meaningful comments on the Internets, starting RIGHT after I post this one.

I’m going to clip my toenails at least once

I only made one resolution for 2024: From now on, whenever I hear someone pronounce vase as “vahz”, I’m going to smack them right in their “fahz”.

Honestly, you people are worthless people. Truly, shit. But the joy is, you have to live with yourselves.

[quote] But the joy is, you have to live with yourselves.

The tragedy is that we have to live with your embarrassing comma splices.

Hire more hookers

No. I've got a lot to change about myself and my life but resolution-ing doesn't seem like a good strategy for me. I have a big problem with "resentful obligations", and resolutions pretty quickly go that route, from wine to vinegar

I made a January resolution, does that count?

For the month of January I will drink my morning coffee black, no Coffee Mate Flavored Creamer. Thereafter, flavored creamer only on weekends. It's just oils and chemicals and terrible for you but I love it.

Which reminds me, I posted this creamer free plan of mine on the "Underwhelmed" thread and someone asked if I was switching to half and half. I don't think I responded. I should go over there and respond; I hate to be impolite. Good manners are key on The Datalounge.

OP will be deprived of fat chicks in horrible outfits being described as "wearing comfortable joggers and showing their slim pins". Think it through, you know how the mail loves to cunt off.

R10 I was thinking about doing that too! I go through a lot of creamer and feel like I don't even get to taste the coffee. My guy was just here for the holidays and he drinks it black, it makes it very convenient. I drink flavored coffee anyhow so it shouldn't matter.

Yes. To be super organized & to maintain it.

I resolve to wash my pussy at least once this year.

Learning Spanish. I bought a bunch of books at Goodwill and Rosetta Stone from Ebay for $15.

Clipping toe is for losers.

Sanding them down with a Dremel™ is the hip, modern way for pedicure.

R15 I just bite mine off

I’m probably a part of the first class of millennials to become addicted to internet porn. I’m finally done. Fuck you AOL. I win.