DL NFL Fans, Now: Detroit Lions v. Dallas Cowboys

It's time. Detroit needs to be in the Super Bowl.

When did hey get good??🙄🙄

Hey good…

Since about 2 seasons ago, r2.

They started turning it around last year, R2, and they’ve already clinched their division title this year.

I like it when a team tries to get their running game going, but so far, not so good for the Lions.

Yup.

Contraception!

There are a ton of elderly Detroit fans scattered across the country who will finally be able to die peacefully if the Lions even make it to the Super Bowl. Their fan base has put up with so much heartbreak and letdowns over the years/decades, they deserve it.

I’m sorry, I’d try to care but I’m doing intense voodoo support rituals for the Chiefs right now and can’t focus on anything but the air fryer tortillas I’m going to attempt at half-time.l tomorrow.

I hope Dallas loses. I can't stand that smug fucker Dak Prescott.

[quote] Contraception!

If only the “Virgin” Mary had tried that.

Wow.

Beautiful!!

Lamb is pretty cute 🥰

[quote]I hope Dallas loses. I can't stand that smug fucker Dak Prescott.

But, he and they have their own television network and hired shills to talk about them at every opportunity as if they were the salvation of mankind. It's called ESPN.

Compadres! Aww, Troy, he’s precious 😍

R16

You are full of shit, R16, I had you blocked for a reason, I guess.

Lots of people on every network hate the Cowboys. Starting with that mutherfucker Stephen A Smith.

Just keep your filthy paws off Jared Goff. He's been mine since his days at Cal!

Now, that was stupid throw to make.

Faked punt!

I haven't seen one of those since forevah.

Ok, this Lions running game is steaming.

Take the points, Lions.

Don't go for this

Dumb.

The score is low given all the plays from both teams.

That favors Detroit.

Fake the punt again!

Troy has some sort of look on his face. Loathing, maybe? Looking at Jones.

He’s probably thinking about how many more super bowls they could’ve won if not for the arrogance of fucking Jerry Jones.

Love this moment!!

I'm a Cowboys fan but despise the Jones family and the way everyone feels they have to kiss their ass. Good on Troy for not doing so (looking at you Romo).

I'd be happy if the Lions went all the way. Detroit deserves some good news and, besides, they're not an asshole team (likethe Eagles or Pats).

Jared Goff looks like a meth addict version of Ryan Gosling.

Now, Lions, take the damn field goal points this time if you don't get in on a touchdown.

No more going for it. You'll need those 3 points later on.

[quote]Lots of people on every network hate the Cowboys.

Just not ESPN.

Yay!

I'm thinking Dak has at least one more interception is his system.

[quote] Yay!

I’m so happy.

Wow.

Damn

Holy Crap!

Too bad.

How bout dem Boys!!!

"I hope Dallas loses. I can't stand that smug fucker Dak Prescott."

I can't stand that smug fucker Jerry Jones

Wow!

Bathe Sam Laporta and bring him to me. Love me some tight ends, not a euphemism.

Never give up on the Lions.

Hallelujah!

Kick the damn field goal.

Dak Prescott doesn't have 5 quarters of football in him.

I’m going to have a heart attack.

Off sides!

Jeezus. This is stressful.

JFC.

Dumb fuck Campbell.

Bad throw.

Yep. Needed to put it higher and farther out to catch him in stride.

Holy crap, that was something!

What the hell is illegal touching?

At least this time a big decís goes the way for the Cowboys.

Yay!!

^Decision. ^

Suck it, haters 🥳🥳🥳

Goff looks like he packs a massive dong. 6'5