Celebrity Death Pool 2024

Dick Van Dyke

Tina Louise

Rudy Giuliani

Kathy Griffin

I'm afraid it's about Teri Garr's time

Madonna

Linda Ronstadt

Johnny Depp

Donald Trump

Bam Margera

Mel Brooks

Jimmy Carter

Maggie Smith

Kanye West

Mein suicidal bunker Fuhrer.

Jack Nicholson

Russell Brand

Shannen Doherty.

Looking forward to Murdoch, Trump, and Dubya. Will cry if Ozzy, Keith Richards, or Macca die.

Ezra Miller

Shirley Jones

Cindy Birdsong

Dick Cheney

R13, Maggie Smith just turned 89 this week. Her friend and frequent co-star, Judi Dench, turned 89 earlier in the month.

Classic Hollywood stars that are still with us:

Shirley MacLaine, 89

Kim Novak, 90

Eva Marie Saint, 99

Joanne Woodward, 93

Carroll Baker, 92

Margaret O'Brien, 86

Dolores Hart, 85

Sophia Loren, 89

Lee Grant, 98

Jacques Pépin

Zac Efron

Bill Hayes Constance Towers Suzanne Rogers Lorenzo Lamas David Selby Susan Sullivan Susan St.James Chevy Chase Jane Curtin John Lithgow Dan Rather Sam Donaldson Diane Sawyer George Lopez Priscilla Presley Clarence Thomas Leslie Charleson

Rachel Maddow's much older spouse, Susan Mikula

Marla Maples, the former Mrs. Trump

Lee Grant, the former Mrs. Manoff

Kurt Russell, the current Mr. Goldie Hawn

Sadly, June Lockhart...

I'd also place bets on:

Julie Andrews

Carol Burnett

Teri Garr

and, tragically, Mel Brooks

Prince Andrew

Oh, are we including fratricide now, R31?

Estelle Parsons.

Rosanne Barr

Ted Turner

Joe Pesci

Tom Brokaw

Barbara Eden

Max Baer Jr.

Gerry Spence

Iggy Pop

[quote] Clarence Thomas

If, only. And painfully, joined by the old lady.

Bob Newhart

One of my faves, Ann Blyth, is about due for her last curtain call.

Clint Eastwood

Shirley Maclaine

Anthony Hopkins

Jamie Foxx

Britney Spears

King Charles III

Leslie Charleson, General Hospital

Denise Alexander, General Hospital

Constance Towers, General Hospital

Tristan Rogers, General Hospital

An Osmond, a Partridge, a Brady, a Walton and a Jackson.

Faith Prince

Julie White

Shawnee Smith

Scarlett Pomers

Christine Baranski

It's a Sitcom Sidekick Slaughter!!!!

Bill Clinton.

Dick Cheney

Dick Cheney is indeed the pin-up boy for “modern” medicine, having experienced his first heart attack, in his thirties, back in the ‘70s.

How the fuck is Bill Cosby still alive?

People should stop checking into that hospital, R44 - it’s a death trap

Charles III

The Duchess of York

The Princess of Wales

Prince George of Wales (found at the foot of a high castle tower at Windsor after he goes up to play there with his sister, who tells everyone later he told her he was looking quite depressed that day....)

No Liza?

Pains me to say it, but Bob Newhart.

Who will not comment when Susan Dey dies?

Charlie Rose

Ted Koppel

Dan Rather

Charlie Gibson

R53, I'm fine! Shending you my luv....

Kanye

Leontyne Price Cissy Houston

Bonnie Bartlett

Mel Brooks

Those are so easy. Pick a much younger person whose death will be shocking, like Oprah.

R62, Oprah ain't so young anymore.

Who said Madonna?-WTF

Jaleel White - overdose.

Lance Armstrong - cancer.

Charles Dance

Mason Reese

Louise Lasser

Robert Wagner and Jill St. John seen celebrating his 94th birthday last Saturday at a restaurant.

Good to see RJ looking so robust. He & my late sister were friends. He would call my father on his birthday to wish him well.

Not that any of them are going to drop dead any time soon, this picture of some of the surviving DALLAS cast proves that 45 years was a long time ago.

Bobby Kennedy Jr

Alan Oppenheimer

Clint Eastwood

Morgan Freeman

Paul Anka

Michael Crawford

Johnny Mathis

Streisand

Wayne Newton

Neil Diamond

Laurence Luckinbill

Neil Sedaka , Robert Redford

Tatum O’Neal

What’s wrong with Tatum?

R81, She had a stroke.

[quote]Dick Van Dyke

He's 98. R1 is really going out on a limb here.

[quote] "Laurence Luckinbill"

A lovely man. Genuinely. And fuck me, was he hot in 1969. I hope he has a had a wonderful life...despite having had Lucille Ball as a mother-in-law for nearly a decade.

[quote]Bonnie Bartlett

She's 94. Her husband and frequent co-star, William Daniels, is 96. They had their first date 75 years ago and were married in 1951.

Val Kilmer owns this thread.

Elijah Allman

[quote]Val Kilmer owns this thread.

Temporarily.

Michael J. Fox. And I will cry for a week.

Rosie O’Donnell, Rosanne Barr

Simultaneously, R90?

R91 tragic scissoring accident

Desi Arnaz Jr

John Kander

Clint Eastwood

Morgan Freeman

Shirley MacLaine

LORNA LUFT

Joan Van Ark

Faye Dunaway

John Astin

Bruce Willis

Warren Beatty

R101, yeah, I didn't see Warren Beatty with Annette Benning at the Oscars tonight. Is he not well?

Beatty will turn 87 this month. Perhaps, like Joan Crawford, he' s decided to retire from public appearances rather than shock people with how much he's aged.

Redford will go before Beatty.

Al Pacino

They all just need to DIE already!

Bruce Willis

Sylvester Stallone

Gloria Gaynor

Pauly shore

Linda evangelista

Boy George

Robert Conrad

Tawanna Brawly

Jussie Smoliet

Monique

[quote]Monique

Van Vooren?

Dabney Coleman

Woody Allen

Though, that said, his parents lived into their100s and late 90s so what the fuck do I know?

Lily Tomlin, and I hope I am terribly wrong.

Apparently Katie Wales needs to be moved to the Top Five of this list. I think it was a coat hanger abortion gone bad

R105, yeah, Al Pacino looked a little shaky on stage at the Oscars.

Alan Greenspan

Bradley Cooper’s mother

Nick Nolte

Tommy Lee Jones, if he hasn't been mentioned already.

Whoopi Goldberg

No Jane Fonda? She'll be 87 this years and she has cancer.

Shannen Doherty :-(

Joe Biden

R98- I have no interest in being on death lists of little homosexual boys.

Trump

Cheney

Guiliani

All elected Republicans

Putin

Jolie

Oprah

Ellen

Kanye

Nancy Pelosi

Trump,

George W Bush

Before the end of the year, Donald Trump Jr. Drug overdose.

Martina Navratilova

Chris Evert

Both of cancer.

R111, Lily Tomlin was just in '80 For Brady' last year. Is there something we should know about her health?

R129, Lily Tomlin will be 85 in September.

Not looking good for Warren Beatty.

Annette attended the Oscars alone.

Annette attended their daughter’s Broadway debut alone.

I can understand his not making the trip to NYC, but to not accompany his wife to the Oscars a limo ride away when she was Best Actress nominated?

He knew she wouldn't win, R131.

We may have a winner soon.

EVERYONE!

Poor Shannon Doherty sounds like she’s gone through hell for a number of years. The fact that the cancer had spread to her brain and bones last year and she’s still going is remarkable. Heartbreaking.

Who is next?

I just flashed on the word "Lorel". Not sure if that's someone's name or what.

OK. Last night I saw Sean Penn on Kimmel and he has to be on this list. He is a complete wreck. He had trouble speaking and it seems like he may be recovering from a stroke. I know he was an alcoholic, but even so. He really looks frail.

R138, he does seem worse for wear than I remember.

Please, GOD, let it be Donald Trump.

Read some rumors about him having Parkinson's. But to me he seems to be showing the evidence of his years of abuse. Sean was/is an Alcoholic. Hard core. He is also probably a four or five pack a day guy. He seemed to have trouble putting words together in sentences on Kimmel. He had to concentrate to do it. I noticed he laid his one arm on the desk or chair to keep it still.

I just realized Gene Shalit is still alive, and 98 years old. Will he make it to 100?

Connie Stevens

Russell Crowe

After seeing "Celine Dion, I Am" yesterday I think she's gotta be on this list. That was hard to watch.

Gena Rowlands

R142, Gene Shalit can be seen in the Brat Pack documentary interviewing Rob Lowe in the ‘80s.

R147 That's why I posted him! I saw him on the doc, and couldn't remember if he had died.

Why no one looks at Europe? They have famous people too who are old and dying. I pick Sophia Loren and Michael Caine who I will mourn deeply because I have always loved him.

Corey Feldman

Carol Burnett

Chris Evert

Kevin Spacey

[quote]Chris Evert

Martina Navratilova

WHO do we know that had massive substance abuse problems but who has been on the wagon for a few years and is now viewed as someone who cleaned up and moved on? Because those are the people who die when they have a lapse. Ask Amy Winehouse.

Mitzi Gaynor

Herb Alpert

Sergio Mendes

Jasper Johns

Marina Oswald.

Wendy Williams, sadly any day.

Whoopie Goldberg

Ruth Paine. In a murder-suicide with her (long-ago) jilted lover, Marina Oswald.

Roberta Flack (she’s 87 and has ALS)

J.B. Pritzker-heart attack

Marsha Mason

Rita Moreno an d when she goes it'll be fast.

Terence Stamp

Celine Dion will be filming "The Stiffening" so her suffering into the end will be FABULOUS.

Ruth Buzzi

How long before Celine is a cardboard box?

Kathleen Turner

I think the only thing that can right the situation we find ourselves in is for Donald Trump to take "the dirt nap." You know? Sleep with the fishes. Buy the farm. If he died on the toilet seat like Elvis no one would even think it was something other than natural. ish.

Willie Nelson. He is 91 and has been missing concerts.

Tom Brokaw

I wonder how Ringo’s doing?

Ringo is doing fine. Still spreading Peace & Love. Wants everyone to join him on his birthday on 7/7 at noon your local time.

Joe Biden

Diaper Don on the Golf Course.

The Cadaver and Chief

Mitch McConnell

Chuck Grassley

Bill Clinton.

[quote] Rita Moreno an d when she goes it'll be fast.

I already have a celebration planned.

R178, I had one planned, but . . .

Gene Hackman.

I thought Hal Linden had died, until he showed up at the Carnegie Hall FOLLIES concert a couple of weeks ago.

Jamie Bamber

Why Jamie Bamber? He’s 51 and in good health from what I can tell.

Billy Dee Williams

Dear Lord Jesus, please call Donald Trump before you so you can tell him where to go. Amen.

Trump first, then Biden

Ann Wilson

Phil Donahue

Jamie Farr is up there. 90 years old.

Chevy Chase

I’ve listened to Chevy Chase being interviewed this past year and it’s pretty clear he’s having some cognitive issues.

Did anyone guess Shelley Duvall?

No, but my husband and I were just talking about her last Friday and I was wondering how she was doing.

My comment at R193 was meant as response to R192

R146, come claim your prize!

Terri Garr

It seems obvious that Joanne Woodward, Jimmy Carter, Dick Van Dyke, Clint Eastwood will soon follow in the wake of Gena Rowlands and Alain Delon.

Brigitte Bardot

Catherine Deneuve

Jean-Pierre Léaud

Sami Frey

True, R197, but who will be the next Matthew Perry?

Johnny Depp? R199

What do I win?

Up next Eva Marie Saint

r13 called it, way back in December 20th of last year.

*30th, even.

MAGGIE!

Next one's going to be much younger, like late 20s or 30s, and unexpected.

How’s 82 year old Streisand doing these days? Sure “she” announced a career retrospective film is being made, but anyone could be playing her, she could be incapacitated for all we know.

Tatum O'Neal

Tippi Hedren

Earl Holliman

Jamie Foxx

Fran Liebowitz

Jeff Bridges.

Sophia Loren. A year ago she fell and broke a hip and femur. A person of her advanced age (90) usually has a steep decline after injuries like that.

I just want to say how very delighted and relieved I am that Robert Downey Jr. is no longer on these lists. For years, I was sure he'd be a goner any day. His recovery and success have been truly a joy to see.

Mary! I know, but really.

It's looking increasingly likely that Diddy will end up being Epsteined.

Did anyone have Kris Kristofferson or Gavin Creel?

One of the Dubrows. The gray one.

R153 is 2/4. What does he get if he gets all 4 before 12/31/24?

Tom Brokaw?

Ian McKellan

Tippi Hedren