Lauren Boebert switches congressional districts, avoiding a Democratic opponent

So, it’s more about her than the people she represents

Surely this trashy cunt won't be re-elected?

She promises IF she wins in the new district she will move there, believe her?

You can't just pick whatever district you want to run in. They could refuse to put her on the ballot, I suppose, if she doesn't meet residency requirements.

How on earth is she considered "conservative?" Just because she's a racist homophobe??

Yes R5. Those are some of the main requirements of conservatives these days.

She'll be moving from Utah to Kansas or Nebraska

R4 you don’t what you’re talking about. Yes, she can. All she has to do is establish residency by Election Day in the State in which her district is located, per Article I, Section 2, Clause 2 of the U.S. Constitution.

She has no skills and is totally unqualified for anything except Applebee's hostess. So of course she needs to do all she can to keep that congressional paycheck.

Applebee's has hostesses?

Whatever the fuck she’s up to, I’m loving that her apple cart is tipping over. Piece of shit through and through

R8, I mentioned residency requirements. But thanks for the unnecessary constitutional tutorial.

You just have to live in the state you run in. You could live in Brooklyn for example and run for the congressional seat based in Buffalo.

R12 Don’t bitch at me because you don’t know that the Constitution sets out the only applicable residency requirement here. There is no other residency requirement. Duh.

What a whore

R14 what part of "if she doesn't meet the residency requirements" do you not understand? That was a conditional statement. "If...then..." But whatever.

Don’t be disingenuous. Own up to your ignorance.

Quote: “You can't just pick whatever district you want to run in.” R4 clearly thought there was a district residency requirement. There is no such requirement. Full stop. F-off

Fine. I bow down to you. You are the foremost Constitutional scholar on DL. I submit to your superior Google skills.

Lose graciously.

[quote]a divorce with her husband

Divorce? I missed this news. I missed her being kicked out of Beetlejuice too.

[quote]How on earth is she considered "conservative?"

The definition of Conservative has evolved a lot in recent years, R5. Imagine a 36-year-old, newly divorced, grandmother who was kicked out of Beetlejuice the musical for vaping, groping, and yelling being considered a "Conservative" even 10 years ago.

R18 Google might be a good starting point for your future posts. Less messy.

I’m no scholar, but I did manage to pass my Government class in 10th grade. It wasn’t too difficult.

Wtf? This is what she wore to Beetlejuice?

I lost graciously. You said she can run anywhere she wants in Colorado. I mistakenly assumed that because there have been so many scandals and headlines about members of Congress not actually living in the district they claim to represent that it was somehow not allowed. I was wrong. Go about your business. Is that sufficient for you?

Cleanup in Aisle 3…

But I will add that political parties are private organizations and can make any rules they like as to who is eligible for the ballot as a Republican. She can run as an Independent, but the Republicans don't have to let her on the ballot.

I think we're missing the good news here.

Her District will likely be represented by a DEMOCRAT in 2025, which means we'll probably gain one more seat in the House of Representatives.

Yay!

Not according to election guru Dave Wasserman, R26.

The prediction is that GOP would sit it out rather than vote for her. But with ANY other Republican, in. a +9 district, the chances of it staying red increase.

R25 at this point you are just making a complete idiot of yourself. Keep up the good work. And you may not think Google is your friend, but you really should try it before posting more of this bullshit about running for the House.

The one and ONLY residency requirement is the one in the Constitution.

She wore her church dress to the theater.

This thread is a perfect example of us sissy slap-fighting each other while Republicans keep walking away with votes.

[quote] You just have to live in the state you run in. You could live in Brooklyn for example and run for the congressional seat based in Buffalo.

Legitimate question: how was Joe Crowley allowed to represent NY-14, then, if he lived in Virginia? Was he a NY state resident prior to/at the time of the/each race, and then afterward, once in office, he moved away (I know he served several terms)? Can one just up and roll out like that once seated?

Wow. Russia must really be low on rubles

Lauren Boebert (R-Whore).

The Front Range ranchers will have even less tolerance for her rampant whoring than her current district. She’s a cunt with no husband, no shame, and no marketable skills beyond slutting it up for coin. They can do better.

R32. What? He was a resident of Queens. The fact that he maintained a second place in or near D.C. for convenience as a member of the House did not change that fact. Most House members and Senators have second place in or near D.C. —

Occasionally there’s a kerfuffle about whether they may have effectively severed their residency in their home state (a la Mark Meadows) but that is more of a political question left to the voters. Residency in a state can mean nothing more than a present intent to remain in said state—voter registration is one basic way to indicate such intent.

She'll be portrayed as a carpet bagging opportunist by her opponents, in addition to using all the ammo she has generously provided. It's a crowded field, so she'd better be prepared to take a lot of hits.

Tommy Tuberville lives in Florida

That is the tackiest, Shaftiest, wackiest coat ever. She looks like a hooker trying to drum up business at Comicon

Love that photo of her after getting booted out of Beetleboobs! You could see her tits from outer space!

Boeboobs will get her ass handed to her in the next election and of course she will blame it on the leftists and their agenda!

[quote] Love that photo of her after getting booted out of Beetleboobs! You could see her tits from outer space!

She's a slut.

And Lauren wasn't at the show to watch the musical numbers.

She was on a date to get fucked. Hence, the slutty outfit. That's also why she wasn't paying attention.

Bobo was probably acting like a silly school girl, in hopes of impressing her date.

How sad that she still has the mentality of a horny teen girl.

This bitch is aggressively, offensively ugly.

She will lose in the primary.

[quote]House of Representatives members do not need to live in the district they represent.

[quote]In a news release Wednesday evening, Colorado Democratic Party Chair Shad Murib called Boebert's decision "cowardly."

[quote]"The good people of Western and Southern Colorado didn’t wait for an election to beat Lauren Boebert — we scared her straight and chased her out of her own district. With this carpetbagging move, Lauren Boebert has shown herself to be everything she claims she isn’t: a typical swampy politician looking for a reason to call Washington D.C. home," Murib said in the statement.

Her new tits are distracting. I wonder if they're taxpayer funded like Melania's?

Lauren Boebert and her Giant Mexican Grandbaby are soon going to be out of a job!

Merry Christmas, America!

R27, Dave Wasserman didn't even think this district would be competitive in 2022. He's not always right

Like a cockroach scurrying to the other side of the room to avoid being smooshed.

We're church going god-fearing christians, y'all!

That's why we're now divorced, our eldest son had a kid out of wedlock, and I showed my tits to the world at a Denver theater!

Her kids all have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome Face

Fucking bitch ass carpet bagger.

Will the new district have a schoolyard for the father to canvas and expose?

Her attorney looks like Sutton Stracke.

Boebert is ugly, inside and out. Fucked up grifter.

R47, that is one sick bitch. Plus, the decor in her house is butt ugly.

How many Nutria died for her coat? And teeth?

I'm from around there. The district where she is moving is also home to the county, which is also the most populous one in the district, that got taken over by right-wing assholes. Over the past 2-3 years they have found out that their ideology gets nothing done and the people that live there are pissed.

It won't go D, but she will not fare well against the more centrist candidates that are running as R in the next election cycle. Plus, the demographic of that district is rapidly changing. The northern parts are shifting left, the farmers were burned by the current rep, and people are just fed up with the morality politics and not voting at all.

But maybe she will get DL fave Shane Dawson to run her campaign. He lives down there now.

She needs to go back to her home on Whore Island!

The GOP is trying to cut its losses now in the face of dwindling fundraising 📉 . They know she's no longer supportable or electable in her district. They've got less money to give to candidates, so this was triage by the NRCC and momentary face-saving for Boebert. It was calculated knowing they have a stronger chance of keeping her seat if she's out of the picture. Yup, she got a talking to.

The RNC also has fundraising problems. It's reported to have only ~ $8M I'm its coffers, a little over 10% of what it had at its peak during Trump’s time. This is really going to hurt them down ticket

[QUOTE]The National Republican Congressional Committee raised slightly over $5 million in October, according to a filing Monday with the Federal Election Commission.

[QUOTE]That’s about half of what it raised at the same point in past off-year cycles: around $10 million in October 2019 and $9.8 million in October 2021. And it’s the committee’s third-lowest fundraising month of this year, after the traditionally difficult fundraising months of January and August.

This should be interesting. Do you think she'll be prepared and up-to-date about the new district's issues to substantively debate at the Republican Women of Weld and the Lincoln Club-sponsored event?

This really is going to be do or die for her. She can't afford to lose her $180k Congressional salary. She's divorced from the hubby who makes upwards of $400k in the oil industry and did not ask for spousal support. Her only notable employment was running a restaurant so poorly that servers sometimes went unpaid and she did not pay a tax lein until she falsified travel records to charge for her campaign for untravelled miles for nearly the exact amount as the lein.

I hope they hammer the entitled bitch.

[quote] She was on a date to get fucked. Hence, the slutty outfit. That's also why she wasn't paying attention. Bobo was probably acting like a silly school girl, in hopes of impressing her date. How sad that she still has the mentality of a horny teen girl.

I wondered what kind of person dates someone like Boebert and was surprised. I think she dumped him after the news of him being a Democrat became public.

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Her Repub opponent, Trent Leisy, seems nice:

[quote]He is running on a platform that vows to "destroy child trafficking, destroy the porn industry, outlaw chemtrails, and financially compensate the families of the January 6 patriots." Leisy noted that he announced his candidacy in June, months before Buck announced his decision to leave Washington.

Is Jason Chaffetz one of her clients?

She really knows how to win friends and influence people!

She was sqeezed out by her own party. The NRCC didn't want to waste money on her for what would have been a losing campaign. Resources are scarce

The ammosexual with Shooters Grill in Rifle, Colorado is running scared

She always dresses like a stripper who is trying to look nice for a day in court.

That coat is from the Victoria's Secret Durango Collection.

R68 please write a book

She’s so selfless!

From Fargo TV show: "Dodd: Some career advice: A whore's life is five good years, five bad years, and then some half-dick sweat stain grinds you out like a cigarette. Like a goddamn spent cigarette." She in entering the second five year phase of whoredom.

GOP Rep. Lauren Boebert paid rent and utility bills with campaign funds

Bobo is pure trash, through and through.

Burger Queen bimbo.

No glasses, r74?

The Axios article fails to mention that the $22K charged to the campaign suspiciously, closely matched a tax lein on her restaurant. Hmm.

Is District 4 the Redlight District?

[quote]No glasses, R74?

The glasses are probably just a prop to make her appear more "intelligent." Although that didn't seem to work for Sarah Palin.

VIDEO: Incredible moment in first GOP debate for CD4 as candidates are asked to raise their hands if they’ve been arrested…

Six candidates raised their hands, including Lauren Boebert and Mike Lynch.

They then proceeded to cheer and high five each other…

This is today's Republican Party.

A "crowded primary" does sound promising. It's the only chance to get her out because that district is so deep red that anyone running as Republican will probably win. It's very interesting that she doesn't think she can run against Frisch again though.

Boebert fails to impress voters.