Mike Johnson's Christmas Card

Doing the chores

he has a lovely guest house in the fields

He's in his 2 bedroom condo waiting for his white daddy to cum over & ride his hard black cock.

Is this a "When You'll see it, you'll shit bricks !" photo ?

Maybe "Nestor" is his roomate!!

You bitchy queens... We keep our black son in the backyard!

feel so sorry for those kids because they think it is normal the way they are being raised. Also when the big discovery about him that is going to take him out of the speakership comes out, the kids will have to deal with that too. If he had just stayed quiet no one would have found out. These Republican men are so stupid

In the back doing the chores to earn his keep.

R8, are you also R1?

The boy in the cream-colored sweater looks mean.

Gross family. Sharing jerk off alerts with your midget, elfin dad if you're one of the white sons. Being guilted into promising to remain pure and controlled by your midget, elfin dad until you can be controlled by your (most likely) midget, moronic husband if you're one of the daughters. Being ridden and hidden by an evil midget who tries to pass you off as his child, to stay in the closet while he destroys democracy, if you're the black "son". The horrid wife, who "counsels" gay kids straight.

The only silver lining in this photo is they aren't holding firearms.

Talk about being the black sheep on the family....not even included in the pic??

What is that blond boy doing up behind him?

Why does the guy standing behind him look like he's wearing some sort of chastity device?

They're creepy.

The boy on the left has a lantern jaw.

Are the two girls tasked with looking after their brothers?

[quote] Mike Johnson's Christmas Photo Raises Questions

Which son, in the photo, is he on the joint porn snitch app with?

[quote]House Speaker Mike Johnson posted a family Christmas photo on social media without his adoptive son, Michael

R18 The son adopted him? Oh dear, Newsweek.

Dad and the eldest son to his right have smelling cookies face for days.

Given eldest son's daddy issues, I think I may have a chance with him. Anyone have his email?

That quote on the card is frightening

Why no matching christmas pajamas or assault rifles?

Does he have the porn pact with both sons or just the oldest.

Looks like a particularly horrific Christian music album cover

^ Looks like a particularly horrific Christian family

FIFY

I assume he has the porn monitoring arrangement with the oldest son, but it's still creepy. The press should ask Johnson why he is engaged in something like that, but they are too timid to do so.

lol I doubt 'government' was what the original Biblical text read. I bet it was 'house' or 'city' or 'kingdom.'

He’s holding the camera. But didn’t get a “photograph by” credit.

[quote] the big discovery about him that is going to take him out of the speakership comes out

Is there something you’d like to share with the class?

R31 It’s probably something to do with the hot Black teen boy he befriended and then “adopted.”

The adopted black son was conveniently out of town,set up by Dad

Color-coordinated, of course. Nothing is real in his world, all a facade. He appears to have had electrolysis on his face to erase any danger of pesky five o'clock shadow.

I wonder, like everyone, which porn is allowed and which is off limits?

Being from the UK I had no idea who this guy was till I looked him up. But from the photo alone I could tell he and his wife were Republican/right wing.

What I read was worse than I expected. According to his Wikpedia article he's called gay people "sinful", "destructive", and a "deviant group," which is extreme even for a Republican.

Truthfully, it’s been a major part of the Republican playbook since the 1950’s. To steal from the general populous on a daily basis ( phenomenally huge government contracts, massive tax breaks) you have to take control of the sheeples and manipulate them and own them.

And with him so obviously gay, R36. Amazing isn't it?

Both Gaetz and Johnson lie about their sons...a LOT...

The wife looks like Elizabitch Hasselbeck. The daughter on the left (23) looks like a 40 year old soccer mom who has put her vagina in retirement.

At least they’re not all holding guns.

I bet he fucks all of them at night

Didn’t do my research. I ordered some Christmas cards-Amazon. Really liked the painting of Christmas cabin in the woods theme. As I’m writing them out I look up artist-OMG. One of artist’s works is a photo-realistic rendition of the fist in the air Dump after failed attempt. Too late to reorder-sad face.

Looks like his older son is popping a boner standing behind daddy’s ass.

The smug look on his dad’s face says he knows it.

The faux patriotism and the faux Christian piety just oozes out of every millimeter of that picture.

Which woman is the wife? They all look the same age.

Do they not understand how bad the optics of this are? They're begging for bad press. Idiots.

‘’From my johnson to yours’’

Some on DL are hot for this person. I probably would be too if I didn’t know so much about this person. ‘’If gays are allowed to marry the next thing will be people wanting to marry their pets’’.

That’s ridiculous. Way before gays were allowed to marry I was already married to my Lhasa Apso.

It took 30 replies to get the correct answer.

Cheers to r30!

There’s something about Mike Johnson that reads, 1969. Put more hairspray on wife, and the whole family is 1969.

The fact that he looks really uncomfortable in that photo speaks volumes.