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Melania has gone missing!

Seriously. She was absent from Christmas dinner at Mar a Lago yestrday.

[QUOTE]In an interview with the Telegraph, author and Palm Beach resident Laurence Leamer said Melania used to be seen regularly on the grounds but has been missing as of late and that has become a subject of speculation among regular visitors.

With the report stating, "Prior to becoming first lady, Mrs. Trump would reportedly often be sighted by Mar-a-Lago members, particularly in the club’s beauty parlour. These days, however, residents in the wealthy island enclave say she is rarely seen in public," Leamer told the Telegraph, "Nobody knows where she is. It’s like a mystery. It’s certainly talkeyesterday.

Can anyone else picture a scenario where Trump becomes enraged, strangles her, and disposes of the body somewhere on the vast property?

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by Anonymousreply 237January 3, 2024 9:34 PM

Hunny Melania was his handler. That "marriage" was very transactional and it ended shortly after she delivered Barron. When I say she's his handler, I mean she is paid to show up and stand with him, and make public appearances when required. She went through the fiction of a White House First lady, but it was truly fiction. It's not hard to see how uncomfortable she was in most of the photos with the Orange Shitgibbon. Girlfriend earned her money, and the Oligarchs who financed her for Putin had assurances she would keep Donnie in line. She was like a Nanny.

by Anonymousreply 1December 26, 2023 2:59 PM

"Merry Christmas to all, including Crooked Joe Biden’s ONLY HOPE, Deranged Jack Smith,”

“Included also are World Leaders, both good and bad, but none of which are as evil and ‘sick’ as the THUGS we have inside our Country who, with their Open Borders, INFLATION, Afghanistan Surrender, Green New Scam, High Taxes, No Energy Independence, Woke Military, Russia/Ukraine, Israel/Iran, All Electric Car Lunacy, and so much more, are looking to destroy our once great USA. MAY THEY ROT IN HELL. AGAIN, MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

by Anonymousreply 2December 26, 2023 3:01 PM

I not show up to things until new contract negotiated, agreed to, and signed.

by Anonymousreply 3December 26, 2023 3:03 PM

R2 someone should respond to him, tell him that he can let us know whether or not they rot in Hell as soon as he gets there. What a POS embarrassment.

by Anonymousreply 4December 26, 2023 3:03 PM

Looks like we have a runner.

by Anonymousreply 5December 26, 2023 3:03 PM

If the stories are true about his “smell” can you blame her.

This bitch has to have the world’s strongest gag reflex control.

by Anonymousreply 6December 26, 2023 3:05 PM

I tink I go back to Old Country now.

by Anonymousreply 7December 26, 2023 3:09 PM

Putin is laughing his ass off at us. We elected a grifter clown and his porn star wife. Millions fell for it. Putin's contempt and his hatred of America has no limits.

by Anonymousreply 8December 26, 2023 3:12 PM

Was duck face Habba there?

by Anonymousreply 9December 26, 2023 3:13 PM

Bad botox takes a few months to sort itself out

by Anonymousreply 10December 26, 2023 3:13 PM

Mel was nowhere near as high as a "porn star." She was an Eastern European post-Communism "model" who in a financial and only financial sense got lucky by obeying orders from her wealthy trafficker(s).

People didn't meet, let alone party with, Jeffrey Epstein by happenstance. One was either wealthy, or one was what the wealthy bought.

by Anonymousreply 11December 26, 2023 3:22 PM

R11 I won't quibble about her status, I used the term "porn star" loosely, but Mel didn't come out of Epstein's stable. She came out of the Eastern European cabal with connections to Putin. Her father was a minor gangster boss in Slovenia, as I recall and she "worked her way up" to Oligarch level. The point is, I believe she was paid to manage Donald. I don't think Putin ever met her or knew her before she hooked up with Donald. He hung out with the mobsters who laundered money through him. Some of them were connected to Putin. Trump was fun. He laundered money, he owned a beauty pageant and a "modeling agency" and he had sex parties for them with or without Epstein. In fact Epstein probably wanted to get access to the Russians through Donnie. Now that wouldn't surprise me.

by Anonymousreply 12December 26, 2023 3:31 PM

I wonder if they sleep in separate beds. Can't imagine waking up covered in feces.

by Anonymousreply 13December 26, 2023 3:32 PM

She’s living with her parents and Baron elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 14December 26, 2023 3:34 PM

Foook Creeez-mus!

by Anonymousreply 15December 26, 2023 3:49 PM

She's fine! She sends her love.

by Anonymousreply 16December 26, 2023 3:52 PM

Relax everyone. She just went in for a tune up at the plastic surgeon. Expect her to re-emerge looking….surprised and tight.

by Anonymousreply 17December 26, 2023 4:01 PM

Has anyone checked the 19th hole at Bedminster?

by Anonymousreply 18December 26, 2023 4:05 PM

She's hanging out with Shelly Miscavige on an island somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 19December 26, 2023 4:08 PM

It's gotten so bad she's applied for asylum in INDIA as a stench refugee.

by Anonymousreply 20December 26, 2023 4:11 PM

Maybe the Kochs paid her off to leave. They want him gone too, and she is a whore for the highest bidder after all.

by Anonymousreply 21December 26, 2023 4:13 PM

Joe Biden and his crime syndicate family had her abducted and his holding her for ransom.

by Anonymousreply 22December 26, 2023 4:16 PM

Maybe she’s reading the newspaper and realizes that Trump will be losing his real estate empire [sic] next year; time to bail.

by Anonymousreply 23December 26, 2023 4:22 PM

she got fat so Donald had her shot

by Anonymousreply 24December 26, 2023 4:22 PM

I betcha she was counting on him dying so she could inherit, which was the only reason to have a kid with him. Ugh. Now, with all t hese legal cases, she knows ultimately he is fucked and she may not get a dime. So maybe she has bailed...but quietly. you're right she hasbeen lilving elsewhere with Barron and her parents. I read that Trump has an estate in NEw Jersey, not Bedminster, but a private home, and that's where Mel stays with the kid.

by Anonymousreply 25December 26, 2023 4:58 PM

It's probably her kidneys.

by Anonymousreply 26December 26, 2023 5:08 PM

Probably plastic surgery

by Anonymousreply 27December 26, 2023 5:24 PM

"Hello homosexual boys, no worry I'm here"

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by Anonymousreply 28December 26, 2023 5:30 PM

r12 We're in Central Europe, not Eastern Europe, but I'll let it slide, being familiar with the sad state of geography education in gringo schools.

Also, her dad wasn't a minor boss, he just owned his own company, which was highly unusual in those socialist times. You were supposed to be employed by one of a myriad of state-owned firms; having your own company meant you were independent minded, profit oriented, and as such inherently suspicious.

by Anonymousreply 29December 26, 2023 5:30 PM

R29 I said "she came out of a Eastern European cabal" not that she was born or from Eastern Europe. I know where Slovenia is. There was even a time when we considered visiting but that was more than 25 years ago. We settled for visiting Prague. Cheap beer. And her father was a small time gangster what ever business he ran.

by Anonymousreply 30December 26, 2023 5:35 PM

[quote] I wonder if they sleep in separate beds. Can't imagine waking up covered in feces.

It has been widely reported that they sleep in separate bedroom by multiple sources.

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by Anonymousreply 31December 26, 2023 5:38 PM
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by Anonymousreply 32December 26, 2023 5:39 PM

She gone.

by Anonymousreply 33December 26, 2023 5:39 PM

Of course they sleep in different bedrooms if not different houses in different states. He just sits around in his soiled undies farting and eating McDonalds and typing on his phone with cheeto encrusted fat fingers. She's off somewhere getting double fucked by real men with cocks she can actually feel in that wizard's sleeve of hers. At least until her poosie completely dries up.

by Anonymousreply 34December 26, 2023 5:43 PM

I don't really care, Do U?

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by Anonymousreply 35December 26, 2023 5:43 PM

Wikipedia has a "Melania Trump replacement conspiracy theory" from 2017

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by Anonymousreply 36December 26, 2023 5:47 PM

To be clear, r11 is not r29. I, r11, stand corrected by r12/r30, and in fact am intrigued by the theory that Jeffrey sought the company of Trump to get to Putin.

by Anonymousreply 37December 26, 2023 5:47 PM

Melania left after she walked in on Trump fingering Habba's babba.

by Anonymousreply 38December 26, 2023 5:56 PM

I posted this in the Trump stinks thread but it's worth another look. A Univision interview with the poison-blooded-vermin maids who worked for him at Bedminster (and apparently didn't sign NDAs) reported in detail how weird/disgusting/cheap AND generous he/they were.

They said the mother-in-law was the ONLY one who could wash the dishes. He wouldn't throw a way a sock or a little piece of soap. Melanoma had to send soap from NY to get out his makeup stains, 2 full tubes required at all times.

This is what I hate about the "liberal" media and the too nice Democrats, every criticism of him is separate. His piggishness should be repeated every day. He talks openly about having sex with his daughter. Goddamn it all to hell.

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by Anonymousreply 39December 26, 2023 6:07 PM

[quote]It has been widely reported that they sleep in separate bedroom by multiple sources.

She probably needs to sleep in her own oxygen tent.

by Anonymousreply 40December 26, 2023 6:08 PM

@r34, "She's off somewhere getting double fucked by real men with cocks she can actually feel"

You bet ol' Hank is getting the job done 😉

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by Anonymousreply 41December 26, 2023 6:13 PM

I used to think she was driven by a sense of greed that had to be simply bottomless. Then I began to suspect she actually liked him and agreed with him both politically and socially. Now I can’t even make a guess that I really think might be in the ballpark, but the post-work “rest cure” theory would seem to make sense.

It was painfully obvious that she hated the First Lady job but she can’t think his chances of winning another term are good enough to warrant fleeing. And if he gets locked up after losing one or another of the suits against him she’d have her gilded cage all to herself.

It’s a puzzlement.

by Anonymousreply 42December 26, 2023 6:21 PM

^ I think it's all true, but now she's just over the whole thing and has moved on mentally and emotionally

by Anonymousreply 43December 26, 2023 6:26 PM

They shoved her in the coffin with Rosalynn Carter.

by Anonymousreply 44December 26, 2023 6:32 PM

"He wouldn't throw a way a sock or a little piece of soap."

Sounds like he's afraid his DNA may be compromised. I bet he was enraged when he found out E. Jean Carroll kept her semen-stained rape dress.

by Anonymousreply 45December 26, 2023 6:39 PM

She just wanted to get away from the terrible smell

by Anonymousreply 46December 26, 2023 6:42 PM

Can her face get any tighter without splitting open?

by Anonymousreply 47December 26, 2023 6:43 PM

When it was announced on election night that Trump was the winner, she looked extremely dismayed.

by Anonymousreply 48December 26, 2023 7:06 PM

^ They both looked completely shell-shocked.

by Anonymousreply 49December 26, 2023 7:10 PM

i will always hate her for destroying Jackies rose garden. I wish Biden had replanted it exactly how it was.

by Anonymousreply 50December 26, 2023 7:14 PM

Speaking of the rose garden, let's not forget about her Christmas decor taken directly from The Shining.

by Anonymousreply 51December 26, 2023 7:17 PM

The NY Post is reporting this morning that Melania is preparing to step up appearances for the Trump campaign and looks forward to a second term as first lady:

“Melania realizes it’s her time to join the ranks of historic first ladies and leave her mark on history… She feels better prepared for her potential role the second time around.”

Color me skeptical.

by Anonymousreply 52December 26, 2023 7:17 PM

Nothing to see here, folks. It's just Vairst Leddy's annual vaginal rejuvenation surgery. That Slovenian hoo-ha's gonna be tighter than a littleneck clam!

by Anonymousreply 53December 26, 2023 7:24 PM

Melania is autistic. Instead of train schedules she's into fashion and gold digging. She's probably watched Pretty Woman 1500 times.

by Anonymousreply 54December 26, 2023 7:24 PM

She's not missing. She charges donald an appearance fee. He just doesn't have the money to pay her

She charges extra for holding hands

by Anonymousreply 55December 26, 2023 7:26 PM

She’s a bolter

by Anonymousreply 56December 26, 2023 7:41 PM

[quote] That Slovenian hoo-ha's gonna be tighter than a littleneck clam!

It would take several teams of oxen to tighten that thing up.

by Anonymousreply 57December 26, 2023 7:45 PM

Other interesting details from article at r39 (thanks for posting it):

The maids had to wear disposable booties like hospital ER staff inside the family residence and replace them if they went outside. Apparently, Melania is "very delicate about bacteria, cleaning, everything." Her clothes had to be washed with a different detergent than the rest of the family. She's described as a perfectionist. Now get this, the maids had to report to work without perfume and [bold]makeup-free[/bold]!

Trump eats at the club restaurant, but Melania's mother does all the cooking for Barron and her daughter and does all the cleaning in the kitchen . afterwards. They said she was the friendliest and most approachable family member.

Melania's relationship with her mother sounds distant, cold even "not mother and daughter at all." They gave an example of Mrs. Knavs approaching her daughter while she's on the computer. She'd stand there quietly until acknowledged. They did say that Melania is civil and nice to them.

They say the worst person to deal with is Ivanka who is "extremely demanding," strict, and a difficult presence to take. She will never greet or say hello and just gives orders.

Of course, most of the physical labor staff was undocumented including those who worked in the family residence. The maids' supervisor who'd worked for Trump for five years and became his then "Walt Nauta" because he spoke fluent English was illegal, too.

The maids were up front saying they did not have green cards and their tourist visas had expired and couldn't fill out an application because they didn'tspeak English. "No paperwork, no problem. We need you now." was the response. All they did was submit four photos of themselves and the office staff completed all the paperwork.

by Anonymousreply 58December 26, 2023 8:24 PM

Back to The Stepford Men's Association for repairs. She'll be back soon.

by Anonymousreply 59December 26, 2023 8:25 PM

He's more comfortable working his own wee willy light switch with a stubby thumb and forefinger. Climbing up on top of her is too much effort now that he is in his dotage.

by Anonymousreply 60December 26, 2023 8:48 PM

Uncanny. Photoshop?

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by Anonymousreply 61December 26, 2023 10:06 PM

oh Melania we love you get up

by Anonymousreply 62December 26, 2023 10:08 PM

Say what you want about Melania, but she truly loves her son.

by Anonymousreply 63December 26, 2023 10:11 PM

The little psychopath in training...

by Anonymousreply 64December 26, 2023 10:29 PM

Maybe they replaced her with a submissive, suitable android double at the recent First Lady summit, Rosalyn Carter’s funeral.

by Anonymousreply 65December 26, 2023 10:33 PM

^ Nah, fake Melania always wears sunglasses

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by Anonymousreply 66December 26, 2023 10:37 PM

If I was married to Dump, I’d be hiding too. She’s playing the long game.

by Anonymousreply 67December 26, 2023 10:44 PM

Another vote for plastic surgery. She's at the stage where she's going to need a lot of work done to maintain. By the way, this is nothing new. The first book I read about Trump in 2018, Fire and Fury by Michael Wolfe, described how they lived separate social lives and often didn't even know each other's whereabouts.

by Anonymousreply 68December 26, 2023 10:46 PM

Could Don the Con go missing, please.

by Anonymousreply 69December 26, 2023 11:04 PM

Another grave on the golf course?

by Anonymousreply 70December 26, 2023 11:12 PM

Ahem.

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by Anonymousreply 71December 26, 2023 11:17 PM

^ Tracey Ullman always nails it 😂

by Anonymousreply 72December 26, 2023 11:26 PM

Can a former first lady go missing with, what(?), a three person+ Secret Service detail? Does a first-spouse get that protection if they divorce the former prez? I think that was answered in some thread around these parts...but I forget.

by Anonymousreply 73December 26, 2023 11:41 PM

She has KGB protection for life.

by Anonymousreply 74December 27, 2023 1:15 AM

There's no precedent, r73, since it's never happened before. Who knows what she's demanding from her Secret Service detail.

by Anonymousreply 75December 27, 2023 4:00 AM

Eye bee back soon. Eye haf to do show in Tijuana for special client. Donkey Ramon ees my beest coworker.

by Anonymousreply 76December 27, 2023 4:01 AM

If Melania has left, the mistress steps up.

by Anonymousreply 77December 27, 2023 8:38 AM

Is she with Shelley Miscavige OP?

by Anonymousreply 78December 27, 2023 8:43 AM

And in honor of Etan Patz, her face has been plastered on the back of STI clinic flyers!

by Anonymousreply 79December 27, 2023 10:46 AM

This is like when Kanye went missing. The only response is "Quick! Nobody look for her!"

by Anonymousreply 80December 27, 2023 1:37 PM

No matter what they say, Mel is over it.

by Anonymousreply 81December 27, 2023 2:05 PM

Doo not put worry in you brain for me, gay boy! I make trip to Secret place for deep cleaning of poosey for Best hygiene.

by Anonymousreply 82December 27, 2023 2:10 PM

Two zeecret zerveece boys were pulling a train on me while ze terd feelmed.I upload to my only fanz account for ze hulidayz! Have been too beezy to accompany Dunult. Let zee bitch daughter change heel sheety diaper!

by Anonymousreply 83December 27, 2023 3:10 PM

Bride-to-be in waiting:

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by Anonymousreply 84December 27, 2023 3:31 PM

I wonder if she wanders off to the golf course to lie on Ivana's grave and whisper endearing things to her, like Madonna did on her mother's grave in "Truth or Dare."

"Only joo knew vhat I moost go through, Eevahna... well, joo and dat nobuddy whore ex-vife Marlee Maples..."

by Anonymousreply 85December 27, 2023 3:50 PM

^And then Ivana's hand comes up out of the grave like the ending of Carrie, pulling the whore down to hell.

by Anonymousreply 86December 27, 2023 3:59 PM

Oh, who give a fuck about Christmas?

by Anonymousreply 87December 27, 2023 4:02 PM
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by Anonymousreply 88December 27, 2023 5:21 PM

Melania Trump’s Absence From Trump Family Christmas Photo Raises Concerns

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by Anonymousreply 89December 27, 2023 6:59 PM

JFC, it's been a grift since Epstein introduced them, which they've NEVER denied or even been asked about it directly, that I know of. She just tells a different story and then the NEXT day they were best friends with Jeffery.

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by Anonymousreply 90December 27, 2023 7:23 PM

The Melania who departed DC with Dumpy on Jan. 20 was fake Melania. Take a look—she’s very thin and shapely. When they land in Florida, real Melania steps off the plane. You can tell, she’s back to being a bit chubbers.

by Anonymousreply 91December 27, 2023 7:44 PM

It's interesting that she's missing from the Christmas picture, but Barron is there. So she doesn't have him squirreled away somewhere with her.

by Anonymousreply 92December 27, 2023 9:51 PM

She's as loathsome as Trump.

The last thing she wanted was to be First Lady.

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by Anonymousreply 93December 27, 2023 9:56 PM

Remember this?

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by Anonymousreply 94December 27, 2023 9:59 PM

She was taking care of her sick mother, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 95December 27, 2023 10:02 PM

Vairst Leddy in her native country? It's beautiful over there

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by Anonymousreply 96December 27, 2023 10:51 PM

Apparently Vairst Letty's mother is seriously ill. Melanesia is probably by her bedside.

by Anonymousreply 97December 27, 2023 10:58 PM

Will Melania's mother be buried at the 18th hole of Bedminster.? With more top secret documents.

by Anonymousreply 98December 27, 2023 11:06 PM

I thought Slovenia made appliances, what am I missing? 😏

by Anonymousreply 99December 27, 2023 11:12 PM

Looks like Tiff is on Ozempic.

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by Anonymousreply 100December 27, 2023 11:19 PM

I just noticed Eric and Laura Trump aren't in the Trump Christmas photo either. Looks like Ivanka and Jared and slid right in where they left off as the favorites.

by Anonymousreply 101December 27, 2023 11:29 PM

I thought Tiffany was engaged and that Jr. and Kimbo had split up. Yet in that photo I see a radiant Kimbo putting her best leg forward, while Tiffany is single (unless the portly middle-aged fellow to her right is her fiancé).

by Anonymousreply 102December 27, 2023 11:31 PM

Tiff's gold-digging fiance' is behind Ivanka. Barron is the only one not smiling, of course.

by Anonymousreply 103December 27, 2023 11:35 PM

They all look like they're in Ozempic and what the hell is that thing next to Don Jr?

by Anonymousreply 104December 27, 2023 11:35 PM

Tiffany's husband Michael Boulos is standing in between and behind Kimberly and Ivanka. The portly middle aged man is Melania's father.

by Anonymousreply 105December 27, 2023 11:36 PM

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by Anonymousreply 106December 27, 2023 11:37 PM

Lurch looks pretty decent in R100's photo (for a Trump).

by Anonymousreply 107December 27, 2023 11:46 PM

Jared Kushner's reported height is 6 foot 3 inches, Donald Trump's reported height that he claims and his doctors claim is also 6 foot 3 inches. Yet Jared is a good 3-4 inches taller than Donald Sr. in the Christmas photo.

by Anonymousreply 108December 27, 2023 11:46 PM

I believe the mother is sick as much as I believe it was Melania's "kidneys" when she got her fresh Government issued titty balloons

by Anonymousreply 109December 27, 2023 11:46 PM

You guys 🙄... Mel was there, who do think took the picture?

by Anonymousreply 110December 27, 2023 11:49 PM

Why is Gargoyle in the photo? They're not married, isn't that sinful?

by Anonymousreply 111December 27, 2023 11:49 PM

[quote]The portly middle aged man is Melania's father.

Melania's portly father wears his tie exactly like his portly son-in-law.

by Anonymousreply 112December 27, 2023 11:49 PM

Taking care of her mother who is very ill.

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by Anonymousreply 113December 27, 2023 11:55 PM

@r111, "Why is Gargoyle in the photo?"

They let her in the picture after she was through scrubbing all the toilets

by Anonymousreply 114December 28, 2023 12:14 AM

[quote]The last thing she wanted was to be First Lady.

It's the last thing we wanted, too.

by Anonymousreply 115December 28, 2023 12:16 AM

Her father was there, her son was there. Guess Mom isn’t that ill.

by Anonymousreply 116December 28, 2023 12:28 AM

Making zee poosey tight again

by Anonymousreply 117December 28, 2023 12:30 AM

Dreadful looking group. J don't blame Mel for dipping out!

by Anonymousreply 118December 28, 2023 12:34 AM

R116 I heard from a reliable (Slovenian) source that it's leukemia. That definitely sounds serious to me. But yeah, it is strange that Melania's fat father was at the party, looking very cheerful.

by Anonymousreply 119December 28, 2023 12:43 AM

If only Leonard Nimoy were alive to search for her.

by Anonymousreply 120December 28, 2023 12:44 AM

[quote] Can anyone else picture a scenario where Trump becomes enraged, strangles her, and disposes of the body somewhere on the vast property?

Can anyone else picture a scenario where Melania becomes enraged, strangles him, and disposes of the body somewhere on the vast property?

Fixed it, and, yes, I can.

She's getting tired of waiting for him to die.

And, you think you're sick of the sight and sound of Trump?

All of his children and Republican Powers That Be ask themselves every moment of the day, "When is this son-of-a-bitch finally gonna topple over dead?"

That's the single aspect to this sickening spectacle we've been living in for the last 8 years that gives me something to chuckle about.

by Anonymousreply 121December 28, 2023 12:52 AM

Melania is sitting out while negotiations continue.

by Anonymousreply 122December 28, 2023 12:53 AM

More kidney surgery.

by Anonymousreply 123December 28, 2023 12:57 AM

Look Melaniabot!

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by Anonymousreply 124December 28, 2023 1:03 AM

She spent time with her ailing mother is the party line

by Anonymousreply 125December 28, 2023 1:25 AM

[quote]If only Leonard Nimoy were alive to search for her.

Well, Lily Tomlin IS alive but I don't think Melania qualifies as "intelligent life."

by Anonymousreply 126December 28, 2023 1:31 AM

I go into the hiding. I save public face.

by Anonymousreply 127December 28, 2023 1:35 AM

Did they find her yet?

by Anonymousreply 128December 28, 2023 2:06 AM

She was with her "ailing mother" is the excuse

by Anonymousreply 129December 28, 2023 2:33 AM

Melanie is far too lazy and stupid to ever shoot or attack Dumpy. She’s run back to her pimp Putin.

by Anonymousreply 130December 28, 2023 3:00 AM

R35 I had forgotten about that disaster. I mean, be a first lady. Who wears that?

by Anonymousreply 131December 28, 2023 3:25 AM

[quote] Melanie is far too lazy and stupid to ever shoot or attack Dumpy.

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by Anonymousreply 132December 28, 2023 3:27 AM

[quote] Tiff's gold-digging fiance' is behind Ivanka.

Michael Boulos and Tiffany were married in 2022, Michael is worth an estimated $20 million and his father is a real billionaire, unlike Trump.

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by Anonymousreply 133December 28, 2023 3:34 AM

I kind of low key like Melania. She couldn’t care less about public opinion, the Trump supporters and pretty much everyone that isn’t her parents, sister and son. She does what she wants, remember the pearl clutching in 2016 when she didn’t move to Washington DC right away? And, she actually has a lot in common with Jackie Kennedy, who spent a lot of time away from the White House, dumping her two young children with nannies for weeks at a time. Melania is probably a much better parent than Jackie was, mythology of Camelot aside.

by Anonymousreply 134December 28, 2023 5:44 AM

She’s probably recovering from a face lift.

by Anonymousreply 135December 28, 2023 5:46 AM

Go play make-believe somewhere else, r134.

by Anonymousreply 136December 28, 2023 6:11 AM

She's feelin' a little blue.

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by Anonymousreply 137December 28, 2023 6:29 AM

[quote] And, she actually has a lot in common with Jackie Kennedy, who spent a lot of time away from the White House, dumping her two young children with nannies for weeks at a time.

Meanwhile, Melania dumped Barron off with the other Hos at the brothel.

by Anonymousreply 138December 28, 2023 7:05 AM

@r134, "she actually has a lot in common with Jackie Kennedy"

Did you feel that breeze?... That was Jackie doing a grave spin 🤨

by Anonymousreply 139December 28, 2023 8:34 AM

[QUOTE]She does what she wants, remember the pearl clutching in 2016 when she didn’t move to Washington DC right away?

A bullshit move that cost the U. S. and New York taxpayers millions for her security. The First Family is much easier to protect in D.C. IIRC, NYC was not reimbursed by the government. That's over $60M extra so she could do what she wanted. That's worthy of pearl tugging til the necklace breaks.

[QUOTE]In a Feb. 21 letter to New York City Congress members, New York Police Department (NYPD) Commissioner James O’Neill said it will cost between $127,000 and $146,000 per day to protect the Trump Tower penthouse where the first lady and her 11-year-old son, Barron, live. (A White House aide has said the mother and son will remain in New York at least until Barron’s school year ends.)

[QUOTE]According to a recent Washington Post review of internal U.S. Secret Service documents, the agency has also requested an additional $60 million in funding for the next year — $26.8 million of which would go toward guarding President Trump’s family and Trump Tower home.

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by Anonymousreply 140December 28, 2023 10:26 AM

Meanwhile he recalled all the ambassadors appointed by Obama despite the long standing courtesy of letting the ones with kids in school to finish out the school year. Asshole.

by Anonymousreply 141December 28, 2023 12:12 PM

And, r134, Melanie’s bigoted birtherism of Obama was low-key likable, too, just divine.

by Anonymousreply 142December 28, 2023 1:07 PM

Her recorded Christmas conversation with her assistant shows she thinks exactly like her husband.

by Anonymousreply 143December 28, 2023 3:08 PM

Oh gosh, and remember when she wore that "I don't really care, do you?" jacket to visit the kids in cages at the border? So charming! So gracious! What an icon!

by Anonymousreply 144December 28, 2023 3:09 PM

She probably just had more work done and is lying low until the swelling is down.

by Anonymousreply 145December 28, 2023 3:13 PM

Your only post, r134?

by Anonymousreply 146December 28, 2023 3:36 PM

Can Donald go missing too?

by Anonymousreply 147December 28, 2023 3:53 PM

She was in a coma from smelling one of Donald's toxic farts.

by Anonymousreply 148December 28, 2023 4:02 PM

She’s from Slovenia — she’s no stranger to the odor of raw sewage.

by Anonymousreply 149December 28, 2023 4:07 PM

She’s pissed that she was criticized for not wearing a black coat at Roselynn’s funeral. “Who geeve a fuck about coat? I wear nice coat sez ‘I dun really care, do u?’ and people go shit crazy. I thought this jacket was hysterical funny. Now I wear nice coat to retodded southern lady funeral and everybody shit like bat again. Enough! I take holidays by myself because who geeve a fuck about kreezmas?”

by Anonymousreply 150December 28, 2023 6:19 PM

R134, any mother who willingly has a child by a sperm donor like Donald Trump is the absolute shittiest kind of parent.

by Anonymousreply 151December 28, 2023 7:26 PM

Her "friend" said Melania spends her time reading fashion magazines and doing beauty treatments, she does not spend that time with Barron. So she is not the sainted mother people like to make her out to be.

by Anonymousreply 152December 28, 2023 11:51 PM

^ Pretty sure Mel's parents did all the raising that kid is going to get

by Anonymousreply 153December 29, 2023 12:04 AM

Everyone in the Trump Christmas photo labeled courtesy of the New York Post.

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by Anonymousreply 154December 29, 2023 12:59 AM

Don Jr. has gaunt junkie face.

Kimberly Guilfoyle used half a pound of eye make-up.

by Anonymousreply 155December 29, 2023 1:05 AM

That's gross that Ivanka puts her little tween girl next to her lecherous father. Protect your kids you gross slag

by Anonymousreply 156December 29, 2023 1:06 AM

That shade of pink on Ivanka is a summer colour. This is a major fashion crime.

by Anonymousreply 157December 29, 2023 1:08 AM

Don Jr. likes women who look like trashy hookers, just like Cheeto.

by Anonymousreply 158December 29, 2023 1:10 AM

Arabella Kushner's only 12. 😳 The cleavage and next to perv grandpa. Wow.

by Anonymousreply 159December 29, 2023 1:10 AM

I wonder how long it will be before Arabella starts asking for plastic surgery. Not long.

by Anonymousreply 160December 29, 2023 1:13 AM

Trump (who has lied 50,000 times) says... Melania says... I want receipts! GMAFB Where does mommy live? Daddy can show up for a photo but she's too busy emptying bedpans for a photo shoot, the only thing she was ever trained to do?

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by Anonymousreply 161December 29, 2023 1:25 AM

I fly Plane to see mama.

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by Anonymousreply 162December 29, 2023 1:27 AM

So Mel married her father I see.

by Anonymousreply 163December 29, 2023 1:28 AM

No Barron either?

by Anonymousreply 164December 29, 2023 1:32 AM

Barron was present on Christmas day.

by Anonymousreply 165December 29, 2023 1:34 AM

Have we ever seen a picture of Melania's parents at a Trump family function or posing with the family? He's odd man out as though his presence is to legitimize his daughter's absence. No, really, she's tending to Mrs. Knavs.

Oh, gawd. Kimberly! What a pitiful-looking creature, one step away from Elivra territory. The stripper heels, the cleavage, the mini skirt, the wig, the eye makeup. EEK! At 54, she looks like past expiration date Las Vegas lounge hostess.

by Anonymousreply 166December 29, 2023 1:35 AM

Where was Eric & Lara Trump & their two children?

by Anonymousreply 167December 29, 2023 1:39 AM

Weren’t Melania’s parents living at Mar-a-Lago? Is the mother hospitalized?

by Anonymousreply 168December 29, 2023 1:42 AM

True R166. Kimberly looks like she's the over-the-hill stripper who was hired as the entertainment. Trashy with a capital T.

by Anonymousreply 169December 29, 2023 1:52 AM

[quote] Have we ever seen a picture of Melania's parents at a Trump family function or posing with the family?

Yeah there are plenty of pictures of Melania's parents at the White House, getting off Air Force One, and getting off the helicopter Marine One at Mar-a-lago. Most people didn't have a clue what they looked like so no one hardly noticed them and the left didn't make a huge deal about it the way the right did about Michelle Obama's mother, or Hunter riding on Air Force one.

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by Anonymousreply 170December 29, 2023 4:05 AM

I had never seen a photo of Melania's sister before.

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by Anonymousreply 171December 29, 2023 4:11 AM

^ That's the happiest, least squinty, and smallest boobed I've ever seen Melania. The sister, good lord. The eyebrows and crackly hair.

by Anonymousreply 172December 29, 2023 4:20 AM

The kids all got that weak hideous Trump chin.

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by Anonymousreply 173December 29, 2023 4:47 AM

That 2005 picture linked at R171 shows Melania's right eye drifting outward. I wonder if the squinty-eye surgery has prevented us all from noticing this before.

by Anonymousreply 174December 29, 2023 5:12 AM

The ugly Trump genes do not die.

by Anonymousreply 175December 29, 2023 5:34 PM

[quote] Is the mother hospitalized?

Melania gave her a gift certificate for breast implants for Christmas.

by Anonymousreply 176December 29, 2023 6:32 PM

[quote] i will always hate her for destroying Jackies rose garden. I wish Biden had replanted it exactly how it was

I greatly dislike Melania and loathe Trump with every fiber of my being but as an experienced gardener I can confidently say Melania did not destroy Jackie’s rose garden.

The crabapple trees had been removed and replaced 3 times already. They were too big for that small space. As they grew, they shaded out the roses. You can’t plant roses under a large tree. They need sun. I found out the hard way. I moved my roses from the front to the back of my garden because I was tired of being ripped to shreds by thorns when tending to other plants. My beautiful rose bushes died….not enough sun.

So they decided not to replant the trees again in order to give sun to the roses and to stop having to replace the trees every time they got big enough to shade the roses.

As for the rose bushes, they’ve been replaced over the years, too. Rose bushes don’t last forever. But look at the garden - there are plenty of rose bushes there. They’re right there in front of your eyes. 👀

As for the flowers - the pictures Michael Beschloss keeps posting are: one of the garden in full bloom inspring, and the other photo was taken in high summer.

Spring ain’t summer.

Completely different flowers. In spring the WH garden has colorful tulips, colorful hyacinths and other flowers that grow from bulbs. (None are native to North America, btw). Then the flowers die and the WH gardeners dig up the bulbs. Do they recycle them the next year? Do they throw them away? I don’t know. But they definitely dig them up and plant summer flowers.

In the rose garden there are white, red and pink roses. There are also two native North American pollinator flowers - blue agastache and white spider flower (cleome). So basically you have red, white and blue colored plants in the rose garden. Coincidence? No, of course not. It’s deliberately symbolic.

Bees love Agastache and hummingbirds love cleome because they are nectar producing, as are many (but not all) roses.

So these 2 pollinator friendly plants are native - but they’re not beautiful. Most pollinator friendly native North American plants aren’t beautiful. Again, as a gardener, I have found out over the years that the most reliable perennial pollinator plants are ….kind of dull … and usually short-lived (like 3 years at most). Nobody is ever impressed with my garden. But the bees, butterflies, hummingbirds, finches, and unfortunately deer and rabbits, love my garden.

There is no way Melania Trump planned and planted that garden. Because there’s no way she knows anything about native North American pollinator plants. Professional gardeners planned and planted the garden, and they deliberately put native plants in there. Because nobody would choose blue Agastache and white cleome for their beauty. There are far prettier non-native plants that are sterile hybrids which contribute absolutely nothing to the local biome….. but they look spectacular.

In high summer these plants start to look a little overworked. Droopy. Dry. They’re supposed to look that way because they did their job. They fed animals and insects.

I have never seen a photo of the WH garden in autumn. I bet they dig up all the summer plants and replace with chrysanthemums, which I hate. I hate chrysanthemums because there are so, so many attractive autumn plants, yet corporate America decreed through big box stores that only chrysanthemums may be used.

To me, the WH garden isn’t even a garden, it’s just a flower bed. Especially since so many of the plants are grown in greenhouses and plunked down into holes in the ground, fully grown.

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by Anonymousreply 177December 29, 2023 7:04 PM

^ TL; DR...

You used a lot of words to cover for the fact that Melania could have explained her intent to a nation that holds the Rose Garden near and dear, but like her crappy Christmas decor she just went ahead and did it her way without any thought to repercussions, because she don't care, do you?

You are just as bad for trying to cover for this commie, illegal immigrant, whore

by Anonymousreply 178December 29, 2023 7:11 PM

I want to add that I’m not a fan of the boxwood shrubs in that garden. There are far too many of them. They help block the flowers from view. I’d get rid of at least half of them.

by Anonymousreply 179December 29, 2023 7:12 PM

That Christmas "family" photo, with no Melania, no Eric, no couples together---is, in a word, bizarre.

Ugly, too.

by Anonymousreply 180December 29, 2023 7:42 PM

[quote]I greatly dislike Melania and loathe Trump with every fiber of my being but

You lost us at...but.

by Anonymousreply 181December 29, 2023 7:50 PM

Vanky pimping her 12 year old out to Daddy. Disgusting

by Anonymousreply 182December 29, 2023 7:56 PM

[quote]Melania spends her time reading fashion magazines and doing beauty treatments, she does not spend that time with Barron

I mek helicopter in bed with Donald, I mek helicopter mother with Barron... All my life I mek helicopter.

by Anonymousreply 183December 29, 2023 8:20 PM

Melania’s “modeling” in Slovenia is the same as Ivana’s “modeling” in Montreal. Both “modeled” in a department store.

by Anonymousreply 184December 29, 2023 8:50 PM

Actually, r177’s post was pretty informative. I’ve often doubted the story that Melania set out to destroy the rose garden. She’s too interested in herself and her beauty treatments to give a crap about anything else. it was interesting to read the rationale for what was done.

by Anonymousreply 185December 29, 2023 9:42 PM

Arabella has nice tits. I might have to grab them.

by Anonymousreply 186December 29, 2023 9:50 PM

Explain that stupid dog turd sculpture? Is it designed to trip Donald and kill him?

by Anonymousreply 187December 29, 2023 10:13 PM

Brevity is your friend, R177.

by Anonymousreply 188December 29, 2023 10:25 PM

I walked during New York Fashion Week!

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by Anonymousreply 189December 29, 2023 10:32 PM

Tiffany Trump looks like Fred Sr

by Anonymousreply 190December 29, 2023 10:37 PM

The weak Trump chin is always there. They have terrible genetics, yet they seem to live a long time. (Or it just feels that way)

by Anonymousreply 191December 29, 2023 10:40 PM

That's fucking gross, r186, but the thought's crossed his mind. Probably today. I wonder if Ivanka is jealous or relieved?

by Anonymousreply 192December 29, 2023 10:48 PM

We haven't seen her; she's banned from coming over here!

by Anonymousreply 193December 29, 2023 11:34 PM

R177 I don't care.

by Anonymousreply 194December 29, 2023 11:37 PM

[quote]I walked during New York Fashion Week!

You look like you should BE walked. On a leash.

by Anonymousreply 195December 30, 2023 12:19 AM

r192 - Arabella Kushner is all of 12 years in that family picture, yet confidently carries the cleavage of a 16 year old and got placed right next to Trump by her very own family. I'm sure the MAGATs will blame the Jews if handsy Trump wanders.

by Anonymousreply 196December 30, 2023 12:21 AM

Where will all of these people be in 10 years? How will Trump's grandchildren be looked upon?

by Anonymousreply 197December 30, 2023 12:24 AM

It can be completely ruled out, Melania was somewhere having an affair with Lindsey Graham.

by Anonymousreply 198December 30, 2023 12:45 AM

Remember during the early days if his misadministration when donald would walk hand-in-hand with a little girl relative? Then, suddenly his prop went missing.

Who was the child and WHET her?

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by Anonymousreply 199December 30, 2023 12:46 AM

^of his misadministration

by Anonymousreply 200December 30, 2023 12:47 AM

[quote] How will Trump's grandchildren be looked upon?

They’ll still be rich. Especially the Kushners. They know how to stash money. They’ve been skimming from Trump Org for decades. They’ll never be broke. Karma doesn’t work like that in the land of the free rich people.

by Anonymousreply 201December 30, 2023 1:23 AM

Is that Ivanka's 12 year old?

by Anonymousreply 202December 30, 2023 7:55 AM

Maybe she died of super syphilis.

by Anonymousreply 203December 30, 2023 8:08 AM

R202, see r159.

by Anonymousreply 204December 30, 2023 8:25 AM

I was talking about the little girl in R199

by Anonymousreply 205December 30, 2023 9:48 PM

Maybe Melania has gone ahead with her son to Saudi Arabia. If Trump is caged, he's going to run. He will run where he's been storing money and there's no extradition. And the Saudis seem to actually like him.

by Anonymousreply 206December 30, 2023 10:43 PM

Leaders of Sandi Arabia, Russia, Turkey, North Korea, Hungary, & Netanyahu, all adore Trump.

by Anonymousreply 207December 30, 2023 11:07 PM

^Saudi

by Anonymousreply 208December 30, 2023 11:08 PM

This photo never gets old.

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by Anonymousreply 209December 30, 2023 11:11 PM

Or this one.

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by Anonymousreply 210December 30, 2023 11:15 PM

Eric has such a charming smile.

by Anonymousreply 211December 31, 2023 12:10 AM

In the first photo at R210's link, Ivanka looks as homely as Chelsea Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 212December 31, 2023 12:13 AM

Melania is with Jack Smith and has turned states evidence.

by Anonymousreply 213December 31, 2023 10:50 PM

^ After she turned a trick 😏

by Anonymousreply 214December 31, 2023 11:15 PM

Sandi Arabia, heh.

by Anonymousreply 215January 1, 2024 12:16 PM

R210 complete garbage site.

by Anonymousreply 216January 1, 2024 2:00 PM

[quote] [R210] complete garbage site.

Where else would you expect to find an article about the Trumps looks?

by Anonymousreply 217January 1, 2024 11:52 PM

Has she been found yet?

by Anonymousreply 218January 2, 2024 12:47 AM

Is Orange Con Man to be believed?

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by Anonymousreply 219January 2, 2024 12:53 AM

Business Insider, another garbage site. How fitting, as R217 notes.

by Anonymousreply 220January 2, 2024 12:58 AM

If Melania's mother is so urgently ill, how come her father had time to be in the company/family photo?

You would think in a family as tight as Melania's, the husband would want to be at the side of his bedridden wife, no?

by Anonymousreply 221January 2, 2024 1:17 AM

i don't wanna start a thread for this but Trump is looking half dead. EW

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by Anonymousreply 222January 2, 2024 1:21 AM

linky stinky

by Anonymousreply 223January 2, 2024 1:29 AM

If you click on "He’s not looking too hot" at R222's link the photo will show.

by Anonymousreply 224January 2, 2024 5:32 PM

Here...

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by Anonymousreply 225January 2, 2024 5:45 PM

I posted that pic in the Lara Trump thread, more about GOP women dressing like whores and their ridiculous cleavage. But, yes, he looks dreadful. His hair looks much thinner (Falling out from stress?) and incredibly pasty looking.

by Anonymousreply 226January 2, 2024 5:52 PM

He looks like a virile dumpster of manly authority to me!

by Anonymousreply 227January 2, 2024 6:18 PM

Trump is Superman! I know cuz I got the NFT to prove it!

by Anonymousreply 228January 2, 2024 6:23 PM

ok thanks. yeah he looks like death.

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by Anonymousreply 229January 2, 2024 6:26 PM

Those "women" in the pic @R229: are those all the hookers Trump rented for the night in Melania's absence?

by Anonymousreply 230January 2, 2024 9:29 PM

Nothing scarier than imagining Trump having sex.

by Anonymousreply 231January 2, 2024 10:45 PM

Who needs Melania when he can have his pick of these honeys?

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by Anonymousreply 232January 2, 2024 11:19 PM

Trump wouldn't touch a woman his age with a ten foot pole.

by Anonymousreply 233January 2, 2024 11:24 PM

[quote]Trump wouldn't touch a woman his age with a ten foot pole.

Not true!

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by Anonymousreply 234January 2, 2024 11:39 PM

Wow, that was creepy, R234. Trump has screwed over Giuliani. Too bad he wasn't smart enough to stay away from Trump.

by Anonymousreply 235January 3, 2024 7:00 AM

Rudy, Lindzebelle, and others, are so romantically obsessed with DJT, that their judgments have been highly impacted in a negative way. Just look at their election results meddling in Georgia alone. The risk taking in behalf of Trump was immense. They all knew it was wrong, but failed to overcome the lust.

by Anonymousreply 236January 3, 2024 6:05 PM

She probably was having dinner with her parents and Baron on Christmas. Opening presents and enjoying her life. Instead of, being around people who don’t care and call her a whore under their breath. She’ll live her life in Switzerland in 5 yrs.

by Anonymousreply 237January 3, 2024 9:34 PM
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