Johnny Depp looks beyond terrible

He looks awful. You would think with his money he could afford to go to the dentist. His jowls are flapping away. He's so grungy and nasty looking, looks like he's shooting up heroin.

He should just shut up. His pretentiousness is off the charts.

He looks like one of the scariest old Groovy Goolies now.

His Hidden Valley Ranch voice is hilarious to me. It goes well with his word salad.

r5 What's a Hidden Valley Ranch voice?

He's someone who was quite beautiful when he was younger. I know we all age (if we're lucky), but he has aged like someone who smokes, drinks and does drugs. A cautionary tale. He's the poster boy for "Just Say No".

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Why is he trying to talk like he thinks he's today's Brando or something. How embarrassing.

r8 He idolized Brando.

Recall how you DL queens went on and on about how "supernaturally ageless" Depp was in the early 2010's.

He looks surprisingly good for someone who has, and continues to abuse his body with drugs and alcohol.

He was HAF and a great actor.

So sad to see the mess he's become.

He looks like a hobo near death. RIP

Hidden Valley Ranch voice is that affected Sally Kellerman Madonna accent.

^ are you lost, gurl?

r14 Thanks for explaining. Never heard of that before.

It's my own term r16. The mom on The Gilded Age has one too

Still not bathing, I see.

Spit it out, man.

Can a fan of his please explain the teeth? Why let them rot? He would look so much better if he'd just take care of his dental hygiene.

r20 During the trial, didn't he say he got addicted to painkillers after a dental procedure? Maybe that's why he won't fix his teeth.

Thanks, R21. I didn't watch any of the trial but that is a good reason, I guess.

Don't do drugs,kids

Drugs are baaaad.

Related: Don’t blow meth up your ass.

He is really not making any sense at all. His brain is mush

He’s high as a kite and sounds worse than Matthew Perry in his last days. Can I have his jewelry?

If we're divying up his stuff, I don't want his scarves. When he goes, let's just burn all 700 of them and do the world a favor.

He looks fine to me.

Decades ago when I saw preview for the tv show 21 Jump Street I remember thinking he has a "too cool for school" attitude and was not impressed. He was gorgeous but I had a strong feeling he was a disaster waiting to happen. Several friends disagreed and years later admitted I was right all along.

He looks like an Eastern European gangster, the type from a Steven Segal film.

His perfume commericials have been on TV alot lately.

He looks like he chews Skoal

The people in the comments section of that video are all profoundly mentally ill

r33 All of his youtube videos have people fawning over his "beauty" and hyping him up as a thoughtful genius.

Yeesh. He looks like a smelly old hobo. The outside sometimes reflects the inside.

Honestly, I think he's looked a lot worse. He doesn't look that bad here. His hair is a disaster but the face and neck look much better. He looks less grey, and a lot less puffy.

He is DEFINITELY doing a Brando. A Last Tango Brando. Yes. I would.

Why is he spending so much time in Saudi Arabia recently?

I predicted around 15 years ago that Johnny Depp will likely die from an overdose or another health issue between age 50-60. A druggie a heavy drinker and a chain smoker, it was a matter of odds. I was wrong as he is now 60. Like Keith Richards who is no 80 he keeps going and going.

Well, that's about what people his age look like. I do wish he'd lay off the Justine Bateman eyeliner, though.

Watched half the video. He is in significant cognitive decline, right? This is so sad to me. I bet Winona is relieved she didn't end up with him.

R37 he needs money and the Saudis will give it away in buckets to any celebrity with no shame.

Johnny, don't listen to the haters. A scarf can really compliment an outfit!

He was so angry about Amber Heard doing kissing and love scenes and called her a whore for it. I wonder what he thought about his daughter's show this summer, which was basically porn.

He seems brain damaged. He's not even making sense

That's why you don't make Hunter S. Thompson a mentor and friend

Anyone see his new perfume commercial?

Such a pretentious poser, he can barely play guitar

Age + smoking like a chimney + alcoholism + drug addiction + no exercise + uncontrolled diet + late nights = destroyed health and ruined looks.

He will end up like Marlon Brando: a physically ruined, completely delusional old man who pathetically drags his crumbling self toward death while blaming everybody else for his mistakes. But well, at least Johnny hasn't had dozens of illegitimate children with a harem selected by his procuress Tarita.