My Friend Julie is Such a Cunt: 2024 edition

Julie also told Amal Clooney that she looked fat and needed to lose weight. She's the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted.

"A little more filler would allow planes to land on your cheeks!'

Julie told Liz Magill to just talk in circles whenever questioned. No one pays attention to academics anyway. Especially Penn academics.

Julie came to my house and kicked my dog.

Julie put garlic butter on my waffles!

Excuse me! The title of this thread should be “I hate my friend Julie.”

Everybody knows that. Idiot.

Julie hasn’t told her friends in the Justice for Palestine movement that she was secretly Bat Mitzvahed inside the Dome of the Rock.

My friend Julie told Claudine Gay, "You know, there really are two sides to genociding the Jews."

Hey Julie, perhaps tone it down for the holidays?

My friend Julie overindulged in the mashed potato bar at my sister's wedding and there wasn't enough for everyone else!

OP I wish you were a better writer

R11=my friend Julie...

My friend Julie told Aidan Maese-Czeropski, "Just send the video to a few friends! They'll get a kick out of it!"

My friend Julie said, "Dustin, you tell that absolute SNIP of a gate agent that you need to get home to Shelby and Dolly RIGHT NOW!"

My friend Julie told Nikki Haley: Do something to fix that old Confederate flag kerfuffle

My friend Julie told me that she had a dream that I would die in 10 years and she would be so sad!

My friend Julie told Elon to spend a little to speak his mind.

My friend Julie once took a huge dump in the shower and then heeled it down the drain.

My friend Julie told Jo Koy, "Do it! Hosting will bring your career to the next level!"

My friend Julie told Bradley the movie should be about Lenny's wife.

I hired Julie once as my "Scat Girl". Damn bitch scratched my precious glass coffee table!

My girlfriend Julie told Taraji P. Henson, "Criticize the movie you're promoting. It'll do wonders for the box office!"

My friend Julie plans to vote Republican.

My girlfriend Julie told Ron DeSantis, "Don't be afraid to smile, Ron!"

My friend Julie told Tim Scott, "He's GOT to pick you for his vice president if you finally get married!"

My friend Julie gave Donald Trump syphilis!

Maybe she's not such a cunt after all??

My friend Julie told Donald Trump "Flash the Syphilis Fingers and claim it's stigmata! *

My friend Julie supplies Alabama with nitrogen gas.

My friend Julie told Alyssa Milano, "If you want the kiddos to go to Cooperstown, an online fundraiser might be just the ticket!"

My friend Julie told Kristi Noem, "You have to save that HILARIOUS story about Cricket for your book!"

Is Julie the one that starts all the Trump threads?

My friend Julie told Trump, "Wear the same blue suit with white shirt and extra-long red tie every day. It will be both your brand AND your uniform. Like Ronald McDonald's yellow suit and big red shoes!"

My girl Julie somehow convinced Billy Eichner that people actually wanted to watch him as a romantic lead in a tiresome gay movie, and wouldn’t in fact run shrieking from the theatre.

-delusional cunt

My friend Julie convinced my nephew that this was a great year to start college.

My friend Julie has been organizing student protests at USC and UCLA.

My friend Julie told Anita Baker, "Girl, everyone deserves a night off once in a while."

Julie wrote Harrison Butker's commencement address. She told him she should do it because she's more hip to what the young people want to hear.

You're the one that's going to wear it. If you like it then that's all that matters. Not what everyone else will think.

Julie told Patti LuPone "the squeaky wheel gets the grease" and "if you want an Oscar, campaign for it!?

My friend Julie secretly breaks ice cream machines at McDonalds

My friend Julie gave Chelsea Clinton her perm.

My friend Julie dumped something yellow on Kim Kardashian's Met Gala dress and then handed her a ratty old gray sweater to drape over her shouders. "No one will even noticed, Julie said.

My friend Julie convinced Ben the second time is the charm.

My friend Julie told Mindy Cohn, "A gray pageboy bob would really suit your features!"

My friend Julie told a security guard at Cannes, "Go assist Kelly Rowland up the stairs. Yes, the Black blond woman. Go!"

My friend Julie said: " Enough with the charade! Let´s divorce our husbands and come out. As soon as i was Mrs. Ex- Jon Hamilton she disappeared with Blake to Gstaad and wouldn´t take my calls for 2 years.

My friend Julie told Richard Dreyfuss, "Those fans would think it HILARIOUS if you went out in a dress! Oh, and don't forget your Barbra Streisand story."

My assistant's friend Julie told me, through my assistant, that I ain't shit.

[quote]My Friend Julie is Such a Cunt

Mine too.

Julie told Trump to ramp it up.

My "friend" Julie is Such a Cunt -she's gotten two of my favorite DL threads either taken down or closed prematurely. Please kick her in the cunt bone next time you see her.

My friend Julie told Andrew Gillum, “Have I got a guy for you!”

My friend Julie told Donald Trump, "A quick jury turnaround is great news for my favorite president!"

Julie (that CUNT) quietly suggested to Melania and Ivanka that showing up at trials would make their man look weak.

Julie told me I stink!

My friend Julie told Jennifer Lopez, "After the movie, you should set up a fabulous US tour! 2024 will be the Year of J-Lo!"

My friend Julie told Lisa Whelchel, "Friends-pact, Friends-schmact! You're the best-looking one, you should get the most money!"

My friend Julie told Liam Payne, "Double-dog dare ya to jump in the pool from here!"

My friend Julie told Pete Hegseth, "Pish-tosh! I'd tell ya if you had a drinking problem! Now: bottoms up!"

My friend Julie told United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, "Meet me outside the Hilton at six-thirty sharp."