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My Friend Julie is Such a Cunt: 2024 edition

My friend Julie told Marlo Thomas, "A little more filler would really bring out the planes in your cheeks!"

by Anonymousreply 56June 1, 2024 8:36 PM

Julie also told Amal Clooney that she looked fat and needed to lose weight. She's the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted.

by Anonymousreply 1December 15, 2023 4:21 AM

"A little more filler would allow planes to land on your cheeks!'

by Anonymousreply 2December 15, 2023 5:22 AM

Julie told Liz Magill to just talk in circles whenever questioned. No one pays attention to academics anyway. Especially Penn academics.

by Anonymousreply 3December 15, 2023 7:52 AM

Julie came to my house and kicked my dog.

by Anonymousreply 4December 15, 2023 8:19 AM

Julie put garlic butter on my waffles!

by Anonymousreply 5December 15, 2023 1:12 PM

Excuse me! The title of this thread should be “I hate my friend Julie.”

Everybody knows that. Idiot.

by Anonymousreply 6December 15, 2023 1:28 PM

Julie hasn’t told her friends in the Justice for Palestine movement that she was secretly Bat Mitzvahed inside the Dome of the Rock.

by Anonymousreply 7December 15, 2023 1:31 PM

My friend Julie told Claudine Gay, "You know, there really are two sides to genociding the Jews."

by Anonymousreply 8December 15, 2023 6:47 PM

Hey Julie, perhaps tone it down for the holidays?

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by Anonymousreply 9December 15, 2023 7:14 PM

My friend Julie overindulged in the mashed potato bar at my sister's wedding and there wasn't enough for everyone else!

by Anonymousreply 10December 15, 2023 7:22 PM

OP I wish you were a better writer

by Anonymousreply 11December 15, 2023 7:58 PM

R11=my friend Julie...

by Anonymousreply 12December 15, 2023 8:03 PM

My friend Julie told Aidan Maese-Czeropski, "Just send the video to a few friends! They'll get a kick out of it!"

by Anonymousreply 13December 18, 2023 12:28 AM

My friend Julie said, "Dustin, you tell that absolute SNIP of a gate agent that you need to get home to Shelby and Dolly RIGHT NOW!"

by Anonymousreply 14December 28, 2023 11:42 PM

My friend Julie told Nikki Haley: Do something to fix that old Confederate flag kerfuffle

by Anonymousreply 15December 29, 2023 12:16 AM

My friend Julie told me that she had a dream that I would die in 10 years and she would be so sad!

by Anonymousreply 16December 29, 2023 12:51 AM

My friend Julie told Elon to spend a little to speak his mind.

by Anonymousreply 17December 29, 2023 7:44 AM

My friend Julie once took a huge dump in the shower and then heeled it down the drain.

by Anonymousreply 18December 29, 2023 9:25 AM

My friend Julie told Jo Koy, "Do it! Hosting will bring your career to the next level!"

by Anonymousreply 19January 9, 2024 1:01 AM

My friend Julie told Bradley the movie should be about Lenny's wife.

by Anonymousreply 20January 9, 2024 1:12 AM

I hired Julie once as my "Scat Girl". Damn bitch scratched my precious glass coffee table!

by Anonymousreply 21January 9, 2024 1:15 AM

My girlfriend Julie told Taraji P. Henson, "Criticize the movie you're promoting. It'll do wonders for the box office!"

by Anonymousreply 22January 9, 2024 2:19 AM

My friend Julie plans to vote Republican.

by Anonymousreply 23January 9, 2024 2:20 AM

My girlfriend Julie told Ron DeSantis, "Don't be afraid to smile, Ron!"

by Anonymousreply 24January 9, 2024 2:22 AM

My friend Julie told Tim Scott, "He's GOT to pick you for his vice president if you finally get married!"

by Anonymousreply 25January 22, 2024 3:14 AM

My friend Julie gave Donald Trump syphilis!

Maybe she's not such a cunt after all??

by Anonymousreply 26January 22, 2024 4:28 AM

My friend Julie told Donald Trump "Flash the Syphilis Fingers and claim it's stigmata! *

by Anonymousreply 27January 22, 2024 9:56 PM

My friend Julie supplies Alabama with nitrogen gas.

by Anonymousreply 28January 26, 2024 4:05 AM

My friend Julie told Alyssa Milano, "If you want the kiddos to go to Cooperstown, an online fundraiser might be just the ticket!"

by Anonymousreply 29January 27, 2024 2:57 AM

My friend Julie told Kristi Noem, "You have to save that HILARIOUS story about Cricket for your book!"

by Anonymousreply 30May 1, 2024 2:06 AM

Is Julie the one that starts all the Trump threads?

by Anonymousreply 31May 1, 2024 2:09 AM

My friend Julie told Trump, "Wear the same blue suit with white shirt and extra-long red tie every day. It will be both your brand AND your uniform. Like Ronald McDonald's yellow suit and big red shoes!"

by Anonymousreply 32May 1, 2024 9:09 PM

My girl Julie somehow convinced Billy Eichner that people actually wanted to watch him as a romantic lead in a tiresome gay movie, and wouldn’t in fact run shrieking from the theatre.

-delusional cunt

by Anonymousreply 33May 1, 2024 9:35 PM

My friend Julie convinced my nephew that this was a great year to start college.

by Anonymousreply 34May 2, 2024 5:28 AM

My friend Julie has been organizing student protests at USC and UCLA.

by Anonymousreply 35May 5, 2024 7:50 PM

My friend Julie told Anita Baker, "Girl, everyone deserves a night off once in a while."

by Anonymousreply 36May 15, 2024 9:28 PM

Julie wrote Harrison Butker's commencement address. She told him she should do it because she's more hip to what the young people want to hear.

by Anonymousreply 37May 27, 2024 5:02 AM

You're the one that's going to wear it. If you like it then that's all that matters. Not what everyone else will think.

by Anonymousreply 38May 27, 2024 5:16 AM

Julie told Patti LuPone "the squeaky wheel gets the grease" and "if you want an Oscar, campaign for it!?

by Anonymousreply 39May 27, 2024 5:22 AM

My friend Julie secretly breaks ice cream machines at McDonalds

by Anonymousreply 40May 27, 2024 5:35 AM

My friend Julie gave Chelsea Clinton her perm.

by Anonymousreply 41May 27, 2024 5:38 AM

My friend Julie dumped something yellow on Kim Kardashian's Met Gala dress and then handed her a ratty old gray sweater to drape over her shouders. "No one will even noticed, Julie said.

by Anonymousreply 42May 27, 2024 5:39 AM

My friend Julie convinced Ben the second time is the charm.

by Anonymousreply 43May 27, 2024 5:40 AM

My friend Julie told Mindy Cohn, "A gray pageboy bob would really suit your features!"

by Anonymousreply 44May 27, 2024 6:00 AM

My friend Julie told a security guard at Cannes, "Go assist Kelly Rowland up the stairs. Yes, the Black blond woman. Go!"

by Anonymousreply 45May 27, 2024 2:36 PM

My friend Julie said: " Enough with the charade! Let´s divorce our husbands and come out. As soon as i was Mrs. Ex- Jon Hamilton she disappeared with Blake to Gstaad and wouldn´t take my calls for 2 years.

by Anonymousreply 46May 28, 2024 12:19 AM

My friend Julie told Richard Dreyfuss, "Those fans would think it HILARIOUS if you went out in a dress! Oh, and don't forget your Barbra Streisand story."

by Anonymousreply 47May 28, 2024 10:37 PM

My assistant's friend Julie told me, through my assistant, that I ain't shit.

by Anonymousreply 48May 28, 2024 11:07 PM

[quote]My Friend Julie is Such a Cunt

Mine too.

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by Anonymousreply 49May 28, 2024 11:10 PM

Julie told Trump to ramp it up.

by Anonymousreply 50May 29, 2024 1:14 AM

My "friend" Julie is Such a Cunt -she's gotten two of my favorite DL threads either taken down or closed prematurely. Please kick her in the cunt bone next time you see her.

by Anonymousreply 51May 29, 2024 1:21 AM

My friend Julie told Andrew Gillum, “Have I got a guy for you!”

by Anonymousreply 52May 29, 2024 1:28 AM

My friend Julie told Donald Trump, "A quick jury turnaround is great news for my favorite president!"

by Anonymousreply 53May 30, 2024 11:09 PM

Julie (that CUNT) quietly suggested to Melania and Ivanka that showing up at trials would make their man look weak.

by Anonymousreply 54June 1, 2024 3:54 AM

Julie told me I stink!

by Anonymousreply 55June 1, 2024 4:33 AM

My friend Julie told Jennifer Lopez, "After the movie, you should set up a fabulous US tour! 2024 will be the Year of J-Lo!"

by Anonymousreply 56June 1, 2024 8:36 PM
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