A typical day in the life of Faye Dunaway

A Vacuum cleaner in the ass to tighten the face.

Refusing all suggestions that she get an upper lip lift.

"No! I must look simian at this point in my life!" she says repeatedly.

Gluk gluk

Getting bad plastic surgery.

Avoiding fireplaces

Just an FYI: "Network" airs tonight 12/13/23 at 8:00PM on TCM.

Carry on.

Breathing

Yelling at one of you little homosexual boys 😠

Tears, cheap vodka and dodging bill collectors.

Going out for Crème Brûlée with Shirley

Yeah, come on my journey with me...

which mostly consist of sitting in my Mercedes, throwing videos in the general direction of the old Blockbuster, while screaming obscenities at the poors, and having a few cocktails, ciggies, and pills

It's been a long hard climb..

but Dorothy Faye has scratched and clawed her way up from her humble North Florida past

and into Norma Desmond territory

Going to the rodeo...

Shopping at Gelson's, looking for items that are sold out so she can scream about it.

Grand affected gestures

Blaming everyone else. For everything. And leaving him-soaked voicemails of rage letting them know it.

Throwing darts at the dartboard with Andrew Lloyd Webber’s picture on it.

Pricking the Christina Crawford voodoo doll.

Instructing my publicist to turn down the 87 “Mommie Dearest” interview requests.

Slapping every assistant.

Recalibrating the food scales.

Cheap gin and yelling at "the help".

[quote]What does it consist of?

Chewing up the scenery.

Marcia thinks she looks like Faye Dunaway.

Datalounge people- Tell me something. Why does our Faye Faye have a major

MONKEY 🙊 MOUTH 👄 now

R8- Us HOMOSEXUAL boys love ❤️ her for calling us

Little Homosexual Boys.

Sitting at her vanity and brushing her hair wistfully.

R2 She'd be a perfect candidate.

It starts with morning mass. She is a devout catholic.

@r22, " Us HOMOSEXUAL boys love ❤️ her for calling us Little Homosexual Boys.

No *"WE"* don't, you should hear what she calls black guys 🙄

R26- What does she call black guys?

^ Little black homosexual boys 🙄

No wire hangers EVERRRRR!!!!!

If her mouth slips any farther south she's going to have to tip her head back to smile.

If she ever cares to smile.

She's out in the garden, trimming the rose bushes.

Screaming at people not to ask her anymore questions about Mommie Dearest. She's done talking about it!

[quote] Screaming at people not to ask her anymore questions about Mommie Dearest. She's done talking about it!

She'd rather talk about that Costa Rica movie.

Taking her veneers to the Car Wash.

Reminding those who refer to her as "Faye Dunaway" that she is "MISS Dunaway" to you bitches.

Throwing salads at assistants.

Calling down to the front desk of the hotel to come up and rearrange the furniture because it’s creating a bad vibe at 3 in the morning.

Learning comedy.

Making at least one cashier cry.

Cleaning out her closet.

Breathing.

Lower the hairline and raise the position of the lips

Leave her labia out of this R41

Faye could have had a greater filmography if not for Jane Fonda

Klute

They Shoot Horses

China Syndrome

Julia

Side Note: Our Faye was offered JULIA opposite Fonda. She was busy developing a George Cukor film about the life of presidential candidate Victoria Woodhull that never got made, and declined.

I didn't know she made a movie about Costa Rica.

Throwing things out of the driver side window.

On every Faye thread I write: yes she’s bat shit crazy but what a talent she had. What beauty. She should be another Gena Rowlands.

A casting agent's dream

She is not talking to you, she is not spending her day for you, why can’t you talk about something positive like the CoostaRikka movie or Marlon Brando?

i thought that was donna adelson

Throwing VHS cassettes at Coosta Rikkans.

Talking about positive things and not that Lloyd-Weber nonsense.

Makes dirty phony phone calls 😱to Shirley MacLaine

Faye’s face is such a tragedy now.

A small drink for breakfast, a gin and tonic for lunch and a fith of vodka for dinner.

Klonopin with peanut butter in a kong so everyone has a shiny day.

Positivity, r56!

Reminding everyone that only God will ever know what happened between Joan and “that little blonde girl.”

Calling Terry O’Neill a BIG BIG liar.

Justifying her early morning string of Screwdrivers by mumbling:

It's Juice. It's a cocktail. Juice. Cocktail. It's juice AND a cocktail!

R59 Terry O’Neill once quipped their marriage was so bad it was like he married her in the 80s but divorced in the 70s.

Still somehow throwing he rented tapes outside of Blockbuster.

She is ensconced right now! Just ensconced!

Blasting anyone who asks her about a certain alleged incident from Chinatown.

Half of these responses don’t even deserve the DIGNITY of a response.

I actually do wonder what this old witch does everyday.

Poor Faye doesn't have a lot of money to travel/shop/eat these days.

And yes, surgery on that upper monkey lip would help. Unfortunately good work is pricey and frankly she's just too old.

I used to hope she'd come to her senses, embrace her MD camp legacy and cash in.

Sadly, that train has left the station.

Taking care of bitches and slapping hoes all day long.

Throwing her wedding china at Peter Wolfe.

Posing as a makeup reference for “The Walking Dead” zombies.