TASTEFUL FRIENDS: Formula 1 champ Jenson Button puts Palm Springs home up for sale

Whoops. Listing photos here.

Who cares about his house. I want HIM.

He is hot. Apparently a bimbo chaser, sadly. But hot.

It's gorgeous in a tacky vintage way, like most homes in Palm Springs. You have to really love midcentury modern homes and have millions of dollars to live there.

He’s gay

Two things:

1) This is Jenson's SECOND home he's never lived in that he's put up for sale. He had another home on Indian Trail, next to the Disney brothers homes, that he was talking about living in - and never did.

2) The above home on Indian Trail was renovated and it took a long time - BUT - it was worth probably 1/3 less than what it was sold for. Very VERY suspicious. No other homes on that street sold for 3.5 milliion.

3) There have been many rumors that Jenson Button is gay - with his default Playboy bunny wife - it's on a lot of Formula 1 websites.

4) I think Jenson is getting some sort of paybacks from some place where he buys a property, flips it, then some other 'company' buys it for far more than it's worth.

This is a fucking scam. And yes - our Palm Springs home is around the corner from him and we are good friends with his former neighbor.

R7 here - sorry - it's more than 2 things obviously - I had 2 thoughts and it turned into more.

VERY fucking fishy.

I'd like to see whatever house he actually lives in, cos if he lived in this one he absolutely has to be gay

I actually dont mind it although its a bit heavy on the pink, even if it isnt really my style at least it isnt bland

That’s a fag house.

I’d buy it in heartbeat furnished.

Yes my first take was that his wife or girlfriend decorated that and he couldn't possible live there because it would destroy his mojo and testosterone within days. Maybe even overnight. But if he's gay, I still don't think a gay guy would come up with something so Frau.

I need him to sit on my face.

Brittny Button has to be the worst name in all of history.

It's clearly a nice property, although I've never been a fan of Spanish hacienda style. But I must say, all that pink certainly does nothing to help his masculinity. I hope and pray all that was done after he moved out..

someone buy that bitch a VOWEL

[quote] interior designer Brittny Button

I won't ask where she studied design and art history.

Her husband's is handsome, but imagine how much more so we're his face slick with sweat and the juice of a long night spent eating ass.

I'm sorry R17, but most people don't find a face covered in the dribbly shits very attractive.

Nipples to the day!

Sorry, with that mole over his right teat he looks more like a Lally & Willits kind of guy.