Hi Gays. Taylor Swift here. Ask me anything.

Taylor, are you a cunt on the street?

How big is Travis' cock?

R2 beat me to it.

Let’s just cut to to chase, missy.🍆. 🔥or not

Why did you kill that girl? Just to watch her die?

Hung like a mule, R2. Basically a third leg.

Tripod Travis.

Is Travis still working his way through your NDA, you made him sign? Is it arranged, by you, to let him down easy? I think the best way would be to catch him cheating with some Black chick! (all his former lady loves were Black, so it would make sense, no?

We're very much in love, R6

If you were to date a famous woman, who would she be?

Can you just go away, now? Yes? Okay, thanks!

Lana Del Rey, R8

My handles have just signed on for another 10 years of albums and tours, R9. Who knows what I'll do after that. Maybe I'll run for president.

Handlers*

Why doesn't this website come with an edit function?

Why didn’t you decide you were political when Trump ran in 2016? Is it because your family are all repugs and you were still sucking the collective teat of your country music fans?

Also, can you see through those squinty eyes?

[quote]Why doesn't this website come with an edit function?

Why don't you buy it and fix that?

R10 I can see Tay and Lana.

Is it physically impossible for you to close your mouth? And is it your intention to look exactly like Napolean Dynamite in a cheap wig?

What's you favorite position when you and Travis are having sex? I love thinking that it's when he's picked you up, you've wrapped yourself around his waist, take his big dick and he just walks around with you still filled with his meat... you're so tiny, he's so "large."

Also, does Travis have a hairy ass? If he does, do you dig that it's covered in fur?

Tay, what do you think of your longtime pop star peers: Rihanna, Gaga and Adele?

R13 With great power comes great responsibility

R16 You Need to Calm Down

R17 A lady doesn't kiss and tell.

R18 Rihanna: Pregnant.

Gaga: Iconic, so proud to be a source of inspiration for her.

Adele: Gowns, beautiful gowns.

When you write love notes to your boyfriend, do you use pink paper and also dot each letter "i" with a small heart? Do you write his name all over the front of your notebook, and fill its wide-ruled pages with lists of possible names for your imaginary, future children?

Tay do you like anal?

Tampons, Maxi's or Menstrual Cup?

Stop snooping through my stuff, R23

R24 It’s how I stayed a virgin until I turned 28!

R25 Maxi’s

Hi Tay Tay. Do you actually have any talent?

R29, she's Tay-Tay - does it even matter? She has graced DL with her presence... but I still want to if Travis' ass is hairy and if it is, how hairy?

Where did Satan mark you?

Is Karlie Kloss good at eating pussy?

Tay and Hilary Duff would look cute together.

Hi Taylor, please keep asking your younger fans to register AND VOTE! I'm guessing they could be the difference between winning and fascism next year!

Thank you!

Rank all of your boyfriends' dicks from largest to smallest. Provide details.

I don't know any of you songs. I consider myself blessed.

What did Calvin Harris' penis taste like?

A billionairess

Is it true you went method during “Cats” and had a litter box in your trailer instead of a toilet?

[quote]Tay, what do you think of your longtime pop star peers: Rihanna, Gaga and Adele?

I don't think of them at all.

Taylor Swift, Billionaire

You dance like you're not good at sex. Does your cunt gape like your mouth? Is that why you can't keep a man?

How have you managed to become such an iconic international superstar when you struggle to hold even one note in your 3-note vocal range?

R33 They look the same

R43 - No, they don’t. And Taylor is six or seven inches taller than Hilary.

What are the secrets to be found in Mahler's Sixth Symphony?

Ooh, I didn't know that all of Travis Kelce's previous girlfriends were black. Plot twist.

Is 'having previous black girlfriends but now dates Taylor Swift' the new 'dates only Asian women.' aka code for GAY!

What is the size of the biggest strap-on that you used on Taylor Lautner?

[quote]His wife made a surprising decision. According to the man, “She told me that if I couldn’t understand her love of Taylor Swift, maybe we were better off apart.”

Why did you wreck my home on my 5th wedding anniversary?

Have you fucked more male celebrities than Jennifer Aniston?