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I can’t believe no one hasn’t figured out

That I am drunken screen writer who discovered this site and I use it for creative inspiration. Yea I am a drunk. And yes I am closeted and married to a woman. Please entertain my Brokeback meets Deliverance thread.

by Anonymousreply 38December 4, 2023 11:44 AM

I'm not married or closeted, but I'm also a writer who has drawn inspiration from DL posts

by Anonymousreply 1December 3, 2023 5:58 PM

What ideas have you stolen — err — been inspired by? What screenplay reflected DL commentary?

by Anonymousreply 2December 3, 2023 6:01 PM

You could do a story about fucking yourself, Darlene.

Like you do here when you post your ESTs.

by Anonymousreply 3December 3, 2023 6:03 PM
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by Anonymousreply 4December 3, 2023 6:24 PM

The comments on DL are the best on the internet. The who’s who of Hollywood knows this. Even the political discourse is better than most sites because it’s not PC.

by Anonymousreply 5December 3, 2023 6:33 PM

I don’t believe, OP. Otherwise we’d have seen way more Jennifer Aniston films over the last decade.

by Anonymousreply 6December 3, 2023 6:34 PM

OP is the dullest est ever

by Anonymousreply 7December 3, 2023 6:36 PM

A screenwriter who is oblivious to the fact that “yea” and “yeah” are two different words with two different meanings? Gotcha.

by Anonymousreply 8December 3, 2023 7:25 PM

R8 You are very tedious. A very tedious cunt.

by Anonymousreply 9December 3, 2023 7:34 PM

Could we use this thread to build a comprehensive list of what joke or turns of phrase have been lifted from DL? It’s been discussed before regarding stand up comedians. Who are they????

by Anonymousreply 10December 3, 2023 7:36 PM

That last fart should keep my family away until tomorrow

by Anonymousreply 11December 3, 2023 7:46 PM

Congratulations on the alcoholism!

by Anonymousreply 12December 3, 2023 7:54 PM

Strange I haven’t seen any media out there about hooking up with hobos

by Anonymousreply 13December 3, 2023 7:55 PM

Night Clit got the green light!

by Anonymousreply 14December 3, 2023 7:57 PM

OP, are you Richard Curtis?

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by Anonymousreply 15December 3, 2023 8:19 PM

When can we expect Dark Lesbians from Netflix?

by Anonymousreply 16December 3, 2023 8:22 PM

R16, oh man, YES.

by Anonymousreply 17December 3, 2023 8:27 PM

The ultimatum isn’t Dark Lesbians?

Seriously though, when is Dark Lesbians coming out?

by Anonymousreply 18December 3, 2023 8:32 PM

I'm waiting for Gargoyles on Netflix.

by Anonymousreply 19December 3, 2023 8:34 PM

Instant classic R19!

by Anonymousreply 20December 3, 2023 8:38 PM

Bit of a sad source of inspiration, if you ask me.

by Anonymousreply 21December 3, 2023 8:50 PM

You all dream too small.

HINT: I’m telling you KNOW so I don’t have to tell you THEN.

10 part HBO doc. And yes, I am a writer too.

by Anonymousreply 22December 4, 2023 2:23 AM

I would so watch Dark lesbians

by Anonymousreply 23December 4, 2023 2:32 AM

When can we expect to see the heart warming drama/romance Touched by a Hobo?

by Anonymousreply 24December 4, 2023 2:33 AM

dr todd grande on youtube is married to a fugly beard and steals a lot of topic ideas from dl.

by Anonymousreply 25December 4, 2023 2:37 AM

The Trials of Vivien Vance

by Anonymousreply 26December 4, 2023 2:47 AM

Remember when SNL stole "The Woomba" from this site all those years ago?

by Anonymousreply 27December 4, 2023 2:47 AM

“Linda Lavin Performs The Golden Girls: A One Woman Show”

by Anonymousreply 28December 4, 2023 6:50 AM

“Let Me Tell You Something About Deb Messing…”

Only On Lifetime

by Anonymousreply 29December 4, 2023 7:19 AM

They’ve had a baked potato bar with fixins on Modern Family. That’s straight from here.

by Anonymousreply 30December 4, 2023 7:20 AM

I’m oh dearing myself. NOW, not know. Autocorrect fail.

R22

by Anonymousreply 31December 4, 2023 7:21 AM

If it makes you feel better, OP, I knew something was off from Day 1 when you were using DL as an advice column.

by Anonymousreply 32December 4, 2023 7:27 AM

Real Housewives of Sumeria.

by Anonymousreply 33December 4, 2023 7:34 AM

OP is trolling but I wouldn't be surprised if writers did steal from the DL

I swear, there has to be a DLer or two on the Family Guy writing staff

by Anonymousreply 34December 4, 2023 7:43 AM

[quote]dr todd grande on youtube is married to a fugly beard and steals a lot of topic ideas from dl.

I’ve noticed that too. His roast of Anne Heche driving her car into the house came straight from DL. (I’m surprised he didn’t call her Anne Hehe). He’s in synch with most of the topics posted here, and I thought was an out gay man until I learned he’s Christian and conservative.

by Anonymousreply 35December 4, 2023 7:50 AM

[quote]I swear, there has to be a DLer or two on the Family Guy writing staff

Now, what in the world would make you think something like that, r34?

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by Anonymousreply 36December 4, 2023 7:52 AM

Back when this was only a rumor running rampant on DL…

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by Anonymousreply 37December 4, 2023 8:00 AM

R35 he's also obsessed with karen carpenter and takes pride in his kitschy holiday decorations. i wouldn't be surprised if there are closeted men here who just don't bring it up, since that tends to be frowned upon.

by Anonymousreply 38December 4, 2023 11:44 AM
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