George Santos as a Judge Judy jurist, except instead of a mock courtroom, plaintiffs plead their case in a Big Brother-esque house, and Santos renders his final verdict at a kitchen table while eating dishes prepared by the litigants using only ingredients chosen by an unsupervised four-year-old child shopping in a 7-11.
Twists include surprise appearances by twinks from Santos’s Only Fans subscriptions and other disgraced politicians seeking rehabilitation. Look for Bob Menendez in a boffo pilot episode.
Featuring a rotating lineup of Brazilian porn stars serving as bailiff.