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What do you have for breakfast?

I wake up every morning at 4am and have black coffee followed by a poached egg and a Bloody Mary.

by Anonymousreply 166December 23, 2023 2:59 PM

If this is true, get help.

by Anonymousreply 1December 3, 2023 10:20 AM

you livin LARGE, OP

by Anonymousreply 2December 3, 2023 10:31 AM

Black coffee, 1 banana, 2 clementines

by Anonymousreply 3December 3, 2023 12:03 PM

Coffee and cigarettes

by Anonymousreply 4December 3, 2023 12:48 PM

Today’s breakfast is-

Strawberries 🍓

Blueberries 🫐


Orange 🍊

Kiwi 🥝

Apple 🍎

Honeydew 🍈

Bananas 🍌

by Anonymousreply 5December 3, 2023 1:01 PM

Oatmeal and fruit, fat free milk, a handful of pills and a wake and bake.

by Anonymousreply 6December 3, 2023 1:08 PM

What pills, R6?

by Anonymousreply 7December 3, 2023 1:14 PM

Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk

by Anonymousreply 8December 3, 2023 1:16 PM

Gin and Regret.

by Anonymousreply 9December 3, 2023 1:16 PM

Hi Rupert! B vitamins, a heart dosage aspirin, probiotics and enzymes, vitamin D3. I'm old. Also lately one ibuprofen for a finger that's healing.

by Anonymousreply 10December 3, 2023 1:33 PM

R5, if you ate all that fruit, wouldn't you get the trots?

by Anonymousreply 11December 3, 2023 1:35 PM

R8 = Rufus Wainwright, c. 1998

by Anonymousreply 12December 3, 2023 1:37 PM

Are you talking about the “dire rear”, R11?

by Anonymousreply 13December 3, 2023 1:47 PM

Why yes, R13.

by Anonymousreply 14December 3, 2023 2:35 PM

Oh, R10, I thought you meant “fun” pills.

by Anonymousreply 15December 3, 2023 6:07 PM

French toast with honey, bacon, strawberry yogurt, apple juice, and coffee.

by Anonymousreply 16December 3, 2023 6:16 PM

I’m never very hungry in the morning. The egg and the Bloody Mary are enough to hold me over until lunch.

by Anonymousreply 17December 3, 2023 6:18 PM

OP, I'm with you. I'm up around 4:45am 7 days a week (I'm long retired) and I almost always make an egg sandwich of 1 egg fried in butter on an english muffin with a slice of cheddar cheese, and I have one cup of coffee. Once in a while I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and coffee instead.

by Anonymousreply 18December 3, 2023 6:24 PM

Steel-cut oats, raisins, and peanut butter.

My old self: can of Diet Coke and a Marlboro.

by Anonymousreply 19December 3, 2023 6:25 PM

95% it's oatmeal with peanut butter and protein powder. Greek yogurt once in a blue moon.

by Anonymousreply 20December 3, 2023 6:27 PM

Coffee, pastry/bread, citrus fruit.

Sometimes an egg or oatmeal in lieu of bread or pastry.

by Anonymousreply 21December 3, 2023 6:46 PM

The fun part is the wake and bake! Ease into the day.

by Anonymousreply 22December 3, 2023 6:46 PM

A chocolate sheet cake, plus a Diet Coke.

by Anonymousreply 23December 3, 2023 7:06 PM

Are we on thirds by 10?

by Anonymousreply 24December 3, 2023 8:02 PM

Black coffee, biotin, B12 and D3

Most days plain Greek yogurt, occasionally oatmeal with a little maple syrup instead.

by Anonymousreply 25December 3, 2023 8:26 PM

Coffee with Natural Bliss Sweet Cream Creamer

by Anonymousreply 26December 3, 2023 8:42 PM

Avocado toast with one egg on sourdough or oatmeal depending on my mood. That's it.

by Anonymousreply 27December 3, 2023 8:45 PM

Coffee only. No food until lunch.

by Anonymousreply 28December 3, 2023 8:46 PM

A pot of coffee w/ almond milk creamer, truvia and vital proteins

Orange or banana

Oats or silver dollar pancakes

by Anonymousreply 29December 3, 2023 8:49 PM

R5 is virtue signaling? Completely ignoring the horrific carbon footprint of his breakfast cornucopia.

by Anonymousreply 30December 3, 2023 9:04 PM


by Anonymousreply 31December 3, 2023 9:06 PM

A couple of orgasms then coffee and food.

by Anonymousreply 32December 3, 2023 9:13 PM

It’s Sunday so lemon blueberry ricotta pancakes 🥞 with black coffee and some OJ. Real maple 🍁 syrup on the side. A probiotic gummy and some vitamins. Weekdays usually coffee maybe some oatmeal or toast.

by Anonymousreply 33December 3, 2023 9:25 PM

A whole-wheat English muffin with cherry jam (made from the fruit of our very own tree!), half a banana, a hard-boiled egg, and black coffee.

It was delicious!

by Anonymousreply 34December 3, 2023 9:30 PM

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

by Anonymousreply 35December 3, 2023 9:33 PM

R5, it's okay to eat something other than fruit.

by Anonymousreply 36December 3, 2023 9:35 PM

In the before times, black coffee and cigarettes. I practically lived on black coffee and cigarettes.

Up until about 7-8 pm, when I usually got home from work.. Then it was vodka or wine and cigarettes.

Ah, those were the days.

by Anonymousreply 37December 3, 2023 9:40 PM

R33 is insufferable

by Anonymousreply 38December 3, 2023 9:50 PM

I cook some sort of whole grain every morning. Quinoa, millet, buckwheat, oats, bulgur, 10 grain cereal. I sprinkle a little psyllium on it, some frozen blueberries or strawberries, a little dab of butter, and some honey. I chase it down with about 6 oz of soy milk. I find this sort of breakfast gets my day off right. It's a bit complicated to do it when traveling, but I manage by microwaving in a hotel room.

by Anonymousreply 39December 3, 2023 9:53 PM

Scrambled eggs and a protein shake.

by Anonymousreply 40December 3, 2023 9:55 PM

Nothing, OP. I fast until dinner.

by Anonymousreply 41December 3, 2023 9:55 PM

^ isn't that bad for glucose levels? and doesn't it make you a colossal CUNT?

by Anonymousreply 42December 3, 2023 9:58 PM

R33 r39 for you

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by Anonymousreply 43December 3, 2023 10:01 PM

Here. Choke on it!

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by Anonymousreply 44December 3, 2023 10:04 PM

Cereal, either oatmeal or some whole grain.

A fruit, if I have any, eaten at work mid-morning. I hate being famished at lunch as it contributes to bad choices.

by Anonymousreply 45December 3, 2023 10:07 PM

R18 has about three more years to live.

by Anonymousreply 46December 3, 2023 10:09 PM

Large glass of water. a vitamin. two eggs and two slices of wheat toast.

by Anonymousreply 47December 3, 2023 10:12 PM

Oat and chia pudding with protein powder, almond butter, frozen raspberries and fresh blueberries or pineapple & a few walnuts and coffee with soy.

by Anonymousreply 48December 3, 2023 10:13 PM

Christmas breakfast trifle.

by Anonymousreply 49December 3, 2023 10:55 PM

Nothing, absolutely nothing and I lost 17 pounds last month now down to 200 now, my goal is 185 pounds. I eat my first meal anywhere from 11AM to 4PM, it is often some oatmeal with raisins sometimes other things. I normally have a very small snack around 9 PM and then I am done. I use to never be able to go that long without eating but something changed and now I can, I have no idea what changed just glad it did. Most days are oatmeal first, spinach salad second meal and rice cakes for the snack or a small bowl of Honey nut Cheerios.

by Anonymousreply 50December 3, 2023 10:56 PM


by Anonymousreply 51December 3, 2023 10:56 PM

If we have breakfast for supper then we go hardcore, it's bacon or sausage and eggs and hash browns or potato and egg tacos on corn tortillas with lots of pico de gallo or salsa verde. Or bacon egg tacos. This is also brunch sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 52December 4, 2023 11:51 AM

That woman at R44 seems to have enough food in her house to do a "zero spend season".

by Anonymousreply 53December 4, 2023 11:57 AM

Weekdays: Berries with plain non-fat Greek yoghurt (Chobani), quick one-minute oatmeal with a tsp of peanut butter, cinnamon, and sliced banana, coffee.

Sunday mornings: Berries with plain non-fat Greek yoghurt (Chobani), two poached eggs on toasted whole wheat or rye bread (w/ sliced avocado spread, sliced tomato, and cheese underneath), sausage or bacon, muffin, danish, or pastry from local bakery, coffee.

by Anonymousreply 54December 4, 2023 11:58 AM

R36- That's why my breakfast today is-

Everything organic-

Sprouted Oatmeal

Chia Seeds

Hemp Seeds

Ground Flax Seeds

Fair Trade Cacao Powder


2 Vital eggs medium boiled

by Anonymousreply 55December 4, 2023 2:04 PM

Oatmeal and coffee.

by Anonymousreply 56December 4, 2023 2:06 PM

Some people enjoy having 5 senses, others make do with only 3, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 57December 4, 2023 10:25 PM

Depends on how my stomach is doing. I have GERD and at times it's bad.

Coffee, Diet Coke, or Hot or Iced Tea (the tea being mild in order of stomach issues) - worst case scenario: diet 7 up or just hot water.

Some protein - either turkey sausage patties, vegetarian ones, occasionally sausage links or bacon, sometimes 1 or 2 hard boiled eggs, sometimes chopped with Earth balance, others plain. No carbs usually

If stomach is really iffy, a shrimp cup noodles.

by Anonymousreply 58December 4, 2023 10:32 PM

R58-That's not a healthful diet.

You should be eating lots of fruits and vegetables, nuts, seeds and legumes.

by Anonymousreply 59December 4, 2023 10:35 PM

R59 I can't eat fruit due to my IBS. I eat a lot of vegetables for lunch and dinner, except for broccoli, cauliflower and brussels sprouts/cabbage. Those are no-nos. Nuts, seeds and legumes are not good for people who have a family or personal history of diverticulitis and I have it on both sides of the family. I start the day with protein as a rule, keeps hunger down. My cholesterol is great without medication.

by Anonymousreply 60December 4, 2023 10:43 PM

all you fat whores are lying with your dainty yogurts and fruit. See you in the McDonalds drive thru tomorrow AM.

by Anonymousreply 61December 4, 2023 11:11 PM

I gave up breakfast when I started IF.

by Anonymousreply 62December 4, 2023 11:31 PM

Today, a poached egg on toast with a bowl of grapes.

by Anonymousreply 63December 4, 2023 11:32 PM

R61, 😆🤣😂

by Anonymousreply 64December 5, 2023 12:03 AM

R5 that's more fruit than what's on DL.

by Anonymousreply 65December 5, 2023 12:06 AM

Op, just some unsolicited advise. Waiting 90 minutes after waking up allows adenosine levels to rise slightly, making caffeine more effective at blocking receptors and keeping us alert throughout the day.

My typical workday morning breakfast is low carb and sugar:

1 Three Wishes cereal, with organic blueberries and unsweetened Malk almond milk.

2 Mushroom coffee with Laird non-dairy coffee creamer

3 Handful of macadamia nuts and/or pecans.

4 One small square of Hu dark chocolate

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by Anonymousreply 66December 5, 2023 12:19 AM

I had a client who was 95. Her brother would come by each morning and wake her up with a Martini up and dirty. Got the old body going...

by Anonymousreply 67December 5, 2023 12:52 AM

A martini is an afternoon beverage, for sure. I have a Bloody Mary because tomato is very good for you. Sometimes I’ll have a mimosa if I need a little Vitamin C.

by Anonymousreply 68December 5, 2023 1:07 AM

I don’t eat breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 69December 5, 2023 1:11 AM

R68- Are you an Alcoholic?

by Anonymousreply 70December 5, 2023 1:26 AM

Are you Annie, OP?

by Anonymousreply 71December 5, 2023 1:27 AM

2 slices of Dave's Killer Bread with natural peanut butter and sugar free blueberry jam.

1 cup of egg whites made into an omelet and 6 slices of non cured Canadian Bacon.

by Anonymousreply 72December 5, 2023 1:30 AM

A hard-boiled egg, homemade tomato slices with dry seed and leek jam, and my choice of German muffin.

by Anonymousreply 73December 5, 2023 1:34 AM

R67 is your client Kitty Carlise?

by Anonymousreply 74December 5, 2023 1:39 AM

Cool Op. I bet you have an excellent digestive tract.

by Anonymousreply 75December 5, 2023 1:45 AM

Dinner! Seriously. I have an extremely strong espresso (okay, a giant latte) in the morning, then head out and don't eat a damn thing the early evening. It's not a deprivation thing-- I just have absolutely zero hunger. I guess we all get used to our own biorhythms. I'm aware that this doesn't align with the usual eleventy-tiny-meals-a-day recommendations, but I seem to be thriving -- at least from the outside.

by Anonymousreply 76December 5, 2023 1:46 AM

^ *until the early evening 🙄

by Anonymousreply 77December 5, 2023 1:47 AM

[quote] 2 slices of Dave's Killer Bread with natural peanut butter and sugar free blueberry jam.

[quote] 1 cup of egg whites made into an omelet and 6 slices of non cured Canadian Bacon.

Sounds interesting. Do you really eat all of that for breakfast? What do you eat for lunch and dinner?

by Anonymousreply 78December 5, 2023 3:23 AM

Mushroom coffee, R66? Sounds disgusting.

by Anonymousreply 79December 5, 2023 3:28 AM

I don’t believe that I’m an alcoholic just because it seems to be going out of fashion. I’ve always enjoyed it and it’s never caused me any problems. People seemed much happier in the past when everyone drank and smoked.

Mother would have a martini ready to hand to Daddy when he walked in the door every day. It relaxed him after a long day and he would play and talk with us kids while Mother finished making dinner.

by Anonymousreply 80December 5, 2023 10:18 AM

Coffee, cigarettes. Typical ho's breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 81December 5, 2023 12:21 PM

R66 = Greg

by Anonymousreply 82December 5, 2023 12:54 PM

I don't eat breakfast on Tuesdays.

by Anonymousreply 83December 5, 2023 1:40 PM

One fried egg with slice of cheese and a piece of Dave’s killer bread. I eat this every single morning with coffee. I will have a mimosa or three on the weekends.

by Anonymousreply 84December 5, 2023 1:48 PM

Apple cinnamon oatmeal and semen.

by Anonymousreply 85December 5, 2023 2:24 PM

R82, I might be mistaken, but I kind of doubt that Greg listens to Joe Rogan.

by Anonymousreply 86December 5, 2023 2:35 PM

Coffees and cigarettes.

by Anonymousreply 87December 5, 2023 2:38 PM

[quote] Mother would have a martini ready to hand to Daddy when he walked in the door every day. It relaxed him after a long day and he would play and talk with us kids while Mother finished making dinner.


by Anonymousreply 88December 5, 2023 3:24 PM

[quote] [R66] = Greg


PoisonedDragon/R86 is correct. I do not listen to Joe Rogan. And I think that R66’s breakfast sounds terrible.

Joe Rogan? Are you serious?

by Anonymousreply 89December 5, 2023 3:32 PM

[quote] Mother would have a martini ready to hand to Daddy

This is very “People Under The Stairs”

by Anonymousreply 90December 6, 2023 12:07 AM

R90. 🤣 Omg I want you to fuck me senseless.

by Anonymousreply 91December 6, 2023 1:38 AM

I don’t know what People Under the Stairs is.

by Anonymousreply 92December 6, 2023 8:12 AM

Half-caf coffee with H&H

Polenta with a pat of butter

Voskos plain yogurt

A glass of juice

A couple of dried pear or peach slices

A slice of toast with another cup of coffee

by Anonymousreply 93December 6, 2023 8:47 AM

Today, tamales, fresh pineapple and a tiny piece of coffee cake.

by Anonymousreply 94December 13, 2023 3:36 PM

I have unmarried bliss for breakfast, Rupert.

by Anonymousreply 95December 13, 2023 3:49 PM

I rotate:

Oatmeal and raspberries

Poached egg on Dave’s Killer bread

Two egg whites and one Applegate organic maple-chicken sausage

Almond butter on an English muffin

Trader Joe’s coffee with 2 tablespoons of half n half every day

by Anonymousreply 96December 13, 2023 4:04 PM

R96 Sounds great. Just be sure the oatmeal is organic. Conventional oatmeal is very high in glyphosates.

by Anonymousreply 97December 13, 2023 4:08 PM

Black coffee and a syringe of Wegovy.

by Anonymousreply 98December 13, 2023 6:51 PM

That’s a very personal question. No, I won’t tell you.

by Anonymousreply 99December 13, 2023 7:19 PM

I have two huge glasses of hot water with lemon juice. Then I exercise, then either oatmeal and whole wheat toast, or a two egg cheddar cheese omelette with a slice of whole wheat toast.

by Anonymousreply 100December 13, 2023 7:36 PM

Why hot water? Why two huge glasses of it?

by Anonymousreply 101December 13, 2023 7:37 PM

Why lemon juice? Do you have scurvy?

by Anonymousreply 102December 13, 2023 7:38 PM

Hot water with lemon juice first thing in the morning helps your body get rid of toxins. Some people drink it with fresh grated ginger and Turmeric too. It's a health measure. It's especially a good thing during flue season.

by Anonymousreply 103December 13, 2023 7:45 PM

[quote]I have two huge glasses of hot water with lemon juice.

Why don’t you just have tea, you fucking cunt??

by Anonymousreply 104December 13, 2023 7:45 PM

I'm with Queen Charlotte. Just fucking have tea.

[quote]Hot water with lemon juice first thing in the morning helps your body get rid of toxins.

Sounds like bullshit quackery. How the fuck would lemon juice 'get rid of toxins'?

by Anonymousreply 105December 13, 2023 7:49 PM

Three days out of the week, it's cold cereal; the other 3 days it's some kind of carb, like a toasted bagel, English or blueberry muffin. I will have eggs maybe 2x a month, but in the last 6 months, eggs have started to make me feel nauseous after eating them so they don't make it on the menu as often. It's puzzling this is happening at this age. Maybe 6 times a year I will make grits or cream of wheat, for a change of pace. I impulsively bought a waffle iron (classic-style, not Belgian) about 2 months ago, but they just don't tase the same as the ones I remember as a kid. I think it's that non-stick coating that makes the outside hard. Oh well

Sunday is always pancakes and sausage while I do the Times crossword puzzle.

by Anonymousreply 106December 13, 2023 7:52 PM

Here. Just because this is something you aren't familiar with, or you don't feel like doing it is no reason to diminish it for those of us who like it. Fuckers.

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by Anonymousreply 107December 13, 2023 8:42 PM

R107 = Duchess of Fuckexx

by Anonymousreply 108December 13, 2023 8:47 PM


Frosted Mini Wheats

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by Anonymousreply 109December 13, 2023 9:02 PM

2 huge glasses of hot water with lemon will give you meth mouth teefs in no time. Fucking idiots.

by Anonymousreply 110December 13, 2023 9:07 PM

R107 It is incredibly beneficial. I do something similar to this. I use a whole organic lemon, wash it, cut it in half, put the two halves in the blender with a glass of cold water and two Stevia packets and blend it for 1 minute, pour into a large glass and drink it as is. The benefits of ingesting an entire lemon with the skin, pulp, seeds and juice are amazing. I do this twice a week.

by Anonymousreply 111December 13, 2023 9:08 PM

Ass eating frenzy

by Anonymousreply 112December 13, 2023 10:04 PM

Lucky Charms

by Anonymousreply 113December 13, 2023 10:10 PM

OP Ditto sans coffee and egg.

by Anonymousreply 114December 13, 2023 10:11 PM

I hate the mornings so when i wake up (usually after 11am) I will wait until 2pm and have either poached eggs on toast or granola with mixed berries and an english muffin.

by Anonymousreply 115December 13, 2023 10:13 PM

My husband and a mimosa.

by Anonymousreply 116December 13, 2023 11:47 PM

[quote] helps your body get rid of toxins

No, it does not. That’s why you have kidneys and a liver.

by Anonymousreply 117December 14, 2023 12:07 AM

[quote] flue season


by Anonymousreply 118December 14, 2023 12:43 AM

R117, you do you. I have been doing Hot water with lemon juice first thing in the morning for more than 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 119December 14, 2023 1:28 AM

Toast and coffee

by Anonymousreply 120December 14, 2023 1:34 AM

One container of Mush, mixed with bananas or berries.

Due to severe GI issues it's about the only solid food I can eat these days. It tastes OK but it looks not terribly unlike cat food (and makes the same noise when scooped out of its container).

by Anonymousreply 121December 14, 2023 1:39 AM

Black coffee and cream of cunt.

by Anonymousreply 122December 14, 2023 1:54 AM

R117, I have no problem with your ritual and how it makes you feel and the health benefits of vitamin C and water; however, lemon juice cannot rid you of toxins. Chelation therapy can remove metals from your body.

by Anonymousreply 123December 14, 2023 4:25 AM

Huge glass of water, double espresso and juice of a lemon, sometimes on weekends or when traveling an orange or seasonal fruit as well. Add me to the lemon brigade.

by Anonymousreply 124December 14, 2023 4:40 AM

Coffee with frothed oat milk (full fat) and a Kind breakfast protein bar.

by Anonymousreply 125December 14, 2023 5:24 AM

It really varies. I have never been a fan of breakfast, and usually just had a strong coffee drink along with a small OJ and a muffin or croissant. Or I just had coffee and skipped breakfast. Now that I've retired, I usually make myself an egg. And I have one meal in the middle of the day -- brunch -- instead of breakfast or lunch. So basically I make myself something that looks like an Egg McMuffin. Or I make a sandwich.

by Anonymousreply 126December 14, 2023 5:38 AM

If you keep the organic lemons in your vagina overnight, then make your lemon frappe, and drink it from a wooden mug made by equitable trade artisans in Borneo, using sustainably harvested hardwoods, it cures cancer and resets your kundalini.

by Anonymousreply 127December 14, 2023 5:42 AM

I put Coffee Mate Naturals Almond Milk, 1 pkg of Truvia, 2 scoops of Vital Proteins, 1 lid full of Miralax in my coffee.

by Anonymousreply 128December 14, 2023 9:36 AM

Rupert is slacking. I am shocked that it’s not a scotch egg. Poached eggs are so low effort.

I prefer Chana masala the musical fruit

by Anonymousreply 129December 14, 2023 9:53 AM


by Anonymousreply 130December 14, 2023 11:23 AM

Steel cuts oats , a chopped pear, teaspoon of peanut butter, 2 tablespoons of full fat milk and 1/2 teaspoon of maple syrup.

Protein shake with a banana, three chunks of fresh pineapple, frozen blueberries, Greek yogurt.

One cup of coffee with heated milk.

by Anonymousreply 131December 14, 2023 4:06 PM

What is the massive, easily identifiable difference between steel cut oats and non-steel yet also cut oats when they are essentially being boiled into mash?

by Anonymousreply 132December 14, 2023 4:10 PM

Jenny Craig classic waffles, sugar free Mrs butterworth’s syrup. A med sized navel orange, coffee. Iced Evian

by Anonymousreply 133December 14, 2023 4:11 PM

Today I made scrambled eggs with spinach and feta cheese, and a cup of oats with berries.

by Anonymousreply 134December 14, 2023 4:11 PM

I had a bowl of old fashioned rolled oats with a pinch of brown sugar and cinnamon, and shaved granny Smith apple, followed by a cup of green tea and a piece of high fiber whole wheat toast.

by Anonymousreply 135December 14, 2023 5:06 PM

Steel cut oats are the same as Irish oats or Scotch oats. Steel-cut just refers to the types of machine blades that cut the raw oats into tiny dices. They tend to cook up with more chewy texture than rolled oats, which are steamed and then flattened. Instead of cooking steel cut oats, which can take a long long time to cook and variable in texture after that, I actually cook bulgur wheat (which has a very similar texture but cooks much faster) and mix it with quick oats. I get the nice oat flavor, I get the chewy texture, but I don't have to cook it for 1 hour.

by Anonymousreply 136December 15, 2023 8:38 AM

I’m going to take a break from my IF and have a strip steak, eggs over easy and two massive hash brown patties on Christmas morning. I deserve it.

by Anonymousreply 137December 15, 2023 1:01 PM

Rupert, I like your style.

by Anonymousreply 138December 15, 2023 1:06 PM

I've been doing chicken, fish, and salad to prepare for Christmas week because I know I will do bad things. I know chocolate cake, cheesecake and pancakes, waffles and bacon await me. Mimosas, brandied egg nog, cookies, espresso martinis, margaritas, the entire panoply of starches sugars and alcohol. I will indulge myself for 7 days. Then I have to strap down and get serious about diet and exercise.

by Anonymousreply 139December 15, 2023 1:10 PM

I have six slices of toast, a dozen eggs sunny side up, about a score of bacon strips, a stick of butter, a pot of coffee and about a gallon of orange juice.

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by Anonymousreply 140December 15, 2023 1:15 PM

This morning I had a warm TJ’s mini-panettone and black coffee.

by Anonymousreply 141December 15, 2023 1:35 PM

Generic Aldi brand Cinnamon Toast Crunch with lowfat milk and a banana. Coffee with Splenda.

by Anonymousreply 142December 15, 2023 1:39 PM

Twink ass

by Anonymousreply 143December 15, 2023 6:10 PM

1 soft boiled egg, 1 piece of toast, orange juice (3oz), hot tea with a splash of almond milk Vitamin D3

by Anonymousreply 144December 15, 2023 6:20 PM

Oooh. A splash. Not a drizzle?

by Anonymousreply 145December 15, 2023 6:21 PM

^It's a quick pour!

by Anonymousreply 146December 15, 2023 7:18 PM

How many drizzles are there in a splash?

by Anonymousreply 147December 15, 2023 9:59 PM

1 sugar free tictac and thimble of black coffee.

by Anonymousreply 148December 15, 2023 10:02 PM

I usually eat between 10 AM and 110 AM. I bought some honey smoked salmon at Costco, slightly less than a pound, and I've had three servings of it on various days, along with high fiber, multi grain bread,toasted and slathered with cream cheese, sliced red onions, and Campari tomatoes. It was delicious, and I washed it down with Green tea.

by Anonymousreply 149December 15, 2023 11:00 PM

Jenny Craig cranberry biscotti, a small banana, 2 mugs of coffee. my coffee - almond milk creamer, vital proteins collagen, miralax, truvia.

by Anonymousreply 150December 16, 2023 9:50 AM

Two slices of rye toast, buttered. Banana. Coffee with Splenda.

by Anonymousreply 151December 16, 2023 12:18 PM

Dietetic breakfast bar. Iced Evian. Navel 🍊

by Anonymousreply 152December 16, 2023 4:11 PM

First thing in the morning, Drink Water. If possible, with lemon. We've been dry all night. Don't shock your body with coffee first.

by Anonymousreply 153December 16, 2023 4:30 PM

R153 I drink my iced Evian with my coffee. Please don’t tell me what to do. Thx.

by Anonymousreply 154December 16, 2023 4:52 PM

I drink water to take my morning medications, but I don't count it as part of breakfast.

by Anonymousreply 155December 16, 2023 5:14 PM

R139, why the whole week? I'm bad Christmas Eve (after 6pm), Christmas Day and New Year's Eve. Anything goes! On health track the rest of the time.

by Anonymousreply 156December 18, 2023 5:08 AM

This morning i made a batch of my "doctored" bacon: on a parchment covered baking sheet, lay pieces side by side, sprinkle liberally with fresh ground pepper, garlic powder and dehydrated onion bits (i was out, so opted for onion powder instead. Bake at 400 degrees for about 18 minutes or until desired crispness is achieved.

I toasted some homemade bread to have with said bacon and began to prepare an egg...cracked it and (i've NEVER had this happen before in all my 54 years), it came out fucking black and rotten and stinking into the pan. Ugh, what a shock and i was so disgusted, i lost my appetite for anything other than the buttered toast and coffee.

I put the bacon away for another time and threw out all the eggs in my fridge (bought a new dozen later in the day).

by Anonymousreply 157December 18, 2023 5:34 AM

I eat food!

by Anonymousreply 158December 18, 2023 6:02 AM

I have a cup of hot oatmeal every day. I’ve been doing this for a few months to see if I can get my cholesterol down without having to go on a statin. In the rare instance that I don’t have the oatmeal for breakfast, I will have it for dinner or right before bed.

by Anonymousreply 159December 18, 2023 6:01 PM

Jenny Craig Farmhouse egg breakfast bowl

Navel orange


by Anonymousreply 160December 18, 2023 6:06 PM

today i had an onion bagel, slice of swiss cheese, freshly carved ham and a blonde roast drip with cold foam.

i'm full now and would really like to go back to sleep. Alas, i'm at work and that won't happen.

by Anonymousreply 161December 20, 2023 6:03 PM

I could care less

by Anonymousreply 162December 20, 2023 9:34 PM

Steel cut oats with fruit, usually a banana and a dab of agave syrup.

by Anonymousreply 163December 20, 2023 9:41 PM

Today, I had a bowl of old fashioned rolled oats and one slice of Costco's cranberry-walnut bread. And tea.

by Anonymousreply 164December 20, 2023 9:55 PM

Wine and/or orange juice with vodka. If I'm feeling a little down, some whisky.

by Anonymousreply 165December 23, 2023 2:54 PM

Lately I have been making savory oatmeal using unsalted chicken or vegetable stock. Often with a hard boiled egg chopped up in it.

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