Miss Piggy

She was a star, an icon! Loved her.

You’re truly trying it now with the replica threads. It’s not normal to save threads people post and remake them.

She's very active on instagram.

She was elected to Congress from NY and then got expelled.

She got married and had two babies Peppa and George,moved to Ireland and became a bitter twisted cunt.

God, I wish Disney would sell the rights to the Muppets to someone who would use them well.

Her lady pork chop is delicious!

She pretty much blew her wad.

She's a Starbucks Karen now, screaming at the baristas because they used dairy instead of soy milk.

Then she karate chops the barista.

She's been kicked out of every rehab in California. No management agency will touch her with a 10 foot pole. I'm afraid that soon we will see her on OnlyFans shaking her 12 titties.

Q: What's green and smells like Miss Piggy?

A: .regnif s'gorF eht timreK

Accidental overdose I guess.

She has been working on her memoir but she has to time it right with Barbra’s, Brittney’s, Elliot’s, and Take her Name out of your Mouth’s.

I’ve said this before and I will say it again – Miss piggy has always reminded me of Barbara Streisand.

Bacon sandwich

Seriously though, things went downhill rapidly after Frank Oz stopped working with her.

"Miss Piggy's Guide to Life" is still one of the funniest things I have ever read.

"Never eat anything heavier than you can lift."

She’s almost 50, invisible in Hollywood at that age.

She types fat

[quote] I’ve said this before and I will say it again – Miss piggy has always reminded me of Barbara Streisand.

To be fair, Barbra's not quite as pretty.