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Baby marvels at the size of Jake Gyllenhaal's head


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by Anonymousreply 14December 3, 2023 3:31 PM

Is he still around?

by Anonymousreply 1December 2, 2023 10:19 PM

That baby is adorable! Apparently Jake wrote a children’s book. Weird.

by Anonymousreply 2December 2, 2023 10:21 PM

Baby saying he's sooo gay

by Anonymousreply 3December 2, 2023 10:21 PM

Why does he keep staring at my arm? Is that drool?

by Anonymousreply 4December 2, 2023 10:44 PM

Who photoshopped Jake's skin?

by Anonymousreply 5December 2, 2023 10:46 PM

Jake has a great profile

by Anonymousreply 6December 2, 2023 10:52 PM

R4 anyone who ever refers to a large penis as a "baby's arm" was, in my opinion, molested as a child.

I'm sorry for your ordeal.

by Anonymousreply 7December 2, 2023 11:25 PM

TBH it’s not a great way of referring to a large penis. Maybe an average one.

by Anonymousreply 8December 3, 2023 3:45 AM

There are like 200 other things I would refer to a penis as before I used “baby’s arm.”

Again, I’m sorry about your molestation. Was it Dad or Grandpa?

by Anonymousreply 9December 3, 2023 4:14 AM

It was probably you. It’s ok. I don’t hold grudges.

by Anonymousreply 10December 3, 2023 5:01 AM


by Anonymousreply 11December 3, 2023 6:38 AM

What is the purpose of people who post "who" about a celebrity on gossip site?

Honestly R11, if I had to choose one person to drop dead right now - Donald Trump, the leader of Hamas or you, I would choose you.

by Anonymousreply 12December 3, 2023 3:22 PM

So much fecal matter in Jake's beard.

by Anonymousreply 13December 3, 2023 3:25 PM


by Anonymousreply 14December 3, 2023 3:31 PM
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