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My quickie marriage

One time my boyfriend suddenly said to me “let’s get married”. We snuck out of town on his motorcycle in the middle of January and got married at the court house. Then we rented a motel room at Willy’s motor lodge off of a state highway because we were so fucking cold. Things heated up real fast inside the room when I came out of the bathroom wearing a mauve peignoir. He goes “you sure look classy”. Oh wait. Maybe he said “you sure look trashy”. Anyway the marriage was doomed from the start since we're gay and the marriage wasn't even legal despite the courthouse appearance. He went off to the Navy after that and died of some disease he caught in Mexico. Hee her.

by Anonymousreply 27December 3, 2023 2:36 PM

Thoughts and Prayers

by Anonymousreply 1December 2, 2023 8:09 PM

Creative writing certainly isn't your thing, OP. Try a different hobby, and try it elsewhere.

by Anonymousreply 2December 2, 2023 8:10 PM

Lol r2 Merry Christmas bitch ass

by Anonymousreply 3December 2, 2023 8:12 PM

I forgot to mention my friends came knocking on our room door trying to persuade us to get the thing annulled.

by Anonymousreply 4December 2, 2023 8:18 PM

r4 I think they were saying 'analed' but you misunderstood

by Anonymousreply 5December 2, 2023 8:23 PM

Why mauve?

by Anonymousreply 6December 2, 2023 8:24 PM

It’s only gay when you both have dicks, OP.

by Anonymousreply 7December 2, 2023 8:32 PM

Were you with child, dear?

by Anonymousreply 8December 2, 2023 8:40 PM

R8 lmao. Oh god no. We're men. Lol

by Anonymousreply 9December 2, 2023 8:44 PM

You have to have a penis to be a man, OP.

by Anonymousreply 10December 2, 2023 8:53 PM

Love doesn't mean a thing cause we were so young!

by Anonymousreply 11December 2, 2023 9:11 PM

How awful for you, dear.

Did you wear the peignoir to the memorial service?

by Anonymousreply 12December 2, 2023 9:23 PM

No one needs this shit.

by Anonymousreply 13December 2, 2023 9:25 PM

I’m so trashy

by Anonymousreply 14December 2, 2023 9:27 PM

That’s what OP’s boyfriend said R13.

by Anonymousreply 15December 2, 2023 9:30 PM

My wedding was held in the parlor of the Universalist Church. His bail bondsman was best man I guess you'd call it because he supplied the rings (we did it so in the event of a jail sentence he would have a visitor). Afterwards we went swimming in tbe gravel pit. Yee haw.

by Anonymousreply 16December 2, 2023 10:02 PM


by Anonymousreply 17December 2, 2023 10:05 PM

Is this the work of Darlene under a different nom de plume?

by Anonymousreply 18December 2, 2023 10:12 PM

OP, you deserve an appreciative audience.

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by Anonymousreply 19December 2, 2023 10:17 PM

The name is Hunnicutt

by Anonymousreply 20December 2, 2023 10:53 PM

It was a sham marriage

by Anonymousreply 21December 2, 2023 11:54 PM

Was a Pepridge Farm Square chocolate cake served at the wedding?

by Anonymousreply 22December 2, 2023 11:59 PM

I really thought this was going to be a shit brick house episode. 😭

by Anonymousreply 23December 3, 2023 12:04 AM

OP, you lost me “quickie marriage.”

by Anonymousreply 24December 3, 2023 12:04 AM

[quote]r24 OP, you lost me “quickie marriage.”

Is this some racist, “No Tickee, No Shirtee” jive talk?

OP did nothing to break up your marriage.

by Anonymousreply 25December 3, 2023 6:18 AM

Mauve was a wise choice, though. Getting lube out of satin is always tricky business.

by Anonymousreply 26December 3, 2023 7:53 AM

I always wear mauve lingerie on my wedding nights.

by Anonymousreply 27December 3, 2023 2:36 PM
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