One time my boyfriend suddenly said to me “let’s get married”. We snuck out of town on his motorcycle in the middle of January and got married at the court house. Then we rented a motel room at Willy’s motor lodge off of a state highway because we were so fucking cold. Things heated up real fast inside the room when I came out of the bathroom wearing a mauve peignoir. He goes “you sure look classy”. Oh wait. Maybe he said “you sure look trashy”. Anyway the marriage was doomed from the start since we're gay and the marriage wasn't even legal despite the courthouse appearance. He went off to the Navy after that and died of some disease he caught in Mexico. Hee her.
My quickie marriage
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 3, 2023 2:36 PM |
Thoughts and Prayers
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 2, 2023 8:09 PM |
Creative writing certainly isn't your thing, OP. Try a different hobby, and try it elsewhere.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 2, 2023 8:10 PM |
Lol r2 Merry Christmas bitch ass
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 2, 2023 8:12 PM |
I forgot to mention my friends came knocking on our room door trying to persuade us to get the thing annulled.
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 2, 2023 8:18 PM |
r4 I think they were saying 'analed' but you misunderstood
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 2, 2023 8:23 PM |
Why mauve?
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 2, 2023 8:24 PM |
It’s only gay when you both have dicks, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 2, 2023 8:32 PM |
Were you with child, dear?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 2, 2023 8:40 PM |
R8 lmao. Oh god no. We're men. Lol
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 2, 2023 8:44 PM |
You have to have a penis to be a man, OP.
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 2, 2023 8:53 PM |
Love doesn't mean a thing cause we were so young!
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 2, 2023 9:11 PM |
How awful for you, dear.
Did you wear the peignoir to the memorial service?
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 2, 2023 9:23 PM |
No one needs this shit.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 2, 2023 9:25 PM |
I’m so trashy
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 2, 2023 9:27 PM |
That’s what OP’s boyfriend said R13.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 2, 2023 9:30 PM |
My wedding was held in the parlor of the Universalist Church. His bail bondsman was best man I guess you'd call it because he supplied the rings (we did it so in the event of a jail sentence he would have a visitor). Afterwards we went swimming in tbe gravel pit. Yee haw.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 2, 2023 10:02 PM |
9/10.
| by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 2, 2023 10:05 PM |
Is this the work of Darlene under a different nom de plume?
| by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 2, 2023 10:12 PM |
The name is Hunnicutt
| by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 2, 2023 10:53 PM |
It was a sham marriage
| by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 2, 2023 11:54 PM |
Was a Pepridge Farm Square chocolate cake served at the wedding?
| by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 2, 2023 11:59 PM |
I really thought this was going to be a shit brick house episode. 😭
| by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 3, 2023 12:04 AM |
OP, you lost me “quickie marriage.”
| by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 3, 2023 12:04 AM |
[quote]r24 OP, you lost me “quickie marriage.”
Is this some racist, “No Tickee, No Shirtee” jive talk?
OP did nothing to break up your marriage.
| by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 3, 2023 6:18 AM |
Mauve was a wise choice, though. Getting lube out of satin is always tricky business.
| by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 3, 2023 7:53 AM |
I always wear mauve lingerie on my wedding nights.
| by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 3, 2023 2:36 PM |