Beyonce releases new song My House!!!!!

Garbage

Fabulous!

My family is already gathered around the piano learning this new yule time masterpiece.

I like it

This is the only house that matters from the true Queen B

Doesn't matter whether we like it or not. We'll be told by the media how amazing/fabulous/ground breaking/just what the world needs right how the song is.

It showed up in my Pandora playlist and immediately killed the vibe. I downvoted the tune.

I like her sister Solange better who is in my playlist.

Fucking terrible.

The Mary Jane Girls are turning over in their career graves.

Beyonce trying way too hard to be cutting edge.

R10 - agreed, Beyonce, you're 42.

This is garbage - Who let them coons out my house? Get the fuck up out my house?

Seems like such a derivative, templated song. She can do better.

Boring. Predictable. Who cares, Bey?

Who?

I guffawed out loud at that part about the pink ice on her belly chain!

Nope

Taylor might kill a fan, but she'd never say the 'f' word in a song!

So So

I wonder why she often just does that angry speak instead of actually singing?

Like her, hate the song - super generic crap.

Why doesn't this "superstar" hire some SONGWRITERS. There is rarely any tune to her productions.

It’s MY house, bitch!

"Thoughts" OP?

The song sucks.

Her music sucks.

Your promotional efforts failed.

Miss Ross. A simple spangled leotard, big hair and a bare stage. 100x the charisma and energy as Beyonce. Look at the joy and fun on the fans' faces. That's what a popular artist creates.

It slaps! It's a whole mood! It's fire!

How Beyonce is Saving Us With Her New Song Just As The World Needs It Most

R17 Because someone told her it'll make her seem "edgy" and "fierce."

They were wrong.

My Ears!!!

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It's really cool, but I see it like this: it's a non-album track, a year after her last album, it's purely for the fun of it. It's like one of Prince's B-sides from the late 80s/ early 90s. Just a funky extra track with like five lyrics but it hits. Don't think too hard about it 😉👍

Beyonce is no Prince! What came out of Prince's asshole is better than Beyonce.

The problem is, the ones who “think too hard about it” are the ones who will be dishing out the hyperbolic praise. Not the people calling it for what it is.

Musically, it’s like taking a large pizza with tons of toppings on it and dropping it all over the floor. It’s the sonic equivalent of that. Like most of Renaissance. A bloody shambles

R28 It hits! It slaps!

Only Zionist Racists won't bow down!

It 💩💩💩!

pass

I can't think of a Beyonce song in years that was a hit single. I'm not impressed with Taylor Swift either but once in a while she puts out a song that works as a pop tune.

Beyonce's music seems complteley unmemorable now.

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R28 “ It's like one of Prince's B-sides from the late 80s/ early 90s.”

HAHAHA that was a good one

R28 No one is thinking too hard about it. Listened, yawned, listened again, forgot, gave up on the dreck. .

She’s trying so hard to be street.

r31 Are you implying that this song is, in fact, a BOP?

I THINK she can sing. But you can never tell with the garbage she releases. It's the definition of "pop slop."

I don't even think Teacake will admit to liking this.

It's really bad.

First this, then the disastrous first weekend opening of the concert film.

Sad last days.

SHIT HOUSE

[quote]I don't even think Teacake will admit to liking this.

He drinks her pee (cake)!

[quote] This is garbage - Who let them coons out my house? Get the fuck up out my house?

The lyrics do not contain the word "coons" and you know it, you racist bastard.

Miss Dionne Warwick is the epitome of class and sophistication in song, and yet I am sure she has many times told several someones to "get the f*ck up out my house!!!"

Just never in a song.

Her house is not my house.

Most overrated "singer " ever!

[quote] Her house is not my house.

The title is somewhat reductive...but please submit your composition to my musical director.

Garbage.

Wish she would go back to R&B and stop rapping.

Beyonce has thrown away her career in her Third Act. The Second Act was fine and successful, but she stopped singing songs for some reason. There is a big push right now in her movie and the press to paint Beyonce as "fully in control" of her art, but I doubt it. Someone is sabotaging it through bad creative decisions. Or, it might be possible Beyonce IS right now fully in control and she is fucking it up, all by herself. Whereas Act 1 and Act 2 were better managed by others.

The robot costuming and obvious pandering to gays....why is she trying to be Gaga now?

Pitchfork predictably gave it a good review but its bombing on Spotify.

Are critics even allowed to give her bad or middling reviews? They'll be called racist right?

If I were Beyoncé, I would simply release good songs that people enjoy listening to.

R52 Everyone knows she changes a word or two on a song and demands lead credit. Industry songwriters are probably tired of it and are refusing to give her their best material.

She is a fraud.

Cunt.

R56 In this case, I refuse to believe a "songwriter" was involved in any way. It sounds like studio diddlings stretched into a "production".

Solange is the true artist not Beyonce

Beyoncé releases turd from her pagan asshole

Taylor Swift and Beyonce. That's talent? TG I was around when The Beatles were new.

Why did I think she was doing a cover of Madness's Our House from the 80's?

[quote] Are critics even allowed to give her bad or middling reviews? They'll be called racist right?

Only if they use racial slurs.

[quote] TG I was around when The Beatles were new.

And Motown.

[quote]Industry songwriters are probably tired of it and are refusing to give her their best material.

None of her songs ever become hits, so they're not going to waste good material on her.

r63 You didn't, that's why.

Whatever! Ms. Ross was the first to keep her "house" in order..

I was thinking earlier today that we were lucky to have Whitney and Mariah around at the same time. We've been in a drought for too long.

R62 And the top price for tickets then was $6.75...

It’s not the greatest song ever but it’s okay

Everything about this woman is “just okay”. She’s only a star because she keeps paying people to write articles saying she is.

Wow, only $21m for the concert film and it only did $6m internationally. What a flop. of course, now AMC is backpedalling and claiming it opened above expectations. No, sweets, your PR shill was predicting $50-$60m before Taylor opened, and then downgraded it to $30m last week. Even with AMC's bargain basement predictions, the film still tanked.

And of course, on MSNBC this morning, they had a panel discussing the importance of "Renaissance" and how it establishes Beyonce as the most important black artist of the millennium.

Eye roll.

Yeah, the trades and media are so afraid to rock the boat that they'll pretend this thing wasn't an utter disappointment.

She has no identifiable sound or persona. Always trying something new and failing. The Jay Z influence makes her delve too much into Rap territory. The song is unnerving and unlistenable.

Try this one instead.

Is it about her cooch?

No, Cardi at R77.

[quote]Wish she would go back to R&B and stop rapping.

I think after this she will finally transition into the "legacy act" phase as recording artist. After watching clips from her movie, she really strained herself physically to do this latest tour.

Her older fans from 25 years ago are patiently awaiting her to do a reunion with Destiny's Child; they have money to spend on tickets. That will be a guaranteed success if they tour, especially if they create another album. She would be a fool to not do a reunion project.

The articles about her are always so ridiculous. Like she’s the most amazing black artist in history. There are legendary black artists and she is NOT one of them. Stop the pandering.

[quote]She would be a fool to not do a reunion project.

Well, she’s a fool. So…

She probably thinks a reunion is beneath her.

r82 I think it has to do with her thinking they are still too young to tour their hits like TLC, SWV, Xscape etc. All of which continue to tour and make good money worldwide (as Kandi says). But at some point Beyonce will have to face the music.

Fans from back in the day will eventually turn on her for not reuniting with Destiny's Child. Beyonce has gone out of her way to do everything else for her fans. She eventually will have to answer for not doing a reunion album or tour when they are all alive and supportive of her.

Oooft that song is grating to the ears.

It's weirdly giving Drowning Pool.

She’s SOOOO important to the black community that she bleaches herself and wears a blond wig. Lol.

She wants to be Sister Souljah- not Mariah.

Mashup with "Who Let The Dogs Out" please