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Boat full of suspected illegal aliens lands on Malibu beach

That's too close to me!

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by Anonymousreply 13December 2, 2023 7:09 PM

Gosh, we must all pray for Barbra!

by Anonymousreply 1December 2, 2023 3:20 AM

“Saving Private Juan”

by Anonymousreply 2December 2, 2023 9:55 AM

[quote]That's too close to me!

Then why were you handing out 10% off coupons for your mall (in Spanish, no less?)

by Anonymousreply 3December 2, 2023 4:59 PM

Does everyone remember their “Close Encounters” hand jive?

by Anonymousreply 4December 2, 2023 5:25 PM

They were immediately picked up by a bus who would bring them from mansion to mansion in Malibu. The celebrity owner would look them over and take his or her pick. They were terrified at Cher with no makeup or wigs. The young boys thought something was up when Bryan Singer wanted to interview them alone in his Jacuzzi. Jada hooked them up to that scientology machine. Will wanted to see how well the men gave massages.

by Anonymousreply 5December 2, 2023 5:35 PM

happens quite frequently in San Diego. abandoned boats found on beach. police helicopters passing over in middle of night. even have a friend that found a police officer in his back yard at midnight. Cop never really explained why he was there.

by Anonymousreply 6December 2, 2023 6:03 PM


They discovered America.

Now they own it.

(Isn't that what the people on the Mayflower did?)

by Anonymousreply 7December 2, 2023 6:06 PM

As with all the other 'migrants' they were dropped-off.

by Anonymousreply 8December 2, 2023 6:15 PM

The S.S. DeSantis has ported at Malibu harbor

by Anonymousreply 9December 2, 2023 6:20 PM

I hope they are not counting on getting a reservation at Nobu for this evening.

by Anonymousreply 10December 2, 2023 6:25 PM

Welcome in brothers!

by Anonymousreply 11December 2, 2023 6:31 PM

Just in time!

I needed my yard cleaned and my trees trimmed.

by Anonymousreply 12December 2, 2023 6:45 PM

They were each given a signed copy of “My Name is Barbra”.

by Anonymousreply 13December 2, 2023 7:09 PM
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