Boat full of suspected illegal aliens lands on Malibu beach

Gosh, we must all pray for Barbra!

“Saving Private Juan”

[quote]That's too close to me!

Then why were you handing out 10% off coupons for your mall (in Spanish, no less?)

Does everyone remember their “Close Encounters” hand jive?

They were immediately picked up by a bus who would bring them from mansion to mansion in Malibu. The celebrity owner would look them over and take his or her pick. They were terrified at Cher with no makeup or wigs. The young boys thought something was up when Bryan Singer wanted to interview them alone in his Jacuzzi. Jada hooked them up to that scientology machine. Will wanted to see how well the men gave massages.

happens quite frequently in San Diego. abandoned boats found on beach. police helicopters passing over in middle of night. even have a friend that found a police officer in his back yard at midnight. Cop never really explained why he was there.

Congratulations!

They discovered America.

Now they own it.

(Isn't that what the people on the Mayflower did?)

As with all the other 'migrants' they were dropped-off.

The S.S. DeSantis has ported at Malibu harbor

I hope they are not counting on getting a reservation at Nobu for this evening.

Welcome in brothers!

Just in time!

I needed my yard cleaned and my trees trimmed.

They were each given a signed copy of “My Name is Barbra”.