Santa is OUT!

That's Santx to you.

Ho! Ho! Ho!

More than a few decades ago, I found a stack of gay porn magazines in the woods. (apparently, this happens a lot. Pervy guys leave them in places for kids to find them, I guess)

One of them was a Christmas issue of Torso with Al Parker on the cover dressed as Santa. The phot shoot inside was him with a bunch of blonde guys, and it ends with him having cum in his beard. I tore the pages out and kept them under my mattress for years.

I might have a little Santa fetish.

Fuck you, Satan!!!!

Or an Al Parker fetish.

We made salted dough ornaments one year and I made Santa waving with a gigantic erect prick where the reindeer belong in front of the sleigh. Ho-ho-HOOOO! It was the hit of the season. Merry Christmas!

I have Carlos Santa on the line with us. Carlos, please explain how you could be voted out of your own band.

Santa Maria!!!!

If Travolta can play Santa, he MUST be gay!

There's a song about Santa being gay called "There is no Mrs Santa Claus." I'm looking for a video of myself singing it at a benefit last year. I think a Gay Men's Chorus has sung it too.

Here it is.

I remember a Josman illustration floating around....some twink sitting on Santa's lap, playing with his fat cock.

Please tell me he's a top.

I can't take yet another daddy bear who just wants his hole pounded.

#metoo!

Who knew that Mrs. Claus was Santa's actual "beard" all long.

"Eat, Papa, eat. The children do not want a skinny Santa."

I love those Rankin Bass holiday shows. Lol, yeah, " eat papa eat!"