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Santa is OUT!

He's gay as a 3-dollar bill, kids. And of course he's a bear, wouldn't you know it.

by Anonymousreply 17December 9, 2023 1:07 AM

That's Santx to you.

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2023 6:24 PM

Ho! Ho! Ho!

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2023 6:27 PM

More than a few decades ago, I found a stack of gay porn magazines in the woods. (apparently, this happens a lot. Pervy guys leave them in places for kids to find them, I guess)

One of them was a Christmas issue of Torso with Al Parker on the cover dressed as Santa. The phot shoot inside was him with a bunch of blonde guys, and it ends with him having cum in his beard. I tore the pages out and kept them under my mattress for years.

I might have a little Santa fetish.

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2023 6:28 PM

Fuck you, Satan!!!!

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2023 6:31 PM

Or an Al Parker fetish.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2023 6:31 PM

We made salted dough ornaments one year and I made Santa waving with a gigantic erect prick where the reindeer belong in front of the sleigh. Ho-ho-HOOOO! It was the hit of the season. Merry Christmas!

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2023 6:37 PM

I have Carlos Santa on the line with us. Carlos, please explain how you could be voted out of your own band.

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2023 6:38 PM

Santa Maria!!!!

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2023 6:38 PM

If Travolta can play Santa, he MUST be gay!

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2023 6:39 PM

There's a song about Santa being gay called "There is no Mrs Santa Claus." I'm looking for a video of myself singing it at a benefit last year. I think a Gay Men's Chorus has sung it too.

by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2023 6:42 PM

Here it is.

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 11December 8, 2023 6:17 PM

I remember a Josman illustration floating around....some twink sitting on Santa's lap, playing with his fat cock.

by Anonymousreply 12December 8, 2023 6:18 PM
Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 13December 8, 2023 6:21 PM

Please tell me he's a top.

I can't take yet another daddy bear who just wants his hole pounded.

by Anonymousreply 14December 8, 2023 6:27 PM

#metoo!

by Anonymousreply 15December 8, 2023 6:33 PM

Who knew that Mrs. Claus was Santa's actual "beard" all long.

"Eat, Papa, eat. The children do not want a skinny Santa."

by Anonymousreply 16December 8, 2023 8:36 PM

I love those Rankin Bass holiday shows. Lol, yeah, " eat papa eat!"

by Anonymousreply 17December 9, 2023 1:07 AM
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