Let's suggest some new jobs for George Santos!

dancing with the stars

Ru Paul’s Drag Race contestant -out before the first episode ends

Hosting The Price Is Right

Chief Mopper who mops up the cum in a gay porno store

Kevin McCarthy's personal cock sucker/ass licker.

He's got the experience.

Walmart greeter or telemarketer at an Indonesian call center

Selling dildos door to door

She can forge a cosmetology license and start doing hair at a cheap salon

Aggressively spritzing rich bitches at a Bloomingdales makeup counter with perfume

#1 saleswoman at Syosset Nissan

Receptionist for a gay brothel

Wegovy rep

How about plain old unemployed?

Laura Loomer’s Number One ….

The new star of the Jardiance commercial!

R11 YOU WILL LOVE ME 💃

The question is how soon will he be on a reality tv show.

YouTuber specializing in mukbangs. He and Niko Avocado can share a 55-gallon drum of Spaghetti-Os. Catch the uncensored version on his OnlyFans where they do it naked.

"Groom of the Stool," Mar-a-Largo Palace.

Tijuana donkey show fuckee

Starbucks barista

Prisstitute

Dollar General beauty consultant

Trump's Vice President

Fox News host.

Essential oil salesfrau.

He can work the drive-thru while he gets certified to be a door to door solar panel salesman.

DOVE soap spokesperson

A youtube channel "Power Douching for Brazilian porn bottoms".

Thrive salesperson

He needs to be sent to Mars on Musk's next rocket. Just f*ck off into oblivion.

Soda jerk.

"Reformed" evangelical preacher. He's great at spewing bullshit and he can guilt young boys into fucking his ran over tamale.

"Girth and Mirth" gay porn.

Gunt reduction spokesperson.

He can work the waffle station at Mar a largo's breakfast buffet.

selling kirby vacuums door to door

Trump’s VP

R34 meet R20.

She's working on her next endeavor--"Kitara's 50 Load Weekend"

Making license plates

Scrubbing skid marks out at the prison laundry.

If he could land a walk on cameo in a sit-com or movie playing a low life crook/con man, and delivered a decent performance, he could begin to redeem himself.

The free samples lady in a hairnet serving burrito bites at Costco.

Salesbottom at a Goodwill Store

I like the Jardiance suggestion!

NYC Fat Czar.

Ship's anchor.

He should raise money for a new political PAC that focuses on uncovering misdeeds (financial and sexual dalliances) of other members of Congress.

There is no one better qualified to suss out the misdeeds of others than one who has excelled at it.

He'll have a job for life, and the DL will have opportunity for countless new threads.

Volleyball team captain at the Eastland School for Girls.

Federal inmate. And may he have a long career at it.

Reboot of Girls. She’s the new Lens!

Russian TV propaganda talking head. Maybe he will move there like that other nutty bitch Tara Reade.

Supermodel

A seasonal position to help tide him over.

Mar-a-lago diaper changer.

Personal ass-istant to the Senatrice.

I don’t know…. What kinds of jobs do felons usually get?

Maybe he can work for Marjorie Taylor Greene like Milo

She'll (ghost write) a book and have it made into a movie of the week on ABC. Beanie Feldstein will play her.

Toilet

Ambassadress to the Holy See. He can share tips on drag with the Pope.

Federal Prison Inmate no. F234781

Road tour of Hedwig and the Angry Inch.

He's going to prison if he sticks around in the USA. I see him in hiding in drag running the desk at LadyBoy brothel in a C-list Thai beach town.

I would like to see Kitara in the same lady’s prison as Jen Shah and Elizabeth Holmes. They’re friends now.

Kitara could become part of the Shah Squad and assist Jen in setting up her aerobics classes for the girls. Or she could do everyone’s hair like Laverne Cox in Orange is the New Black.

Pampered Chef!

Reality tv star

Elon Musk's X , Director of Integrity.

Aaron Rodgers new "personal assistant".

Pass-around bottom.

I invented the Lazy Susan!

He’s probably about six months out from appearing on Strictly Come Dancing, or Dancing with the Stars Australia, or something like that.

He certainly has the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to make it deep in a competition show.

Turkey inseminator in Siberia.

He doesn't need a job. He needs to spontaneously combust in public so everyone knows what happened to him. The flames should be white-hot like the nuclear fire of a dying star, hot enough to leave nothing behind but a tea spoonful of fine ash that blows away in the frigid winter breeze.

Well, he does have dick sucking lips….

He's a fat lumpy sack of shit.

He can get work as a MyPillow.

Village idiot in Barbra's basement.

He should start a fashion line of high-heel lift-boots for male politicians who are height-challenged.

Wow, I hadn’t seen the news until now! Heeeeee!!

Mc'ing drag bingo at Wilton Manors in Ft. Lauderdale.

Perform in Benidorm as Sticky Vicky Revisited.

Featured Player at the Matinecock, NY Dinner Theater playing Mazeppa the stripper in “Gypsy,” singing “You Gotta Get a Gimmick.”

Roommates with Milton Morehead.

Gym steamroom sex pest

Third shift Asst. Mgr. at Waffle House.

Catalog model for husky boys western wear. “Seams guaranteed not to rip or tear!”

R84 advertising tops or bottoms?

Sephora shopbottom.

Urinal cake.

Speed bump.

Accident-prone woodchipper repairman

Michelin Man.

Beanbag chair in a home for the chronically incontinent.

R91 ….better yet: in Sam Bankman-Fried’s prison cell.

Food taster for Putin.

R. Kelly's prison bitch

I see Kitara finding meaningful work as a buxom bride and triumphant trophy wife.

Spokesperson for Subway Restaurants.

Wikipedia says he worked in customer service before his meteoric rise to superstardom. Maybe he could work the bi-lingual phone lines in a call center?

Fluffer of the House

Che Diaz's fraternal twin on And Just Like That.

I’d say a bitchy TSA agent in some tiny airport somewhere in Nebraska, but he couldn’t get through a security clearance.

Maybe he’ll co star in a non woke Christmas movie next year alongside Chachi and Kristy Swanson.

He can start his own celebrity fragrance: Deceit, by George Santos

Kitara will be the new spokesmodel for Mando, the Lume line for stinky men!

Pits, underboob, thigh folds, buttcrack, feet.

Kitara will need more than a pea sized amount to rub on her copious fat folds.

Omod Scobie's assistant and companion.

Well it won't be Receipt, by George Santos.

The 18th hole on Trump’s golf course.

^ I'm sure his hole is wide enough to qualify

Host of "To Tell the Truth."

Playing Momma in the reboot of What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Playing the sofa Momma is lying on in the reboot of What's Eating Gilbert Grape? (The actress playing Momma had talent).

President of Trump University.

Since Kitara was responsible for a dog death, I think cleaning up road kill and carcasses on the side of the highway would be fitting.

Changing Trump’s diapers when they’re cellmates in prison.

With Georgie-boy's tongue inserted up his asshole, Trump won't need diapers!

More suggestions for Kitara-

Spokesmodel at a car show (“Introducing the 2024 Kia Soul…”)

Standing outside grocery stores, collecting signatures

Sex surrogate for couples with a husband into fat drag queens

Big and Tall men’s department sales clerk at Kohl’s

Selling solar panels in a Home Depot

Assistant to Amy Klobuchar, but only so Amy can hit her in the head with a stapler

Luxury Hi-Rise Trash Chute Monitor.

He can invent a new line of male brassieres designed to accurate the chest for upmarket sweaters.

The caboose of a human centipede.

[quote]Spokesperson for Subway Restaurants.

He does look like Jared. Have the two ever been seen in the same place together?

Born again Christian and ex-gay working the evangelist grifting circuit.

Pussy galore

Bowen Yang’s replacement on SNL.

Sugar Daddy with mysterious finances

Jim Bakker's new sidekick, selling those slop buckets for the end times.

R119, maybe he can join Milo at Church Militant

R118, Outside of a few train stations, I don't think there are places large enough for them both to be seen together.

Fox "News" copy editor, think of the lies he could tell.

Whore in a Rio de Janeiro gay sauna.

Passenger on experimental Space-X launches.

He should start his own submarine service to take billionaires to the Titanic wreckage

R129, they can hollow him out and use him as the submersible.

Understudy for Shamu at SeaWorld.

The new host / sponsor of the Psychic Friends hotline. He endorses it because he needed it and didn't see it coming a mile away that he was going down in flames.

Buoy. Fat people are buoyant, right?