Santo is OUT!

Just the one, dear?

I'm surprised, genuinely didn't think they'd do it. Who replaces him?

R2 someone called Kitara Ravache

Story

R2, New York Gov. Hochul will call a special election, and a Democrat will probably be elected in the interim.

Next stop, “Dancing With The Stars”.

Don't be too sure, R5.

George slithered away avoiding reporters, cameras and, most dramatically, the Sergeant At Arms' escort.

In a reaction to the expulsion of Santos, Marjorie Taylor Greene announced her intention to file Articles of Impeachment against every person in the United States, because, as she said," Impeachment is my life."

Next stop, dancing with Bubba in cellblock 9.

I want him to sing And I'm Telling You I'm Not Going as Kitara

Jew-haters!

Kitara gurl you in even moar danguh!!!

CNN quotes Santos after his expulsion:

"To hell with this place."

Just more anti-Semitism! They're prejudiced against Jew-ish people!

George was later seen on the Capitol steps...

For your enjoyment.

Hey he might be distraught enough to commit suicide…oh, wait.

Assassins!

They shouldn't even let the fat fuck go back to his office to gather his belongings. He should be escorted out of the building by security, along with his staff. You know if they let him go back to his office he'll steal everything he can get his hands on that doesn't belong to him personally. Hell, he's so evil he would probably shit in one of his desk drawers.

I've already made your bed, George. It's gonna be faaaabulous being cellmates!

He'll dress in drag and run again for the same office as a Jew-ish black woman.

Now prosecuted for misappropriation of election funds, wire fraud and that awful wig he wore in Brazil.

I hope one of the democrats yelled "BYE FELICIA" as he hauled his rotundity out of the chamber.

So Kitara threatening to expose corrupt Congressmen to the light of day was just so much more bullshit blustering on her part?

Republicans are now down to 3 votes above the majority (if I'm counting right).

[quote] and that awful wig he wore in Brazil.

How very dare you! That wig was one of the top sellers from the Eva Gabor collectia.

[quote]George slithered away avoiding reporters, cameras and, most dramatically, the Sergeant At Arms' escort.

Hold me, Sergeant -- I'm scared!

[quote] So Kitara threatening to expose corrupt Congressmen to the light of day was just so much more bullshit blustering on her part?

Oh he'll wait until he's away from Capitol Hill when he'll think no one from there can get at him.

Give him time.

Okay Gov. Hochul, time to appoint a democrat to fill Georgie boy's void.

Drudge…

Delicious

[quote]Okay Gov. Hochul, time to appoint a democrat to fill Georgie boy's void.

House seats aren't filled by appointment, there will be a special election. And NOTHING can fill his void.

What was the point of George Santos?

Is he taking the baby?

George sashays away in his red suit. He can get a job as a department store Santos. Perfect

If the voters in his district elect another republican to fill his seat then they deserve exactly what they'll get.

Oh god…

R37, no one ever accused New Yorkers of having good sense when it comes to electing politicians.

Lady Bunny chimes in…

Well, I never!

"I'm going to Mar-a-lago!"

Winner, winner, KFC dinner!

Is there footage of him fleeing the building refusing to talk to reporters?

Re: Dean Phillips R38, America is still a long way from electing a Jewish POTUS, I believe. There are still way too many rural voters all over America who would never go for that. Honestly, think we're closer to electing a woman POTUS.

Santos will sashay away like this?

Besides, First Lady Glick just wouldn't go over.

Drudge is straight-up queening-out…

R43

They drummed you right outta Washington…

How can someone get fatter...like, noticeably fatter...each passing day?

How did Kevin McCarthy vote? I couldn’t find him among the ayes or nays.

Kitara Raviche....it is time for you to

SASHAY

AWAY

R48, I wonder who is driving him away in the Jaguar. It’s certainly not his own car.

I can't believe nobody in the GOP properly vetted him. Talk about a walking and talking embarrassment.

I cannot believe nobody in the local media properly vetted him.

[quote]I cannot believe nobody in the local media properly vetted him.

Local media has been gutted.

My pussy stinks!

[quote]And NOTHING can fill his void.

Are you talking about his hole?

R56, they did. Republicans didn't care

[quote]Are you talking about his hole?

Among other things.

It's important to remember that if he had been a Democrat, he would have been pilloried non-stop by every Republican in Congress, and they would have used him to smear the entire party. He would have been the principal subject of every attack ad in the election cycle. He would never have survived in Congress this long. That Republicans would endure him for over a year just shows that the MAGAts are completely morally bankrupt.

R59 The NYT's Maggie Haberman has talked about it being a 'death of local media' issue. All over the US jobs in local media are being cut.

I thought the title said "Santa" and I was like oh no the War on Christmas

Re: R44: Phillips can fuck right off. The first Jewish POTUS is going to be Josh Shapiro.

I would love that, R64! He would also be one of the sexiest presidents in recent times.

…and so begins the botox, OnlyFans, Sephora and Hermès binge of a lifetime.

Tomorrow he'll likely be calling all the airlines looking for the cheapest tickets available out of the country.

They didn't even give him a chance to lip synch for his life.

“Santos refused to resign and accepted his fate, saying in a 3 hour conversation on X spaces, that he would take his removal in stride and “wear it like a badge of honor” . “

That’s the problem nowadays, some people don’t feel shame. They are not contrite about what they have done. He didn’t care about being a representative to his constituents. He was in it all for himself.

As I said before: George, we knew you wouldn’t change.

"To hell with this place," quipped the prissy queen from the North as he alighted the steps of the Capitol.

This is genocide!

I mean, he could always argue that they expelled George Santos, but that his name is Anthony Devolder or Kitara Ravanche.

Either way, now that he’s out of office, he can go back to pioneering experimental brain surgeries at Columbia.

Video of his dramatic exit!!

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

He clearly lacked the glamour required to be an elected official in the US House of Representatives.

Not Jabberwocky lol

r12, it's Jew-ish haters. Get it right, girl.

Today is a good day, now let’s convict this fraud.

R7, I said probably, not definitely.

R39, New Yorkers are not even in the top 10 in electing shit pols.

USA Today Headline linked above at R4

"George Santos was expelled from Congress after a scathing House Ethics report found substantial evidence he broke federal crimes."

Break a crime?

[quote] I mean, he could always argue that they expelled George Santos, but that his name is Anthony Devolder or Kitara Ravanche.

I was hoping he would show up as Kitara and go full metal crazy, asking loudly Who this bitch, George, and why are we expelling him? Right up until the moment she is dragged out of the Chamber, singing I Will Survive at the top of her lungs.

Small fry. They kept the Orange Turd.

[quote]I was hoping he would show up as Kitara and go full metal crazy, asking loudly Who this bitch, George, and why are we expelling him? Right up until the moment she is dragged out of the Chamber, singing I Will Survive at the top of her lungs.

I wanted him in a caftan and Peggy Lee wig singing “And I Am Telling You I’m Not Going.”

C-SPAN has posted a 2-minute video of Capitol Hill workmen changing the locks on George Santos's now former office:

What’s all the falderal around his door? What is he homecoming queen?

NBC News: In a letter sent to colleagues, which was obtained by NBC News, Rep. Max Miller, R-Ohio, said he learned earlier this year that Santos’ campaign “had charged my personal credit card — and the personal card of my Mother — for contribution amounts that exceeded FEC limits. Neither my Mother nor I approved these charges or were aware of them.”

Miller said that he has spent “tens of thousands of dollars” in legal fees dealing with the situation. He went on to say that he has seen a list of 400 people he believes were also over-charged by Santos, including other Republican House members.

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson voted against expulsion, I guess because he likes to see old ladies suffer.

R86 you’re the moron here. Those are missing hostage posters.

I'd like to think his expulsion was a reflection of changing GOP values: you know, throw out the fraudsters, liars, assholes.

But then there's the Orange Turd.

Here is the list of the 105 Republicans that voted to expel George Santos:

Oh great. More time for him to spend here. 😒

Don’t call us kitara….we’ll call you.

[quote]Lady Bunny chimes in…

I had no idea that Lady Bunny is a deplorable. I hope she won't mind when the Republicans send her to a camp.

R90 - who is Rep "LaTurner"? Headline: "LaTurner bitchslaps Kitara"

It sounds even better in Portuguese.

Such a drab office at R85.

LOL! Ouch.

Now he can show his hole on social media like Aaron Cockgobbler

We can only hope it's cleaner.

As if

Damnit! Why didn't I have the foresight to buy some Ben and Jerry's stock? Kitara's going to stress eat away the entire country's ice cream supply.

More importantly, where is she going to give her first interview? You know gurrrlllll gonna need to get paid for it, too.

The Republican House leadership, including Mike Johnson and beloved DL villainess Elise Stefanik, voted against expelling him—they need his rightwing vote.

I will not go quietly!

Blessed be!

GLORY BE!

Teatwat next.

Then, ecstasy.

The trouble with Santos ratting everyone out is he is such a notorious liar, he can’t be believed about anything.

If he doesn’t say anything about D’Esposito who brought the motion to expel (and as far as I know is squeaky clean, quite the anomaly amongst Republicans) then I am going to assume everything he says about the others is true.

How does an unauthorized charge of 12 thousand dollars go unnoticed

Assemblywoman Gina Sillitti (D-Manorhaven), shared constituents with Santos during his 11-month tenure.

“It’s finally done and the people of the 3rd Congressional District are ready to move on,” Sillitti said. “We need to learn from this experience, make sure it doesn’t happen again, and get back to work for the residents who have been without representation for far too long.”

Assemblyman Charles Lavine (D-Glen Cove), who also overlapped with Santos, praised the expulsion as well.

“I am pleased to see that this pathetic chapter in American legislative history has finally come to an end,” Lavine said. “It has been grotesquely unfair for the people of the Third Congressional District to be represented by someone so morally and ethically bankrupt. I look forward to the near future when the national legislative interests of the people of northern Queens and Nassau County will once again be protected.”

I can't imagine how Santos can even show his face in his district or anywhere on Long Island after all this. I'm betting he'll be lighting out for Florida before soon. Maybe he can rent a room from Wheels Cawthorn

What did the Republican do during his 328 days in office representing New York’s 3rd Congressional District?

An NBC News analysis of Santos’ legislative record shows that he introduced 40 bills or resolutions during his short career; that’s roughly average for a member of Congress, according to Brookings Institution statistics.

The House did not act on any of them, and all died in committee without a vote.

What’s more unusual is that Santos convinced only one of his colleagues to sign on to any of his 40 bills — Rep. Paul Gosar, R-Ariz., who backed Santos’ “Defund the CCP on Campus Act of 2023” (referring to the Chinese Communist Party).

Although he didn’t earn the backing of his colleagues on the bulk of his legislation, most of it was aimed at prominent conservative issues such as immigration and the border, stripping funding from the IRS, “draining the swamp” and one bill apparently trolling President Joe Biden, the Executive Mental Competency Protection Act of 2023.

China was by far the biggest focus for the freshman lawmaker; 12 of his bills explicitly targeted the country. He also introduced a constitutional amendment to limit pay for members of Congress and reduce the national debt, though that didn’t get traction either.

Two of his bills were named for pop stars: the Securing Women’s Independence For Today Act of 2023, named for Taylor Swift, and a measure targeting vaccine mandates named for Nicki Minaj. (TMZ reported that Minaj liked a tweet about the bill).

Santos did pass two amendments to other pieces of legislation — one targeting vaccines and the other re-establishing a Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement Office within Immigration and Customs Enforcement. But neither of the bills the amendments were attached to have become law.

The New York Republican didn’t serve on any committees.

Though he was originally named to two smaller, less influential panels — the Small Business Committee and the Science, Space and Tech Committee — he recused himself from those posts not long after entering Congress because of the Ethics Committee’s investigation into him.

Santos did sign on as a co-sponsor for 152 of his colleagues’ bills. Only one of them became law, however, an act creating a commemorative coin to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the Marine Corps.

Gay-married George Santos doesn't believe in gay marriage.

^ He's married? To what? 😳

R114, you don't know Georgie's husband Matt, the alleged pharmacist?

Well...when you put it *that* way...

Santos, Santorum. Sounds like a Latin declension.

Lordy, I hope that little thing doesn't let that Manatee Santos mount him in lust.