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Analyze This Ass - November 30th, 2023

Analyze away, you fools.

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by Anonymousreply 23December 2, 2023 9:34 AM

Sidney Crosby adjacent.

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2023 2:44 AM

Kinda goofy.

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2023 3:21 AM

If Shawn Mendes had ass, this is how I would want it to look

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2023 11:27 AM


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by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2023 11:30 AM

The proportions are off, doesn’t go with the body.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2023 12:00 PM

What's to analyze? A fine, manly ass.

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2023 1:27 PM

R6, you answered your own question.

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2023 1:28 PM

Apparently it’s from a straight soft porn video.

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2023 5:47 PM

🌊 🐄. 🧵

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2023 5:52 PM

The ass is nice, but I don't like the jeans. I don't like when jeans have low-sitting pockets, they just don't frame a butt correctly.

by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2023 7:51 PM

[quote] 🌊 🐄. 🧵

Believe me I am far from being the sea cow. I’m pretty much its antithesis.

by Anonymousreply 11December 1, 2023 11:36 PM

Same guy. Side view and face.

Can anyone here identify him?

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by Anonymousreply 12December 2, 2023 4:48 AM

Isn't that Giovanni Francesco? He was perfect before the ass implant.

by Anonymousreply 13December 2, 2023 4:54 AM

Analyze it? Sure.

It’s great, big and easily spread before an adventurous man. Like the Atlantic was ahead of Columbus.

But it’s also smelly and hard to clean, so most likely not continually enjoyable.

by Anonymousreply 14December 2, 2023 5:36 AM

OP, why are you having us rate your damn ass. Get some friends. SMFH

This photo seems off. Almost fake. I am personally not impressed.

by Anonymousreply 15December 2, 2023 6:56 AM

That ass belongs to a formerly obese kid who experienced a big growth spurt at age 18-19.

If he works it, you’ll get Henry Cavill type of physique with powerful legs.

If he rests, you’ll get a Baby Huey physique. Lord help him if he develops a taste for beer. Moobs.

by Anonymousreply 16December 2, 2023 7:12 AM

That is Giovanni Francesco. He's a porn star and he strips in LA. He got ass implants years ago

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by Anonymousreply 17December 2, 2023 7:25 AM

Before and after surgery

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by Anonymousreply 18December 2, 2023 7:29 AM

Those look like women’s cut jeans. To accommodate that ass, I guess.

by Anonymousreply 19December 2, 2023 7:29 AM

Which other guys wear women's cut jeans?

by Anonymousreply 20December 2, 2023 7:35 AM

R18, is this what you were trying to link to?

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by Anonymousreply 21December 2, 2023 7:40 AM

Actually this, R18:

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by Anonymousreply 22December 2, 2023 7:41 AM

Here’s the bottom of the photo in OP:

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