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How can I explain to my rescue dog that his behavior is inappropriate?

My rescue dog likes to lick his wiener and the patch where his balls used to be. How can I get him to understand that licking like that is a private act?

by Anonymousreply 43December 2, 2023 5:33 PM

Sex negative!

by Anonymousreply 1December 1, 2023 12:06 AM

You’ll have to lick it for him.

by Anonymousreply 2December 1, 2023 12:08 AM

Capsaicin?

by Anonymousreply 3December 1, 2023 12:08 AM

OP, is he a rescue dog?

by Anonymousreply 4December 1, 2023 12:09 AM

You have to model good behavior.

by Anonymousreply 5December 1, 2023 12:09 AM

Bring a jar of peanut butter to be with you.

by Anonymousreply 6December 1, 2023 12:14 AM

^bed

by Anonymousreply 7December 1, 2023 12:14 AM

That dog needs a lesson in good manners that he won’t soon forget.

by Anonymousreply 8December 1, 2023 12:18 AM

Put quinine on his wiener and the patch where his balls used to be and he'll stop licking quick enough.

by Anonymousreply 9December 1, 2023 12:20 AM

Lick your own penis and taint and show him how revolting it is, keep doing it until your rescue dog gets the message.

by Anonymousreply 10December 1, 2023 1:00 AM

It doesn't seem sexual. It's more like it's delicious and full of flavor.

by Anonymousreply 11December 1, 2023 1:37 AM

Show him photos of Ted Cruz. It will kill whatever desire he has for self pleasure.

by Anonymousreply 12December 1, 2023 2:19 AM

He's keeping himself clean, I'm sure you don't want to do it.

by Anonymousreply 13December 1, 2023 2:24 AM

R12, show him those photos and he'll just see his unlicked asshole.

by Anonymousreply 14December 1, 2023 2:25 AM

[quote] He's keeping himself clean, I'm sure you don't want to do it.

I give him biweekly baths with a lavender scented shampoo and conditioner spray.

by Anonymousreply 15December 1, 2023 2:26 AM

Oh well that won't make his asshole itch at all.

by Anonymousreply 16December 1, 2023 2:26 AM

But he *is* licking his privates, OP. Isn’t that what you mean?

by Anonymousreply 17December 1, 2023 2:46 AM

He's a DOG, thats what dogs do. Now think of this everything you see a fake boobed,stilleto heeled, madeup like a trollop let her chihuahua puts its tongue in her mouth.

by Anonymousreply 18December 1, 2023 3:04 AM

when you notice him licking start cutting yourself in front of him

by Anonymousreply 19December 1, 2023 3:06 AM

Tobasco sauce.

by Anonymousreply 20December 1, 2023 3:22 AM

Let the dog be, FFS! With no balls, what pleasure does he have?

by Anonymousreply 21December 1, 2023 3:34 AM

^That's the idea! Burn it into his doggie psyche!

by Anonymousreply 22December 1, 2023 3:37 AM

My cat fellates himself almost all day, everyday.

by Anonymousreply 23December 1, 2023 3:38 AM

This is why you don't invite the trick to your place.

by Anonymousreply 24December 1, 2023 3:41 AM

[quote] Let the dog be, FFS! With no balls, what pleasure does he have?

Tennis ball.

by Anonymousreply 25December 1, 2023 4:36 AM

[quote]I give him biweekly baths with a lavender scented shampoo and conditioner spray.

Are you trying to turn him into a fag?

by Anonymousreply 26December 1, 2023 4:43 AM

Buck never would have licked the patch where his balls used to be.

by Anonymousreply 27December 1, 2023 5:03 AM

[quote] I give him biweekly baths with a lavender scented shampoo

If you want to keep dogs out of your garden, you plant lavender.

by Anonymousreply 28December 1, 2023 5:32 AM

Encourage your rescue dog to lick the patch where your balls used to be.

by Anonymousreply 29December 1, 2023 5:39 AM

OP, you still have yet to answer whether you dog is a rescue dog.

by Anonymousreply 30December 1, 2023 5:40 AM

OP, threaten to cut him out of the will if he continues his embarrassing behavior.

It worked for me.

by Anonymousreply 31December 1, 2023 6:56 AM

Stop doing it yourself because he is simply mirroring your behavior.

by Anonymousreply 32December 1, 2023 6:57 AM

Inappropriate? He's a fucking dog for fucks sake, not Einstein's son.

by Anonymousreply 33December 1, 2023 7:00 AM

Send him to a Montessori school, OP. "Explain to him" indeed.

by Anonymousreply 34December 1, 2023 7:04 AM

Take him to the woods.

by Anonymousreply 35December 1, 2023 7:04 AM

Einsteins son, R33, was mentally challenged and ended in an insane asylum.

by Anonymousreply 36December 1, 2023 9:48 AM

[quote]OP, you still have yet to answer whether you dog is a rescue dog.

Sorry! Yes, he is a rescue dog. I should have made that clear.

by Anonymousreply 37December 1, 2023 11:26 AM

He's now in his little house, and I can hear slurping from across the room!

by Anonymousreply 38December 1, 2023 11:29 AM

[quote]I give him biweekly baths with a lavender scented shampoo and conditioner spray.

Maybe that's the problem: the scent repels him and he's removing it down to its natural smell.

by Anonymousreply 39December 1, 2023 11:34 AM

Ok, but is this a rescue dog we’re talking about? I only talk about rescue dogs.

by Anonymousreply 40December 1, 2023 1:57 PM

Rescue dogs are like foster children.

Highly likely to kill you in your sleep.

by Anonymousreply 41December 1, 2023 4:06 PM

This sounds like a Darlene post

by Anonymousreply 42December 1, 2023 5:07 PM

[quote] He's now in his little house, and I can hear slurping from across the room!

Perhaps if his house wasn’t so little, he wouldn’t be licking his patch.

Similar to many DLers.

by Anonymousreply 43December 2, 2023 5:33 PM
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