Barry Keoghan's salt burn nude scene

That's a semi, he obviously fluffed it before the scene. Don't think it gets much bigger than that. So, average size.

This film bombed.

Irish Curse is funny but exaggerated

Not really.

yum.

I've had two dark-haired irish boyfriends with big fat cocks. I used to slut around Cork and Dublin and never found size meat rare. But it's true Ireland isn't Holland, Brazil or Côte d'Ivoire.

R6 have you been to Nice and the Isle of Greece?

OP hasn’t met many Irishmen. I’ve met eye wateringly hung guys from the Emerald Isle.

Perfectly intact

He's got a sexy body.

[quote] I've had two dark-haired irish boyfriends with big fat cocks. I used to slut around Cork and Dublin and never found size meat rare. But it's true Ireland isn't Holland, Brazil or Côte d'Ivoire.

Dutch Dick - considered some of the best and biggest. And truly a treat to enjoy - from both ends.

That’s a penis!

Yum!

He did full frontal in a 2016 movie called Mammal—it looked smaller there. Me thinks there may have been some digital enhancement.

It's a prosthetic like in Boogie Nights

R7, please marry me. We could sip champagne on a yacht.

The OP acts like he’s a 13 year old.

I've had bigger.

Really sexy dude. Love his cock.

What r14 said. This isn't the first time he has gone full frontal, pics of his dick were already out there.

He cavorts like a dancing faun.

I know Michael Fassbender is ethnically at least part German, but isn't Liam Neeson all Irish?

I wouldn't mind being cursed like them.

Where is the "Isle of Greece"?

The country of Greece doesn't appear to fare that well by comparison.

R23--the "Isle of Greece" is between Paradise and Me.

This guy is disgusting. I hope for every gay man's sake, he's straight.

Great cock. Great tight little butt.

Face like a slapped ass—or is it someone perpetually in the middle of an allergic reaction?—but I'd still hit it.

I've always thought the Irish Curse referred to not being able to get it up (because of drinking).

R23 there is no way the Dutch have small cocks than the French. That chart is about cultural bravado in self reports.

Ah, the old trick: fluff your dick 1/3 hard and pretend it's flaccid.

If I was going to go nude in movies I would have the surgeries available: penis-lengthening by cutting the connecting tissue to the pubic bone and wearing a weight for a month or so. And girth enhancement with fillers and/or fat transfers.

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I would definitely do the fillers.

This technology has been around for years; I wouldn't be surprised if Keoghan had it done.

It's probably a prosthetic.

[quote] fluff your dick 1/3 hard and pretend it's flaccid

sometimes known as the Cialis chub.

Nice normal body, but I can never get past his creepy character in, "The Killing Of A Sacred Deer".

r25 He is well known for to accept in his his-region the homosex. So much for sizeable verificata, as he performs incredible acts with the mens mons pubis of his countryfellows. Yes he will. Yes.

R35 once again in English, nimrod?

I think he's sexy as fuck. His face only adds to his sexiness, in my opinion.

Sex with him would seem like taking advantage of someone with short bus "special needs".

I'm Irish, was at the sauna last week. Irish cock can hold its own with any other nationality. Clearly, something happens when they cross the pond.

Everyone else had a pretty face. Oliver had a big dick. And big dicks trump pretty faces

[quote] Sex with him would seem like taking advantage of someone with short bus "special needs".

That’s the exact attitude that allowed him to take over Saltburn

Not all irishmen have the gift.

R42 Hunter's cock is to die for.

(^.^) turn in your gay card R43 That dick is average and I prefer a more mushroom shaped head. Have you seen Frank Biden's selfies? His dick is longer and girthier than Hunter's when not fully hard.

[quote]That dick is average

No, it is not, r44.

There's just no satisfying Marjorie.

It's average R45 You need to get out more often.

I wouldn't call it large by any means R45

With a face that could stop a sundial.

I like how even in the throes of addiction Hunter remembered to trim his pubes.

I was the Whore of Babylon and Hunter's cock is XL. Stop your nonsense.

He's very sexy

The NYT review thinks it’s a prosthetic:

“The whole movie seems to exist for its coda, and presumably the prosthetics designer whose name appears in the closing credits.”

R51 is Princess Tiny Meat

Meh!

Yeah, that’s an avg dick R45. You have really bad luck.

the average size of an adult female's hand is 6.8" and that dick doesn't exceed the length of that hand. It's 7" at best

Ecuador, the putative worldwide winner in the penis-size category, averages at 6.93 inches.

The U.S. ranks at a demoralizing 5.1" to 5.3" average. Difficult as that is to believe.

Not a prosthetic

That's a lot of foreskin to chew on.

His dance reminded me of Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs or Andrew Cunanan in that Versace series.

He has a nice ass.

Ugly face.

Big horny jiggly cock

He’s no oil painting.

In an interview he said it's all him. Not a prosthetic.

Saltburn, much like CUNT Andy's most recent green plaid shirt getup, is contrived and stultifying.

I still haven't had a chance to see the film. Perhaps this week.

R44, we can’t all have blown out assholes like you.

[quote] In an interview he said it's all him. Not a prosthetic.

That's obvious.

His penis is very misshapen and odd-looking, because of all that foreskin.

It's not a pretty penis.

Someone would not make a prosthetic penis that purposely looked like that.

Barry should make a movie with Paul Mescal.

Could a movie camera capture all of that world class mediocrity on film?

[quote] Yeah, that’s an avg dick [R45]. You have really bad luck.

It won't seem like bad luck when YOU have to wear depends for the rest of your life after being regularly impaled by men who are trying to convince you a 7 1/2-inch dick is "average."

[quote]In an interview he said it's all him. Not a prosthetic.

Of course he's going to say that.

I read recently that whenever a guy is hard or semi-hard in a film you can be pretty sure it's a prosthetic.

Would he qualify as semi? Or is that just the copious foreskin?

Yet to see the film. Does Jacob expose any of his beautiful anatomy?

Rex Reed loved it

I have been with three Irishman from Dublin. Hung like horses. One was too big actually. And all perfectly shaped.

The Spaniards I’ve encountered? Gnats. Really, like Chinese.

French are average to me (and sorry, but smelly).

The Italians? All just so beautiful. I’ve never been with an Italian who doesn’t have a gorgeous (thick) dick. Maybe not the longest but definitely the meatiest. Just the best looking cocks on the planet.

[Quote] Does Jacob expose any of his beautiful anatomy?

R76 no more than what you see here

Yum!

[quote] we can’t all have blown out assholes like you.

Say you’re hung like a mouse without saying you’re hung like a mouse.

I think he's gorgeous

R72 is right, you size queens are going to end in diapers by being fucked by horses.

[quote] Say you’re hung like a mouse without saying you’re hung like a mouse.

Umm-hmm, Gurl, keep taking them big cocks up the ass, and all your cheek and sass will be a bitter memory.

^^^ I should clarify that some of you whores CAN do it without lifelong complication but ask your doctor about what becomes of the ones who cannot.

You can say a dick is big but it’s hilarious when you say it’s the biggest or huge because “politics”.

[quote]Barry should make a movie with Paul Mescal.

Barry already pulled out of Paul.

This was probably the most interesting part of the movie. The rest of it was a snooze fest.

Loved the movie. Loved him in it. Probably a prosthetic.

No one is more boring than a size queen going on and on about her favorite topic.

R87 that clown suit is outrageous and I love it.

When asked if he had spoken with Russell Crowe about his role in Gladiator, Paul Mescal said he hadn't -- I don't know what we'd talk about.

A dud movie with some good moments.

Haven't seen it yet, but the range of reviews on YouTube is pretty remarkable. People who've watched it 3 times and think it's a masterpiece, to those who call it a cheap manipulative p.o.s.. I'm in no rush, even to see the phallic finale.

If Jacob showed his ass or pubes it probably would have been a bigger hit

Nobody wants to see Jacob's microdick and third nipple.

I thought Elordi was nothing but pretty. He actually delivered his role with charisma but authenticity. I was surprised.

Saltburn's Barry Keoghan confirms it really is ALL him in that nude scene in the new black psychological drama - and reveals it took 11 takes

Barry Keoghan has confirmed that it was all him in the eye-opening nude scene in Saltburn, which is now available to watch on Amazon Prime. A dramatic and controversial way to close out cinema for the year, Saltburn has been the film on majority of lips the past couple of weeks. Released on November 17, the movie is centres around Oxford scholarship holder, Oliver Quick (Barry Keoghan) and his infatuation with his upper-class friend Felix Catton (Jacob Elordi).

R96 I do.

Pretty boy Elordi can play menace like I've never seen. (Euphoria)