Santos is Making Veiled Threats

Of course he wants to be an ambassador. He knows a good party and gift gravy train when he sees it.

Has there ever in the history of the humanity been a messier queen, truly?

Tell it Kitara! Spill!

Out ‘em!

Might he be lying?

Talking about setting yourself for an “unfortunate accident”! He’s a Ryan Murphy limited series waiting to happen.

She is literally a hot tranny mess

A future Republican administration, even a Trump one, would never nominate Santos for an ambassadorship. Even if it did, the Senate would never confirm him.

[quote] Santos is Making Veiled Threats

Could be worse! He could be doing the dance of the seven veils.

Waiting and ready🍿for the gossip.

Just tell us about the ones cheating with another man, George.

Hopefully, he’s including Senators.

Ambassador to Yemen?

Writing a tell-all GOP expose might be his be$t option.

R13, the first “Jew-ish” ambassador to an Arabic country would be a fitting outcome of the Jared Kushner-brokered Abraham Accords.

Santos fails to realize that the difference between what he’s done and what he says other politicians do is that fraud a felony and adultery is not.

I don’t think his allegations have that much weight and possibly could put him in greater legal jeopardy. The world sees him as a liar and most wouldn’t believe his claims. No publisher would put out a book by someone who is such a proven liar and expose themselves to libel suits. Likewise, Santos would be in court the second he said a single thing that was untrue about another politician and he’d most certainly lose.

He would love to get back at Mitt for this.

Do it sweetie. Tell it ALL. It won't make any bit of difference to your being thrown out on your tush once and for all.

BRING IT ON. He and Madison Cawthorn should drop a podcast.

[quote]BRING IT ON. He and Madison Cawthorn should drop a podcast.

I hear they plan on rolling one out soon.

Santos must be referring to the cocaine parties that Madison Cawthorn talked about.

Does he really think he has the chops of a J Edgar Hoover? He seems to think that he knows enough dirt on people who can keep him out of all the legal troubles. Whatever he thinks he has, self-awareness he has not.

You gotta hand it to the bitch: she's got some mighty big, brass balls.

I feel like I'm looking at a future murder victim.

This fat old whore is full of shit. Kill it.

Most republicans shunned him during his very short time in office. He has no more "inside dirt" than anyone else. And even if he had dirt on somebody, whatever info he spilled would be tainted by his incredible lack of credibility.

They need to CGI Victor Buono back to life for a proper biopic of Georgie boy.

Miss Kitara better watch herself. Between the Republican Party/Putin and the people she pissed off in Brazil she could very well end up in pieces stuffed in a suitcase somewhere.

R25, Unless he has full frontal nude pics of Josh Hawley.

In a defiant speech Friday sprinkled with taunts and obscenities aimed at his congressional colleagues, Santos insisted he was “not going anywhere.” But he acknowledged that his time as a member of Congress, at least, may soon be coming to an end.

“I know I’m going to get expelled when this expulsion resolution goes to the floor,” he said Friday night during a conversation on X Spaces. “I’ve done the math over and over, and it doesn’t look really good.”

The comments came one week after the Republican chairman of the House Ethics Committee, Rep. Michael Guest (R-Miss.), introduced a resolution to expel Santos once the body returns from Thanksgiving break.

It's not only the math that doesn't look good, George...

Resign bitch.

I was just going to add, R30, that my 83-year-old mother would look better in that outfit.

He’ll be in jail. Ain’t no one gonna be pulling strings for his ass.

Take them down with you, Fatty!

On the thread asking what Santos would do after being ousted from the House, I posted he'd blackmail his ex-coworkers.

I could spot his next grift a mile off. So obvious and messy.

Queer Eye for the Crooked Guy

Keep talking, fat boy, we all know how well that worked for Roller-Nazi

Goddamnit, he got even fatter since last week.

This doesn't quite rise to the level of blackmail, yet. It is coercive and threatening. I do wonder if Santos is stupid enough to approach individuals after this little rant and then do the blackmail song and dance.

But none of this will stop the DoJ.

The shoulder seams at R29 are SCREAMING! And you know that jacket does not button.

Great big fag person

I'm surprised he didn't go on Ozempic once he as elected and got the great congressional health benefits. Or he did and it didn't work? Does it work through curbing appetite or some other mechanism? He's definitely heavier than when he got there. Stress eating.

And I am telling you...

Fat. Damn Freudian slip

It'd be fun to have a few good old fashioned cheating on spouse stories for a change, I'll admit. Can he do the pious family values Republicans, especially.

More stuff he said in this Xtwitter recording:

"They all act like they are on ivory towers with white pointy hats and they're untouchable," he added. "Within the ranks of the United States Congress there's felons galore, there's people with all sorts of sheisty backgrounds." "I'm not running for reelection because I don't want to work with a bunch of hypocrites. It's gross," he continued. "I have colleagues who are more worried about getting drunk every night with the next lobbyists they're going to screw and pretend like none of us know what's going on and sell off the American people. Not show up to vote because they're too hung over or whatever the reason is, or not show up to vote at all and just give their card out like f---ing candy for someone else to vote for them. This s--- happens every single week... These members behave abominably."

Santos had particular disdain for Rep. Michael Guest (R-Mississippi), who chairs the ethics committee, challenging him to make the expulsion a "privileged" motion — meaning it would take precedence over all pending matters. The embattled Congressman said Guest "should be a man and stop being a p---y and call the damn motion."

"It ain't gonna be the dude from Mississippi that's gonna kick me, a New Yorker, out of Congress," Santos said roughly 40 minutes into the recording."

Oh yeah, he's burning bridges.

[quote]"I'm not running for reelection because I don't want to work with a bunch of hypocrites. It's gross," he continued. "I have colleagues who are more worried about getting drunk every night with the next lobbyists they're going to screw and pretend like none of us know what's going on and sell off the American people."

Read: Georgie boy is sad that he can't get in on all that grift and corruption.

[quote]there's people with all sorts of sheisty backgrounds

Finish him

[quote]Does he really think he has the chops of a J Edgar Hoover?

No way he could pull off the Vivian Vance look like J. Edgar did.

R13 the first Jewish ambassador to an Arab country happened decades ago.

R15 the first Jewish ambassador to an Arab country happened decades ago.

—Do catch up

Yeah - he's definitely going to jail - they will be sure of that.

BUT - even if he does write any tell-all books, he has ZERO credibility after stating so so soooo many lies.

The man belongs in prison.

I would like him to throw some poo though at Republicans.

It belongs in Brazil. It's not a NEW YORKER, it is just a grifter passing through that needs to be flushed.

I hope he goes scorched earth and just starts spilling the beans on everyone

Which country does he want to be an Ambassador to? Canada, so he can get into Justin Trudeau's shorts?

Make him ambassador to Russia. The job no-one wants. (Do they even have one though.)

Ambassador to North Korea. It will probably end up being a one way trip.

I have to be honest, I'd prefer my chances with North Korea than Russia. I've read what Russia does to ambassadors and other political visitors - their phones and rooms are bugged, they get tempted with drugs/escorts to get blackmail material, and so on.

While in North Korea they just get lobotomized.

[quote]lobotomized

Er, no. Visitors are allowed in NK, it's just all highly controlled and they aren't allowed to talk freely and honestly with any NK citizens. It's not unsafe, it just means that you're insulated from everything they don't want you to see. Russia, however, is unsafe. They have no real rules under Putin.

Make him the first ever Ambassador to Mars and put him on Elmo's next rocketship. Problem solved.

Just announced as Trump's new press secretary. I hear he's married to Morgan Fairchild.

[quote] Might he be lying?

He's not lying this time. He may not have the proof but I fully believe that his Republican colleagues engaged in all manner of unethical behavior just not in drag.

I read this as someone who’s pissed that others are getting away with what he’s now being charged for and ousted over. He has zero remorse or shame. An odious, pathetic asshole who’s just sorry he got caught. And if he doesn’t have receipts, his threats are just his whiny way of trying to make republicans think they should keep him. There’s no quid pro quo when you burn bridges, though. I hope his ass rots in jail.

I'm not ready for him to leave the political stage. At least he's entertaining.

R65 - I've had sufficient of the 'entertainment' brought to us by stunt queen Republicans. Take that show to Sing Sing. I'll get my entertainment elsewhere.

No more "entertaining" politicians, R65. No more drama. It's hurting America and Democracy. That type of "entertainment" has fractured friendships, partnerships, and familial relationships.

If that's what you want, maybe Netflix is right for you. Or therapy.

[quote]others are getting away with what he’s now being charged for and ousted over.

Here's the thing: our government, being run by and for corporations, says that you simply have to follow the rules. You're right, he's being ousted for doing essentially the same things other congress members; he's just not doing it the way that the government says to. For instance, you can't just transfer funds from your fundraising apparatus (however organized) into your personal checking account. You have to hire a campaign assistant like a family member, spouse or significant other, and pay them an exorbitant salary. Now, sure, if they pay your bills at Gucci or OnlyFans, it's still a violation of the law, but one that is not going to raise red flags in the same way that engaging in outright fraud will. The catch is, of course, you have to be able to trust that this person isn't going to turn you in, a problem most of the scum in the Republican caucus does not have (as their spouses and those they trust to commit fraud don't hate them).

New Yorkers: Where does George Santos place on the list of corrupt, incompetent, and self-indulgent politicians you have elected? The list might be too hard to compile.

Make him ambassador to Ruritania

[quote] I'm not ready for him to leave the political stage. At least he's entertaining.

From the looks of him, we're going to need a bigger stage.

Kitara's been eating her feelings!

He would need to have pictures or recordings of his fellow Representatives if he wanted to be believed. I'm certain that in this instance, much of what he says is true, but he has no credibility anymore, absent strong evidence.

[quote]BRING IT ON. He and Madison Cawthorn should drop a podcast.

I heard somewhere, probably from that fraud Linda G. on YouTube, that Santos has confirmed the sex and cocaine parties, and that we haven't seen the last of ol' Maddie in politics.

" we haven't seen the last of ol' Maddie in politics. "

😂 Yes we have. Roller-Nazi completely fell off the face of the earth after his term ran out last January

[quote]Kitara's been eating her feelings!

She must have a LOT of feelings.

[quote]Has there ever in the history of the humanity been a messier queen, truly?

The curtain isn't down on Miss Lindz quite yet.

R76, will you marry me?

When they come back after Thanksgiving, will they have the vote to expel Kitara? If so, I'll be popping the popcorn and mixing the drinks!

My money's on the corrupt GQP keeping her around for that one extra vote.

What happens if they expel this bitch? Does the seat stay empty, or does Hochul appoint a replacement?

I've read special election.

Cunts like Santos are blessings in disguise.

What’s he gonna do? Buy another Banana Republic sweater vest?

The House has special elections. The Senate has appointments by governors.

Kitara will be appointed to replace him.

What comes to my mind when I see those photos of Kitara in an overstuffed sweater--Rerun in the opening credits of What's Happening running behind the pickup truck, moobs and fat rolls bouncing and jiggling. I even hear the theme song in my head.

Maybe they should let Kitara run behind a truck and if she jumps in successfully, then she can stay in Congress.

“HER NAME IS KITARA!” 💅🏻

Yes, there would be a special election, and odds are the winner would be a Dem.

All the more reason I’m skeptical he will be expelled.

But who knows.

R83, take that back! I shop at Hermes, not Banana Republic!!!

Sweaters are not your friend, Kuntara.

Flush her.

He won’t be expelled. Republiqans don’t care that he’s a crook. What republiqan isn’t?

For a graduate of so very many good and even top schools, Santos's English sure sucks.

R93, I majored in economics at Baruch, not English, okay!

M'kay Kitara but didn't you take AP English at Horace Mann?

At first I read this thread as "Santas Making Veiled Threats" - that would have been entertaining at least.

Would any of you fuck him?

I have a sponsorship offer for him.

He a criminal sociopathic blob of shit and deserves every day of jail they give him.

I do hope he shits on a few scuzzy REFUGS on his own way down the drain.

[QUOTE]At first I read this thread as "Santas Making Veiled Threats" - that would have been entertaining at least.

When Christmas gets closer, r96, please do start a thread for this. Still a bit early. DL isn't like CVS stocking Halloween candy with back to school supplies.

I was the bottom at those cocaine-fueled orgies!

I was that little girl!

Hope he goes crazy and starts accusing them all of being a bunch of Harper Valley hypocrites!

"Santos is Making Veiled Threats"

Oh, no, she's about to do her rendition of "Dance of the Seven Veils", isn't she? 😬

^ Don't give Kitara any ideas!

He isn’t going quietly…

Spending money on designer clothes? Sweaters, Khakis and Blazers!

He’s taking the Cawthorne route. Over and out!

Bitch is pissed! 😡 💅🏾

R107

“Reporters don't care about adultery anymore and, trust me, there's been plenty of it this Congress. But nobody writes about it anymore because George Santos is here. They should look at it this way, with George being around a lot of this shit is going under the rug because none of the reporters write about it anymore ... I'm just putting that out there because I think it's relevant."

This, him talking about himself, is so telling. Placing himself on a pedestal, what about-ism, but also subtly admitting guilt. All very bizarre.

The only buddy who talks to him is Margery Taylor whackjob. And god only knows what she's telling him about everyone

"Hell hath no fury like Kitara scorned." Ha!

She’s always got her volleyball skills to fall back on.

Is there a pickleball version of volleyball (half court size, lower nets, and a lighter ball)? I don't think he's in top form for the rigors of regular volleyball.

Maybe competitive hot dog eating then?

George can now devote more time to his successful modeling career!

The most serious allegation is the last mentioned in the Meidas Touch article. I don't think we've discussed it. It may be hot air to scare the probably not insubstantial number of representatives who do it. But if he has the evidence he claims...

[QUOTE]A Member "who has no real track record of trading ...This Member has been able to outperform every single pointed measure of stock trading this year so far. I mean, talk about insider trading. And there's so much proof to just pinpoint to dates and times of when trades happened and when information was brought in front of that specific committee."

She's a loose cannon. Apparently Speaker Johnson and she talked quite a bit over the holiday.

She’s gonna end up anchored to the bottom of the Potomac, looking like Shelly Winters at the end of Night of the Hunter!

Anchor? Do you think they'll really need one?

Whether she goes or she stays, her game is over - at least for now. Going around saying 'I'm gonna tell' is not going to end well for 'tattle tail' Georgie Porgie!

Tits up in the Potomac

Frank Underwood would push it in front of a metro train (with the assistance of a backhoe).

r114 sounds like he's intimately familiar with Miss Santos's ball-handling abilities.

Tattle-TAIL, R122? Did you mean that as a pun?

Doesn't matter -- I guess either tale works.

The curtain falls…

Ludicrous. Santos might get to keep House privileges.

[quote]"He will become a former member of Congress," said Daniel Schuman, the director of governance at the Popvox Foundation. "Former members of Congress have a lot of privileges." Those privileges — which would also apply if he resigned — typically include the ability to walk onto the House floor, use lawmakers-only facilities, and even purchase (and perhaps auction off) their own office furniture.

OK -- which of you gentlemen wants to buy Kitara's office furniture?

Going once, going twice...

Does he have a fainting couch?

Why do her tits sag down to her belly?

@r129, Who got Cock-gobbler's fancy office furniture? 🤔

Fat, lying oversize bag of GARBAGE that needs to be dragged to the curb -- y YA!

Look what happened to Madison Cawthorn who claimed he has been invited to an orgy in Washington and had personally seen leaders doing cocaine. He lost and went buh bye.

Perhaps they can change the rules for expelled members?

There are a couple of former members who served unexpired terms only for a few months, with Congress on recess much of that time for Thanksgiving and Christmas-New Years.

R130 Probably has a farting couch.

R134 Maddie left Congress for a million-dollar-plus home in Florida.

His one term didn’t end so badly, at least so far…

Kitara! DL needs to make a kitara song! It reminds me of the Celia cruz song quimbara

Here is a Kitara song. Somehow, it fits George very well ( unlike his clothes).

How does that african song fit Kitara?

R138 please do not sully the memory of the Queen of Salsa by dragging her here, alongside the likes of Kitara, especially with her biggest hit. Gracias.

Kitara needs to do a Carmen Miranda number on the House floor

Boebert looks like the definition of slack-jawed yokel at r129. Mouthbreathing, too.

If this grifting bitch can sell the office furniture, you know she will do it. She has to pay for her monthly OnlyFans subscriptions!

Poor thing.

[quote]Boebert looks like the definition of slack-jawed yokel at [R129].

Where have we seen her face before?

Jasmine Crockett has all the dirt:

Ali Velshi had (D) Rep. Eric Swalwell as a guest tonight on Deadline. Eric came right out and said Santos is toast. I hope he’s right. Get rid of that fatty gelatinous tin of Spam.

By the way, Swalwell looked smoking hot. Lost a few pounds, and looks like he’s hitting the gym.

I hope Kitara goes off on the GQP. We need specifics, not just "cocaine fueled orgies". We all know that shit goes on, but we need Kitara to name names!

If Johnson is telling Santos resignation is the best path for the party, you know Santos is going to ask for something in return. What? A legal defense fund contribution? What can he realistically ask for that he would get?

Why make him resign when booting him is the same outcome? Except booting him would show integrity, and we know how little of that Republicans have.

I'm surprised she hasn't gotten in on the Tranny grift yet. "I'm a TWOC who is experiencing transphobia and NEEDS DONATIONS!"

Because being trans is not a grift. But being a Republican is.

He won't be kicked out. Wonder Woman has come to his defense and everyone respects her.

Everyone knows Santos is republican embarrassment manifest.

If he chooses to resign it indicates he knows he’s done wrong. Subsequently “spilling the beans” would come across as petty, like sour grapes.

OTOH, if he’s expelled, spilling the beans is [bold] Revenge. [/bold]

For Johnson’, holding a vote forces him to choose between the shame of losing it and the horror of winning it.

Large Marge is a Fag Hag R154! Let's all vote for the Republicans now!

Well, booting might elicit something when your...

TLDR … bunch of racists up in here … IYNKY

I really wish someone would hold him down and shit directly into his mouth. But I genuinely believe he'd enjoy it.

The fact that Kitara, a gay drag queen, would be in bed with Pipe Bomb Marge shows you on which side of his grift his bread is buttered. As long as you can get Hemes scarves for free, fuck the gays.

He should write a book and tell all the secrets.

Girl, WHAT is with the makeup? Divine wore less!

R161 The comments under there are great.

“If he put the energy into telling the truth that he put into Sephora.”

Mentioning inflation and the border to deflect in such a hollow, craven way is a final kick to the voters when he’s down. What a scumbag. Blech.

“his lips look like he just ate a whole rotisserie chicken”

🤣😂🤣😂

In that clip he looks angry and exhausted and on the verge of tears. That meeting must have been rough.

Did he actually say, “The third time is not a charm”?

He's HUUUUUUUGE

Maybe he thought he could contour the fat out of his face, and he got carried away.

“This is a waste of time, I could be working on inflation or the border!”*

*He stops to say to cameras with a face of makeup that clearly took an hour.

*happily stops for cameras with a fake look of exasperation*

“You all want a soundbite. This is the third time we’ve been through this.”

*can barely contain a grin through too much make-up*

So I was right, they won’t vote to expel him.

He looks like a mortician did his make-up.

He's probably threatening to talk about Russia, Russia, Russia, the place where they all get their funding.

Santos is tied to Vekselberg, the guy who had his yacht seized.

He's called a press conference I'm hoping for self immolation, I'd love to see her go out flaming AND flaming.

I hope he brings backup dancers.

Interesting.

Here’s where I remind everyone that the first Whitehouse CFO under Trump also had ties to Vekselberg.

Amateur..

He looks like a giant frog.

A great big, fat frog.

A great, big fat frog in a pot of water that's gradually heating to an eventual boil. Except this frog is aware of the temperature, but can't leap out

I believe he'll be Expelled. But the reason the "build up" has been so many days, is he's been negotiating the terms of his Blackmai- Sorry I mean "Retirement Package" for keeping his mouth shut. This is all a big show between him and the Republican Representatives.

That queen better not tell on us.

Maybe he’s a June bride?

LOL!

^ That was hilarious!

Kitara should be the new spokeswoman for Kylie Kosmetics.

R174 I had called something like on that on here before and questioned whether local operatives were hooking him up with Russians.

Cheap sex from grotesque women. Google Maria Butana.

He’s probably officially announcing his reelection campaign tomorrow morning.

Freeper says his constituents want him to expel Santos because they don't like the fact that he's gay

Don't hate him because he's gay, hate him because he's a crook!

R191 Me me me me me me!

Good morning ALL… especially the trolls. 😊

Today is supposed to be Expulsion day, but the vote is still not scheduled as of yet… it’s looking like debate may take place today. We will see, BUT, there is a twist.

This morning George Santos held a press conference & basically said I’m not trying to be kicked out alone! Jamaal Bowman needs to go too… you know eye for an eye or whatever logic he has. Jamaal took a misdemeanor plea & that’s obviously worse than anything George has been accused of!

So now instead of one expulsion, let’s have two!

All the while, again, we could be working on the President’s package which has aid for cities feeling crushed by the migrant crisis or hell we could maybe pass a budget, but nope… we will have dueling expulsions.

Welcome to preschool … I mean our prestigious congress (darn autocorrect).

*Oh George did say that the Ferragamos he was wearing today are six years old & weren’t purchased with campaign money. Kudos to the reporter that asked!

Don’t believe a word about the shoes.

SIBILANT S R191!

Any self- respecting queen would never be seen in six yr old shoes.

Off topic but related:

Tennessee Rep facing questions about loaning campaign funds...when he doesn't have ANY

J'adore Jasmine. She's a pistol...in a good way.

[quote]He's probably threatening to talk about Russia, Russia, Russia, the place where they all get their funding.

Old news.

MESS!

Ms. Santos career (such as it has been) as a Senator may be short lived, but she could star in a remake of 'Georgie Girl' once she is removed from office. Just think of the possibilities. They are debating her fate on Capital Hill now!

R198, me too. She's great.

Kitara is making her arguments on the House floor, RIGHT NOW!!!! Are you all excited?

R197, what's up with these GOP guys who supposedly don't have bank accounts?

“Because if I leave, they win… this is bullying.”

*garbage truck roars behind him*

So expelling a crook is bullying.

[quote] Ms. Santos career (such as it has been) as a Senator may be short lived,

Oh, dear

George Santos EXPOSED

Kitara has been hiding her stolen goods within her fat folds. Nobody wants to go in there and find the contraband.

Theatrical and pathetic

And totally hideous. Bitch get out of my timeline! Go away!

U.S. House Debate on Resolution Expelling Rep. George Santos

I like cspan for the lack of personalities interrupting serious conversations with their hideous streetwalking antics

I just love that this fat whore this that wearing a sweater under his jacket makes him look less obese. The sheer lack of self-awareness…

*thinks that

Santos might have to 'sashay away' from Congress as he faces a third expulsion vote

R216 💃

The only time that people like this expose any wrongdoing is when they’re no longer going to get to participate in it.

He won’t be expelled. The other republicans hate the Dems more than they hate him.

House is voting now...

She's Gone!! Bye Girl!

Sashay away…

[quote]He won’t be expelled.

Guess what, r219?

As Hall and Oates once said....SHE'S GONE!!!

R219 SURPRISE!

R225 Picture Kitara with raccoon eyes.

Somehow finally there's an accusation by Max Miller, someone from Santos' own party, about George's crookedness. BTW, Max Miller is super handsome. A Republican pretty-boy substitute for Madison Cawthorne. Too bad he's dumber than a stump and an election denier.

He needs his own thread - and a leaked sex tape.

Oh Lynda Carter, you shady bitch!

R227

[quote]Max Miller is super handsome.

Sure, Jan.

Max Miller should move to vacate the Chair.

That’s rich… Max Miller knows Santos is a crook, but supports Dump?

A furious Kitara just burned her Wonder Woman costume.

This is his Batman villain origin story. He is furiously sitting at a sewing machine with several yards of lycra creating a costume and plotting his revenge.

I watched some of r212 last night until butthead from Florida stood up in defense of Kitara. The Butthead argued the Democrats are worse because Senator Menendez had bars of gold " inscribed with Arabic "🤯 in his belongings.

Could not listen or watch further.

Amy Klobuchar throwing shade.

Maybe Georgie can share a jail cell with Jussie.

[quote]what hope is there for we mere mortals?

I will dare to "Oh, dear" Amy, even though she may throw a stapler at me.

R237 The stapler was thrown, everyone duck .

The votes.

Miz Sheila was too busy campaigning for mayor of Houston, I suppose.

What was AOC's excuse?

Hey there, Georgy Gurl!

Pipebomb Marge is upset over Kitara's expulsion!

Going after Nicole Malliotakis now

Now Nick LaLota

Now Mike Lawler

All of the three things above are weak tea really.

Notice he’s not saying who’s fucking whom.

He knows where the libel law line is drawn. He can’t say anything true and forcefully, all he can do is cast aspersions.

Spill it. I hope he shakes everything up and follows through. Yes, he is a hot mess and deserves his fate, but so do many others. Quit yapping and spill already. I hope some are shaking in their boots or hot pants.

Kitara needs to take up where Madison "RollerNazi" Cawthorne left off.

C'mon George, we know you have it in you! Spill yer guts.

Is he saying she's a dyke?:

@NMalliotakis the difference between you and I is that I don’t live in denial, I’m a PROUD GAY man and I’m not afraid to say it.

Saying someone is a closeted homosexual is not libel-worthy, per current court precedent.

This would make a great re-imagining of “Murder on the Orient Express” except it would be on a ferry to New Jersey. And there would be live and taped footage of the murderer(s) committing the crime. And nobody would pay attention. Because Cindy Brady died the day it happened. The murder would remain unsolved.

R245, R246, R247, it looks like Miss Santos is tweeting late into the night.

Tweeting AND eating.

Here's what Miss Santos now has in her profile:

"My community service will be to clean up Congress of it’s corrupt frauds in a Bipartisan way. My road to redemption will be serving the American people!"

Keep it up Georgie and you might start having problems with open windows, Russian style 😉

Is SNL on tonight? They ought to have a field day with this guy

I predict that he'll make a comeback . . . as Trump's running mate.

Anything about D’Esposito?

Santos: Aaron, can give you me tips on how to cash in having been a Member of Congress?

Shock: I'm getting top dollar in my profession, George. But you would not. No fats or femmes at my level.

This is the only article I have encountered that addresses the citizens of New York's 3rd district who we're without representation all this time.

And! This article is paywalled.

Cheerful constituents of ex-Rep. George Santos celebrated his expulsion from Congress on Friday, letting out a collective sigh of relief after 11 months of being represented by the truth-challenged 35-year-old Republican.

Around the corner from Santos’ darkened district office in the rain-slicked Douglaston section of Queens, Maura Flynn said it was a “wonderful thing” that the congressman had been ejected, calling him “unvetted and unqualified.”

Flynn, an illustrator and political independent who has lived in the area for more than 30 years, said the presence of Santos’ office in her neighborhood had been “galling.” Over the last year, her friends had visited to see the office of the notorious fabulist.

“What a mistake,” Flynn said of Santos’ 2022 election.

As a candidate, Santos fashioned a fictional résumé for himself, deceiving voters about his education, religion, family history, professional experience and property ownership.

Another local, Roseann Darche, said Santos “didn’t represent anybody except himself.” She said she started cheering when a notification flashed across her phone Friday saying that Santos had been kicked out of Congress in a bipartisan vote.

Ecstatic texts from her friends soon started to flow in. Santos had exhibited “hostility to the people” during his tenure, Darche said.

“Republicans can be good,” Darche, a Democrat, said, but she added that Santos had risen without sufficient scrutiny. “Nobody did any research on him, including the Democratic Party.”

Roseann Darche, 78, and her husband, Gary, 83, both stopped in front of the green awning of Santos’ office to take triumphant pictures Friday.

“We have been unrepresented in Congress,” Gary Darche, a retired lawyer and a Democrat, said as he sat at the wheel of his car in Douglaston. “I am relieved that this creep is no longer my congressman.”

Santos’ falsehoods included a baseless claim that his mother’s death was caused by 9/11.

He faces a 23-count indictment charging him with illegally pocketing unemployment benefits and using the credit card information of his donors, among other charges. He has pleaded not guilty and insisted he is not a criminal.

His office did not respond to a request for comment for this story.

Sheryl Scott, working in an artists’ studio near Santos’ office, offered an understated reflection on Santos’ time in Congress.

“People who take up these offices really need to check themselves,” she said. “You need to be doing it for the wellbeing of others.”

Arthur Skok, walking to a CVS across the street from Santos’ office in search of Christmas decorations, said he was most outraged by accusations that Santos had swindled money that had been raised in 2016 for a dying dog’s surgery.

“I will never vote for a Republican because of what he’s done,” said Skok, a 23-year-old software developer who also volunteers at a Manhattan animal shelter. “I am ashamed of it. I’m embarrassed that we live here because of that.”

Skok said Santos’ expulsion, which came after a damning House ethics committee inquiry into the politician’s conduct, was “long overdue.”

Skok said Friday was a good day, though he added he was “sad that we’re not represented right now.” A special election to replace Santos is not expected until February.

“That’s the price we have to pay for someone who basically cheated his way into being our representative,” Skok said.

“I don’t think there’s any other recourse that could have been made that would have made it right besides kicking him out right now,” Skok said. “It couldn’t have happened too soon.”

unrepresented in congress for years. the citizens of the 3rd district can sue republicans for fraud and leaving them unrepresented for years while supporting an obvious fraud

R263 Why can you not use capital letters? Also, I'm pretty sure they cannot be sued if these people voted Santos in.

Magats are wearying. A true waste of time. Contrarians and just plain dumb.

R262 Tough district, I guess, but Arthur "Skok, a 23-year-old software developer" is the roughest-looking 23 year old I've seen in a while.

[quote]My community service will be to clean up Congress of it’s corrupt frauds in a Bipartisan way.

First he needs to clean up his grammar.

[quote]“I am relieved that this creep is no longer my congressman.”

“I am relieved that this creep WE VOTED FOR BECAUSE WE'RE IGNORANT AND LAZY is no longer my congressman.”

George Santos has accepted a tenured professorship at Hudson University.

Security footage will frequently feature him being chased through a dark subway turnstyle. Just George picking pockets whilst blowing for dollars.

Awww little kitten is hissing and baring her little claws.

He's probably loving this:

^ casting suggestions?

Harvey Guillén - he's already portrayed him on SNL.

His story ain't over.

[quote]^ casting suggestions?

They are going to need a fat suit. The Whale people may have tips.

Hello! 🙄

[quote] "Fine, I'm no longer Congressman Santos. I'm just regular old Professor Major General Reverend Astronaut Santos, protector of the realm"

😂 ^ "Princess of Genovia"

The thread title evokes imagery of Santos wearing a mantilla that I didn’t need.

So he stands to get rich for lying per R271's post. Gotta love America...

Why doesn't he appear on the list for Trump V-P?

If convicted, I don’t know if Santos can directly profit from selling his story or not. I know there was a Son of Sam law, but I think you can get around them by using the money to pay fines and restitution.

He's headed for an orange jumpsuit.

[quote]Santos is Making Veiled Threats

Actually, he's taking the veil and joining a convent.

[quotes]Santos is Making Veiled Threats

Ironically, while he was making them he was heavily veiled.

He might as well tell on everyone in Congress. Dude, you were caught. Accept your fate.own your fuckups.

[quote]Accept your fate.own your fuckups.

Does he strike anyone as someone who would do that?

Why doesn’t he just go back to Brazil and escape the charges? I seriously doubt he’s even an American citizen.

R288 Brazil has an extradition treaty with the US. Maybe he could hop over to Saudi Arabia, Iran or China. Oh wait..

Iran is definitely where she should go. A burqa will hide his hideous body and face. Win-win.

I certainly hope his Congressional back account(s) have been frozen.

What the fool doesn't get is that reporters aren't interested in who's fucking who in Congress because that's their personal life and not part of what they do in Congress. His stealing (even from other members of Congress), and pathological lying directly effect his work (or lack thereof) in Congress.

Come get yer boy, R227.

Now that Santos is gone he's out to make his next kill!

The comments on here are great too. I’d like to see a couple more swipes at the greasy stringy business on his head.

I also want him to snitch snitch snitch! Do it George! Tattle on everyone you fat bitch!

Does Miss Kitara wear a veil occasionally? Why yes, I believe she DOES.

None of these rethug bitches wants to talk personal responsibility. It’s always someone else’s fault. ALWAYS.

Just like the qult. Their miserable existence is someone else’s fault. They are completely innocent victims.

The revenge tour continues

Bring me the head of Marianne Jean Baptiste!

Ha ha. FAT GAS BAG.

Ha ha. FAT FAG GAS BAG.

FIFY

[quote]Does Miss Kitara wear a veil occasionally? Why yes, I believe she DOES.

Only around her nether regions during her tasteful homage to the art of striptease.

He's on cameo now! (Seriously!)

But, Georgie, all the GQP spouses are busy cheating on their husbands too!

You go for it girlie!

[quote]What the fool doesn't get is that reporters aren't interested in who's fucking who in Congress

Unless they're gay.

He's selling it for $200 a pop, ladies.

She's even more of a low life than any of us thought - selling access to her videos when most couldn't wait for her to be booted out. So what - who cares!

He'll be able to buy more cellulite cream at sephora with all that cameo money 💰

Does Kitara do Cameo too, or just Georgie?

Will he favor his Cameo clients with his karaoke hits?

How much to present hole on Cameo, Kitara? I have someone I hate that I'd enjoy sending that video.

Says he'll be spilling the tea on Laura Loomer's podcast

R311 I called this last week that she be his new bestie.

[quote]Santos is Making Veiled Threats

Call me when he's threatening to do the Dance of the Seven Veils.

^ See r105

I suggest Miss Santos not go out alone after dark. She's liable to get her big ass whacked if she doesn't clam up.

[quote] He's selling it for $200 a pop

Fettermwn bought one

[quote]He's on cameo now! (Seriously!)

Can OnlyFans be far behind?

Only Fans? Think of all the blubber he'll have to shift just for the viewers to get a peek at his pecker.

John is such a troll but it made me look up the Menendez claims and it doesn't look good. Why tf does he have all that cash and those gold bars and where does it come from?

I'd like it if he outed Mike Johnson. Or just say the Johnson is gay, just to piss him off.

Why do you think Johnson voted [bold] against [/bold] expulsion?

[quote]Why do you think Johnson voted against expulsion?

Obviously because of his long-standing commitment to preserve the dignity and integrity of the House of/

*laughs hysterically for 45 minutes*

Wow. I really needed that.

Yeah, totally guessing there's' blackmail involved.

Because Kitara gives Mike lots of head

[quote]Why do you think Johnson voted against expulsion?

Because it would mean losing a Republican vote when the Republican majority is so small. Every leader voted against Santos's expulsion for that practical reason, nothing more complicated than that.

Santos's new career on Cameo was covered on CNN's Erin Burnett last night. George is apparently getting so many requests that he has raised his prices and is working late into the night filming all the requests. He's already pulling in a couple hundred thousand according to the CNN story.

What a sad statement on the times we live in.

Santos was already a sad statement on the times we live in, long before he was ousted.

Grifter has got to grift or "There's a sucker born every minute and two to take it away from him"

Oh, Bob Menendez is guilty as sin and should have resigned ages ago. In a bizarre twist, just like Kitara the Rethugs don't want to call him out because of Donald's situation so it's the Democrats - again - calling out their own party member. They want Bob to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.

Fetterman is funny, I love his Kitara Cameo tape for "Bob from New Jersey." We should do something like that. Crowd fund Kitara Cameo tapes for Donald from Florida, Junior and Eric from New York and Ivanka from... I have no idea where she's living now. Probably Florida to be near Dad's money.

Kitara's bizarre lies about everything must have made him much more of a public figure than Menendez who seems to have flown under the radar. Schumer should have got him to quietly stand down ages ago.

^ You can't make someone "stand down"

That's why Kitara had to be expelled

It's hard to force a congressman out of office. It's even harder to force a Senator out. Menendez should have been gone years ago and I say this as a Democrat. I know we need his seat/vote but we can't allow him to just stay on and on while he's engulfed in scandal. We're not Rethuglicans, for god's sake. Governor Phil Murphy will appoint another Democrat in place of Menendez. He won't have the seniority Bob has but we can live without it just to get rid of the Menendez stench.

Goodbye Long Island's Rose

Limo? Is that what he's spending his Cameo money on.

Limo my ass! Half of his Cameos are done in cars, and at beast they look like Uber XLs.

Beavapus?

"Platterpuss"!

If Santos goes to Tehran, the Ayatollah will fund for his permanent transformation into Kitara.

He's doubled his price on Cameo. It's $400 now.

I'd rather have him doing that than dicking around with the Congress.