Do you find Billy Eichner sexy?

Hi Billy.

No! Nein! Non!

Give it up, Billy. Everyone hated Bros and everyone hates you.

Cute but annoying

He’s got a banging bod.

He’s too manic for sexiness though. He’s funny though, funny can be attractive

Yes.

[quote]Do you find Billy Eichner sexy?

Yes

[quote]I find him insanely attractive

I would certainly not use the words "insanely attractive". He certainly is a type (that I like), but is not for everyone. What would make or break for me, is how much of his Billy on the Street/Parks & Rec/Bros characters are reality. I couldn't take someone like that 24/7. Or even 6 hours a day.

Too butch

I saw him in front of my apartment building and he's not my type but still looked totally fuckable, approachable and available. That's a hot combination for most.

He thinks he’s great. He’s just cold boogers on a paper plate.

He's tall. Is he as hung as one might optimistically believe? Also does he top, as several of his characters have professed to?

Sexy? Yeah sure. But once he opens his mouth and the toxic energy comes out, I'm turned off. He'd be a frustrating partner.

No. Not in the least. The body may be decent, but he’s not a handsome guy.

And, considering that Bros was just one giant cliche after the other, it was passable at best.

Sexy? Not even human.

Is that a shark or an alligator lurking on the left in OP’s pic? I certainly hope so.

He's okay, until he opens his mouth to speak that is, and all those silk purses come falling out.

I found him sexy in Difficult People.

Resting Bitchface makes my testicles shrivel.

No. I’m not blind.

He’s the spitting image of Karl Malden.

I thought the DL disowned Billy? Is he back in our good graces?

Dear God, no.

He looks like a hairy dropped pie.

OP is insanely insane.

As opposed to a dropped Hair Pie, R23?

^ LMFAO!

Funny and sexy.

Meh...... I might hit that after some drinks. Would love to hear more about his co-star in Bros although.

I thought he looked really cute in the video clip where he called that lady a bitch after she told him she didn't like his attitude.

I think he would benefit from buccal fat removal.

[quote]Do you find Billy Eichner sexy?

[bold]NO.[/bold]

I’d need to know what the dong looks like.

I think he’s funny and clever but not a great actor.

He is objectively good-looking and his funniness and talent are hot. His insecurity and constant whining about supposedly not being considered hot by the gay community, are not hot.

^^^

Careful now. That could apply to a majority of us here at DL!

[quote]He is objectively good-looking

Objectively??

Billy seems like someone who a few DL'ers might have had.

Not knowingly, R37.

I really don't. He's tall, his body is okay. I don't find him "ugly." But, I just don't find him attractive.

He's handsome and I like the fur.

I think a lot of his public persona is an act. But he's no more or less a neurotic fussbudget/prisspot than any other gay man of his age group/career achievement level.

(in other words, I don't think he's as terrible as many say nor as godlike as OP believes)

Hot body, mid-range face, but the vapid narcissism that emanates from him renders him ugly. I am sure the man is a nightmare to deal with, especially in a romantic situation.

I tend to find quirky facial features attractive, and he has a doable body…so I’d be into it. Can’t speak to his personality though, that might be a dealbreaker.

[quote]insanely attractive

As in: you'd have to be insane to find him attractive.

He doesn't seem like the kind of personality you'd want to be around for long. Fine enough body and hairy so sexy, yeah, in a bathhouse blowjob way, but that's a pretty low bar.

I think Billy is --- fine. I like that he's out there "representing." I don't personally find him attractive even though he is a good looking guy for sure. Great hairy chest. But glad his career is going well.

As sexy as a wet, moldy sock.

Given his frenetic personality (notwithstanding that some of it is probably an act), I think that being around him for any length of time would be completely exhausting.

I bet he has a massive dong.

[quote] I'm curious if anyone here has had him or know anyone who has?

I'm curious if anyone here would ADMIT to having him?

His body is only okay in terms of gay standards--it is not bad, but it is not highly desirable either.

He absolutely has a potato face. Even more, the manic energy and all the anger are huge deal-breakers for me.

He also behaved so badly and childishly about the release of "Bros" I am pretty much unable to find him even likable at this point; he would have to do a huge 180 on how he behaved to make me ever want to see him again in anything.

[quote] But glad his career is going well.

Oh, Billy. I can't believe you think saying that would fool anyone. We saw what happened with your career.

While I'm certain he has his pick of the pride, if he gets too mouthy, they can always sit on his face.

He had a hair transplant and maybe lipo too. He was fat and clearly balding before Hollywood started to cast him in minor supporting roles. He now all of a sudden has no body fat and a full head of hair.

Well, at least we know he posts here.

The first third of Bros was pretty funny.

[quote] He also behaved so badly and childishly about the release of "Bros"

Is there a link to an interview or article about that? I couldn't find anything.

R56, you talking about him blaming straight people?

[quote] Is there a link to an interview or article about that? I couldn't find anything.

Then you must be new here since a year ago it was all DL could talk about, with copious examples.

I’d rather fuck Rita Moreno.

I’d suck him off in a bathhouse or a gloryhole but that’s about it. The thought of speaking with him or kissing him. 🤮

He's a solid 7/10...but, he has the attitude that he thinks he can land 9s and 10s (for scaling purposes DL Fav Pietro Boseli would be a 9).

He'd never be happy with another 7 or 8 and would never entertain the idea of a 6.

He has his moments. I actually like him clean shaven rather than all scruffy.

Not sexy. He’s too much of a whiny bitch. Very funny and talented? Absolutely.

big dick

R65 is he uncut?

I think he's hot.

But then I'm a 3/10 or 4/10 on a good day so I can't afford to be picky.

For me, nothing is more attractive than talent. So no, I don't find him attractive.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

People don't understand his Billy on the Street is a character. He is much more subdued in real life. He is a bit of a mensch. A friend dated him for a bit, quiet, funny, and (what I am told) good in bed. Yes, he has a big dick, uncut and is a top. No I am not Billy Eichner lol. Pretty much all I know. My friend and he broke up after about 8 dates. It was my friend not Billy, He is kind of a home body and my friend likes to go out so there is that.

[quote]Yes, he has a big dick, uncut and is a top.

I didn’t hard to believe that a Jew is uncut.

^ you find it, right?

[quote] Yes, he has a big dick, uncut

Sure, Jonah…

R62 Thanks for that. Now I know why I can't stand him

BROS was actually very good & he isn’t wrong that straight people didn’t show up for it. But that was the whole problem — it was mismarketed. The studio was trying so hard to sell it to the straight male Judd Apatow audience that they alienated the girls gays & theys who were the actual market for it. Straight men were never going to go to that movie.

BROS was terrible. Unrealistic box-ticking.

He rhuewinned Bros.

I wanted to walk out but Rupert made me stay

He is tall, so that is half the battle.

How uplifting, R25.

R44, thank you for giving the Bath House Blowjob Queen perspective.

[quote] I think Billy is --- fine. I like that he's out there "representing." I don't personally find him attractive even though he is a good looking guy for sure. Great hairy chest. But glad his career is going well.

R45, your last line is quite vicious. Heartless, even.

Given his career trajectory, he’s actually qualified for membership with the Make A Wish foundation.

[quote] Given his frenetic personality (notwithstanding that some of it is probably an act), I think that being around him for any length of time would be completely exhausting.

This is, apparently, how the film-going public felt.

BROS was terrible. Promised a lot, delivered Deb Messing.

Horrible - "LOOK AT ME - GIVE ME ATTENTION" personality.

He's like a 7 year old that's never been spanked. Blech.

Eichner is very unattractive. A total dickwilter.

He is rather ungainly for a homosexual!

How does an uncut Jew penis look like? r70

When he was a bit dewier.

There’s no way an American born Jew would be uncut.

r70 here my bad I meant CUT. not Uncut.

So I guess this European woman will not like his penis?

Definitely - and most of you bitches would rim him for half the chance.

R34 = Billy

I do find Billy sexy. But I'm also into Jewish guys, the nerdier and furrier, the better.

I'm surprised Billy agreed to do an interview with homophobic Joan Rivers.

R96 Do you think she is homophobic because she outed John Travolta?

R97

yes.

homophobia

R100 I'm sure she would've jumped on the Trump train had she been alive in 2016.

[quote] How does an uncut Jew penis look like?

HOW does it LOOK.

WHAT does it LOOK LIKE.

R102 Sorry I am from African country so my grammar resembles that of an animal.

Joan Rivers is a cunt.