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It’s just me, myself and I

I know that I’m so wise

And so much better, oh my

Teacake - done

Greg - gone

Darlene - on

Love my girl

Listen, it’s just me, myself and I

Against the world so much, yeah

We take on more than they say

Let’s play. Darlene, I hope he came

Let’s get rid of Teatwat and Gerg

I’ve got my lezzies on my side


by Anonymousreply 21December 13, 2023 2:21 AM

Welcome, Darlene.

by Anonymousreply 1November 24, 2023 12:59 AM

No, it’s not

by Anonymousreply 2November 24, 2023 1:08 AM

What in the ghetto hell?

by Anonymousreply 3November 24, 2023 2:00 AM

Is this a slam poetry thread?

by Anonymousreply 4November 24, 2023 2:02 AM

It's Lipstick-lesbian again R4.

by Anonymousreply 5November 24, 2023 2:28 AM

Don’t quit your day job, Maya Analube.

by Anonymousreply 6November 24, 2023 8:42 AM

I am not gone.

Nor do I plan to go.

by Anonymousreply 7November 25, 2023 9:14 PM

Gap guy is the one who’s gone. The Bear sent him into the cornfield.

by Anonymousreply 8November 25, 2023 9:58 PM

You're a special kind of retard aren't you, I mean worse than a Teacake kind of retard.

by Anonymousreply 9November 26, 2023 5:16 PM


by Anonymousreply 10November 26, 2023 5:16 PM

DL is such a special place.

by Anonymousreply 11November 26, 2023 5:18 PM

[quote]Gap guy is the one who’s gone. The Bear sent him into the cornfield.


I sent him to a Lane Bryant. In a Tanger Outlet mall off an interstate in very rural Iowa. NEXT to a cornfield. I’m hoping he uses his time there wisely to consider the consequences of being a HUGE troll and maybe starts a new project. The Lane Bryant Playlist collection.

He fucks up again and then he goes INTO the cornfield for real.

by Anonymousreply 12December 1, 2023 7:47 PM

R9 is a fucka cum cucka

by Anonymousreply 13December 2, 2023 10:07 AM

Keep my name out of that motherfucking mouth.

by Anonymousreply 14December 2, 2023 5:55 PM

rosie o'donnell

is writing haiku again

in her stained sweatpants

by Anonymousreply 15December 2, 2023 6:00 PM

[quote] I’ve got my lezzies on my side

What lezzies are these?

by Anonymousreply 16December 2, 2023 6:00 PM

You, butch bitch!

by Anonymousreply 17December 3, 2023 2:40 PM

What is going on?

by Anonymousreply 18December 3, 2023 2:46 PM

Makes dnwnqsklfr

by Anonymousreply 19December 4, 2023 8:32 PM

How are my lezzies tonight?!

by Anonymousreply 20December 13, 2023 1:21 AM

The OP gives me Pooh Shoe vibes. Such Deja vu.

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